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Impatient man robs a Wendy's after ordering and paying for his food
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LewDux
2011-12-28 11:00:27 AM
And you call THIS a convenience store?!
NationalHero
2011-12-28 11:02:34 AM
Woulda robbed the BK, but they're in third place now.
jbossy
2011-12-28 11:08:06 AM
Harry Freakstorm
2011-12-28 11:09:42 AM
The big mistake is running from a crime scene on an empty stomach and not having something to eat while you wait out the search. It's good to have something to eat while huddled behind the dumpster as the cops go prowling for you.
Also, a hamburger wrapper can throw your scent off if the hounds are inexperienced.
myinternetname
2011-12-28 11:14:53 AM
Headline does not match article.
fredklein
2011-12-28 11:19:09 AM
myinternetname
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Headline does not match article.
How so?
FTH[eadline]: Impatient man
FTA: The man waiting in line was impatient
TFH: robs a Wendy's
TFA: When an employee opened the cash register, the man reached in and took the money. He ran out of the store.
TFH: after ordering and paying for his food
TFA: The man ordered food and paid for it.
netringer
2011-12-28 11:21:06 AM
Fark: He paid for his meal with a credit card.
(not really)
EvilVanMan
2011-12-28 11:22:18 AM
LewDux
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And you call THIS a convenience store?!
No taupe, beef jerky.
vodka
2011-12-28 11:29:01 AM
of course he was driving a Grand AM
Walker
2011-12-28 11:36:42 AM
Article says he has a "full face" so that's good to know. I thought he was missing his nose or possibly one eye.
BillMurraysGhost
2011-12-28 11:41:21 AM
I've been to that Wendy's. They can't cash a fifty...
chaosweaver
2011-12-28 11:55:24 AM
netringer
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Fark: He paid for his meal with a credit card.
(not really)
Came in to ask if he had used his credit/debit/ebt card. Glad this was covered already
Trance750
2011-12-28 12:02:38 PM
The real crime is Wendy's calls their garbage 'food'
bungle_jr
2011-12-28 12:27:53 PM
Trance750
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The real crime is Wendy's calls their garbage 'food'
-10/10
wendys>many other major burger chains>bk>mcdonalds
wendys is pretty much the only major fast food chain burger i will get. i will go to regional chains like braums, but if i go to mcd i'm likely there for breakfast or i'll get a premium chicken sandwich...those aren't bad. bk, i used to really like years ago but have gotten away from
offmymeds
2011-12-28 12:32:19 PM
One witness said he may have a silver tooth.
Is this the guy?
firefly212
2011-12-28 12:41:47 PM
bungle_jr
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Trance750: The real crime is Wendy's calls their garbage 'food'
-10/10
wendys>many other major burger chains>bk>mcdonalds
wendys is pretty much the only major fast food chain burger i will get. i will go to regional chains like braums, but if i go to mcd i'm likely there for breakfast or i'll get a premium chicken sandwich...those aren't bad. bk, i used to really like years ago but have gotten away from
I like 5 guys and smashburger... I dunno if they are really big enough to be considered national chains though
Hickory-smoked
2011-12-28 01:12:11 PM
Environmental toxin exposure in utero or early childhood can alter the brain to suppress the capacity for impulse control.
I think that's what we're seeing here.
Trance750
2011-12-28 02:15:20 PM
firefly212
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bungle_jr: Trance750: The real crime is Wendy's calls their garbage 'food'
-10/10
wendys>many other major burger chains>bk>mcdonalds
wendys is pretty much the only major fast food chain burger i will get. i will go to regional chains like braums, but if i go to mcd i'm likely there for breakfast or i'll get a premium chicken sandwich...those aren't bad. bk, i used to really like years ago but have gotten away from
I like 5 guys and smashburger... I dunno if they are really big enough to be considered national chains though
Heard good things about 5 Guys and Smashburger
DanZero
2011-12-28 02:56:34 PM
netringer
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Fark: He paid for his meal with a
credit card
$2 bill
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FTFY
Sim Tree
2011-12-28 03:14:51 PM
Actually, I'm not entirely convinced a crime occured. It seems to me, from the article, that he paid with a fifty, which the clerk thought was counterfit; who then went 'in the back' to double check, through some unexplained process/person, finally vanishing entirely with the 50 without so much as a by-your-leave. The guy, after waiting for the counter clerk for a long period of time, without at least getting his fifty back or a food order taken, or at the very least the manager, took 50 dollars from the register and left the mcDonald's to solve their own internal issues.
domo_kun_sai
2011-12-28 10:35:17 PM
They have the license plate #, a video, full descriptions and still have not caught the thief?
Great police work.
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