Imo seeing a sad nasty titty should entitle you to punch her in the face

I propose a fap-in in response.

cards fan by association: I propose a fap-in in response.

Well, I'm done.

ArkAngel: [cdn.static.ovimg.com image 394x298]

It's been done

That episode was just on TBS

This thread is USELESS without pics of lactating tits.

Yeah, that all started because of an attention whore at my local Target (in far Southeast Houston)..
The woman decided to breastfeed her child on the floor in the woman's section... with absolutely no regard to other customers who could have run her over with their carts (which she would have also blamed on Target).
She was offered a dressing room so she could breast feed out of shoppers way, and she threw a fit.
I hate these militant breastfeeding mothers....

Hell hath no fury like a woman with a cause and a need for someone to pay attention to it.

I always thought the best way to deal with this, if you didn't like it, was to just stare.

Imagine if you will, bringing in the HS football team to stare at the moms. That would stop it cold.

We should ban having children. That'd put a stop to it.

What is ironic is most of the children being breast-fed by Farkers will in all likelihood live miserable lives, they are destined for failure from birth, they are doomed to lives of utter misery.

So pulling out your sad ass looking tit won't do any good.

Is there an age limit on breastfeeding?

groppet: ArkAngel: [cdn.static.ovimg.com image 394x298]

It's been done

That episode was just on TBS

I miss Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal.

Are the admins that desperate for anything related to breasteses?

No, but the average male farker is.

Corporate Co., Inc
1234 First St.
Anytown, USA 10001


From; Frank Bossman, CEO

To; All Corporate Co., Inc Employees, Managers, Asst. Managers, Dept Heads, Crew Chiefs, et al

Subject; Breastfeeding in public places

Look, you bunch of farking morons! Breastfeeding is not only allowed in ALL of our stores, warehouses, cafeterias, restrooms, broom closets, breakrooms, parking lots and any other area where people might be. IT IS THE FARKING LAW THAT YOU IMBECILES DON'T HASSLE WOMEN WHO NEED TO FEED THEIR KIDS!

I, as well as our Public Relations spokespeople, are sick and gawd-damned tired of having to answer questions from the media about why some braindead 3rd shift assistant manager of pet products in Whereeverthehellyourstoreis, America felt the need to not only make a jackass out of him or herself, but also cast a poor light on the Company as a whole. I realize it's partially our fault for even hiring dumbasses like that, but maybe if we shiatcan a few of them, the others will get the message. If a customer expresses disgust or outrage at the sight of a natural occurence, kindly show them where the exit is and offer them a nice day and free Slurpee or some such shiat!

I expect this will be the end of these sorts of issues, otherwise I will make an example out of your minimum wage ass.

Sincerely,
Frank Bossman, CEO

sararenne: Yeah, that all started because of an attention whore at my local Target (in far Southeast Houston)..
The woman decided to breastfeed her child on the floor in the woman's section... with absolutely no regard to other customers who could have run her over with their carts (which she would have also blamed on Target).
She was offered a dressing room so she could breast feed out of shoppers way, and she threw a fit.
I hate these militant breastfeeding mothers....

I hate prudish idiots who claim that the issue is the risk of a breastfeeding woman endangering herself or other shoppers.

It's breastfeeding, get over it.

My coworker in the cubicle next to me runs her breast pump during the workday, and I'm okay with this.

I just don't understand why this ever became an issue.

Attention whoring will continue, I assume. Imagine what happens when these mothers are asked to leave an establishment because of their unruly children five years down the road.

Did you know there are TONNES of breast feeding videos on youtube?

TravisBickle62: What is ironic is most of the children being breast-fed by Farkers will in all likelihood live miserable lives, they are destined for failure from birth, they are doomed to lives of \utter udder misery.

So pulling out your sad ass looking tit won't do any good.

/fixed it for me.

I had no idea that staring teenage boys could make a baby cease to be hungry, and stop the normal letting-down process of a woman's milk in response. You must be a genius.

No effect on the baby, but the sight of 15 HS boys staring & drooling may have an effect on the AW moms.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [www.thefancarpet.com image 615x487]

Awesome! Great reference! LOL

/husband didn't get it... he doesn't watch musicals. :(

chevydeuce: WHO NEED TO FEED THEIR KIDS!

BECAUSE IT ALWAYS MUST BE DONE RIGHT THEN AND THERE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT ANYONE ELSE IS EATS THERE OR THERE'S SOMEPLACE ELSE NEARBY AND CONVENIENT WHERE YOU'RE NOT IN EVERYONE ELSE'S farkING WAY! BREASTFEEDING MOTHERS HAVE AUTOMATIC RIGHT OF WAY AND PLACE OVER EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD AFTER ALL!

How long until they complain about people posting pics of them breast feeding on facebook? If my phone had internet I'd be ready for it.

Will concur with the others: Hate these attention-whoring cows. Target's corporate policy already allows breastfeeding. If you gotta milk-whore yourselves, keep it confined to the store where the kerfuffle started. Leave the rest of us Target shoppers alone. AWing does not endear your cause to the rest of us.

And for those about to fap, remember, most of these cows truly are the size of holsteins. Activist lactators are seldom attractive and svelte.

/nulliparous woman of child-bearing age

When the cops showed up, was there some kind of bust?

moops:
My coworker in the cubicle next to me runs her breast pump during the workday, and I'm okay with this.

I wince in remembered pain from pumping... Pumping suuuuuuucks. ;)

BigJake

BECAUSE IT ALWAYS MUST BE DONE RIGHT THEN AND THERE REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT ANYONE ELSE IS EATS THERE OR THERE'S SOMEPLACE ELSE NEARBY AND CONVENIENT WHERE YOU'RE NOT IN EVERYONE ELSE'S farkING WAY! BREASTFEEDING MOTHERS HAVE AUTOMATIC RIGHT OF WAY AND PLACE OVER EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD AFTER ALL!

According to the law...Yes. Get over it.

leevis: How long until they complain about people posting pics of them breast feeding on facebook? If my phone had internet I'd be ready for it.

Facebook doesn't allow pictures of breastfeeding.

/not joking

Hankie Fest: You must be a genius.

Clearly you are not.

I think utilizing one's own modestly against them might give opponents a tool to push back. In this case a woman having a group or men/boys staring at her jublies while she breastfeeds.

We're really looking to see if the power of a gawker can override the desire of the mother to breastfeed.

I think it would an interesting experiment.

FFS, no one wants to see that fat, pasty, veiny, chapped teet you have hanging out, nor do we want to see the viscous fuild your child is sucking out of it.

Cover up or go to a fitting room, you farking cow.

CPT.Goodlaw: Hankie Fest: You must be a genius.

Clearly you are not.

I think utilizing one's own modestly against them might give opponents a tool to push back. In this case a woman having a group or men/boys staring at her jublies while she breastfeeds.

We're really looking to see if the power of a gawker can override the desire of the mother to breastfeed.

I think it would an interesting experiment.

And yet... it never happens, ITG.

Could have something to do with the calming effect of boobies.... or maybe it's just the ITG phenomena--all chatter and no matter.

chevydeuce: Get over it.
Infernal Wedgie: attention-whoring cows.

exactly

moops: sararenne: Yeah, that all started because of an attention whore at my local Target (in far Southeast Houston)..
The woman decided to breastfeed her child on the floor in the woman's section... with absolutely no regard to other customers who could have run her over with their carts (which she would have also blamed on Target).
She was offered a dressing room so she could breast feed out of shoppers way, and she threw a fit.
I hate these militant breastfeeding mothers....

I hate prudish idiots who claim that the issue is the risk of a breastfeeding woman endangering herself or other shoppers.

It's breastfeeding, get over it.

My coworker in the cubicle next to me runs her breast pump during the workday, and I'm okay with this.

Dude...she was sitting in the middle of the floor, for fark's sake! That is a safety issue, pure and simple. If I sat down and started to text, it would be the same safety issue.

If she had been sitting on a bench or something, you would have had a point.

This is still an issue? I've nursed in the Target pharmacy on the chairs where they give flu shots and there was no problem.

I don't use a nursing cover ; honestly it just makes it more obvious of what you're doing. I always wear nursing tanks under my shirt so not much gets exposed.

Plus, I don't like to eat my meals under a blanket... and neither does my baby!