PA is the buffer zone between the east and the midwest...which is saying a lot really.

Sandusky.

Glad to see Egg-Gate made the list.

What, no "Rhythmic smacking sound coming from shower causes concern for Penn St Asst. Coach"?

And we're living here in Allentown...

Done

Nothing worse than non beefy beef in a taco. Thanks alot Taco Bell.

All most heaven, north Florida. I love it. Much better than Cleveland, OH.

Electricity. You can run, but you can't hide!

PA makes Alabama look normal.

Yeah, that buttcrack Eli Avila went out and had a Badge Made with the official state seal on it, before his boss, the governor, told him to get rid of it.

If I went out and did that, I'd be behind bars, in GITMO.

Living in the Northeast, I truly value being so close to PA.

Great forests, hiking and fishing. Beautiful camping. Lower sales taxes on clothing. Fireworks stores.

And any time things get too dull around here, I can get a dose of epic-level weirdness less than an hour away.

Good old Pennsylvania.

It's the Florida tag of the North.

Umm. Isn't there a glaring omission from this list?

So Terry:

\hot!(?)

Moved East?

What percentage of beef is needed to call a product "beef"? That just seems disingenuous to call anything but 100% beef, "beef." Maybe I'm living in a dreamworld.

Umm, lady, that wasn't "chocolate sauce" with that underwear.

and you stupid shiats want a Texas tag

Bagelox-99: PA is the buffer zone between the east and the midwest...which is saying a lot really.

and yet, still not enough. My God, not enough.
*ducks*


/Based on actual interaction & personal experience
//YVVM
///slashie

Not that weird for PA. Particularly the bath salts in East Hanover Township.

But was Pennsylvania like this before I moved here in 2009?
It seems like so many of these towns and events have the same names as the last state I lived in, Maine.
Maybe they're following me?
Where shall I move to next?

When I was nine, my family moved out of Pennsylvania to get away from all the weirdness.

We moved to Florida.

Lady Gaga is looking to buy a house in Lancaster county, so that's weird for us.

I live in Bucks County. All I need to do is step outside and I'm knee deep in weird.

What can you expect with a town called Blue Ball just down the road from Intercourse?

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Link fail. Sorry.

http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=280405

Pennsylvania is up to here with weird

The Irresponsible Captain: What can you expect with a town called Blue Ball just down the road from Intercourse?

I need to get a photo of the one mileage road sign on the way to my parents that has Paradise, Desire and Panic on it.

CZMisfitsFan: I live in Bucks County. All I need to do is step outside and I'm knee deep in weird.

I don't know why this sort of thing always surprises me...We are a pretty darn big state, so there is obviously going to be a proportional percentage of Farkers from PA. I just always wind up feeling like I'm the only one in this state who knows how to get on the farking internet...

/Born and raised in Bedford County...the heart of Pennsyltucky. There were more cows than people in that county.
//Currently living in Bucks County...in an area that *thinks* it should be part of Pennsyltucky. I get a chuckle every time some one of my yuppy neighbors comments about "how rural and quiet it is this far away from everything."
///Not to say that you don't see some "People of Wal-Mart" level wierdness at the Q-Mart. Always worth some lulz on a Saturday.

Actual Farking: Silverlining: Pennsylvania is up to here with weird

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Who's the worst mayor in America? This gal.

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Yup. Our State capital (and pretty much consequently the entire state) is seven layers of FARKED.

I've always thought that this little shop outside of Erie kinda sums it all up in one quick sign:

Fireworks - Karate Supplies - Swords

you can't get much better than that unless you can sell booze, too.

Le Geno Vert: I've always thought that this little shop outside of Erie kinda sums it all up in one quick sign:

Fireworks - Karate Supplies - Swords

you can't get much better than that unless you can sell booze, too.

Give Corbett some time...he's working on it...He has to make good on his promises to his cronies. corporate bribers campaign supporters, don't forget.

Actual Farking: How could they leave off the raw beef thief sex offender from the town where I grew up? Link (new window)

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Yeah. It was a disappointment they did not include this story. Just another WTF moment.

PA is weapons-grade crazy.

/Rural Marylander. Knows from crazy Hillbillies.

SilentStrider: Actual Farking: Silverlining: Pennsylvania is up to here with weird

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Who's the worst mayor in America? This gal.

Ahh yes, the woman who blamed a water main break on beavers. I love this city.

First I'm hearing of the nude sunbather in Mechanicsburg. There's an odd part of me that wonders if I know anyone who was involved with that. I hope not.

That's right...forgot you were a fellow PA Farker. Your Farkie is updated for me...you still show up in pretty bright green. ...Y'know, if having a filthy liter's respect is worth anything to ya. ;-)

slapmastered: CZMisfitsFan: I live in Bucks County. All I need to do is step outside and I'm knee deep in weird.

I don't know why this sort of thing always surprises me...We are a pretty darn big state, so there is obviously going to be a proportional percentage of Farkers from PA. I just always wind up feeling like I'm the only one in this state who knows how to get on the farking internet...

/Born and raised in Bedford County...the heart of Pennsyltucky. There were more cows than people in that county.
//Currently living in Bucks County...in an area that *thinks* it should be part of Pennsyltucky. I get a chuckle every time some one of my yuppy neighbors comments about "how rural and quiet it is this far away from everything."
///Not to say that you don't see some "People of Wal-Mart" level wierdness at the Q-Mart. Always worth some lulz on a Saturday.

I'm figuring you're in Quakertown. And true with the "rural and quiet" thing. I remember going on a drive near my apartment and seeing tons of farms and cows...then took a turn somewhere and ended up next to a mall and rather industrial looking area.

CZMisfitsFan: slapmastered: CZMisfitsFan: I live in Bucks County. All I need to do is step outside and I'm knee deep in weird.

I don't know why this sort of thing always surprises me...We are a pretty darn big state, so there is obviously going to be a proportional percentage of Farkers from PA. I just always wind up feeling like I'm the only one in this state who knows how to get on the farking internet...

/Born and raised in Bedford County...the heart of Pennsyltucky. There were more cows than people in that county.
//Currently living in Bucks County...in an area that *thinks* it should be part of Pennsyltucky. I get a chuckle every time some one of my yuppy neighbors comments about "how rural and quiet it is this far away from everything."
///Not to say that you don't see some "People of Wal-Mart" level wierdness at the Q-Mart. Always worth some lulz on a Saturday.

I'm figuring you're in Quakertown. And true with the "rural and quiet" thing. I remember going on a drive near my apartment and seeing tons of farms and cows...then took a turn somewhere and ended up next to a mall and rather industrial looking area.

Close enough. Not HA HA! town, but in spitting distance.

Pennsylvania is a great state. It's one of 50 great states. It's got some weirdness, but they all do.
I look forward to pointing my big truck towards Harrisburg every Friday. During a snow storm, I try to get out of PA asap because I think the state only has 2 or 3 operational snow plows.

Launch Code: During a snow storm, I try to get out of PA asap because I think the state only has 2 or 3 operational snow plows.

So F'ing true. When a snowstorm so epic that Jim Cantore came to Harrisburg hit and the Turnpike closed, the highway they detoured us onto wasn't plowed. How the hell do you not plow a highway you're detouring the Turnpike onto?

I guess they're used to Anthrocon now :3

PA is not much different from the other states in the asshole of the country: WV, OH, MD, KY. What they all have in common is that the people from there are ignorant, dishonest, lazy, backwards, stupid asswipes. But they ar convinced that they are honest, hardworking, salt-of-the-earth Americans with common sense.

Pennsyltucky, as it's called around these parts.

/these parts are Maryland