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The years have not been kind to Chewbacca
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I_Am_Weasel
2011-12-28 12:42:05 PM
Is there a browser plugin for blocking all things Kardashian? I feel tricked by the headline.
Rev. Skarekroe
2011-12-28 01:14:24 PM
I_Am_Weasel
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Is there a browser plugin for blocking all things Kardashian? I feel tricked by the headline.
Yeah, unless Kim's getting nekkid again I'd rather read about the actual Chewbacca.
texdent
2011-12-28 01:35:48 PM
The years wouldn't be kind to you either after being crushed by a moon.
fyrewede
2011-12-28 01:50:11 PM
Yeah, but... RON PAUL!!
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-28 02:00:06 PM
Rev. Skarekroe
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I_Am_Weasel: Is there a browser plugin for blocking all things Kardashian? I feel tricked by the headline.
Yeah, unless Kim's getting nekkid again I'd rather read about the actual Chewbacca.
Happy Life Day!
Actual Farking
2011-12-28 02:21:18 PM
Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
DarnoKonrad
2011-12-28 03:01:52 PM
Yea well, after Han Solo had him neutered for peeing all over the millennium falcon he just kinda lost interest in life.
Bluemookie
2011-12-28 03:18:13 PM
I understand she doesn't want to be the fat and funny one anymore.
shinjitsuism
2011-12-28 03:19:46 PM
Here she is without makeup:
23FPB23
2011-12-28 03:23:13 PM
Watched some stupid Big Foot show on "History" last night. Thought of her. I get a hoot out of the "tinfoil hat" crowd and their idiot ideas, but if I want that shiat I'll listen to Noory. Saw that Brad Meltzer's Decoded on Ft. Knox as well. 10k cars a day take that route (31-W) right past the place, and they act like the Area 51 goons are after them when they do.
groppet
2011-12-28 03:26:05 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-12-28 03:28:30 PM
Fuque all KardASSians forever.
Morpheses
2011-12-28 03:32:18 PM
Actual Farking
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Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
+11 would read again
Poison
2011-12-28 03:47:35 PM
Rev. Skarekroe
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I_Am_Weasel: Is there a browser plugin for blocking all things Kardashian? I feel tricked by the headline.
Yeah, unless Kim's getting nekkid again I'd rather read about the actual Chewbacca.
Even if the ass that ate LA was getting nekkid I want it blocked. Where are the geniuses at Apple with the Kardashian block app? I might even buy an iPhone for that.
The only good Kardashian story in 2011 was Daniel Craig's ripping on them. Useless pieces of human flesh.
JohnKimble63
2011-12-28 03:47:53 PM
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Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Over in six.
555-FILK
2011-12-28 03:48:13 PM
Rev. Skarekroe
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I_Am_Weasel: Is there a browser plugin for blocking all things Kardashian? I feel tricked by the headline.
Yeah, unless Kim's getting nekkid again I'd rather read about the actual Chewbacca.
AdolfOliverPanties
2011-12-28 03:52:17 PM
JohnKimble63
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Actual Farking: Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Over in six.
Recycled from much earlier thread about possible Khloe pregnancy. Not sure if from the same poster, but I about pissed myself laughing when I first read it.
hbk72777
2011-12-28 03:52:55 PM
Thought someone found the "What Chewbacca is doing Right This Minute" video from the Edge show. Showed him trying to comb over his bald spot.
Riotboy
2011-12-28 03:54:59 PM
DAT ASS.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-12-28 03:57:05 PM
shinjitsuism
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Here she is without makeup:
Actual Farking
2011-12-28 04:04:14 PM
AdolfOliverPanties
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JohnKimble63: Actual Farking: Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Over in six.
Recycled from much earlier thread about possible Khloe pregnancy. Not sure if from the same poster, but I about pissed myself laughing when I first read it.
Admittedly stolen, but still funny.
mark.jms
2011-12-28 04:22:32 PM
What a wookie!
bossuniversalAA
2011-12-28 04:41:27 PM
zinny
2011-12-28 04:55:32 PM
She's kinda got an Uma Thurman thing going on in that picture in the article.
Bag of Hammers
2011-12-28 05:05:00 PM
Yeah but does the control tower match the tarmac?
bump
2011-12-28 05:05:24 PM
Can someone explain to me why these people are famous?... were they actors/singers/models/billionaires ?
I honestly don't know why they (or many others for that matter) have a tv show and tons of people following their every move...
/admittedly old
farkingismybusiness
2011-12-28 05:24:28 PM
Actual Farking
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AdolfOliverPanties: JohnKimble63: Actual Farking: Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Over in six.
Recycled from much earlier thread about possible Khloe pregnancy. Not sure if from the same poster, but I about pissed myself laughing when I first read it.
Admittedly stolen, but still funny.
Yeah, that one was mine. I wish they had the funny vote button then. I would of won the internet.
gbv23
2011-12-28 05:27:25 PM
Can we get some pics of Kylie and Kendall?
Actual Farking
2011-12-28 05:35:24 PM
farkingismybusiness
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Actual Farking: AdolfOliverPanties: JohnKimble63: Actual Farking: Wow Lamar, you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Over in six.
Recycled from much earlier thread about possible Khloe pregnancy. Not sure if from the same poster, but I about pissed myself laughing when I first read it.
Admittedly stolen, but still funny.
Yeah, that one was mine. I wish they had the funny vote button then. I would of won the internet.
One of the best fark jokes ever!
23FPB23
2011-12-28 05:39:17 PM
gbv23
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Can we get some pics of Kylie and Kendall?
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2011-12-28 06:09:17 PM
Whatever. She's gorgeous.
She should go back to this look, and usually never say that about blonde.
23FPB23
2011-12-28 06:11:15 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu
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She should go back to this look, and usually never say that about blonde.
I dunno if its possible. That pic makes her look about a foot shorter and 40lbs lighter. Like, her whole skeletal deals is bigger now.
thamike
2011-12-28 06:29:11 PM
Doesn't get it.
/she looks more like a husky dude wearing a Tori Spelling suit.
AdolfOliverPanties
2011-12-28 06:48:39 PM
gbv23
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Can we get some pics of Kylie and Kendall?
Had to do it this way to avoid
iron_city_ap
2011-12-28 07:32:36 PM
She looks better as a blonde than a brunette.
That being said, just because there is corn in my turd, doesn't make it less of a turd.
Superjew
2011-12-28 07:55:19 PM
Came in for Peter Mayhew, left disappointed.
Mugato
2011-12-28 08:12:46 PM
texdent
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The years wouldn't be kind to you either after being crushed by a moon.
That shiat was in one of the bullshiat books, therefore it isn't real like the movies.
ParadisePornoTheater
2011-12-28 08:46:15 PM
I've been referring to her as "Giganta" or "The 50 Ft. Woman" for a while.
kisseswookies
2011-12-28 10:49:27 PM
As someone who gets excited over Wookies, Fark I am disapoint.
GirlWonder
2011-12-28 10:49:54 PM
23FPB23
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Watched some stupid Big Foot show on "History" last night. Thought of her. I get a hoot out of the "tinfoil hat" crowd and their idiot ideas, but if I want that shiat I'll listen to Noory. Saw that Brad Meltzer's Decoded on Ft. Knox as well. 10k cars a day take that route (31-W) right past the place, and they act like the Area 51 goons are after them when they do.
We lived on Fort Knox for a couple years. If you stopped to take an unauthorized photo of the Gold Vault, you were pulled and asked to remove the picture from your camera or they would remove it for you.
Nem Wan
2011-12-28 10:54:09 PM
SauceIT
2011-12-28 11:02:16 PM
Don't know what is bothering me more.
That I'm nerdy enough that I clicked on the link for Chewbacca as an involuntary reflex
or
I'm subjected to the greasy knowledge of Chloe Kardashian's past "beauty" choices.
I'm in hell. Need spankwire and bunk time to recover.
23FPB23
2011-12-28 11:24:46 PM
GirlWonder
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We lived on Fort Knox for a couple years. If you stopped to take an unauthorized photo of the Gold Vault, you were pulled and asked to remove the picture from your camera or they would remove it for you.
That's the thing! They were passing it on 31...not stopping or causing any kind of scene. Watch the whole thing if you can...empty vault or not, its just dumb tinfoil hat scare tactics.
frestcrallen
2011-12-28 11:37:53 PM
StopLurkListen
2011-12-29 12:53:51 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu
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Whatever. She's gorgeous.
[images.starpulse.com image 500x335]
She should go back to this look, and usually never say that about blonde.
Wow. Actually.
...and I started off being annoyed at being tricked into a Karassian story
zenki36830
2011-12-29 04:13:10 AM
Christmas was never kind to chewbacca
therecksays
2011-12-29 09:04:27 AM
mark.jms
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What a wookie!
I bent my wookie
cscanlon7
2011-12-29 09:44:07 AM
Keeping up with the Kardashians?
Onkel Buck
2011-12-29 05:58:59 PM
/becoming oblig
Jixa
2011-12-30 12:35:35 AM
I_Am_Weasel
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Is there a browser plugin for blocking all things Kardashian? I feel tricked by the headline.
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