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Remember how Lindsay Lohan said she was turning down offers to host New Year's Eve parties and attempting to avoid dangerously high BAC levels? Yeah, about that
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PhiloeBedoe
2011-12-28 01:08:59 PM
I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-28 01:13:41 PM
PhiloeBedoe
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I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!
I'm trying, she won't go away though.
Mugato
2011-12-28 01:14:09 PM
She's allowed to leave the country?
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-28 01:41:12 PM
Mugato
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She's allowed to leave the country?
Christ I hope so.
Rapmaster2000
2011-12-28 02:34:37 PM
Lindsay Lohan? Dubai? Is this press release four years old?
DarnoKonrad
2011-12-28 02:42:48 PM
Lindsey should concentrate on his constituents in South Carolina, not running around flipping his skirt up to any camera.
Sid_6.7
2011-12-28 03:15:53 PM
Hey, look, the free advertising the celebrity press gave her about the "no party" thing paid off.
Idiots.
Headso
2011-12-28 03:22:37 PM
It's going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson
what year is this?
TravisBickle62
2011-12-28 04:07:59 PM
My penis is often referred to as "The Legendary QE2"
bearded clamorer
2011-12-28 04:10:58 PM
TravisBickle62
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My penis is often referred to as "The Legendary QE2"
Because it's retired, and not much of an attraction?
advex101
2011-12-28 04:12:56 PM
Is attending the same as hosting? Seems like it would be a lot more fun to attend than to host.
dionysusaur
2011-12-28 04:17:46 PM
Mugato
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She's allowed to leave the country?
With any luck, she won't be allowed back in.
LarryDan43
2011-12-28 04:19:55 PM
mitchcumstein1
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PhiloeBedoe: I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!
I'm trying, she won't go away though.
She wont come over either.
A Terrible Human
2011-12-28 04:21:03 PM
Got the copy of playboy with her in it this morning. Meh is the most accurate way to describe it.
23FPB23
2011-12-28 04:23:55 PM
A Terrible Human
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Got the copy of playboy with her in it this morning. Meh is the most accurate way to describe it.
Wow. Boobs on paper delivered by a postman.
groppet
2011-12-28 04:25:07 PM
She is still alive?
Virtual Pariah
2011-12-28 04:28:53 PM
When she going to be 27?
hugram
2011-12-28 04:42:38 PM
FTFA Superficial Favorites...
It looks like Bieber had sex with Selena last night. I can now thankfully go on with my day knowing that Bieber got some action last night. I was a bit concern about their love life. Thanks for the update.
Le Bomb Suprize
2011-12-28 04:47:22 PM
I wonder if blowjobs and a gangbang are part of the contract or additional per item costs.
ongbok
2011-12-28 04:49:18 PM
This picture is more interesting than that whole article.
DubyaHater
2011-12-28 04:51:04 PM
Can someone link to the Playboy spread? I admit, I'm too lazy to look for it.
Quiefenburger
2011-12-28 04:59:19 PM
FTFA: "But on a serious note, I hope these people enjoy seeing Dina walk onboard, bite open a bottle of gin and inform them, "None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me," because that's exactly how this thing's going to play out."
I lol'd.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-12-28 05:22:31 PM
More Lindsay Lohan? I think someone is trying to liquify her with the spotlight, so that people can shoot her directly into their veins. Enough already.
A Terrible Human
2011-12-28 05:30:21 PM
23FPB23
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Wow. Boobs on paper delivered by a postman.
Lol it was a free subscription I got from hunting for freebies. I also get Forbes,Spin and Maxim the same way.
Them titties weren't nothing to be excited about and it's my fiance I got them for,even though he has a huge stash of porn dvds.
Pandora's Litterbox
2011-12-28 05:32:26 PM
DubyaHater
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Can someone link to the Playboy spread? I admit, I'm too lazy to look for it.
NSFW
(new window)
23FPB23
2011-12-28 05:32:34 PM
A Terrible Human
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Lol it was a free subscription I got from hunting for freebies. I also get Forbes,Spin and Maxim the same way.
Well alrighty then....you gotta link to that deal lol!
All I got on my toilet tank are leftover Good Housekeeping and junk the ol' lady gives me.
tinyarena
2011-12-28 05:43:58 PM
Pandora's Litterbox
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DubyaHater: Can someone link to the Playboy spread? I admit, I'm too lazy to look for it.
NSFW (new window)
Now I know why they picked Marilyn Monroe Style
Those are sooo photoshopped it could be CGI
/she must be a wreck
Apos
2011-12-28 05:54:17 PM
Guess she's set to pour all the progress she's accumulated with her P.O. and Judge Sautner down her throat. Again. Surprise,surprise.
Mugato
2011-12-28 06:11:04 PM
tinyarena
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Now I know why they picked Marilyn Monroe Style
Those are sooo photoshopped it could be CGI
/she must be a wreck
I thought they picked Marilyn because they have no imagination originality. It was pretty harshly air brushed, true. But you can still make out basic shapes and she does have a nice rack. So does the HR girl in my office but unlike Lindsay I could see her naked for a movie and two shots of tequila. I don't even know where to get meth.
crazy...like a fox
2011-12-28 06:17:05 PM
groppet
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She is still alive?
Right. I was hoping she'd be one of the celebs who would have kicked the bucket this year. Oh well, there's always next year.
Dahnkster
2011-12-28 06:17:30 PM
I hear you can get really high if you snort up the crust that falls from her vagina.
crazy...like a fox
2011-12-28 06:17:46 PM
Virtual Pariah
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When she going to be 27?
Nice.
Mugato
2011-12-28 06:27:11 PM
crazy...like a fox
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Virtual Pariah: When she going to be 27?
Nice.
No the '27' rule only applies to rock stars and sometimes movie stars. This chick was in "Mean Girls" like a decade ago. The bouncer at Club 27 isn't letting her in.
Jim Morrison's cock- not yours
A Terrible Human
2011-12-28 06:34:45 PM
23FPB23
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Well alrighty then....you gotta link to that deal lol!
All I got on my toilet tank are leftover Good Housekeeping and junk the ol' lady gives me.
Basically just go to any freebie website,www.heyitsfree.net is a good one, and look under their magazine section. Yeah they want you to jump through a bunch of bullshiat hoops but that's what fake email addresses are for.
23FPB23
2011-12-28 06:35:53 PM
A Terrible Human
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Basically just go to any freebie website,www.heyitsfree.net is a good one, and look under their magazine section. Yeah they want you to jump through a bunch of bullshiat hoops but that's what fake email addresses are for.
Well, HOT DAMN!!! New toilet -readin is headed my way!!!
YEEEE HAWWW
/srsly ty
gunga galunga
2011-12-28 06:46:06 PM
Apos
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Guess she's set to pour all the progress she's accumulated with her P.O. and Judge Sautner down her throat. Again. Surprise,surprise.
So much this.
Why, if she's not careful, she may spend another 84 minutes in jail. That's the running time of Disney's The Little Mermaid. Nothing to take lightly
skinink
2011-12-28 07:11:35 PM
Hey Lindsay, don't let anyone on board the ship give you the "Natalie Wood" treatment!
Mugato
2011-12-28 08:10:36 PM
skinink
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Hey Lindsay, don't let anyone on board the ship give you the "Natalie Wood" treatment!
Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Lindsey!
Well wait that doesn't work as well.
mjbok
2011-12-28 08:41:02 PM
PhiloeBedoe
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I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!
Someone thrusting themselves in the public eye doesn't want to be left alone. Granted they might not want the attention they get, but they want the attention, make no mistake.
opeth247
2011-12-28 09:49:21 PM
i thought she was dead... if not, she looks it.
therecksays
2011-12-29 12:15:06 AM
Mugato
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She's allowed to leave the country?
You know I was thinking the same thing. Isn't she still on probation?
Mugato
2011-12-29 12:33:32 AM
therecksays
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Mugato: She's allowed to leave the country?
You know I was thinking the same thing. Isn't she still on probation?
That's what I was asking. I don't really know how probation works but for some reason I thought you weren't allowed to the leave the country. But she gets away with everything else so who knows. Myself, if I were a judge I'd order her to wear one of those collars from The Running Man that blows up if you try to flee.
dinwv
2011-12-29 03:16:02 AM
crazy...like a fox
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groppet: She is still alive?
Right. I was hoping she'd be one of the celebs who would have kicked the bucket this year. Oh well, there's always next year.
That's pretty cruel. I'm not a big fan, so I don't know why I give a shiat, but for *some* reason I'm pulling for her. I'd like a feel good story for her like Robert Downey Jr. I'd just like to see her pull out of this. Good luck Lindsay.
GacysBasement
2011-12-29 09:24:11 AM
Sid_6.7
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Hey, look, the free advertising the celebrity press gave her about the "no
party
panty" thing paid off.
Idiots.
Ok, now we're good.
Andric
2011-12-29 09:32:39 AM
crazy...like a fox
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groppet: She is still alive?
Right. I was hoping she'd be one of the celebs who would have kicked the bucket this year. Oh well, there's always next year.
You sound vapid.
humanconditioner
2011-12-29 02:25:19 PM
ongbok
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This picture is more interesting than that whole article.
[cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]
All that picture is missing is a can of corn...
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