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(CNN)   Chavez: I'm not saying Americans infected me with a cancer ray, but they infected me with a cancer ray   (cnn.com) divider line 275
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2011-12-29 02:37:37 AM

JamesLi: Okay did I miss something? It seems like out of nowhere there is this bombardment of "OH CRAP, ACETAMINOPHEN!" as of late.


The sh*t has always been hell on the liver, kidneys and various other organs. Actually I'd bet that's the ingredient that causes the most damage in pill popper cases... and it doesn't even get you high.
 
2011-12-29 02:37:45 AM
I wonder why Hugo does not have any scientists working to block this potentially deadly ray? And if he does, why has he not killed them for failing to protect him? So what if we have a cancer ray. Hugo has only himself to blame for not protecting himself better. He knew what he was up against when he took over the country and did nothing to stop us from giving him cancer.
 
2011-12-29 02:41:03 AM

MrEricSir: What you ought to do is get the guy strapped to a conveyor belt that's slowly moving towards a giant saw blade, tell him all your secret plans, then step out of the room at the last minute. What could possibly go wrong?


Saw blades? What is this, 1811? Lasers are the way to go. You setup an industrial CO2 cutting laser that he slowly moves towards, then step to the adjoining room to tap your whores while he dies a painful death.

You really need to renew your subscription to Legion of Doom Weekly.
 
2011-12-29 02:41:11 AM
www.theepochtimes.com

just sayin...
 
2011-12-29 02:43:17 AM
Wanna give someone cancer? Just dip a cigarette or cigar in some nice warm Fukushima water and dry it out.

Hey, his speculation is not outside the realm of probable.

Jack Ruby died of cancer just 3 years after killing Oswald......and he never talked.
 
2011-12-29 02:43:38 AM

here to help: JamesLi: Okay did I miss something? It seems like out of nowhere there is this bombardment of "OH CRAP, ACETAMINOPHEN!" as of late.

The sh*t has always been hell on the liver, kidneys and various other organs. Actually I'd bet that's the ingredient that causes the most damage in pill popper cases... and it doesn't even get you high.


Truth.

I had to call the poison control line a couple months back when I took vicodin and then an hour later unthinkingly popped a couple extra strength Tylenol (as vicodin doesn't do a thing for my headaches).


Fortunately, they assured me that this amount wasn't enough to cause harm, given my weight. I've never been so glad to carry an extra 20 pounds, as I was that day.


/Tossed the Tylenol in the trash, just to be safe
//So I don't have that sort of accident in the future
 
2011-12-29 02:51:39 AM

X-boxershorts: Wanna give someone cancer? Just dip a cigarette or cigar in some nice warm Fukushima water and dry it out.


Isn't that a bit redundant?
 
2011-12-29 02:52:58 AM
Before we use the cancer ray on him, we should use the "constantly growing, long pointy nose" ray, the "shrivel your genitalia to the size of a toothpick" ray and the "permanent explosive diarrhea" ray.

If it were up to me.
 
2011-12-29 02:58:21 AM

MrEricSir: X-boxershorts: Wanna give someone cancer? Just dip a cigarette or cigar in some nice warm Fukushima water and dry it out.

Isn't that a bit redundant?


It's all about bringing on the onset. A little ionizing radiation will certainly speed up the process.
 
2011-12-29 03:05:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-16345171

Hey, we needed to cheer up cancer boy somehow..
 
2011-12-29 03:05:46 AM

mithras_angel: /Tossed the Tylenol in the trash, just to be safe


Tylenol in ALL it's forms (T3's included) is useless sh*te that does more harm than good.

You want serious over the counter pain meds that don't make you loopy? Advil 500mg liquigels (the yellow ones).

They cause a bit of gut raunch but I lived on those f*cking things for years.

Beer helps a lot too.
 
2011-12-29 03:08:23 AM
www.insidesocal.com

Thank you god!

 
2011-12-29 03:09:44 AM
Why kill Chavez when he's the best argument against
socialism out there? The Venezuelan economy is a basket case now and the diminished commercial competition benefits Columbia, our ally.
 
2011-12-29 03:11:20 AM
www.pollsb.com


We got guys in the CIA don't we Tom? Guys that might like a story about a dirty politician getting what he had coming. They might like that, right Tom?

Damn, mixed up my Al Pacino character parts

Correction:
Manny, shoot that piece of shiat.

 
2011-12-29 03:17:08 AM

here to help: A Terrible Human: No I meant that comment in a smartass way since it seems you were implying that the US has some sort of cancer machine.

/Acetaminophen should be banned though.

Just the other day I was trying to find out if I could get an ibuprofin based percocet. No such thing exists although there are no nasty interactions between the two.

Not to mention any actually useful drugs such as muscle relaxers aren't covered by insurance... oh, but if I want to become a junkie and dose my liver with acetaminophen well hey... no problem guy. GO TO TOWN! IT'S ON US!!

F*ckos.


As someone lives in daily pain, I loathe acetaminophen. There is a new(-er) pain med called Nucynta that I got switched to about two years ago. Works great, still an opiod, but double-acting. Maybe inquire?
 
2011-12-29 03:17:41 AM
Well, if we did have such a thing, you'd be a great person to test it on, Hugo.
 
2011-12-29 03:18:40 AM
It's not called a "cancer ray". It's called a "television".
 
2011-12-29 03:23:25 AM
Probably got it drying out coke in the jungle via microwaves back in his youthful days.
 
2011-12-29 03:39:30 AM
Paranoia strikes deep
And into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step outta line, the man come, and take you away
 
2011-12-29 04:15:20 AM
Not at all hard to make an x-ray source, most of the work is just winding that big coil.

X-rays are not nearly bad as gamma rays, but if you used wither a directional x or gamma ray source, you'd be able to give all sorts of people cancer remotely without anyone knowing.
 
2011-12-29 04:20:05 AM
We tried to kill Castro with a poisoned scuba suit and exploding cigars. Our government killed millions in Central America, Southeast Asia and the Middle East. But it's just crazy to think we'd infect someone with cancer.
 
2011-12-29 04:36:32 AM
It'd be easy as hell to do as long as you had access to his food, drink or medications he takes. I'm sure the CIA had cancer plans drawn out as soon as scientists figured out that carcinogens existed.

/But really, considering his typical disgusting communist dictator obesity it's a safe bet that there's lifetime of alcohol abuse and over-consumption of meat at play in the carcinogenesis.
 
2011-12-29 04:47:26 AM
Chavez cited the revelation this year that the United States, between 1946 and 1948, had carried out human experiments in Guatemala where subjects were exposed to sexually transmitted diseases.

That was 50 years ago, Chavez said. Will it be discovered 50 years from now that the United States was infecting presidents with cancer, he posited?


Chavez also living in the 90s
 
2011-12-29 05:03:32 AM
if the US is capable of this, why hit Chavez and not the rulers of Iran?
 
2011-12-29 05:16:03 AM
Ever since I heard about Pont-Saint-Esprit Link (new window), I'm pretty sure our government will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

dumbobruni: if the US is capable of this, why hit Chavez and not the rulers of Iran?


It's too difficult to get somebody close enough to do anything to anybody in power in Iran. But we've had our fingers in Latin America almost as long as there's been an United States.
 
2011-12-29 05:28:29 AM

here to help: Harry_Seldon: The weird thing about this is I suspect the CIA actually thinks about how to do stuff like this.

Don't suspect it. They know how to do it and have. Whether they did it to Hugo? I don't know. But they can do this type of sh*t and have been able to since the 50's.

Whuh oh! I'mma gonna get called a crackpot... you just watch.


I dont know, if we HAD a cancer ray, who would be a better target. Our enemies do seem to be dying...
 
2011-12-29 05:42:20 AM
It seems chemo has affected his reasoning powers.
He has developed a complex that makes him think we want his wee little pot of gold oil.
 
2011-12-29 05:43:06 AM
oh hugo... you never disapoint

Frank N Stein: here to help: So remind me again why America hates this guy so much? What threat is he? What has he done to draw your ire? Is it just simply SOLISHILIZMZ and HE SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT US!!!

Because if so... STFU and ignore him... you know... like adults?

Well there's that, plus the human rights violations....


what any leader has to do to get on america's black list: nationalise local industry ie oil
 
2011-12-29 05:46:42 AM

CliChe Guevara: It has been documented that the Soviets actually did attempt this with microwave bombardment


The Russians used to use microwaves to "pump" Theremin bugs. It was a big deal for them at one point. The whole "omg microwave death beams" thing was an invention of Tom Bearden.
 
2011-12-29 05:48:35 AM

I sound fat: here to help: Harry_Seldon: The weird thing about this is I suspect the CIA actually thinks about how to do stuff like this.

Don't suspect it. They know how to do it and have. Whether they did it to Hugo? I don't know. But they can do this type of sh*t and have been able to since the 50's.

Whuh oh! I'mma gonna get called a crackpot... you just watch.

I dont know, if we HAD a cancer ray, who would be a better target. Our enemies do seem to be dying...


I was just trying to point out that CIA probably does research on all kind of whack stuff that might seem weird or implausible.
 
2011-12-29 05:53:25 AM

Lars The Canadian Viking: Not at all hard to make an x-ray source, most of the work is just winding that big coil.


Which "big coil" would that be, exactly?
 
2011-12-29 06:03:27 AM

X-boxershorts: MrEricSir: X-boxershorts: Wanna give someone cancer? Just dip a cigarette or cigar in some nice warm Fukushima water and dry it out.

Isn't that a bit redundant?

It's all about bringing on the onset. A little ionizing radiation will certainly speed up the process.


You'd probably just wash out some of the natural tobacco polonium and make it safer, seriously.
 
2011-12-29 06:26:52 AM

erewhon: Lars The Canadian Viking: Not at all hard to make an x-ray source, most of the work is just winding that big coil.

Which "big coil" would that be, exactly?


IIRC, early x-rays were all coil, later on (30s?) they started using tubes to generate the x-rays. I think there was an old sciam article about making your own x-ray.

Wonder what good
ol sciam is up to today?
/googles

www.scientificamerican.com

Oh right, that's why I stopped reading when I was 14.
Bastards used to have cool stuff like how to make your own nitrous oxide.
 
mhd
2011-12-29 06:47:15 AM
CIA operative in charge:
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-29 06:50:33 AM
ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-29 06:56:43 AM
Of course Chavez is crazy. The CIA wouldn't do such a thing!

/Haha it's as stupid as say... making that old Socialist Castro's beard hairs fall out.
 
2011-12-29 06:57:01 AM

Anastacya: As someone lives in daily pain, I loathe acetaminophen. There is a new(-er) pain med called Nucynta that I got switched to about two years ago. Works great, still an opiod, but double-acting. Maybe inquire?


Nucynta is good stuff, but insanely expensive. I hate most actual opiates because they turn me into a drooling imbecile (okay- more of a drooling imbecile) for about three times as long as the analgesic effects last. Nucynta skips all that- it just makes me a little dizzy.

Back on topic- I'm reasonably sure that it is possible to give someone cancer. What is far less likely is being able to do so without some fairly overt and easy to spot activity over a long period of time. Assuming the US had the ability to reliably cause fatal cancers in our enemies, why would we use it on a bloated ass-hat like Chavez? There are plenty of folks out there the US considers far more dangerous than Hugo the Horrible.

For all his many faults, Chavez is not even particularly worthy of attention. Granted that he's an authoritarian dickbag who's running his country into the ground at warp 9, he's not even in the top ten of nasty authoritarian dickbags. Compared to Mugabe, Assad, or the Krazy Kims, Chavez is a paragon of sanity and rainbow unicron farts. Besides (as others have noted) Hugo the Horrible is doing a bang-up job of making the US economic system look like the epitome of efficeincy and profitability.
 
2011-12-29 07:13:58 AM
Well, it's not like the US hasn't tried to get rid of Latin American dictators we don't like in... um "creative" ways before...

But Chavez is a bit of a buffoon, so I'll take that declaration with a big old grain of salt, myself.
 
2011-12-29 07:24:25 AM
Our government reserves the right to murder U.S. citizens who they think, maybe, might, possibly be working with terrorists, without such inconveniences as trials. I really wouldn't put it past them to give foreign leaders cancer.
 
2011-12-29 07:25:28 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Poor Chavez got hit by radiation and developed cancer.

This guy got hit by radiation and became a half-selachian
superhero:

[www.thatchickensite.com image 500x375]

/"JAWSOME!"


Maybe he was trying to gain superpowers:
i199.photobucket.com

//JAWSOME indeed.
I'll just leave this other 80's nugget that probably seemed like the coolest show when you were 10 but you'd probably think sucks now here:
www.pocandpoch.com
///"Ride free, citizen!"
 
2011-12-29 07:29:23 AM

SmitetheRighteous: Fruitier than a nut salad.

After all, "there is film of the Americans landing on the moon," he scoffed. "Does that mean the moon shot really happened? In the film, the Yanqui flag is flying straight out. So, is there wind on the moon?" As Chávez beamed with triumph at this logic, an awkwardness descended on my comrades, and on the conversation.
Chávez, in other words, is very close to the climactic moment when he will announce that he is a poached egg and that he requires a very large piece of buttered toast so that he can lie down and take a soothing nap.



It is too bad that Rosie O'Donnel is a lesbian, these two are perfect soul-mates!
 
2011-12-29 07:37:31 AM

skantea: All you have to do is plant an irradiated button in his favorite suit, or an irradiated bar in the beneath the seat of his office chair. It's not that crazy or even a new concept. I didn't think of it first.


unless you're going for the "radiation sickness" brand of cancer, it doesn't work that way.
 
2011-12-29 07:41:25 AM

here to help: So remind me again why America hates this guy so much? What threat is he? What has he done to draw your ire? Is it just simply SOLISHILIZMZ and HE SAYS MEAN THINGS ABOUT US!!!

Because if so... STFU and ignore him... you know... like adults?


He has smuggled arms to terrorists in Columbia, trying to overthrow their allied and democratic government.
 
2011-12-29 07:42:39 AM

Frank N Stein: Well there's that, plus the human rights violations....


Can you actually cite any example of these so called human rights violations? The only accusation that has been covered in a remotely serious news source is a US watchdog's vague and silly complains about promises being betrayed.

So, do you actually have any basis for your assertions or are you simply reiterating your government's anti-Chavez propaganda, right out of your ass?
 
2011-12-29 07:44:03 AM

Amdam: fark you. If we wanted you dead, you'd be farking dead


So, how is Fidel Castro doing? Any of those explosive cigars arrived yet? What about that invasion?
 
2011-12-29 07:53:18 AM

GreatBunzinni: Amdam: fark you. If we wanted you dead, you'd be farking dead

So, how is Fidel Castro doing? Any of those explosive cigars arrived yet? What about that invasion?


This assumes we actually wanted him dead at any point in the past 30 or 40 years rather than another convenient boogeyman with no real power.
 
2011-12-29 07:57:24 AM

Wenchmaster: Compared to Mugabe, Assad, or the Krazy Kims, Chavez is a paragon of sanity and rainbow unicron farts.


therealmtoys.com
 
2011-12-29 07:57:42 AM
I think I will sit this one out and wait for a better thread
 
2011-12-29 08:02:49 AM
And we'll do it again, too, unless you shut your ugly mouth and keep selling us oil, hombre.
 
2011-12-29 08:03:48 AM
Hugo Chavez: He helps Americans finally understand how Dubya looked to the rest of the world.
 
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