The writer sounds like a dick to me.

I see you dated my ex too...

Thank God this was submitted; I was breaking out in hives here waiting for our Tebow thread of the day.

I figured whenever "Tim Tebow" and "nut sac" would be in a printed sentence, the term "excited Skip Bayliss's" would be in the middle.

MVP!

"passing percentage with a 48.0 rating"

"Passing percentage" lol. This guy is either British or not a football fan. Or both.

Sports ClimaX... to the EXTREME

Your blog sucks.

Sports writers/bloggers are about the most over-dramatic whiners on the internet. What a shiatty group of people.

FTA:While Bible pushers around the country give praise and worship No. 15 on the Denver Broncos, the rest of the sports world has about had enough of this shiat.

Wrong, in fact the "sports world" loves this topic. It's an easy subject to fill airtime and print space with, pretty much everyone has a gut felling about it and it requires no knowledge whatsoever about the actual game to discuss.

rka: Sports writers/bloggers are about the most over-dramatic whiners on the internet. What a shiatty group of people.

Hey! Quit being accurate!

You know, when they had Adam Schefter giving hourly updates on how Brett Favre's day was going, I had a hunch ESPN was turning themselves into a professional trolling organization. Then when they propped this kid up as the next greatest thing, I knew they were trolling for ratings.

It's sack. The only time time sac is correct is when punning on the name of the great Honore de B'alzac.

jpo2269: The writer sounds like a dick to me.

FTA: "And I don't say "please" often."

That's about when I stopped reading.

Denver was 4-12 last year, started this season 1-4 with Orton as QB .
Like him or not, for whatever reason, Tebow has improved the Broncos.
Give him some more experience and some better people around him, who knows...
/had some good games with Florida too.

Kurmudgeon: Like him or not, for whatever reason, Tebow has improved the Broncos.

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc? I'd think the cupcake schedule did more to help the Broncos than Tebow did.

Generation_D: ESPN sucks, your attempt to be like ESPN and whore some crap on Fark sucks more, and Tebow is an overrated rookie with the slowest QB passing release I've seen in 30 years. He'll never win a championship, he probably won't ever win a game once defenses figure out all you have to do is stop his running and put the free safety where the ball goes.

Rookie? He started a few games last year.

It's not like baseball where the rookie season can last up to three years, ya know.

If you're going into an irrational rant, you might as well keep SOME facts straight.

I don't watch football, but I do follow pop culture so I watched the second half of last week's Broncos game to see what all the media attention was about.

1) Tebow sucked ass, throwing four interceptions and throwing many many incomplete passes.
2) In spite of him sucking ass, every comment by the TV commentators had to work the word "Tebow" in. Didn't matter what they were talking about. Every sentence, phrase, play-by-play call and ad for Jimmy Dean's pure pork sausages was really all about Tebow.
3) I am sorry I didn't see him actually throw any touchdowns because I did want to see the whole post-touchdown prayer thingy.

Conclusion 1: Hype hype hype and nothing but hype.
Conclusion 2: Jesus says "stop bugging me, Tebow, or you'll be tossing nothing but interceptions for the rest of your career."

Not enough of these comments are about how shiatty that blog is.

"Tebow's game plan isn't to let a game go to the final seconds and then win it. His plan is watch the Broncos' season to go to the last game and then win that in the final seconds."

From here (new window)

rumpelstiltskin: The Broncos did beat the Jets. And they beat the Bolts and Raiders under Tebow after losing to them both under Orton.

Those are three teams that tend to have wide variations in performance. And if we look at win pct. vs opp SOV, we see that Oakland and Denver are basically the same team, the Jets are lined up with the Cowboys and Titans, while the Chargers are down with the Seahawks. Which is to say, these aren't exactly great teams. And they're also teams that are infamous at choking.

You're also comparing Tebow to Orton, which I think is funny, simply because I predict that their career paths will look very much the same.

This worked for Sarah Palin threads, right?

Even Tebow > Sports Climax

Dear Denver:

Bring us your "savior" so that we may crucify him on a Steel Cross and show him what a REAL NFL QB is.

Sincerely,
Steeler Nation

TemperedEdge: Dear Denver:

Bring us your "savior" so that we may crucify him on a Steel Cross and show him what a REAL NFL QB is.

Sincerely,
Steeler Nation

A rapist?

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jpo2269: The writer sounds like a dick to me.

FTA: "And I don't say "please" often."

That's about when I stopped reading.

Good point Panda, very good point.

BSABSVR: A rapist?

Accused, not convicted. And might I add, a two-time Super Bowl winner. Tebow isn't anywhere NEAR good enough to even think about winning a ring. Not when you're ranked 26th in the league. Ben? Ranked 7th. Even Orton is ranked higher than Tebow. Granted, not by much, but still higher.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/passing/sort/quarterb a ckRating

And then comes the argument "Bu-bu-bu-but Roethlisberger had a crappy QB rating in Super Bowl XL!" Yeah, so? Still won. And that was one game. This is over the course of nearly an entire season.

Ain't no amount of Luck, Jesus, Allah, whatever you want to call it going to win Tebow a Lombardi. A crappy QB is a crappy QB. Sure, there's room for improvement. And a lot of it, too. But at the end of the day, Tebow's chances are no better than, say, Carson Palmer's or Josh Freeman's at this point.

Isn't that funny: The (accused) rapist is better than the Bible Thumper. Imagine that...

rumpelstiltskin: The Broncos did beat the Jets. And they beat the Bolts and Raiders under Tebow

Well, hot dog. Beating Mark Sanchez, Phillip Rivers and Carson Palmer. Tebow's wins come against teams whose records are a collective 44-61 and he needed 4th quarter miracles against most of them.

Waaah, i wish espn would go back to slurping payton manning and tom brady 24/7...

I think Tebow's character is strong enough to survive the media hype. This is his first year as a starter, and he is capable of being a pretty good quarterback. He just needs to play consistently through-out the entire game, and not just at the very end like the US Men's Soccer team.

The media though; fark them. I'm tired of hearing "TEBOW TIME." I'm sick of hearing "Miraculous" with a wink and a nudge.

From TFA: and Gainesville Florida want to Christian Tebow as the new savior,

I LOL'D

Di Atribe: I love Tim Tebow. I love the hype. I love it when he wins, I love it when he loses. I love it when people flip out over what he does & I love it when people flip out over him doing nothing at all. I love it when people worship him & I love it when people make fun of him. I love the whole circus. I love this thread. I love you.

Hugs?

Did you get into my booze closet again?

TemperedEdge: BSABSVR: A rapist?

Accused, not convicted. And might I add, a two-time Super Bowl winner. Tebow isn't anywhere NEAR good enough to even think about winning a ring. Not when you're ranked 26th in the league. Ben? Ranked 7th. Even Orton is ranked higher than Tebow. Granted, not by much, but still higher.

I find it hard to believe that 6 NFL players are committing more rapes than Ben.

I don't get it. I had a great blog, and never got any love from Fark. All this blog crap being greened just makes me want to drop your puppy in a turkey fryer.

I am not comparing Tim Tebow to Joe Montana, comparing any rookie to arguably the greatest QB in NFL history would be stupid.

I bring up Joe Montana for one reason... He was not the most talented QB to play, not even in his day. Steve Young was a winner, and talent wise was far superior to Joe Montana, yet there would be very few people who would argue Steve Young was a better QB than Joe Montana (I wouldn't). There are many QB's since Montana's retirement who talent wise are/were better QBs than JM, but are not better in total. Joe Montana was a winner and while many players share this quality, very few share the same level as JM. Tim Tebow is not the most talented QB in the league today, not even close, but he is a winner and has a winner's mantallity. Now does he have the same drive, or abillity to will his team to win as JM? Not this season, and maybe not ever, but I would be willing to put some money on him surprising a lot of people down the road.

pion: I find it hard to believe that 6 NFL players are committing more rapes than Ben.

Well, he is married now. He probably won't be doing the rape thing again until his divorce.

notsosilentbob: pion: I find it hard to believe that 6 NFL players are committing more rapes than Ben.

Well, he is married now. He probably won't be doing the rape thing again until his divorce.

Yeah, hardly any professional athletes are infidelitous.