I wonder why his wife complains about him drinking? Maybe if she quit nagging, he'd quit drinking, right?

cptjeff: W. T. Fark: Probably only 80-proof

Yeah, that's generally the strength of Vodka. And most liquors.

Anything higher proof is either done with really nigh end stuff (cask strength whiskey), gins and rums at traditional navy (94) proof, or cheap stuff frat boys drink to get hammered minus any other redeeming qualities.

I knocked back several glasses of Sailor Jerry's rum recently. Yeah, won't do that again.
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Pffffffffffffffffft, amateur.

W. T. Fark: poonesfarm: A whole fifth in less than an hour? And I thought I could drink...

Probably only 80-proof, but still, yeah that's a lot. Wonder what he weighs

on the other hand, he probably drinks this hard regularly. so while such stupidity would kill most folks, he can probably somewhat function after a lot of booze. though clearly a whole bottle in less than 45 minutes is even more than he can handle...

Hmm, I wonder what the highest ever recorded BAC was (assuming they lived, of course).

Gary?

Mock26: Hmm, I wonder what the highest ever recorded BAC was (assuming they lived, of course).

Surely MADD keeps these statistics? MADD book of world records perhaps?

AbbeySomeone: cptjeff: W. T. Fark: Probably only 80-proof

Yeah, that's generally the strength of Vodka. And most liquors.

Anything higher proof is either done with really nigh end stuff (cask strength whiskey), gins and rums at traditional navy (94) proof, or cheap stuff frat boys drink to get hammered minus any other redeeming qualities.

I knocked back several glasses of Sailor Jerry's rum recently. Yeah, won't do that again.
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Let me just say that my wife won't let me bring Jerry into the house any more. There is something about that stuff, even accounting for the higher ethanol content...

I bet the BAC number was higher 'after' he crashed. Damn cops making you wait to blow to make the number go higher, when they know you just polished off a large dose of a legal moisturized drug.

/Kind of like the U.K. bar game of: 'who can blow the highest BAC tonight on the machine, before passing out in the gutter'.

poonesfarm: Deputies were told that Droste began drinking vodka about 6 p.m. and drank a whole fifth (750 milliliters) before wrecking.

Evansville police assisted Vanderburgh County Sheriff's deputies at Diamond Avenue and Vienna Road about 6:45 p.m. after a report of a car that left the road and struck several trees.

A whole fifth in less than an hour? And I thought I could drink...

I was going to say, it's not too uncommon for me to down a 5th of vodka in one night. But it does take several hours. I'm surprised he lived through all that.

kidsizedcoffin: Mock26: Hmm, I wonder what the highest ever recorded BAC was (assuming they lived, of course).

Surely MADD keeps these statistics? MADD book of world records perhaps?

Do not worry. Drunk pedestrians that get hit by cars are considered to be a drunk driving accident or death, in order to falsify the numbers past the accurate number of 33% causing death from an officially drunk driver(over .08 bac or whatever local law states).

Last time I drank a fifth of vodka in 45 min. I shiat on Debra's desk.

/like a boss

KarmicDisaster: AbbeySomeone: cptjeff: W. T. Fark: Probably only 80-proof

Yeah, that's generally the strength of Vodka. And most liquors.

Anything higher proof is either done with really nigh end stuff (cask strength whiskey), gins and rums at traditional navy (94) proof, or cheap stuff frat boys drink to get hammered minus any other redeeming qualities.

I knocked back several glasses of Sailor Jerry's rum recently. Yeah, won't do that again.
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Let me just say that my wife won't let me bring Jerry into the house any more. There is something about that stuff, even accounting for the higher ethanol content...

Demon booze.

They obviously haven't met everyone who posts in the Politics tab.

Don't do alcohol. It's a ghetto drug.

theeagle: Damn cops making you wait to blow to make the number go higher

Actually they make you wait because taking a shot right before screws up the results. We even wait when we have breathalyzer contests at my sisters house.

I was .46 just a few weeks ago...lucid and talking...while on my way to the detox hospital.

It must be amateur hour

L33t Squirrel: I'd have thought that .41 was somewhat toxic. o_O

If I read TFA correctly the .41 BA was from a blood test. Blood test BAC's tend to be higher. I'm pretty sure there was a story on Fark several years ago where a guy from Malaysia blood tested like .6 something.

Lucky LaRue: AbbeySomeone: KarmicDisaster: AbbeySomeone: cptjeff: W. T. Fark: Probably only 80-proof

Yeah, that's generally the strength of Vodka. And most liquors.

Anything higher proof is either done with really nigh end stuff (cask strength whiskey), gins and rums at traditional navy (94) proof, or cheap stuff frat boys drink to get hammered minus any other redeeming qualities.

I knocked back several glasses of Sailor Jerry's rum recently. Yeah, won't do that again.
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Let me just say that my wife won't let me bring Jerry into the house any more. There is something about that stuff, even accounting for the higher ethanol content...

Demon booze.

As someone currently knocking back several glasses of Jerry, I do not approve of these messages. In fact, I condemn them. I would go so far as to abhor them, but I am not sure I am sober enough to do that correctly.

I loved Jerry but he was a bit harsh with me.

3/4th of a liter in 45 minutes? the russians laugh at this amateur hour bullshiat: russian dies after winning vodka-drinking contest. "the competition lasted 30, perhaps 40 minutes and the winner downed three half-litre bottles..." (new window).

/sure he was dead 20 minutes later, but it was fun ride.

damn.. half a bottle of Laphroig (sp) xmas eve and I am still buying the gf Tiffany's jewelry. This guy is full of win.

L33t Squirrel: I think I remember that same story, but for the life of me can't remember when it was. Still, stories like these show me just how much of an amateur I am, even though I was feeling good about holding my own at the Hail & Farewell a couple of weeks ago when we were toasting with tequila. (And oh, did we get toasted!)

Yeah I'm the same way, really. I can drink beer all night long and be fine the next day. Put a 5th of vodka in me and, well, aside from the mess in the kitchen I wake up to I have no clue what happened during the last hour or two. Luckily half the time I'm playing WoW and my guildies can tell me about the stuff the next day. Hehe.

Does cheap vodka still make a proper man want to smash walls and throw furniture off of balconies, or was I just a jerk back in the day?

poonesfarm: Deputies were told that Droste began drinking vodka about 6 p.m. and drank a whole fifth (750 milliliters) before wrecking.

Evansville police assisted Vanderburgh County Sheriff's deputies at Diamond Avenue and Vienna Road about 6:45 p.m. after a report of a car that left the road and struck several trees.

A whole fifth in less than an hour? And I thought I could drink...

It's not as hard as you think. It just never ends well.

/I love being Irish.

FECK!

How did the officer not know the young man was just a Ron Paul supporter?

Nana's Vibrator: Does cheap vodka still make a proper man want to smash walls and throw furniture off of balconies, or was I just a jerk back in the day?

I do some stupid ass shiat when I drink cheap vodka. I learned long ago to never cheap vodka unless I'm alone. But it's never made me want to break stuff. Then again I'm probably not a proper man = P

This is why I don't drink a fifth of vodak in 45 minutes with an empty stomach.

I was told the same thing. Blew a .305, they made medics come check me out and they were baffled by the fact that I was not slurring my speech. Got my roommate to come pick me up and I went home to start a raid in WoW.

So which farker is he?

L33t Squirrel: /that really happened

Lol. I just mess with guild notes(I'm in a pvp guild). My favorite one that I don't remember is I changed somebodys guild note to "Keyboard turner" and refused to change it back until he beat me in a duel. He lost 3-4 times before he gave up. He was not pleased.

The last one I think I just changed it to "Touched by a Dragon". Again, pvp guild, so the very idea that any of us have encountered dragons is pretty unsettling. I generally keep my sober shenanigans to arena team names, though. My armory (new window) Actually my 3's team name was inspired by Fark = )

0.41 BAC ... posting on Politics tab

Pfffftt. .41 is just my starting point.

FTFA: "Droste agreed to a blood test at Deaconess Hospital"

How the hell could you tell?

/I do believe I've been that drunk, but I don't remember...