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2011-12-28 10:52:10 PM
Thank Christ. Because we need more people in the world, that's our problem. We're running dangerously low.
 
2011-12-28 11:00:15 PM
Damn, think what Christmas must be like.
 
2011-12-28 11:10:04 PM
Clowncar2
 
2011-12-29 12:16:56 AM
Oh yeah, real joy that must be.
 
2011-12-29 01:51:50 AM

texdent: Damn, think what Christmas must be like.


Now imagine what it would be like if we re-instituted child labor.
 
2011-12-29 03:34:49 AM

violentsalvation: Oh yeah, real joy that must be.


i105.photobucket.com

Can't you see how happy they look?
 
2011-12-29 03:44:02 AM
"In each family, the siblings act as built-in babysitters...."

Or maybe Wombs in Waiting.
 
2011-12-29 03:46:37 AM
Have they figured out what's causing that?
 
2011-12-29 03:48:48 AM
Damn, I've got three grandchildren and that just wears me out. One hundred? I'd be dead.
 
2011-12-29 03:49:21 AM
How is this "spiffy?" Every problem we have in the world is due to overpopulation.
 
2011-12-29 03:54:57 AM
If I could travel back in time and kill 1 person... It would not have been Hitler or Stalin or an Elder Bush... it would be this dude.
 
2011-12-29 03:56:28 AM

caramba421: How is this "spiffy?" Every problem we have in the world is due to overpopulation.


While I can't say that every problem is due to overpopulation, I must reiterate: How is this spiffy in any way whatsoever?
 
2011-12-29 04:00:33 AM
Ah, how sweet. :)

They probably started out as a regular sized family until they decided to have another kid for every annoying-as-hell overpopulation comment they heard. I'd take a jab myself, but I care far too deeply about the problems are planet is facing. :(
 
2011-12-29 04:07:32 AM
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE GET THESE PEOPLE CABLE?

or if not cable, another hobby?
 
2011-12-29 04:10:50 AM
"White people won't be a minority on my watch!"
 
2011-12-29 04:12:07 AM
Yeah, this is definitely not [spiffy], subs. More [sad] territory, or [part of the problem] if that were a tag.
 
2011-12-29 04:18:31 AM
Having at least 7 kids means that close to 100% of your genetic make-up has been passed down.. and if 7 of those kids have 7 kids, which this guy has more than double of in grandchildren, well you know what that means. I can do math okay. And after his death, nearly 100% of this guy's genes will still be represented through his descendants. Good for that guy.
 
2011-12-29 04:18:49 AM

jaylectricity: texdent: Damn, think what Christmas must be like.

Now imagine what it would be like if we re-instituted child labor.


That's the only sane reason for having this many spawn.
 
2011-12-29 04:19:58 AM
How do they think of names for all of those kids without repeats and numbering?
How do they remember which kid is which?
How can grandma pick her favorite with so many choices?

So many questions, so little time...
 
2011-12-29 04:24:27 AM
Spay and neuter FFS!!
 
2011-12-29 04:37:58 AM
How many grandkids do you have to have before you no longer care if one of them dies?
 
2011-12-29 04:39:33 AM
My grandmother on my mom's side had 13 children, and I know there were some big families in that group. I'd bet she had over 100 grandchildren. I'll have to add up that list sometime.
 
2011-12-29 04:40:15 AM
Farkin' Freys ...
 
2011-12-29 04:42:30 AM
FFS keep your cavernous snatches and mayonnaise thighs (white, smooth and easy to spread) closed already. Their bits must be so loose that the babies are like bungee jumpers. The smell of fish must be overpowering. This is in no way spiffy.
 
2011-12-29 04:49:17 AM
And the gene pool gets more dilute by two orders of magnitude...
 
2011-12-29 04:50:00 AM

pervvywanker: Spay and neuter FFS!!


Will someone please call Bob Barker?
 
2011-12-29 04:52:04 AM

ElPresidente: FFS keep your cavernous snatches and mayonnaise thighs (white, smooth and easy to spread) closed already. Their bits must be so loose that the babies are like bungee jumpers. The smell of fish must be overpowering. This is in no way spiffy.


It amazes me how all you farkers can analyze a new story and the women in it based on an estimation of the attractiveness of their girly bits.

You all are like that dude from psych, only cruder.
 
2011-12-29 04:54:28 AM
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Good_News/2011/12/23/19161621.html

No.
 
2011-12-29 05:03:41 AM

Nishu: You all are like that dude from psych, only cruder.


Just because you're 24 and have 5 kids by different one night stands doesn't mean you have to get defensive. Is it that or is your biological clock simply going into overdrive and you feel that if you could only have a child that empty place in your soul might be filled?
 
2011-12-29 05:05:35 AM

Nishu: ElPresidente: FFS keep your cavernous snatches and mayonnaise thighs (white, smooth and easy to spread) closed already. Their bits must be so loose that the babies are like bungee jumpers. The smell of fish must be overpowering. This is in no way spiffy.

It amazes me how all you farkers can analyze a new story and the women in it based on an estimation of the attractiveness of their girly bits.

You all are like that dude from psych, only cruder.


It has nothing to do with snatchtractiveness and everything to do with making babies just because you like babies.
 
2011-12-29 05:08:09 AM

Nishu: ElPresidente: FFS keep your cavernous snatches and mayonnaise thighs (white, smooth and easy to spread) closed already. Their bits must be so loose that the babies are like bungee jumpers. The smell of fish must be overpowering. This is in no way spiffy.

It amazes me how all you farkers can analyze a new story and the women in it based on an estimation of the attractiveness of their girly bits.

You all are like that dude from psych, only cruder.


You may be the least interesting person on the internet.
 
2011-12-29 05:18:45 AM

Old-sour-pickle-chips: You may be the least interesting person on the internet.


Don't you take that away from me!
 
2011-12-29 05:38:04 AM

Nishu: Ah, how sweet. :)

They probably started out as a regular sized family until they decided to have another kid for every annoying-as-hell overpopulation comment they heard. I'd take a jab myself, but I care far too deeply about the problems are planet is facing. :(


Guess what? Past the fifth child, there really isn't enough love to go around. At that point, people are just having children for the sake of having children. The overpopulation comments aren't all that bad, especially considering how accurate they are.
 
2011-12-29 05:39:27 AM

Old-sour-pickle-chips: You may be the least interesting person on the internet.


I don't always drink beer, but when I do...
 
2011-12-29 05:52:29 AM
Duggar's kin?
 
2011-12-29 05:59:38 AM
"Making just another idiot who takes a shiat that ends up in a river"
 
2011-12-29 06:08:01 AM
So an average of two birthdays a week. Which means every single goddamn weekend is wasted by having to go to birthday parties. They must lose all meaning after a while, getting to the point where you just die a little inside with every slice of birthday cake.

And that's not even considering the money they have to shell out for all this spawn. Christmas must just be $20 in a card.
 
2011-12-29 06:11:42 AM
farking shiathead moron selfish farks farking up the whole farking planet. fark them.

And fark? Did I say fark? fark them. farkin' fark.

And please cut all their dicks off before it's too late.

Oh, fark, it already IS too late.

And I bet one tenth of them consider themselves "environmentalists" because they live in the middle of farking nowhere.

shiatfaces.
 
2011-12-29 06:12:28 AM
That's a lot of Werther's Originals.
 
2011-12-29 06:21:11 AM
Yup, just what the world needs, more ugly people.
 
2011-12-29 06:30:54 AM
Heh. I'll agree that these folks need to slow down but I'll save my disdain for them because I don't know whether the brood is or will be productive enough to offset the resources they use.

But this thread seems to be populated primarily by the type of gay who calls straight people "breeders".
 
2011-12-29 06:43:15 AM
Came for Idiocracy reference. Leaving disappointed.
 
2011-12-29 07:10:56 AM

Herr Morgenstern: Came for Idiocracy reference. Leaving disappointed.


So did I. The only one I found was yours. I dunno, I'd feel weird counting that.
 
2011-12-29 07:13:17 AM

Crackers Are a Family Food: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Good_News/2011/12/23/19161621.html

No.


Yes.
 
2011-12-29 07:18:34 AM
sp9.fotolog.com

Unavailable for comment.

/did you really expect this to not be hot?
 
2011-12-29 07:29:39 AM
We were happy and we were waiting for it. We want to have a party in the church with all the family together," Viktor said.

Of course. saw that coming.


In each family, the siblings act as built-in babysitters, which gives grandpa and grandma lots of opportunities to just enjoy time with their family.

I'm sure they just LOVE that role.
 
2011-12-29 07:31:22 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: Heh. I'll agree that these folks need to slow down but I'll save my disdain for them because I don't know whether the brood is or will be productive enough to offset the resources they use.

But this thread seems to be populated primarily by the type of gay who calls straight people "breeders".



I agree. I meet some folks and think "I wish there were more people like them" and other people who I believe will be a burden to the people around them. The super-fast breeding people who concern me are generally the ones who can't support themselves or the ones who tend to commit a higher than average number of crimes against other people. To me, it is especially offensive if they immigrate into a country, out-breed the native population, and destroy the culture of that country by overwhelming the welfare system and radically changing the racial and cultural demographics. Today, white people are generally doing the opposite of that.
 
2011-12-29 07:35:44 AM

A Bloody Disaster: If I could travel back in time and kill 1 person... It would not have been Hitler or Stalin or an Elder Bush... it would be this dude.


Err.. it takes 2 to tango
 
2011-12-29 07:40:11 AM
Hey...look! It's a family reunion!
 
2011-12-29 07:41:01 AM
[insert pic of Simpson's Men running at each other with pots on their heads]

sorry.
 
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