Who?

Instead of that, someone find me the SNL bit "A year with Jewel" where the contest winnner had to spend a year with her in a cabin.

"I lived in a van!" "You will again!".

God I hate reality shows

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wtf is that thing

Apos: Sexiest Alaskan ever.

Jewel's not bad, either

Morons are still morons at Fark I see. Palin and Jewel...I choose the bigger more bester boobs...I R a Farker. Not who can run in office...that's far too unFarklike....

Tits.

Wow. She's already out of money?

Mugato: johnnieconnie: Who?

The chick from Firefly.

That's not Jewel Staite from Firefly.

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That was only four months after she gave birth, but maybe she's pregnant again. Or fat. Either way, she has an excuse. Normal women don't shed their baby weight in two months like you see in Hollywood.

Mugato: johnnieconnie: Mugato: johnnieconnie: Who?

The chick from Firefly.

That's not Jewel Staite from Firefly.

Nothing gets by you.

What's firefly?

Mugato: I'd bid on Jewel's set.

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Mmmmm, WANT.

Looks like someone you might find at Walmart. Who is this person?

Leader O'Cola: skinink: Looks like she's putting a little junk in the trunk. Still a cute woman.
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wtf is that thing

That's acoustic guitar

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So she finally stopped wearing those glasses she wore in the video to "Stay"?

That was Tine Fey dumbass!

mr lawson: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So she finally stopped wearing those glasses she wore in the video to "Stay"?

That was Tine Fey dumbass!

The chick from Mommie Dearest? God, that movie sucked!!

Sarah Palin rolls her eyes, goes back to mumbling something incoherent

Damn, someone call that exorcist guy back. Sarah's been re-possessed.

Jewel isn't going to be in it, I dont think. It is about her family, who have lived on this land in Alaska since WWII. Looks interesting, actually. I admire people who can live off the grid and are self-sufficient. I couldnt do it. I like my cable, flat iron and indoor plumbing.

Guess there's more room on the 'Flying Wild Alaska-Gold Rush' bandwagon up there.

FirstNationalBastard: If Jewel sets her radio alarm clock for 6 am, and it wakes her up with the part of "You Were Meant For Me" that goes "I hear the clock, 6 AM", is that like dividing by zero?

Brilliant.

Not ashamed to admit I'd volunteer to be the filling in a Palin/Jewel sammich....

/ok, Tina Fey can be the fluffer, too.

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Solid 7.

kellyscomments: Jewel isn't going to be in it, I dont think. It is about her family, who have lived on this land in Alaska since WWII. Looks interesting, actually. I admire people who can live off the grid and are self-sufficient. I couldnt do it. I like my cable, flat iron and indoor plumbing.

If it's any consolation to you, it appears the has-been's family is doing so well on the self-sufficience thing that they're cashing in on their relative's former fame for their 15 minutes of basic cable. I can't wait for one of them to get hooked on, oh, let's just assume meth, leading to a season on Dr. Drew's Warm-Up to the Grave.

Looks like she's putting a little junk in the trunk. Still a cute woman.

Jesus jumping CHRIST,why do married people/folks with kids almost ALWAYS seem to get fat?

"Ooops, married/have a kid now- better stop taking care of myself!"

Someone please explain this to me.

hey, has anyone noticed that she has very nice breasts?

StrikitRich: Guess there's more room on the 'Flying Wild Alaska-Gold Rush' bandwagon up there.

Hey, leave the Tweeto clan alone. My family actually enjoys that show. Also, you forgot Deadliest Catch which is somehow still on the air.

/RIP Captain Phil

I suppose now that she's rich she's reconciled with her daddy over the circumstances that led to she and her mother living in a car for all that time.

/Boobies.
//Money. Is there nothing it cannot fix?

darch: Looks like she's putting a little junk in the trunk. Still a cute woman.

Jesus jumping CHRIST,why do married people/folks with kids almost ALWAYS seem to get fat?

"Ooops, married/have a kid now- better stop taking care of myself!"

Someone please explain this to me.

Because most people with kids have priorities that do not include how they look -- the mating attraction game has been played and won.
Also, most humans, but especially Americans, gain weight as they age.
Also, weight gain tendencies are usually genetic, so there's that.

/Guys, if you want to know what your girlfriend or wife will look like in 20 or so years, look at her mom. There lies your future.
//Want to know how I know you're a) young, and b) childless?

Mugato: johnnieconnie: Who?

The chick from Firefly.

Jewel Staight (new window).
She's getting a divorce, you know.

My family was two homesteads down from Kilcher's, I've met Atz and the late patriarch Yule, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies..

/Would have rather met Jewel naked in a sauna instead of Yule

darch: Looks like she's putting a little junk in the trunk. Still a cute woman.

Jesus jumping CHRIST,why do married people/folks with kids almost ALWAYS seem to get fat?

"Ooops, married/have a kid now- better stop taking care of myself!"

Someone please explain this to me.

You're not going to have to worry about it.

She's like a little plate of pancakes: short, sweet, and stacked.

/Jewel Staite is getting a divorce?
//Wow, her hubby is stooooooooooopid!

HotIgneous Intruder: darch: Looks like she's putting a little junk in the trunk. Still a cute woman.

Jesus jumping CHRIST,why do married people/folks with kids almost ALWAYS seem to get fat?

"Ooops, married/have a kid now- better stop taking care of myself!"

Someone please explain this to me.

Because most people with kids have priorities that do not include how they look -- the mating attraction game has been played and won.
Also, most humans, but especially Americans, gain weight as they age.
Also, weight gain tendencies are usually genetic, so there's that.

/Guys, if you want to know what your girlfriend or wife will look like in 20 or so years, look at her mom. There lies your future.
//Want to know how I know you're a) young, and b) childless?

I call bullshiat on this. I know plenty of families with 3+ kids with parents who are very much in shape.

In America, parents gain weight because they are a combination of comfortable and lazy.

They eat shiatty comfort food for super (which doesn't get burnt off before they go to bed) and they don't exercise at all (that's the lazy part). It only takes 20-30 minutes to get a good workout. I guarantee these people are watching ore than 20-30 minutes of TV a day.

But you're right. They have played the mating game and won finished. They really just stop giving a damn about their health. My parents included.

Some of it has to do with the fact that these parents had kids when they were young and never got into a physical fitness routine after high school/college.

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She's got that cute tomboy thing going on for sure. I think her sister is hotter though.

Isn't there a family jewel reality show already?

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She's like a little plate of pancakes: short, sweet, and stacked.

/Jewel Staite is getting a divorce?
//Wow, her hubby is stooooooooooopid!



No matter how hot a woman is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shiat.

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I see her on Craig Ferguson (well, his show at least) every once in a while. I can never tell if I'm turned on, or incredibly annoyed.