I've only known a couple girls who I could always recognize by how their butts looked in jeans.

Neither of them is the robber.

Hope that helps.

The flip-flops scream professional.

My dog just farted.

Joe Dirt does not approve.

Oh, it's Aunt Betty!

Who you callin' "cleavage"?

spentmiles: The flip-flops scream professional.

Came for this. Who the fark is committing armed robbery in flip flops? You can't even run away.

)Hot(
Found him.
But someone killed him.
Many, many times.

In the public interest of crime prevention, I believe it beneficial if as many farkers as possible post pictures of females from behind, so as to make a virtual suspect lineup. I know it will be a demanding task to look at all those behinds of savoury, young, slender female bodies, but hey - someone's gonna take one for the team, right?

Just look for the girl wearing her little brothers' clothes.

Knowing Fark, I was expecting something wholly repugnant like an older, morbidly obese man or something.

Color me surprised.

i'm not 100% sure at this point, but all available data is leading me to conclude that i would, indeed, hit that.

Stealing to support her crack habit?

Cheeky devil, isn't she?

NullReferenceException: I've only known a couple girls who I could always recognize by how their butts looked in jeans.

Neither of them is the robber.

Hope that helps.

OK, we don't know who you've ruled out unless you tell us who they are. And post pictures. Lots of pictures.

This was a key plot point in a recent episode of Bones.

/Ms Deschanel is hawt
//either one, kthx

/piping hot from the oven

She has no ass.

Did they ever get to the bottom of this?

Snotboble: In the public interest of crime prevention, I believe it beneficial if as many farkers as possible post pictures of females from behind, so as to make a virtual suspect lineup. I know it will be a demanding task to look at all those behinds of savoury, young, slender female bodies, but hey - someone's gonna take one for the team, right?

Seconded.

Normally, I believe , the term "bumcrack bandit" is applied to a male homosexual of the eager anal-raping variety, or any person who finds a need to seize anal sex, usually in an accelerated and unexpected fashion, and not to female robbers who show their bumcrack.

What the lineup might look like.

At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification.

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/piping hot from the oven

i'll take that thank you. i love a woman who can take some extra punishment.

I guess 4chan /b should be hired. I hear they're pretty good at identifying porn stars asses.

spentmiles: Did they ever get to the bottom of this?

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Banned on the Run: spentmiles: Did they ever get to the bottom of this?

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You can go straight to hell! That was the funniest thing ever written! Zero out of ten my happy farking ass.

spentmiles: Banned on the Run: spentmiles: Did they ever get to the bottom of this?

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You can go straight to hell! That was the funniest thing ever written! Zero out of ten my happy farking ass.

Funny? Its a 5-6/10.

Since it was you posting I thought it was a troll.

Excerpts from the mugshot books

Close, but just over the NSFW line, I think (new window)

Definitely NSFW (new window)

Close again, but NSFW (new window)

Extreme butt cleavage? (NSFW, new window)

Seen this left inline before, but I'll go NSFW (new window)

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I think it's one of these two but I'd need to observe them trying on a few pairs of pants to be sure.