I would pick Alison Brie for...anything. No, because I respect and admire her acting abilities. Girls have cooties.

Jesus Christ and Rod Stewart, of course.

William Shatner

Earlier this year, I saw every episode of Party Down during a long plane flight. They get my vote.

Christopher Walken.

I'm a simple guy, I really don't need anything big for new years...just get me a case of beers, a good TV, my cat, and an 8-ball of blow and I'll be fine.

ArkAngel: Live from Times Square - Emmanuelle Chriqui and Scarlett Johansson bring you "A Very Lesbian New Year!"

Live from Times Square - The Tits or GTFO Topless Jumping Jacks Year End Countdown with Alison Brie, Sofia Vergara and Katy Perry

LIVE! Jesus Christ and the Religious Right!

I'd love to see the son of God beating some ass for taking his handwritten book in vein.

I would get Renee Olstead to KY Jelly wrestle Selena Gomez, followed by a knife fight to the death between Kathy Griffin and Perez Hilton. 2012 is gonna be a great year.

Charlie Sheen and Gary Busey with special host Lyndsay Lohan.

And I'd have the producer make sure they had all the booze and drugs they needed.

Live from Times Square

With special guests, Alison Brie, Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara, Katy Perry and more hot chicks!

Musical Guests, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Mastodon, Tom Petty and Black Keys

and the reunion of the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Jebbus, I WISH!

/Is Dick still doing it? Fark man, let him go...

ArkAngel: Live from Times Square - Emmanuelle Chriqui and Scarlett Johansson bring you "A Very Lesbian New Year!"

Zip up, thread over! (this is why i have you in green)

Zombie Amy Winehouse and zombie Michael Jackson. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband, too.

Sarah Palin, Reagan's corpse, Mike Myers, and Kanye West

Let's class this thread up:
Ed Sullivan and Johnny Carson.

Is times square still doing their super duper 9/11 security lockdown new years eve party?

A drunk Snoop Dogg

Would you go the obvious route and pick Alison Brie Annie's boobs?

FTFSubs.

The casts of all of those reality shows on the Tru TV channel.

Give me the MST3K crew and Nick Offerman in character as Ron Swanson.

It would be befitting of the last New Year we'll get before the Mayans blow up the world.

I tried watching some of CInema Titanic and RIff Trax, but I've found that my sense of humor has changed since I was a teen. While I used to really enjoy MST3K, I've found that since listening to shows like Opie & Anthony and Ron and Fez, a lot of the time, the jokes the MST3K guys say are way too tame and kind of weak. How can you have a film with Robert Reed and not joke about the fact that he was gay, had AIDS, and his "relationship" with the Brady boys? It's just not the same.

JBKMDX: How can you have a film with Robert Reed and not joke about the fact that he was gay,


Comedy gold!

Oh hell no. I'd class it up and get Dame Diana Rigg and Patrick Macnee. I bet those two would be more fun than any fifty current celebs.

Bet they'd drink more, too - even at their ages.

Craig Ferguson

And if I'm allowed a co-host... Kristen Bell.

TF2_Pyro: Craig Ferguson

And if I'm allowed a co-host... Kristen Bell.

Yep, This right here.

I'm hoping that during this New Year's Eve, the tickle fight starts after my first orgasm but also while the ecstasy is REALLY making us all 'loving' and 'touchy'....



Ladies and Gentleman.... Please welcome to Dahnkster's bedroom ...

"Widespread Panic!"

Thanks for not posting a lot of pictures of Allison. I really need to give it a rest.

RexTalionis: Jim Carrey impersonating Andy Kaufman reading the entirety of The Great Gatsby.

This, a thousand times over.

Mr_Fabulous: Earlier this year, I saw every episode of Party Down during a long plane flight. They get my vote.

Mmmmm, Lizzy Caplan, mmm.

ArkAngel: Live from Times Square - Emmanuelle Chriqui and Scarlett Johansson bring you "A Very Lesbian New Year!"

Here's a preview, with Adrienne Palicki (the failed Wonder Woman) filling in for Scarlett.

TF2_Pyro: Craig Ferguson

And if I'm allowed a co-host... Kristen Bell.

Also a valid answer.

The MST guys are hosting my NYE, so I've got that going for me.

Loucifer: Thanks for not posting a lot of pictures of Allison. I really need to give it a rest.