that will haunt my dreams.

Hurry, think of Harley!!



aaahhhhh that's better

he's kinda cute

Site is blocked for me at work, as are all of these images posted so far. I'm assuming this is Callista Gingrich.

DGS: Site is blocked for me at work, as are all of these images posted so far. I'm assuming this is Callista Gingrich.

It's actually a 1:6 scale little boy doll who comes with the bank heist mask, the Joker makeup and a normal face too. Creepy as sin.

MrCheeks: Grumpy: [with Chuckles, picks up Bozo on the street] Three of a kind, let's do this!
Chuckles: Huh, that's it? Three guys?
Grumpy: Plus two guys in the crib. Every guy gets a bottle. Five bottles are plenty.
Chuckles: *Six* bottles. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Grumpy: He thinks he can be in time out and still take a slice? I know why they call him "The Pooper".
Happy: So why do they call him "the Pooper"?
Dopey: I hear he craps himself.
Happy: craps himself?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.


*Applause*

You wanna know how I got these scars? I was teething and I said "Mommy. I'm teething. Can you please give me something so my teeth won't hurt?" She said "Sure. My widdle baby doesn't deserve to have any pain in his life." And she rammed her glass of gin in to my freaking MOUTH! Just jammed that huge milk glass full of booze in to my widdle baby mouth and said "shut yer yap!"

And you know what? My teeth didn't hurt that bad after that. Motherhood. They say it's a toughie.

I want one. I'm gonna put it on my bachelor friend's doorstep with a "Hi Daddy" note. Knock and film the results from a secluded location.

900RR
Just who would be the target consumer for something like that???


Me. While my friend distracts the lady with the home day care, I replace all her children with a bunch of these.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

"Oh my God! There's a child in that baby seat and he's locked in an unattended vehicle!"

Yeah. I'm the guy on Craigslist that's selling a baby. No questions asked. Are you sure you're not a cop?

I'm sorry, boss. I thought this was "Bring your child to work day."

Does some people call him Maurice?

Riley Havick: 900RR: Just who would be the target consumer for something like that???

Relentless Joker fans who would love to have something really cool to display in their sons' or daughters' rooms. Like me.

/want
//seriously

I really don't know where to go with this, so I am going to assume you are in
fact a loving and responsible parent who didn't name their child Austin,
Nebuccanezzar or Utangaway and who is actively engaged in their moral
formation, and not a complete nut (despite your Fark account).