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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Woman jumps barriers, pets elephants at zoo. She sounds flat   (ktla.com) divider line 14
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2011-12-28 10:24:47 AM  
doesn't get trampled...

Dumbo, I am disappoint.
 
2011-12-28 10:25:18 AM  
These elephants will never forget this moment...

/got nothin'
 
2011-12-28 10:29:34 AM  
They're having these GOP debates everywhere, aren't they?
 
2011-12-28 10:29:52 AM  
FTFA barriers specifically meant to keep people like her out

How did that work out for you?
 
2011-12-28 10:33:16 AM  

skinink: They're having these GOP debates everywhere, aren't they?


*clap*
 
2011-12-28 10:50:18 AM  
Maybe she bought the zoo.
 
2011-12-28 11:04:32 AM  
Junk with the trunks?
 
2011-12-28 11:29:54 AM  
She needed treatment for various mental illnesses, no way.
 
2011-12-28 11:42:28 AM  
Horton hears a ho.
 
2011-12-28 11:43:07 AM  
I patted an elephant once. They smell like armadillos.

It was a youngish female that was on tour to raise money for an elephant sanctuary. No one else was there yet, so I hung around and watched them feed her breakfast, she took a liking to me and the keeper said 'Since she likes you, you can feed and play with her, just don't get under her chin or she'll panic'.

They like having the little hairs on the end of their trunks tickled. At least, she did.

/put that nose up here and see what happens
//reaches...reaches...
///tickle tickle tickle
////squee! rocks back and forth curling her trunk up
//repeat as necessary
 
2011-12-28 11:51:41 AM  
I got to ride bareback on an elephant one time for a circus promotion. You don't realize just how wide those creatures are. It was like doing a split, very uncomfortable.
 
2011-12-28 12:15:15 PM  

erewhon: I patted an elephant once. They smell like armadillos.

It was a youngish female that was on tour to raise money for an elephant sanctuary. No one else was there yet, so I hung around and watched them feed her breakfast, she took a liking to me and the keeper said 'Since she likes you, you can feed and play with her, just don't get under her chin or she'll panic'.

They like having the little hairs on the end of their trunks tickled. At least, she did.

/put that nose up here and see what happens
//reaches...reaches...
///tickle tickle tickle
////squee! rocks back and forth curling her trunk up
//repeat as necessary


That sounds like it was an awesome experience. I am more than a little jealous.
 
2011-12-28 12:34:13 PM  
What a flat woman may look like

s9.thisnext.com
 
2011-12-28 01:54:29 PM  
Damn I hate crazy people.
 
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