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		If you recently lost a torso, the Poconos Police Department would like you to claim it (mcall.com)		41
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gopher321

2011-12-28 02:28:44 PM

A torso in Poconos? Oh no!

strangeguitar

2011-12-28 02:36:01 PM

Couldn't fit it in the wood chipper I imagine.

bikerbob59

2011-12-28 02:36:02 PM

So that's where I left it.

Fano

2011-12-28 02:36:49 PM

I think it's in the topless bar

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-28 02:37:57 PM

Well, there's no need to go all to pieces about it.

DirkTheDaring

2011-12-28 02:39:16 PM

It's a trap! Don't call them, quit while you're a head.

Ambrotos

2011-12-28 02:39:19 PM

No body, eh?

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2011-12-28 02:40:06 PM

Can you describe the torso?

Crackers Are a Family Food

2011-12-28 02:42:44 PM

bikerbob59: So that's where I left it.

Oh damn, so there are multiple torsos there? I need a description.

Badmonkey82009

2011-12-28 02:43:18 PM

Thought it was a friend of mine, but he was much taller.

Ikahoshi

2011-12-28 02:44:58 PM

Hmm a shame, there's some good eatin' on that part.

Or so I was told.

*clears throat*

Not that I would know personally...

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-28 02:45:47 PM

Ambrotos: No body, eh?

www.ladyofthecake.com

Amos Quito

2011-12-28 02:50:46 PM

I once abandoned a Taurus on Route 191.

Crackers Are a Family Food

2011-12-28 02:51:37 PM

Ambrotos: No body, eh?

No, that's in my trunk. I must have gotten distracted and forgot the torso.

/BUNNY!

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-12-28 02:54:09 PM

Officials said the torso is a man's...

Nope, not mine.

lenfromak

2011-12-28 02:56:05 PM

Before the I-80 was completed, they used to dump them in Toms River.

sweet-daddy-2

2011-12-28 02:57:37 PM

Sounds like the guy lost his head.

sweet-daddy-2

2011-12-28 02:59:27 PM

Wait a minute. If they know it's a man,he only lost one of heads.

sweet-daddy-2

2011-12-28 03:01:19 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Wait a minute. If they know it's a man,he only lost one of his heads.

Fixed that for myself

Loucifer

2011-12-28 03:05:19 PM

No thanks, I was done with it.

jtown

2011-12-28 03:15:19 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Wait a minute. If they know it's a man,he only lost one of heads.

The torso generally includes the junkular area. There can also be secondary indicators like lots of hair and a lack of hooters.

Evil Mackerel

2011-12-28 03:16:17 PM

Makes me want to see "Boxing Hellena" again.

hbk72777

2011-12-28 03:16:26 PM

Apparently he forgot his love for everything, it's all he had to bring

Badafuco

2011-12-28 03:19:43 PM

Was his name Art?

Iceboxxx

2011-12-28 03:25:17 PM

Must have complained about something costing an arm and a leg a couple of times.

I got nothing.

DROxINxTHExWIND

2011-12-28 03:27:08 PM

Damn, even a headless torso has been to the Poconos to bathe in a giant wine glass. I need to get out more.

Fear the Clam

2011-12-28 03:37:04 PM

Was it found floating in a heart-shaped tub?

litespeed74

2011-12-28 03:38:19 PM

Another victim of the jealous jockey murders

TJT

2011-12-28 03:41:35 PM

jtown: sweet-daddy-2: Wait a minute. If they know it's a man,he only lost one of heads.

The torso generally includes the junkular area. There can also be secondary indicators like lots of hair and a lack of hooters.

Junkular

KellyKellyKelly

2011-12-28 03:44:13 PM

Fear the Clam: Was it found floating in a heart-shaped tub?

Well, all it had to bring was its love of everything.

Subtonic

2011-12-28 03:47:18 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Fear the Clam: Was it found floating in a heart-shaped tub?

Well, all it had to bring was its love of everything.

Oh god, nice to know that's still burned into my farking brain.

runcible spork

2011-12-28 03:50:38 PM

One state and 70-plus years over?

Somaticasual

2011-12-28 03:56:20 PM

Huh. I knew my thorax felt a little light..

NationalHero

2011-12-28 03:58:44 PM

Was that the guy floating int he pool?
Nope; that was Bob.
etc
etc
etc

unicron702

2011-12-28 04:49:09 PM

Well if the kids would use their purchasing powers, The Merch wouldn't have to flip out, become the Fleshreaper, and then this wouldn't happen.