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(Daily Mail) Followup Tiger Woods' former mistress Rachel Uchitel announces she's five months pregnant   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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bulldg4life
2011-12-28 10:29:14 AM
Rachel was first married to Steven Ehrenkranz, a childhood schoolmate and trader on the New York Stock Exchange, for just four months in 2004.

She was later engaged to investment banker James Andrew O'Grady, who died in the September 11 attacks.

The September 11th attacks that happened after 2004? Or, she was engaged to a 5yo corpse?
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:44:50 AM
I guess you can go back.
 
Ender's [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:59:46 AM
The term "celebrity" used to be so much cooler.
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:03:38 AM
GooberMcFly: I guess you can go back.

*golfclap*

/also: who FARKin' cares?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:15:13 AM
And the waitress at the Perkins in Windermere he was nailing is out of a job. They closed the "Flapjack Floosy's" restaurant.

/mom manages a day spa at the same location
//several of his holes are her customers
 
SoCalSurfer
2011-12-28 11:37:54 AM
If I had 600 million, I'd bang toothless crack addicted waitresses from wafflehouse too
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:46:51 AM
SoCalSurfer: If I had 600 million, I'd bang toothless crack addicted waitresses from wafflehouse too

That's when you knew he had a real problem, and wasn't just living large.
 
Rwa2play
2011-12-28 01:45:30 PM
images.cheezburger.com

/oblig
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-28 01:49:19 PM
First 2 pics look nasty since her lips look all Nikki Coxy. Her older pics further down the article look better.
 
nmiguy
2011-12-28 01:59:16 PM
They let this woman reproduce? Egads!
 
MAYORBOB
2011-12-28 02:03:42 PM
FTA -- "They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she's pregnant!"

She was drugged with a baby?
 
Skarekrough
2011-12-28 02:05:53 PM
MAYORBOB: FTA -- "They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she's pregnant!"

She was drugged with a baby?

"...more likely than you think!"
 
Rude Turnip
2011-12-28 02:18:21 PM
Jesus Christ, she looks like trash...why, Tiger, WHY???
 
Henry Holland
2011-12-28 02:20:30 PM
FTA: 'She found out she was pregnant when she auditioned for The Amazing Race,' a source confirmed to Life & Style Magazine. 'They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she's pregnant!'

I love TAR, thank FSM those two chuckleheads won't be on it.
 
minoridiot
2011-12-28 02:41:13 PM
This belongs on the "White trash whore looking for attention" tab, not the Entertainment tab.
 
Just_a_Bear
2011-12-28 02:42:20 PM
aww, lovely baby bump. even if I don't know who she is.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 02:48:54 PM
FTA: 'She found out she was pregnant when she auditioned for The Amazing Race,' a source confirmed to Life & Style Magazine. 'They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she's pregnant!'

Keoghan can Philiminate someone into pregnancy.

Your move, Holy Ghost.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2011-12-28 02:49:59 PM
Henry Holland: FTA: 'She found out she was pregnant when she auditioned for The Amazing Race,' a source confirmed to Life & Style Magazine. 'They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she's pregnant!'

I love TAR, thank FSM those two chuckleheads won't be on it.

Yeah that would have been reality show tragedy gold if she managed to hide that part and miscarried during one of the stages.

/don't look at me like that. Y'all know the producers would be foaming at the mouth and drooling.
 
steamingpile
2011-12-28 02:54:16 PM
OregonVet: GooberMcFly: I guess you can go back.

*golfclap*

/also: who FARKin' cares?

Im more concerned that tiger farked someone that looked like a tranny, seriously what is wrong with rich/powerful men farking dianne. Clinton and tiger both should have pulled hotter pussy than the two dianne they were farking.
 
Dialectic
2011-12-28 02:55:42 PM
Checking out her bump: Rachel Uchitel, seen here with new husband Matt Hahn, has announced she is five months pregnant

Only a henpecked dude would be celebrating some ho's fetus celebration. Yo, she's had more dicks in her than a rest-stop glory hole.
 
sotua
2011-12-28 03:03:33 PM
bulldg4life: Rachel was first married to Steven Ehrenkranz, a childhood schoolmate and trader on the New York Stock Exchange, for just four months in 2004.

She was later engaged to investment banker James Andrew O'Grady, who died in the September 11 attacks.

The September 11th attacks that happened after 2004? Or, she was engaged to a 5yo corpse?

headbangorgtfo.files.wordpress.com
 
Dick Gozinya
2011-12-28 03:04:41 PM
What is a Rachel Uchitel? Is it similar to a Justin Bieber?

Why does anyone care about this vapid twat and who or what knocked her up?
 
Doomed
2011-12-28 03:12:13 PM
Hey, everyone, I'm pregnant too! HEY EVERYONE! LOOOOOOK!

I'm not pregnant. I don't even have a uterus. Or a vagina. ButLOOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEE!
 
Pants_Optional
2011-12-28 03:17:29 PM
MAYORBOB: FTA -- "They were going to try out to be a couple on the show, and when she had a drug test, it came back positive that she's pregnant!"

She was drugged with a baby?

Is.. is that how it works?

/Babby formed, etc.
 
groppet
2011-12-28 03:18:29 PM
She went into cougar mode and married a 26 yr old
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 03:22:45 PM
Doomed: Hey, everyone, I'm pregnant too! HEY EVERYONE! LOOOOOOK!

That's the premise of "Teen Mom"/"Kate Plus Eight"/"Dugger Clown Car"
 
kingflower
2011-12-28 03:43:07 PM
Rachel Uchitel.....Celebrity Whore.
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-28 03:55:25 PM
i1045.photobucket.com

/Q&H with paint
 
GratuityIncluded
2011-12-28 05:06:56 PM
kingflower: Rachel Uchitel.....Celebrity Whore.

Just, whore.
 
I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984 [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 05:49:05 PM
Oblig...

www.lionsdenu.com
 
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2011-12-28 06:11:01 PM
She wasn't a mistress, she was a cumbucket.
She farked dudes who should know better
for money, to be able to afford
her plastic surgery.

I *still* don't believe she ever loved that
dude who died when the Towers fell.
He was just a means to an end, in life
and in death: cash money.
 
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2011-12-28 06:13:21 PM
minoridiot: This belongs on the "White trash whore looking for attention" tab, not the Entertainment tab.

She's a jew. Aren't there special designations for jew trash, as opposed to regular christian trash?
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-28 06:17:10 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: minoridiot: This belongs on the "White trash whore looking for attention" tab, not the Entertainment tab.

She's a jew. Aren't there special designations for jew trash, as opposed to regular christian trash?

Farking. Thread. Over.
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-28 06:38:40 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: minoridiot: This belongs on the "White trash whore looking for attention" tab, not the Entertainment tab.

She's a jew. Aren't there special designations for jew trash, as opposed to regular christian trash?

Actually, now that I think about it; there is.

Jew trash lives in the outskirts of WPB on Okeechobee Blvd. by the fairgrounds in DiVosta housing.

Christian trash lives in Okeechobee by the lake in trailers.
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-12-28 07:27:54 PM
She's fark ugly
 
Dughan [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 07:41:05 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: She wasn't a mistress, she was a cumbucket.
She farked dudes who should know better
for money, to be able to afford
her plastic surgery.

I *still* don't believe she ever loved that
dude who died when the Towers fell.
He was just a means to an end, in life
and in death: cash money.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
expobill
2011-12-28 10:25:11 PM
I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Oblig...

[www.lionsdenu.com image 505x720]

forwarded by Mike Hunt
 
SharkTrager
2011-12-28 11:30:51 PM
Not it!
 
cookiefleck [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 12:10:37 AM
Good for her? Mazel? What the dark does it matter?! Shiat!
 
hasty ambush
2011-12-29 08:37:39 AM
minoridiot: This belongs on the "White trash whore looking for attention" tab, not the Entertainment tab.

We better not get a "White trash whore looking for attention" tab before we get a Food tab and a gun pron tab
 
Mangoose
2011-12-29 11:43:59 AM
Wait. I f the ehernkranz she married went to collegiate than i went to school with that guy. Different grades though. Think he was in one of my brothers' grades.
 
downtownkid
2011-12-29 03:14:00 PM
We shouldn't refer to her as "former mistress", that's rude. Use her job title instead, "whore".
 
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