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And the Forever Alone 2011 Award goes to: Anonymous Chinese man who spent $16,000 on a virtual sword before the game was released
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Because People in power are Stupid
2011-12-28 03:59:45 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2011-12-28 04:01:01 PM
yeah but what's the resell value on that? IF the game is a big hit and after he gets bored with it he will have a nice little pay day.
I_Am_Weasel
2011-12-28 04:02:53 PM
... and hiding the dragon
Say...just what kind of game is this!?
RexTalionis
2011-12-28 04:19:35 PM
Just for the sake of context, $16,000 is more money than the average person makes in China in a year. I'm guessing this guy is either the kid of an industrialist or banker or the kid of a princeling.
BravadoGT
2011-12-28 04:41:51 PM
I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
kingoomieiii
2011-12-28 04:45:04 PM
BravadoGT
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I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Bah, get the military version, not the cheap-o civvie semi-auto one.
croesius
2011-12-28 05:07:08 PM
kingoomieiii
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BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Bah, get the military version, not the cheap-o civvie semi-auto one.
I'd rather have one of these:
Ryan2065
2011-12-28 05:34:45 PM
If he has $16,000 sitting around for a virtual sword he probably won't be forever alone.
FloydA
2011-12-28 05:45:13 PM
Age of Woolen?
Not that great, really.
Because People in power are Stupid
2011-12-28 06:26:14 PM
croesius
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kingoomieiii: BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Bah, get the military version, not the cheap-o civvie semi-auto one.
I'd rather have one of these:
[i736.photobucket.com image 640x320]
How is either one of those going to help you win the game?
Because People in power are Stupid
2011-12-28 06:27:20 PM
croesius
2011-12-28 06:50:06 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
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croesius: kingoomieiii: BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Bah, get the military version, not the cheap-o civvie semi-auto one.
I'd rather have one of these:
[i736.photobucket.com image 640x320]
How is either one of those going to help you win the game?
Wife-ful justification. "Honey, see, *this* is a REAL gun. Just look at this foolish Chinaman who spent WAY more money on a FAKE weapon".
/...not the preferred nomenclature, I know
Mugato
2011-12-28 07:10:29 PM
Anyone with 16 large laying around for something that lame, in China no less, can afford to cure his ronriness.
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-12-28 07:22:39 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
:
[www.destructoid.com image 550x344]
Ludicrous gibs FTW!
Gunny Highway
2011-12-28 07:23:06 PM
Whatever makes you happy
had98c
2011-12-28 07:23:17 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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yeah but what's the resell value on that? IF the game is a big hit and after he gets bored with it he will have a nice little pay day.
There's probably no resale value. It'd surely be bind on pickup/soulbound.
Soonerpsycho
2011-12-28 07:25:20 PM
larrimo
2011-12-28 07:25:38 PM
FloydA
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Age of Woolen?
[i105.photobucket.com image 471x639]
Not that great, really.
What the ... What?
BravadoGT
2011-12-28 07:26:17 PM
kingoomieiii
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BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Bah, get the military version, not the cheap-o civvie semi-auto one.
I live in Atlanta--the laws are pretty 2nd-amendment friendly 'round here, but I've still never actually seen an SBR and/or full-auto version actually for sale :)
theBigBigEye
2011-12-28 07:27:16 PM
And just wait until a nasty computer virus or rootkit destroys that expensive sword of his....
heinekenftw
2011-12-28 07:27:27 PM
I dunno, if I could blow that kind of cash, I would just to say that I could.
fusillade762
2011-12-28 07:29:24 PM
lokisbong
2011-12-28 07:30:58 PM
FloydA
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Age of Woolen?
[i105.photobucket.com image 471x639]
Not that great, really.
The scariest part for me is I own an knitted afghan almost exactly the same pattern and colors as the sitting dude. Had it since I was 5. it's 38 years old and still as bright as the thing the guy in the add is wearing.
Mock26
2011-12-28 07:31:47 PM
"hiding the dragon"
My new euphemism for 2012.
lokisbong
2011-12-28 07:31:59 PM
I own a knitted afghan... fixed that for me.
Magorn
2011-12-28 07:32:59 PM
Geez for 16K you think they could have at least thrown in a custom made physical replica, maybe something from the Hanwei forge
traylor
2011-12-28 07:33:24 PM
vodka
2011-12-28 07:34:53 PM
It's all bullshiat to drum up interest in the game.
meat0918
2011-12-28 07:35:19 PM
Have "It's made available by the devs" Pay-To-Win MMO games really taken off in America yet like they have elsewhere?
I am obviously not including gold buying in WoW, or any Farmville-type games.
I mean like it's free, but if you want to actually beat Uber Boss X or Superduper Player Z, you'll have to pony up some cash. Sure, there is an item that will make you just as powerful with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dropping, but wouldn't you rather just spend $1.00 to buy that item instead? I mean, that's what Superduper Player Z did.
GhostFish
2011-12-28 07:35:51 PM
Well, that's communism for ya...
Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!
2011-12-28 07:44:08 PM
you have 16k and you are forever alone...
you have your choice between 3 real dolls, or a virtual item that you can use for 20 levels before you find a drop that is way better...
YOU DECIDE!
some_beer_drinker
2011-12-28 07:45:40 PM
never bring a virtual sword to a virtual gun fight.
khyberkitsune
2011-12-28 07:47:17 PM
BravadoGT
:
I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Real men use one of these.
lokisbong
2011-12-28 07:48:42 PM
khyberkitsune
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BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Real men use one of these.
[i.imgur.com image 640x426]
I really WANT!!!an aa12 !
KidneyStone
2011-12-28 07:49:02 PM
BravadoGT
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kingoomieiii: BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Bah, get the military version, not the cheap-o civvie semi-auto one.
I live in Atlanta--the laws are pretty 2nd-amendment friendly 'round here, but I've still never actually seen an SBR and/or full-auto version actually for sale :)
Try Clyde Armory in Athens
Tumunga
2011-12-28 07:50:17 PM
RexTalionis
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Just for the sake of context, $16,000 is more money than the average person makes in China in a year. I'm guessing this guy is either the kid of an industrialist or banker or the kid of a princeling.
He does have that typical, inbred, downs-syndrome, pixie, raised in The Hamptons look about him.
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-12-28 07:51:36 PM
I think it's going to Subby for caring enough about what another guy spends 16k on.
croesius
2011-12-28 07:57:46 PM
meat0918
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Have "It's made available by the devs" Pay-To-Win MMO games really taken off in America yet like they have elsewhere?
I am obviously not including gold buying in WoW, or any Farmville-type games.
I mean like it's free, but if you want to actually beat Uber Boss X or Superduper Player Z, you'll have to pony up some cash. Sure, there is an item that will make you just as powerful with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dropping, but wouldn't you rather just spend $1.00 to buy that item instead? I mean, that's what Superduper Player Z did.
I got an un-IDed eth BOTD for ya! Reaaaaal cheap!
FloydA
2011-12-28 07:58:48 PM
lokisbong
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The scariest part for me is I own an knitted afghan almost exactly the same pattern and colors as the sitting dude. Had it since I was 5. it's 38 years old and still as bright as the thing the guy in the add is wearing.
Awesome! Mine is rust orange and chocolate brown (a slightly earlier vintage, but the same basic idea).
meat0918
2011-12-28 07:59:52 PM
croesius
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meat0918: Have "It's made available by the devs" Pay-To-Win MMO games really taken off in America yet like they have elsewhere?
I am obviously not including gold buying in WoW, or any Farmville-type games.
I mean like it's free, but if you want to actually beat Uber Boss X or Superduper Player Z, you'll have to pony up some cash. Sure, there is an item that will make you just as powerful with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dropping, but wouldn't you rather just spend $1.00 to buy that item instead? I mean, that's what Superduper Player Z did.
I got an un-IDed eth BOTD for ya! Reaaaaal cheap!
Touche...
kroonermanblack
2011-12-28 08:05:40 PM
meat0918
:
Have "It's made available by the devs" Pay-To-Win MMO games really taken off in America yet like they have elsewhere?
I am obviously not including gold buying in WoW, or any Farmville-type games.
I mean like it's free, but if you want to actually beat Uber Boss X or Superduper Player Z, you'll have to pony up some cash. Sure, there is an item that will make you just as powerful with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dropping, but wouldn't you rather just spend $1.00 to buy that item instead? I mean, that's what Superduper Player Z did.
The scheme is called free to play (as opposed to pay to play), and yes, it's taken off quite huge. City of Heros/Villians, DC Universe online, Lord of the rings online...uh, that shooter MMO thing that just got re-released....D&D online, and more, all use it. And at least for LOTRO and DCUO, the games went from 'we're turning them off next week' levels of fail to super mega employee of the year levels of income generation.
It's so noticable that most games are planning a transition of some type to, if not flat out pay to win type scenarios, pay to have a better 'standard of living' type scenario (on top of a monthly fee). WoW in fact does this already, with purchasable BOA items, like the flying unicorn mount, barbershop stuff, etc. It's DLC for an MMO without even needing to fake an Expac for more cash.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2011-12-28 08:07:57 PM
Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!
:
you have 16k and you are forever alone...
you have your choice between 3 real dolls, or a virtual item that you can use for 20 levels before you find a drop that is way better...
YOU DECIDE!
But if level quickly enough, all the naked half-elf wenches will throw themselves at me. Two birds with one stone.
gaslight
2011-12-28 08:08:59 PM
Are you fine folk kidding me? You've NEVER heard of this purchase? It's the legendary and much sought after Sword of +6 Virginity.
Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!
2011-12-28 08:09:40 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
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Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!: you have 16k and you are forever alone...
you have your choice between 3 real dolls, or a virtual item that you can use for 20 levels before you find a drop that is way better...
YOU DECIDE!
But if level quickly enough, all the naked half-elf wenches will throw themselves at me. Two birds with one stone.
MrEricSir
2011-12-28 08:12:37 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
:
[www.destructoid.com image 550x344]
More games should have the ability to turn "gibs" up to the max.
MrEricSir
2011-12-28 08:13:21 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
:
[softsupplier.com image 600x743]
Gee, and I thought my Corsair H40 liquid cooling system was a little overboard...
Psylence
2011-12-28 08:20:55 PM
khyberkitsune
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BravadoGT: I am printing this article and putting it on the fridge to prepare my wife for the day I come home with one of these:
[www.impactguns.com image 533x178]
Real men use one of these.
[i.imgur.com image 640x426]
Meh, got a Saiga and big magazines. Close enough.
PS90 Is great, as is the 5.7... sadly I have to buy doubles since my wife claimed my 5.7 on the grounds of "Haha I'm a better shot with it.."
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-12-28 08:21:38 PM
Damn! I was one of the finalists for that award! Robbed again!
/oh well, maybe next year
Candygram for Mongo
2011-12-28 08:24:43 PM
Well somebody had to take Kim Jong ils place atop the list.
so ronery.
fanbladesaresharp
2011-12-28 08:33:15 PM
meat0918
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Have "It's made available by the devs" Pay-To-Win MMO games really taken off in America yet like they have elsewhere?
I am obviously not including gold buying in WoW, or any Farmville-type games.
I mean like it's free, but if you want to actually beat Uber Boss X or Superduper Player Z, you'll have to pony up some cash. Sure, there is an item that will make you just as powerful with a 1/1,000,000 chance of dropping, but wouldn't you rather just spend $1.00 to buy that item instead? I mean, that's what Superduper Player Z did.
There's a lot of browser games where you won't get anywhere near the top players without dropping some $$ here and there. Or 3 months rent.
/I'm looking at YOU Travian....
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