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Rapmaster2000

2011-12-28 11:06:39 PM

Damn hipsters with their polyester slacks always taking the last sirloin at the Golden Corral. They think they're better than me cause they drive Buicks. I hope someday they drop a bomb on Branson, Missouri and kill them all.

rocky_howard

2011-12-28 11:18:29 PM

WTF Fark, I'm listening to Lump Sum when I click on Entertainmend an lo and behold, there's a Bon Iver greenlight.

Cubs300

2011-12-28 11:29:26 PM

One of the band members lived where my wife's friend lives now. Does that give me hipster cred by proxy?

Man On Fire

2011-12-28 11:31:51 PM

what about single-button-mouse clicking?

demonfaerie

2011-12-28 11:32:19 PM

Eau Claire has a lot of hipsters thanks to kids from the twin cities coming to school here and now they won't leave cause of Bon Iver street cred. Also fun fact my cousin went to high school with them, and the rustic cabin in the woods that they wrote their music at is not rustic at all. It has 4 bathrooms in it.

fearmongert

2011-12-28 11:34:29 PM

Cubs300: One of the band members lived where my wife's friend lives now. Does that give me hipster cred by proxy?

Not now that we've heard of you... now you're too mainstream.

skinink

2011-12-28 11:36:04 PM

How to peel off skinny jeans in under five minutes.

FuryOfFirestorm

2011-12-28 11:39:11 PM

What is with dudes that use band names but only have ONE MEMBER? (Bright Eyes, Owl City, Bon Iver)

One guy does not a band make. Stupidist trend in music since "scr- emo".

demonfaerie

2011-12-28 11:43:16 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: What is with dudes that use band names but only have ONE MEMBER? (Bright Eyes, Owl City, Bon Iver)

One guy does not a band make. Stupidist trend in music since "scr- emo".

There is more than one member in the band. According to wiki there is like 10 members, but it seems like there is only mainly 4. Link (new window)

I can't believe I defended them.

rocky_howard

2011-12-28 11:45:22 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: What is with dudes that use band names but only have ONE MEMBER? (Bright Eyes, Owl City, Bon Iver)

One guy does not a band make. Stupidist trend in music since "scr- emo".

What about bands that use a single dude name but have MANY MEMBERS? (Van Halen, Bon Jovi, etc)

Many guys does not a single guy make. Stupidest trend in music since giving credit only to yourself even though you play with a bunch of dudes (David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, Eric Clapton, etc)

PanicMan

2011-12-28 11:57:58 PM

Who?

Jonathan Hohensee

2011-12-29 12:10:12 AM

I can't farking stand their hipsters with their farking big ears, their long, grey trunks, and their farking two white tusks they have sticking out of their mouths. If there is anything in this world I hate more than hipsters, it's hipster movies like Dumbo, and Operation Dumbo Drop.

wildcardjack

2011-12-29 12:12:04 AM

Product idea!

10 pound coffee mugs.

And "The French Press" as an exercise plan!

FuryOfFirestorm

2011-12-29 12:24:12 AM

demonfaerie : There is more than one member in the band. According to wiki there is like 10 members, but it seems like there is only mainly 4

Could have fooled me. Every interview with these guys seems to involve pictures of only one person, and little to no mention of bandmates.

demonfaerie

2011-12-29 12:31:36 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: demonfaerie : There is more than one member in the band. According to wiki there is like 10 members, but it seems like there is only mainly 4

Could have fooled me. Every interview with these guys seems to involve pictures of only one person, and little to no mention of bandmates.

He is the front man and writes most of the lyrics so that is why. Except he or the media exaggerates the image behind the band.

fusillade762

2011-12-29 12:49:16 AM

Don't forget the Pabst 12-pack clean and jerk.

FuryOfFirestorm: What is with dudes that use band names but only have ONE MEMBER? (Bright Eyes, Owl City, Bon Iver)

One guy does not a band make. Stupidist trend in music since "scr- emo".

Would like a word:

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Do you also have a problem with The Thompson Twins? ZOMG, THERE ARE THREE OF THEM!!

penceyprepreject

2011-12-29 01:01:38 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: too bad bright eyes and bon iver both have more than one member....

yeah. i happen to like these bands. deal with it,fark.

FunkOut

2011-12-29 01:53:09 AM

skinink: How to peel off skinny jeans in under five minutes.

I like to use a carving knife to peel them off. Those skinny little fellers sure can scream a lot though.

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-12-29 01:54:39 AM

Wearing plaid shirts makes you a hipster? I listen to mainstream bands (albeit mostly old rock bands), drink bud light (price not taste) don't care about going to wal-mart. I don't think I'm a hipster?

Knarf

2011-12-29 02:25:49 AM

Pretty certain plaid dosnt make a person a hipster. Unless a person is wearing it ironically I guess. But then the problem isn't plaid, now is it? It's attention whoring that's the problem

So leave plaid out of it.

Serial

2011-12-29 02:26:56 AM

Dr J Zoidberg: Wearing plaid shirts makes you a hipster? I listen to mainstream bands (albeit mostly old rock bands), drink bud light (price not taste) don't care about going to wal-mart. I don't think I'm a hipster?

The first step to admitting to being a hipster is telling people you don't think you're one.

naughtyrev

2011-12-29 02:45:38 AM

Oh, I'm sure there will be repetitive stroking.

TheJoe03

2011-12-29 03:15:46 AM

Plaid is like wearing Chucks, it's a style that can be seen around a large cross section of groups. I've seen both gangbangers and hipsters wearing plaid and Chucks.

FunkOut

2011-12-29 03:24:47 AM

Knarf: Pretty certain plaid dosnt make a person a hipster. Unless a person is wearing it ironically I guess. But then the problem isn't plaid, now is it? It's attention whoring that's the problem

So leave plaid out of it.

I've seen a number of hipster males that were either dressed like old men or dressed like girls from the '80s. The ones dressed like old men usually had plaid old man pants.

LewDux

2011-12-29 04:51:09 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: What is with dudes that use band names but only have ONE MEMBER? (Bright Eyes, Owl City, Bon Iver)

One guy does not a band make. Stupidist trend in music since "scr- emo".

rocky_howard: What about bands that use a single dude name but have MANY MEMBERS? (Van Halen, Bon Jovi, etc)

Owl City
Bon Iver
Bon Jovi

Why there's always 3 letters (always with 'O') + 4 letters. Funk dat

Solid Muldoon

2011-12-29 05:42:20 AM

What's a Bon Iver?

swahnhennessy

2011-12-29 06:07:59 AM

How hip can you be if what classifies you as something hasn't changed in 20 years?

quatchi

2011-12-29 06:21:58 AM

Solid Muldoon: What's a Bon Iver?

Think it's a chain of clam chowder restaurants but I could be wrong.

/Since 1938.

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-12-29 06:36:19 AM

Serial: Dr J Zoidberg: Wearing plaid shirts makes you a hipster? I listen to mainstream bands (albeit mostly old rock bands), drink bud light (price not taste) don't care about going to wal-mart. I don't think I'm a hipster?

The first step to admitting to being a hipster is telling people you don't think you're one.

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macross87

2011-12-29 08:03:11 AM

Chin-beards are soo over!

/obscure?

Manfred J. Hattan

2011-12-29 08:05:08 AM

Are they gonna call it Pumping Irony?

Ebenator

2011-12-29 08:05:19 AM

I wear a lot of plaid, but only to be ironic.

Weigard

2011-12-29 08:28:33 AM

Sweatin' to the Awfuls

pedXing

2011-12-29 08:46:02 AM

He''l be at N.O. Jazz fest this year, can't wait to see him...also looking forward to Iron & Wine

JoePiscopoJr.

2011-12-29 09:19:52 AM

The new hipster thing shall be to get muscular, albeit ironically.

darch

2011-12-29 09:26:47 AM

Subby forgot the Fixed-Gear Stationary bicycle section.

Bigsigh

2011-12-29 09:39:15 AM

...on a more serious note... my mom has sciatica and I wonder if this workout DVD would be helpful for her

she's gotten really frustrated with exercising

cscanlon7

2011-12-29 09:40:06 AM

The OG Hipster.

BumpInTheNight

2011-12-29 09:50:41 AM

Speaking of Hipster mocking, this site is worth a good laugh:
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/ (new window)

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen

2011-12-29 10:31:55 AM

Solid Muldoon: What's a Bon Iver?

A very good engine driver.

demonfaerie

2011-12-29 10:46:02 AM

LewDux: FuryOfFirestorm: What is with dudes that use band names but only have ONE MEMBER? (Bright Eyes, Owl City, Bon Iver)

One guy does not a band make. Stupidist trend in music since "scr- emo".

rocky_howard: What about bands that use a single dude name but have MANY MEMBERS? (Van Halen, Bon Jovi, etc)

Owl City
Bon Iver
Bon Jovi

Why there's always 3 letters (always with 'O') + 4 letters. Funk dat

Bon Iver is french for good winter.

natazha

2011-12-29 12:41:15 PM

No fake eyeglass polishing or fixie tire repair?

polyphemus75

2011-12-29 12:57:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFJyH-f7CtY&list=UUBABsFdW6BWDykitKZAt8 vg&index=27&feature=plcp Hey, he stole my idea, I made this video awhile back, ha ha!

Solid Muldoon

2011-12-29 02:04:24 PM

Manfred J. Hattan: Are they gonna call it Pumping Irony?

We have a winner!

dickfreckle

2011-12-29 05:30:42 PM

BumpInTheNight: Speaking of Hipster mocking, this site is worth a good laugh:
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/ (new window)

Your dad is so ironic that after spending his entire youth rebelling against his father the most ironic thing he could do was become him by having you and being a dad himself (which is also the same track you're currently on, and yet another example of something else he did before you).

I lol'd, hard.

obeymatt

2011-12-30 10:56:30 AM

HIPSTER!!!
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