Ummm. Did any mod click the link before it went green? 'Cos it doesn't go anywhere, just a sign-in page.

Apos: Is anyone going ape shiat over this news?

Oh I see what you did there. Punners should be shot.

I'm not saying the Cheetah death story was a hoax, but the Cheetah death story was a hoax.

Lith: Apos: Is anyone going ape shiat over this news?

Oh I see what you did there. Punners should be shot.

A pun is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

BroVinny: Lith: Apos: Is anyone going ape shiat over this news?

Oh I see what you did there. Punners should be shot.

A pun is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Then that makes it all better, I suppose.

OK, has anyone checked in on Abe Vigoda?

ArkAngel

Ah, the great Maureen O'Sullivan. One my all-time favorites.

It wasn't a cheetah, it was a chimp. So yes, I'd say that makes it a hoax.

Why was this chimp named "Cheetah" in the movies? Why not a Mangani name like "Kerchak" or some such. Calling a chimp "Cheetah" is like calling Tantor the elephant "Wilderbeest", or Tarzan "Gerbil", or Jane "Blue Tit".

Aboleth: Calling a chimp "Cheetah" is like calling...a human golfer "Tiger".

I submitted this earlier with a funnier headline.

How is Bubbles doing?

I'm not too croaked up about a chimp dying, besides the loss of genetic diversity in one of our closest relatives, cause Chimpanzees are mean cannibalistic farks.

TommyymmoT: If the original Cheetah were still alive, TMZ would have had a picture of him naked on a beach, making out with Snooki.

Talk about animal cruelty....

Cheetah was reportedly gay. He loved Johnny, hated Maureen.

ArkAngel: [www.nt2099.com image 450x354]

I think Tarzan would rather have Jane back

Pre-code Jane was best Jane.

Writer R.D. Rosen discovered that the primate, which lived in Palm Springs, California, was born around 1960, meaning it wasn't oldest enough to have been in the Tarzan movies of Hollywood's Golden Age

oldest enough???

TommyymmoT:
It's a hoax.

If the original Cheetah were still alive, TMZ would have had a picture of him naked on a beach, making out with Snooki.

Really? I would think that even chimpanzees have some standards.

Crazymuthafarker: I think the saddest part is the fact he was in all of those movies and yet, he still never prospered.

He did live long, however.

Writer R.D. Rosen discovered that the primate, which lived in Palm Springs, California, was born around 1960, meaning it wasn't oldest enough to have been in the Tarzan movies of Hollywood's Golden Age.

I miss proof-readers.

*CSB time*

I used to work at a place that provided in-house technical training for Linux and Windows classes. The teacher was a grandson of Johnny Weissmuller. Had some interesting stories to tell.

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macross87: *CSB time*

I used to work at a place that provided in-house technical training for Linux and Windows classes. The teacher was a grandson of Johnny Weissmuller. Had some interesting stories to tell.

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Tell us some of the interesting stories, bro.

This monkey's gone to heaven take a poop, but should be back any minute now.

Shh. You'll wake up the monkey,

Aboleth: ... is like calling Tantor the elephant "Wilderbeest"...


Why, was he tamer than the rest of the group?

fearmongert: OK, has anyone checked in on Abe Vigoda?

Abe Vigoda status (new window)

I was suspicious when they listed his name as "Cheeta"

He's not a corn crisp.

Raw_fishFood: I'm not too croaked up about a chimp dying, besides the loss of genetic diversity in one of our closest relatives, cause Chimpanzees are mean cannibalistic farks.

As opposed to human?

Hoax? Someone should spank that monkey.

Once again the press has made a monkey out of you...

"What's your name boy?"
"Tarzan"
"Tarzan, huh? What's your whole name?"
"hole name Jane"

Perro Rojo: "What's your name boy?"
"Tarzan"
"Tarzan, huh? What's your whole name?"
"hole name Jane"

so glad hole name wasn't boy

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

Just recieved this in my email this morning -

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex." he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh ...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I'll show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here, Tarzan', she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her square between the legs!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."

All of those Cheeta stories are nonsense. Chimpanzees just don't live that long.

Well, he went to great lengths if it was a hoax. There are tons of stories done on this chimp since the early 90s, I guess none of the news reporters checked the facts.

hbk72777: Well, he went to great lengths if it was a hoax. There are tons of stories done on this chimp since the early 90s, I guess none of the news reporters checked the facts.

You're a reporter. You get sent to interview a chimp. Do you even give a shiat enough to check out his story?

Big Beef Burrito: hbk72777: Well, he went to great lengths if it was a hoax. There are tons of stories done on this chimp since the early 90s, I guess none of the news reporters checked the facts.

You're a reporter. You get sent to interview a chimp. Do you even give a shiat enough to check out his story?

Really, between watching him jerk off and dodging flung poo, who has time for checking things.

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I think Tarzan would rather have Jane's swimming double back

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