FARK.com: (6848218) Callista Gingrich makes rare campaign remarks. And I quote: "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

		Callista Gingrich makes rare campaign remarks. And I quote: "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)		173
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Code_Archeologist

2011-12-28 11:11:14 AM

Gingrich/Cthulu 2012
Embrace the madness! Burn the future!

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-12-28 11:12:19 AM

"We'd have video for you, but the minute Callista looked into the lens our camera folded into another dimension like the house at the end of 'Poltergeist.'"

WhoIsWillo

2011-12-28 11:14:40 AM

She then filmed a cameo as The Joker in The Dark Knight returns.

Aarontology

2011-12-28 11:16:15 AM

I'll bet if you flicked a penny at her head it would make the same sound as when you chuck a rock at an empty oil drum.

Theaetetus

2011-12-28 11:16:52 AM

She's a lovely woman...
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... who will eat your soul.

all the good names are gone

2011-12-28 11:19:43 AM

Diogenes

2011-12-28 11:19:47 AM

Callista Gingrich, who attended Luther College, chose to make the final stop in Tuesday's Iowa campaign swing in the college town to introduce her husband at Mabe's Pizza.

Now I see why Newt likes her. She attended the college of supervillians.

DjangoStonereaver

2011-12-28 11:21:59 AM

PRESS RELEASE:

R'yleh, South Pacific

"Great Cthulhu wishes to stress that he cares not about the petty affairs of men,
who are to him as ants are to you puny humans. Nevertheless, he also wishes
to stress that the views of the GOP in no way reflect those of the Cthulhu cult
in that those of the Cthulhu cult are much more self consistent and thought out."

Mugato

2011-12-28 11:22:21 AM

Buffy: "Drive a stake through its heart."

"Isn't that vampires?"

"You'd be surprised how many things that kills."

DarnoKonrad

2011-12-28 11:50:46 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2011-12-28 11:59:21 AM

OK, I laughed.

well done gentlemen.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2011-12-28 11:59:41 AM

...She's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Cagey B

2011-12-28 12:01:42 PM

She looks like Christopher Lloyd at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Diogenes

2011-12-28 01:12:29 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like a doll's eyes.

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"Yup, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to 'Evil.'"

Therion

2011-12-28 01:19:13 PM

all the good names are gone:

SHE IS STARING INTO MY SOUL!

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Lionel Mandrake

2011-12-28 01:24:55 PM

Just wait 'til Callista unleashes the Great Old Ones Super PAC...we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Meatzilla

2011-12-28 01:30:57 PM

DrippinBalls

2011-12-28 01:44:50 PM

VOTE FOR HELMUT-HEAD. HELMUT/NEWT 2012, OR THERE ABOUT.

Lou Brown

2011-12-28 01:45:40 PM

Callista Gingrich is pretty much what you'd get if someone in Hollywood wrote a script that called for stereotypical southern politician's wife.

Independentandproud

2011-12-28 01:46:31 PM

"A lot of people ask me why Newt would be a good president, and I really think that Newt has been preparing for this challenge his entire life..."

Gee, maybe it's because Newt is an odious, narcissistic cockgobbler with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated sense of his own importance? Yeah.

malle-herbert

2011-12-28 01:47:31 PM

Is she from Stephord or something ?

malle-herbert

2011-12-28 01:50:15 PM

Sorry... it's "Stepford"...

Pants full of macaroni!!

2011-12-28 01:51:16 PM

I WANT YOUR SOUL .... I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL .... COME TO CALLISTA

GentlemanJ

2011-12-28 01:51:20 PM

Theaetetus: She's a lovely woman...
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... who will eat your soul.

I know that look. What she really said was "Yh'nghai tsathogua, dho-na h'rith Y'golonac. Nnh'gtep chaugnar faugn, e'hucunechh ygg yr wza-y'ei, ep yh'nghai hrr rhan tegoth." (Neonomicon ch. 3, p.2)

Dr Dreidel

2011-12-28 01:52:59 PM

Callista, sweetie, don't talk with your mouth full.

// someone PS her with Zoidberg-like mouth-flaps

AmorousRedDragon

2011-12-28 01:54:45 PM

Diogenes

2011-12-28 01:55:18 PM

Independentandproud: odious, narcissistic cockgobbler with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated sense of his own importance

That's an insult to odious, narcissistic cockgobblers with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated senses of their own importance.

Rent is too damn high

2011-12-28 01:56:52 PM

I'm gonna mongle your cock.

Raoul Eaton

2011-12-28 01:58:23 PM

Good lord, I thought it was just that one picture, and folks weren't being fair to her because everyone looks crazy if they're photographed at just the wrong instant. (If you don't believe it, get out your driver's license and take a look at it.) But it seems her eyes really are like that. What could do that to a person? When she was younger she looked completely human, and even pretty nice (if you could disregard the fact that she was keeping company with Newt Gingrich), but now -- scary it a way I've never seen before.

moops

2011-12-28 01:58:51 PM

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked...JUST...LIKE...THIS! "

gshepnyc

2011-12-28 01:59:20 PM

What do you know. I assumed all along that when that thing finally emitted a sound it would be a high pitched siren that only dogs could hear.

Codenamechaz

2011-12-28 02:00:27 PM

Raoul Eaton: Good lord, I thought it was just that one picture, and folks weren't being fair to her because everyone looks crazy if they're photographed at just the wrong instant. (If you don't believe it, get out your driver's license and take a look at it.) But it seems her eyes really are like that. What could do that to a person? When she was younger she looked completely human, and even pretty nice (if you could disregard the fact that she was keeping company with Newt Gingrich), but now -- scary it a way I've never seen before.

I want to say it's loads and loads of botox that she takes just to make sure she looks young enough that Gingrich won't suddenly dump her for an intern or something.

But then you look into those cold, dead eyes and see something.

A darkness.

The howling of the black wind.

Crabs_Can_Polevault

2011-12-28 02:01:24 PM

Theaetetus: She's a lovely woman...
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... who will eat your soul.

In the picture shown, I can't tell if she's trying too hard to smile, or she's preparing to unhinge her jaw to devour a toddler that accidentally wandered into aggro-range.

Wyalt Derp

2011-12-28 02:02:47 PM

It was a rare sight, but Callista Gingrich, wife of GOP hopeful Newt Gingrich, stepped in front of the microphone to introduce her "husband and best friend" at a pizzeria Tuesday.

So who was the friend?

aearra

2011-12-28 02:03:12 PM

Does this creature have a second expression? Or is she primed and ready to go into Madam Tussauds?

meat0918

2011-12-28 02:03:40 PM

Raoul Eaton: Good lord, I thought it was just that one picture, and folks weren't being fair to her because everyone looks crazy if they're photographed at just the wrong instant. (If you don't believe it, get out your driver's license and take a look at it.) But it seems her eyes really are like that. What could do that to a person? When she was younger she looked completely human, and even pretty nice (if you could disregard the fact that she was keeping company with Newt Gingrich), but now -- scary it a way I've never seen before.

It's anger. Anger more pure than most of us could imagine.

I've seen that look before, it is a gleeful anger. When you witness it, there is only one thing to do.

Run.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-12-28 02:04:57 PM

It's like she finally let Newt earn his "brown badge of courage" and said "That expression I made when it first went in? That's a winner!"

Theaetetus

2011-12-28 02:05:43 PM

aearra: Does this creature have a second expression? Or is she primed and ready to go into Madam Tussauds?

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Actually, yes... When not bug-eyed, she looks quite normal.

plc5_250

2011-12-28 02:09:54 PM

For some reason, the phrase "...bubble-headed bleached blond..." from the song "Dirty Laundry" comes to mind when I see pictures of her.

shubai33

2011-12-28 02:10:50 PM

Theaetetus: aearra: Does this creature have a second expression? Or is she primed and ready to go into Madam Tussauds?

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Actually, yes... When not bug-eyed, she looks quite normal.

Shhhhhhh! Flashlights off. Don't wake her!

CalamitousCrasher

2011-12-28 02:11:39 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: I WANT YOUR SOUL .... I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL .... COME TO CALLISTA

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/Approves

Poopspasm

2011-12-28 02:19:51 PM

I could care less what that wife-like meat sculpture say or does. As long as I'm inside this circle of protection, that is.

Masso

2011-12-28 02:23:58 PM

wmoonfox

2011-12-28 02:25:03 PM

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

Arachnophobe

2011-12-28 02:34:22 PM

Crabs_Can_Polevault: Theaetetus: She's a lovely woman...
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... who will eat your soul.

In the picture shown, I can't tell if she's trying too hard to smile, or she's preparing to unhinge her jaw to devour a toddler that accidentally wandered into aggro-range.

All I hear is "I must feed."

FarKnight

2011-12-28 02:34:58 PM

My God she looks even more evil and batchit crazy than Cindy McCain.

Antimatter

2011-12-28 02:35:39 PM

Exterminatus from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

DjangoStonereaver

2011-12-28 02:37:42 PM

Crabs_Can_Polevault: Theaetetus: She's a lovely woman...

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... who will eat your soul.

In the picture shown, I can't tell if she's trying too hard to smile, or she's preparing to unhinge her jaw to devour a toddler that accidentally wandered into aggro-range.

This must have been in Hawaii:

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No wonder the poor tyke was scared!

Independentandproud

2011-12-28 02:45:33 PM

Diogenes: Independentandproud: odious, narcissistic cockgobbler with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated sense of his own importance

That's an insult to odious, narcissistic cockgobblers with delusions of grandeur and an overinflated senses of their own importance.

You mean politicians?

tlchwi02

2011-12-28 02:48:15 PM

who advises these people? Does some professional sit down and go "ok, the look we need for you is to bleach your hair super white, soldify it with putty, really play up your hook nose that makes you look like some sort of witch/bird monster, slather you in the same makeup we used for jack nicholson in the joker and then make sure to stare DIRECTLY into every picture with the joker grin as if you thought you could somehow look right through their very immortal soul."

i hope to heck they aren't paying anyone for this

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