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(The Superficial) Followup Remember how Lindsay Lohan said she was turning down offers to host New Year's Eve parties and attempting to avoid dangerously high BAC levels? Yeah, about that   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 46
More: Followup, New Year's Eve, BAC, Just Kidding, Allan Lamb, Lindsay Lohan, Rodney Dangerfield, TMZ  
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2011-12-28 01:08:59 PM
I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!
 
2011-12-28 01:13:41 PM
PhiloeBedoe: I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!

I'm trying, she won't go away though.
 
2011-12-28 01:14:09 PM
She's allowed to leave the country?
 
2011-12-28 01:41:12 PM
Mugato: She's allowed to leave the country?

Christ I hope so.
 
2011-12-28 02:34:37 PM
Lindsay Lohan? Dubai? Is this press release four years old?
 
2011-12-28 02:42:48 PM
Lindsey should concentrate on his constituents in South Carolina, not running around flipping his skirt up to any camera.
 
2011-12-28 03:15:53 PM
Hey, look, the free advertising the celebrity press gave her about the "no party" thing paid off.

Idiots.
 
2011-12-28 03:22:37 PM
It's going to be a celeb-packed New Year in Dubai on board the legendary QE2. Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson

what year is this?
 
2011-12-28 04:07:59 PM
My penis is often referred to as "The Legendary QE2"
 
2011-12-28 04:10:58 PM
TravisBickle62: My penis is often referred to as "The Legendary QE2"

Because it's retired, and not much of an attraction?
 
2011-12-28 04:12:56 PM
Is attending the same as hosting? Seems like it would be a lot more fun to attend than to host.
 
2011-12-28 04:17:46 PM
Mugato: She's allowed to leave the country?

With any luck, she won't be allowed back in.
 
2011-12-28 04:19:55 PM
mitchcumstein1: PhiloeBedoe: I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!

I'm trying, she won't go away though.


She wont come over either.
 
2011-12-28 04:21:03 PM
Got the copy of playboy with her in it this morning. Meh is the most accurate way to describe it.
 
2011-12-28 04:23:55 PM
A Terrible Human: Got the copy of playboy with her in it this morning. Meh is the most accurate way to describe it.

Wow. Boobs on paper delivered by a postman.
 
2011-12-28 04:25:07 PM
She is still alive?
 
2011-12-28 04:28:53 PM
When she going to be 27?
 
2011-12-28 04:42:38 PM
FTFA Superficial Favorites...

It looks like Bieber had sex with Selena last night. I can now thankfully go on with my day knowing that Bieber got some action last night. I was a bit concern about their love life. Thanks for the update.
 
2011-12-28 04:47:22 PM
I wonder if blowjobs and a gangbang are part of the contract or additional per item costs.
 
2011-12-28 04:49:18 PM
This picture is more interesting than that whole article.
cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com
 
2011-12-28 04:51:04 PM
Can someone link to the Playboy spread? I admit, I'm too lazy to look for it.
 
2011-12-28 04:59:19 PM
FTFA: "But on a serious note, I hope these people enjoy seeing Dina walk onboard, bite open a bottle of gin and inform them, "None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me," because that's exactly how this thing's going to play out."

I lol'd.
 
2011-12-28 05:22:31 PM
More Lindsay Lohan? I think someone is trying to liquify her with the spotlight, so that people can shoot her directly into their veins. Enough already.
 
2011-12-28 05:30:21 PM
23FPB23: Wow. Boobs on paper delivered by a postman.

Lol it was a free subscription I got from hunting for freebies. I also get Forbes,Spin and Maxim the same way.

Them titties weren't nothing to be excited about and it's my fiance I got them for,even though he has a huge stash of porn dvds.
 
2011-12-28 05:32:26 PM
DubyaHater: Can someone link to the Playboy spread? I admit, I'm too lazy to look for it.

NSFW (new window)
 
2011-12-28 05:32:34 PM
A Terrible Human: Lol it was a free subscription I got from hunting for freebies. I also get Forbes,Spin and Maxim the same way.

Well alrighty then....you gotta link to that deal lol!

All I got on my toilet tank are leftover Good Housekeeping and junk the ol' lady gives me.
 
2011-12-28 05:43:58 PM
Pandora's Litterbox: DubyaHater: Can someone link to the Playboy spread? I admit, I'm too lazy to look for it.

NSFW (new window)


Now I know why they picked Marilyn Monroe Style
Those are sooo photoshopped it could be CGI

/she must be a wreck
 
2011-12-28 05:54:17 PM
Guess she's set to pour all the progress she's accumulated with her P.O. and Judge Sautner down her throat. Again. Surprise,surprise.
 
2011-12-28 06:11:04 PM
tinyarena: Now I know why they picked Marilyn Monroe Style
Those are sooo photoshopped it could be CGI

/she must be a wreck


I thought they picked Marilyn because they have no imagination originality. It was pretty harshly air brushed, true. But you can still make out basic shapes and she does have a nice rack. So does the HR girl in my office but unlike Lindsay I could see her naked for a movie and two shots of tequila. I don't even know where to get meth.
 
2011-12-28 06:17:05 PM
groppet: She is still alive?

Right. I was hoping she'd be one of the celebs who would have kicked the bucket this year. Oh well, there's always next year.
 
2011-12-28 06:17:30 PM
I hear you can get really high if you snort up the crust that falls from her vagina.
 
2011-12-28 06:17:46 PM
Virtual Pariah: When she going to be 27?

Nice.
 
2011-12-28 06:27:11 PM
crazy...like a fox: Virtual Pariah: When she going to be 27?

Nice.


No the '27' rule only applies to rock stars and sometimes movie stars. This chick was in "Mean Girls" like a decade ago. The bouncer at Club 27 isn't letting her in.

Jim Morrison's cock- not yours
 
2011-12-28 06:34:45 PM
23FPB23: Well alrighty then....you gotta link to that deal lol!

All I got on my toilet tank are leftover Good Housekeeping and junk the ol' lady gives me.



Basically just go to any freebie website,www.heyitsfree.net is a good one, and look under their magazine section. Yeah they want you to jump through a bunch of bullshiat hoops but that's what fake email addresses are for.
 
2011-12-28 06:35:53 PM
A Terrible Human: Basically just go to any freebie website,www.heyitsfree.net is a good one, and look under their magazine section. Yeah they want you to jump through a bunch of bullshiat hoops but that's what fake email addresses are for.

Well, HOT DAMN!!! New toilet -readin is headed my way!!!
YEEEE HAWWW

/srsly ty
 
2011-12-28 06:46:06 PM
Apos: Guess she's set to pour all the progress she's accumulated with her P.O. and Judge Sautner down her throat. Again. Surprise,surprise.

So much this.

Why, if she's not careful, she may spend another 84 minutes in jail. That's the running time of Disney's The Little Mermaid. Nothing to take lightly
 
2011-12-28 07:11:35 PM
Hey Lindsay, don't let anyone on board the ship give you the "Natalie Wood" treatment!
 
2011-12-28 08:10:36 PM
skinink: Hey Lindsay, don't let anyone on board the ship give you the "Natalie Wood" treatment!

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Lindsey!

Well wait that doesn't work as well.
 
2011-12-28 08:41:02 PM
PhiloeBedoe: I believe we have now reached the Lohan saturation point. Whatever sin this woman committed has been paid for many, many times over. Leave Lindsay Alone!

Someone thrusting themselves in the public eye doesn't want to be left alone. Granted they might not want the attention they get, but they want the attention, make no mistake.
 
2011-12-28 09:49:21 PM
i thought she was dead... if not, she looks it.
 
2011-12-29 12:15:06 AM
Mugato: She's allowed to leave the country?

You know I was thinking the same thing. Isn't she still on probation?
 
2011-12-29 12:33:32 AM
therecksays: Mugato: She's allowed to leave the country?

You know I was thinking the same thing. Isn't she still on probation?


That's what I was asking. I don't really know how probation works but for some reason I thought you weren't allowed to the leave the country. But she gets away with everything else so who knows. Myself, if I were a judge I'd order her to wear one of those collars from The Running Man that blows up if you try to flee.
 
2011-12-29 03:16:02 AM
crazy...like a fox: groppet: She is still alive?

Right. I was hoping she'd be one of the celebs who would have kicked the bucket this year. Oh well, there's always next year.


That's pretty cruel. I'm not a big fan, so I don't know why I give a shiat, but for *some* reason I'm pulling for her. I'd like a feel good story for her like Robert Downey Jr. I'd just like to see her pull out of this. Good luck Lindsay.
 
2011-12-29 09:24:11 AM
Sid_6.7: Hey, look, the free advertising the celebrity press gave her about the "no party panty" thing paid off.

Idiots.


Ok, now we're good.
 
2011-12-29 09:32:39 AM
crazy...like a fox: groppet: She is still alive?

Right. I was hoping she'd be one of the celebs who would have kicked the bucket this year. Oh well, there's always next year.


You sound vapid.
 
2011-12-29 02:25:19 PM
ongbok: This picture is more interesting than that whole article.
[cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]


All that picture is missing is a can of corn...
 
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