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ac982000
2011-12-28 12:50:14 PM
Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Cagey B
2011-12-28 12:54:41 PM
ac982000
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Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Hey, multinational contractors and arms dealers are people too!
clancifer
2011-12-28 12:58:43 PM
Economic sanctions, US troops on multiple borders, and now a warship fleet heading their way -- I can't imagine why Iran might want to someday have nuclear weapons.
ac982000
2011-12-28 12:59:12 PM
Cagey B
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ac982000: Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Hey, multinational contractors and arms dealers are people too!
Good point, would be such a shame if XE and Halliburton added people to the unemployment lines
MisterTweak
2011-12-28 01:04:35 PM
ac982000
:
Cagey B: ac982000: Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Hey, multinational contractors and arms dealers are people too!
Good point, would be such a shame if XE and Halliburton added people to the unemployment lines
Weird, ain't it? If we employed those same people, using the same funds, and at a lower cost, building schools and roads here in the US, that would be considered bad, because the government can't create jobs, as we're so often reminded by
P.T. Barnum
Job Creators.
And if they were building high schools, they wouldn't have to deal with IED's, and the
bottom-feeding scum
community of faith from Westboro Baptist Church would have to get actual jobs, maybe.
Commute would be a lot shorter, too. Just sayin'.
EasyWind
2011-12-28 01:19:48 PM
the U.S. Navy is "always ready to counter malevolent actions to ensure freedom of navigation."
OR
the U.S. Navy is always ready to clear their guns to ensure oil tankers get through.
vernonFL
2011-12-28 01:27:09 PM
ac982000
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Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
This time, can we at least get some oil???
Cagey B
2011-12-28 01:34:49 PM
vernonFL
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ac982000: Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
This time, can we at least get some oil???
Large, private oil companies got access to the oil last time. They will again should we go down this particular rabbit hole of stupidity.
The fallacy people fall into is that they think these kind of wars are waged to procure resources for the American people, when in fact they are a way for stateless private entities to loot resources and raid public coffers to boot.
gopher321
2011-12-28 01:46:18 PM
USA! USA! USA!
Wait, what am I saying? I'm Canadian.
Uhhh...with you in spirit guys! Buy ya a case of beer, ok?
/go rattle those sabers
nekom
2011-12-28 02:20:47 PM
ac982000
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Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Except this one actually WOULD be over oil.
Headso
2011-12-28 02:40:13 PM
nekom
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ac982000: Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Except this one actually WOULD be over oil.
yeah Iraq was just coincidentally sitting on 100+ billion barrels of sweet crude.
BravadoGT
2011-12-28 02:51:31 PM
A naval battle between the US and Iran would be like a tank battle between the US and Iraq.
DAR
2011-12-28 02:59:39 PM
Dear subby, 5th Fleet is based out of Bahrain and always has warships on station in the Persian Gulf/Indian Ocean AOR. Currently it's USS John C. Stennis coont4) and her battle group.
No sending messages or sailing there required......
Mentat
2011-12-28 03:01:49 PM
DAR
:
USS John C. Stennis coont4
I'm not sure I would want to serve on that ship...
Marcus Aurelius
2011-12-28 03:06:21 PM
You don't need a huge navy to lay down a few hundred mines. And no oil tanker in the world is going anywhere near those straits if there's mines floating around. So while rattling the sabers may feel good, it's not going to accomplish much of anything unless we go in with a few dozen mine sweepers.
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-28 03:08:30 PM
Mentat
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DAR: USS John C. Stennis coont4
I'm not sure I would want to serve on that ship...
I'm told it's a real biatch.
gilgigamesh
2011-12-28 03:08:32 PM
I heard Rick Santorum today complaining that on foreign policy RON PAUL is to the left of Obama.
My immediate thought was that you really can't get more to the right on foreign policy than Obama, so of course RON PAUL is to the left of him. So is pretty much everyone else.
This is a good example of that.
DAR
2011-12-28 03:10:49 PM
Mentat
:
DAR: USS John C. Stennis coont4
I'm not sure I would want to serve on that ship...
me ether, should have read: C-V-N-47
Snarfangel
2011-12-28 03:12:56 PM
ac982000
:
Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
I disagree.
Headso
2011-12-28 03:14:23 PM
BravadoGT
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A naval battle between the US and Iran would be like a tank battle between the US and Iraq.
[dmn.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 640x430]
No doubt we have military superiority over Iran but the Iraqi army was set up to fight well Iran actually. Where in this case you'd think between making sure there are no gays in Iran they have also set up their defenses to combat our military specifically. The strait at it's narrowest is like 30 miles wide, probably even narrower is the actual shipping lane. And keeping something working is always harder than breaking it.
Mentat
2011-12-28 03:14:47 PM
DAR
:
Mentat: DAR: USS John C. Stennis coont4
I'm not sure I would want to serve on that ship...
me ether, should have read: C-V-N-47
cvn47
DAR
2011-12-28 03:16:13 PM
Mentat
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DAR: Mentat: DAR: USS John C. Stennis coont4
that one was a typo.....coont4
DAR
2011-12-28 03:17:11 PM
DAR
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Mentat: DAR: Mentat: DAR: USS John C. Stennis coont4
I give up......the ship's hull number......
Sid_6.7
2011-12-28 03:24:59 PM
Headso
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BravadoGT: A naval battle between the US and Iran would be like a tank battle between the US and Iraq.
[dmn.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 640x430]
No doubt we have military superiority over Iran but the Iraqi army was set up to fight well Iran actually. Where in this case you'd think between making sure there are no gays in Iran they have also set up their defenses to combat our military specifically. The strait at it's narrowest is like 30 miles wide, probably even narrower is the actual shipping lane. And keeping something working is always harder than breaking it.
I'm pretty sure it would go like this:
Iranians: We have blocked the Strait!
US: *fires anti-ship missiles and torpedoes from planes and subs*
Iranians: Our navy has been turned into a minor navigational hazard in the Strait! Take that!
But in all likelihood actual combat will not occur.
Galwran
2011-12-28 03:25:05 PM
DAR
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Dear subby, 5th Fleet is based out of Bahrain and always has warships on station in the Persian Gulf/Indian Ocean AOR. Currently it's USS John C. Stennis coont4) and her battle group.
No sending messages or sailing there required......
This.
There is not much sending to do when then straits are just a couple of hours steaming away.
Mentat
2011-12-28 03:26:51 PM
DAR
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DAR: Mentat: DAR: Mentat: DAR: USS John C. Stennis coont4
I give up......the ship's hull number......
That has to be some weird leet speak filter pwn.
A Fark Handle
2011-12-28 03:27:31 PM
ac982000
:
Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
well, the thing is that though we've had 40+ years to limit our need for foreign oil, during which time we did nothing. ok, not nothing, but pretty much nothing. thus, we need oil. unfortunately, god has a funny sense of humor and put all of our oil under land controlled by religious lunatics who hate us because we support dictatorish douchenozzles that will sell us oil.
/see france and japan for examples of nations who decided relying on foreign wasn't worth it.
//that could have been us.
violentsalvation
2011-12-28 03:28:35 PM
Now I have to try.
USS John C. Stennis coont4)
nekom
2011-12-28 03:32:33 PM
Headso
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nekom: ac982000: Oh YAY, just what was needed another war over oil
Except this one actually WOULD be over oil.
yeah Iraq was just coincidentally sitting on 100+ billion barrels of sweet crude.
Why haven't we taken it then? Iraq was about a personal vendetta Bush had ala "He tried to kill my pa!" and possibly Cheney egging him along in that to get his friends in defense contracting more work, I'm not sure about the latter but from all I'm seen I'm reasonably certain of the former, at least in part. If that was supposed to be about oil, it was pretty farking dumb not to take their oil afterwards.
Also, we're not the only ones not too keen on a blockade, other oil buyers and sellers alike will put a lot of pressure on Iran. There isn't going to be a blockade, or a war.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-12-28 03:35:14 PM
Did
subby
drop his/her colon?
Headso
2011-12-28 03:35:38 PM
Sid_6.7
:
I'm pretty sure it would go like this:
Iranians: We have blocked the Strait!
US: *fires anti-ship missiles and torpedoes from planes and subs*
Iranians: Our navy has been turned into a minor navigational hazard in the Strait! Take that!
I would think they would threaten to fire torpedoes/missiles at any oil tanker trying to navigate the strait not actually line up across the horizon to physically block them. A single oil tanker can carry like 3 million barrels of oil.
In that case what does the US do? do you try to send a tanker through the strait an call their bluff?
vernonFL
2011-12-28 03:38:20 PM
Don't underestimate the Iranian Navy. Remember
this
little fiasco?
DAR
2011-12-28 03:41:56 PM
violentsalvation
:
Now I have to try.
USS John C. Stennis coont4)
testing:
DDG-6
CVN-65
FFG-9
SSBN-2
CanisNoir
2011-12-28 03:42:23 PM
nekom
:
Why haven't we taken it then?
Iraq was ready to hand us no bid oil rights but there was a hue and cry from Democrats and their supporters about "No Blood For Oil!" and so we opted out allowing China to get most of it.
Iraq was about a personal vendetta Bush had ala "He tried to kill my pa!" and possibly Cheney egging him along in that to get his friends in defense contracting more work,
Yup, I'm sure that a decade of "Regime Change in Iraq" as official US Policy combined with constant violations of the Cease Fire Agreement and Sadaam playing "Hide and go f*ck yourself" with UN Inspectors while firing at our air craft and offering the families of terrorists money, had absolutely nothing what so ever to do with the decision. Another strongly worded letter would have fixed the problem ASAP.
Of course there's going to be sabre rattling and possible hostilities over energy, it's a vitally important aspect of civilization. Don't want us to build Nuclear Plants, don't want us to build the Pipe Line from Canada and you don't want us defending the Straits, I suppose y'all won't be happy until we're all living in mud huts burning cow dung for heat and light.
WTF Indeed
2011-12-28 03:50:20 PM
I'm sure cutting off the main source of funding that allows the dictatorship to stand in Iran would be good for the dictatorship in Iran. Perhaps they should ask their friends in Syria how that's working out for them.
violentsalvation
2011-12-28 03:53:28 PM
coont4)
A Fark Handle
2011-12-28 03:57:45 PM
Headso
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The strait at it's narrowest is like 30 miles wide, probably even narrower is the actual shipping lane. And keeping something working is always harder than breaking it.
especially given the fact that the newest ultratankers are farking huge (up to 1250ft long - that's almost quarter mile, 220ft wide, 80ft draft) they essentially have to stay in a narrow ass channel. let's just say, empty or full, these beasts don't exactly turn on a dime. that's a difficult target to protect. sink just one of those and you probably block the channel for awhile.
violentsalvation
2011-12-28 03:57:50 PM
DAR
:
violentsalvation: Now I have to try.
USS John C. Stennis coont4)
testing:
DDG-6
CVN-65
FFG-9
SSBN-2
I am evading the filter! Come at me, mods!
Cagey B
2011-12-28 04:01:05 PM
nekom
:
Why haven't we taken it then?
We tried
. Excerpt:
Rather than giving foreign oil companies control over Iraqi reserves, as the U.S. had hoped to do with the Oil Law it failed to get the Iraqi parliament to pass, the oil companies were awarded service contracts lasting 20 years for seven of the 10 oil fields on offer - the oil will remain the property of the Iraqi state, and the foreign companies will pump it for a fixed price per barrel.
Turns out that when everyone in the country is trying to kill you, your designated puppets have a little leverage on you and won't do exactly as ordered all the time.
Iraq was about a personal vendetta Bush had ala "He tried to kill my pa!" and possibly Cheney egging him along in that to get his friends in defense contracting more work, I'm not sure about the latter but from all I'm seen I'm reasonably certain of the former, at least in part.
Iraq was a golden opportunity for the people who profited from it for a number of reasons:
1) Aforementioned Bush craziness
2) Country mobilized for war by 9/11
3) Political benefits to those in power ("Hey look, I'm a war president!" etc.)
4) Ready-made support base in jingoistic bible-thumpers who think if we stir up enough shiat in the Middle East that Jesus will come back
All of these, though, were enabling factors, each not enough in itself to motivate the war on its own. Many different parties stood to gain from this, but what really pushed it...
If that was supposed to be about oil, it was pretty farking dumb not to take their oil afterwards.
As I pointed out above, it's a fallacy to think of this as the US literally going and grabbing Iraq's oil. The desired scenario (detailed above) was close, but would have involved entities like BP and Shell owning the oil. But what you have is still effective control of the Iraqi oil supply by foreign (largely Western) multinationals. Yeah, they're on contracts, but what is the Iraqi government going to do without them? Pump it themselves? We destroyed all their goddamn infrastructure and unleashed a civil war. They'll have to rely on the Dutch and the English and the Russians and the Chinese.
And this brings it all to the central premise: this was not a war fought for
American
companies. This was a war fought for the
multinational
business community, which owes allegiance to no one. This idea that what's dominating American politics is American business needs to be discarded. Corporations dominate American politics, but these corporations are not neatly contained within any one country's borders, and that's by design.
So yes, America did not get Iraq's oil. That was never the point. But oil indeed was the point.
Because People in power are Stupid
2011-12-28 04:05:43 PM
Oman this is going to be a fight.
adamgreeney
2011-12-28 04:06:28 PM
CanisNoir
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nekom: Why haven't we taken it then?
Iraq was ready to hand us no bid oil rights but there was a hue and cry from Democrats and their supporters about "No Blood For Oil!" and so we opted out allowing China to get most of it.
Iraq was about a personal vendetta Bush had ala "He tried to kill my pa!" and possibly Cheney egging him along in that to get his friends in defense contracting more work,
Yup, I'm sure that a decade of "Regime Change in Iraq" as official US Policy combined with constant violations of the Cease Fire Agreement and Sadaam playing "Hide and go f*ck yourself" with UN Inspectors while firing at our air craft and offering the families of terrorists money, had absolutely nothing what so ever to do with the decision. Another strongly worded letter would have fixed the problem ASAP.
Of course there's going to be sabre rattling and possible hostilities over energy, it's a vitally important aspect of civilization. Don't want us to build Nuclear Plants, don't want us to build the Pipe Line from Canada and you don't want us defending the Straits, I suppose y'all won't be happy until we're all living in mud huts burning cow dung for heat and light.
nothing you said is actually true.
wambu
2011-12-28 04:08:43 PM
"Closing the Strait of Hormuz is very easy for Iranian naval forces," Adm. Habibollah Sayyari told state-run Press TV.
Keeping it closed might be a little tougher.
lunchinlewis
2011-12-28 04:09:07 PM
ac982000
:
Good point, would be such a shame if XE and Halliburton added people to the unemployment lines
They're not XE anymore. Get with the times.
Headso
2011-12-28 04:09:49 PM
nekom
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Why haven't we taken it then?
I burned Iraqi oil in my gas tank today to get to work. The world market did take it, the oil for food program up until 1999 allowed for a relatively small amount of oil to be sold then restrictions were lifted but they still exported much less than they do now.
wambu
2011-12-28 04:10:06 PM
DAR
:
Dear subby, 5th Fleet is based out of Bahrain
And where are the other four?
fireclown
2011-12-28 04:10:44 PM
Wonderduck
2011-12-28 04:12:37 PM
Marcus Aurelius
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You don't need a huge navy to lay down a few hundred mines. And no oil tanker in the world is going anywhere near those straits if there's mines floating around. So while rattling the sabers may feel good, it's not going to accomplish much of anything
unless we go in with a few dozen mine sweepers
.
See: TF52, part of 5th Fleet.
beta_plus
2011-12-28 04:12:41 PM
But Ron Paul is racist so it's worth starting World War III.
/President Peace Prize to the Rescue!
Headso
2011-12-28 04:12:55 PM
CanisNoir
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Yup, I'm sure that a decade of "Regime Change in Iraq" as official US Policy combined with constant violations of the Cease Fire Agreement and Sadaam playing "Hide and go f*ck yourself" with UN Inspectors while firing at our air craft and offering the families of terrorists money, had absolutely nothing what so ever to do with the decision.
considering many non exporting nations commit similar shenanigans without the world police gathering a coalition of the willing to invade and occupy for a decade you are right that it "had absolutely nothing what so ever to do with the decision."
meanmutton
2011-12-28 04:13:15 PM
EasyWind
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the U.S. Navy is "always ready to counter malevolent actions to ensure freedom of navigation."
OR
the U.S. Navy is always ready to clear their guns to ensure oil tankers get through.
Your powers of rather basic reading comprehension are amazing. Your point is what, exactly? That a military firing on unarmed civilians, causing an ecological disaster in the process, is justified if those unarmed civilians happen to be transporting oil?
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