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(CNN) Obvious Jesus is the answer. The question is: "Who knows where the fugitive rapist pastor is hiding?"   (religion.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 48
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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 12:50:19 PM
Why would a therapist pastor be running?
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 12:54:50 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Why would a therapist pastor be running?

Because 10 year old boys are hard to catch?

They have bikes, you know.
 
Gergesa
2011-12-28 12:59:57 PM
I read that as fugitive raptor pastor the first time.
 
Stabone33
2011-12-28 01:00:20 PM
42.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-28 01:00:52 PM

I_Am_Weasel

Why would a therapist pastor be running?


How else is he going to be elected?
 
LewDux
2011-12-28 01:01:23 PM
Maybe it's "complete the name of this influential late 1980s Chicago Indie band, the _____ Lizard"?
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-12-28 01:01:30 PM
Look over there - behind the First Amendment.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2011-12-28 01:01:57 PM
am i the only one who misread "teenage congregants" as "teenage orangoutangs"?
 
leonel
2011-12-28 01:02:22 PM
Jesus narced me, this I know
For my lawyer told me so
Little ones to him belong
will soon learn how he was wrong
 
Impasse
2011-12-28 01:03:03 PM
"It wasn't me, it was the one-armed messiah!"
 
Arkanaut
2011-12-28 01:03:33 PM
Gergesa: I read that as fugitive raptor pastor the first time.

A follower of the Space Pope, perhaps?
 
sleeper2995
2011-12-28 01:04:09 PM
Should that say lamb and not lam? Wait so this shepard is on the lam now I get. My bad!
 
Rufus Lee King
2011-12-28 01:05:28 PM
Otis sure has his ups and downs.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:06:11 PM
I only recently saw one of those "Jesus is the answer" bumper stickers.

I really want to know what the question is then, because I thought the answer was "42".

Those damn Alpha course stickers have started to pop up in my town. Talk about a cult.

When other fundies are calling you demonically influenced and your Catholic only course is not aimed at bringing Catholics closer to god but actually a conversion course in disguise. Ugh, my disgust is palpable.

//Rant done, just worried about the radicalization of religion in America.
 
JohnAnnArbor
2011-12-28 01:08:08 PM
meat0918: I only recently saw one of those "Jesus is the answer" bumper stickers.

I really want to know what the question is then, because I thought the answer was "42".

Those damn Alpha course stickers have started to pop up in my town. Talk about a cult.

When other fundies are calling you demonically influenced and your Catholic only course is not aimed at bringing Catholics closer to god but actually a conversion course in disguise. Ugh, my disgust is palpable.

//Rant done, just worried about the radicalization of religion in America.

Similar sticker: "War is not he answer." Well, it kinda depends on the question, doesn't it?
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-12-28 01:10:10 PM
Vodka Zombie: Because 10 year old boys are hard to catch?

You have it wrong - Catholic priests go for little boys, Protestant pastors go for little girls.
 
mjjt
2011-12-28 01:10:18 PM
Huh I thought the story would be about the English Catholic priest who skipped bail on child abuse charges and is hiding out in Italy

Link (new window)

(I should have looked for a better link but this one looks like the blogger was raised on MySpace - some extraordinary fonts for a blog)

/Mind you Google has some quite entertaining stuff with "English priest skipped bail" search
 
Pep Streebeck
2011-12-28 01:10:29 PM
i48.photobucket.com
 
Allen. The end.
2011-12-28 01:14:23 PM
The question is:

"Why do bad things happen to good people?"
 
MCStymie
2011-12-28 01:16:55 PM
Wesley Willis also knew that Jesus is the Answer.

/...number one, I'm gonna do this song again.
 
lookandsee
2011-12-28 01:20:07 PM
FTA: Christine Shea, owner of Bad Girl Bail Bonds, told KLAS that Holland skipped court appearances after she posted $30,000 to get him out of jail.

"I have guilt that I helped get him back out on the streets," she told KLAS....

The judge should have known to set the bail a lot higher for clergy... I wouldn't be surprised if he snatches that much out of the collection plate over a given month....

/sorry, trying to get over a bad troll
 
neversubmit
2011-12-28 01:20:56 PM
Fluorescent Testicle: Vodka Zombie: Because 10 year old boys are hard to catch?

You have it wrong - Catholic priests go for little boys, Protestant pastors go for little girls.

Yep, monster every where.

Anyway, Holland reportedly convinced the girl, who is under the age of 14, that she was being "counseled" as opposed to being molested. The girl's mother often delivered her to Holland's home where he would "counsel" her in a special secret room - a room equipped with video cameras.
 
gimmegimme
2011-12-28 01:22:45 PM
Has anyone looked here?

www.shc.edu
 
trippdogg
2011-12-28 01:24:28 PM
Find the fattest female member of his congregation and he won't be far away.
 
The_Great_Hambino
2011-12-28 01:25:23 PM
The question really is: "Who is the third Alou brother?"


Link (new window)


www.funwithbonus.com
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-12-28 01:29:06 PM
At first glance, I thought it said "fugitive raptor".
 
Martian_Astronomer
2011-12-28 01:32:49 PM
Actually, subby, in a metaphorical sense that might be pretty accurate.
 
ringersol
2011-12-28 01:35:13 PM
Gergesa: "I read that as fugitive raptor pastor the first time."

I got "papist raptor".
I figured he must be hiding from the protestant raptors.
 
Fano
2011-12-28 01:37:52 PM
Gergesa: I read that as fugitive raptor pastor the first time.

I too thought the philosoraptor was on the run

www.justsaypictures.com
 
Hershey Highway Patrol [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:48:28 PM
Side Note: This is the Bail Bonds owner..

img818.imageshack.us
 
Mock26
2011-12-28 02:04:25 PM
Religion of not raping small children? Yeah, right.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-12-28 02:12:54 PM
It's a good thing Otis wasn't an atheist, or Fark would have never paid any attention.
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-12-28 02:17:01 PM
But I was told that religion makes you a moral person.
 
CreamFilling
2011-12-28 02:19:39 PM
Nobody knows, but Jesus?
 
reillan
2011-12-28 02:20:38 PM
So since this guy skipped bail, there should be a nice bounty on his head...
 
Marcintosh
2011-12-28 02:30:16 PM
"I have guilt that I helped get him back out on the streets," she told KLAS.

Related to Mr. J. Carter who also suffered with guilt?

*shrug*
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 02:45:10 PM
Did anyone else read that as "papist raptor"?

/rawr!
 
monoski
2011-12-28 03:07:31 PM
myhomemadehalloweencostumes.com

Therapist
 
Oznog
2011-12-28 03:14:14 PM
friday87central.files.wordpress.com

Man hitched a ride outta town on a cargo ship. One which didn't ask too many questions about his mysterious past.
 
Puffyshirt
2011-12-28 03:30:41 PM
Stewart Lee's input: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4aWQwJCrBw&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r
 
angusyoung
2011-12-28 03:41:42 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 03:46:57 PM
Kurmudgeon: It's a good thing Otis wasn't an atheist, or Fark would have never paid any attention.

Sure we would have. We'd have said "why were they waiting to string him up"?
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-12-28 03:49:07 PM
Hershey Highway Patrol: Side Note: This is the Bail Bonds owner..

[img818.imageshack.us image 453x604]

I'm going to dive into her cleavage for a few hours.
 
krackpipe
2011-12-28 06:01:39 PM
Hershey Highway Patrol: Side Note: This is the Bail Bonds owner..

[img818.imageshack.us image 453x604]

Holy shiat. Need to get the call out to wombatsrus who will probably have 5 or 6 additional pix with this gal's qualifications.
 
Woohoo_02
2011-12-28 08:58:25 PM
Seven year old.

Drown him.
 
CoysOdie
2011-12-29 03:13:20 AM
Insert racial slur here.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-12-29 05:20:56 AM
abb3w: Sure we would have. We'd have said "why were they waiting to string him up"?

Good, hang them together. Problem is, you'll never know because they never ask that question.
However, you'll know who the priest is when it happens, it makes sensational headlines.
Then the haters show up, accusing all priests of the same.
 
gimmegimme
2011-12-29 02:19:58 PM
Kurmudgeon: abb3w: Sure we would have. We'd have said "why were they waiting to string him up"?

Good, hang them together. Problem is, you'll never know because they never ask that question.
However, you'll know who the priest is when it happens, it makes sensational headlines.
Then the haters show up, accusing all priests of the same.

Please spend more time punishing molesting clergy and less time worrying about the "haters."
 
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