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(Some Guy) Scary Gillingham FC midfielder Chris Whelpdale doubtful for next match after splitting his scrotum during a 2-1 win over Crawley. The Aristocrats   (lastangryfan.com) divider line 15
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Great Dane
2011-12-28 10:44:46 AM
thecoexistcafe.com
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:03:31 AM
And a tidal wave of men cringing swept across the land...
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:08:37 AM
That's a bad weekend.
 
Anderson's Pooper
2011-12-28 11:17:03 AM
Between this story and the "ball-cutter" fish on the main page, my sack has retreated into my body.

/Mangled scrotum trifecta in play
 
expobill
2011-12-28 11:33:27 AM
Rectum?......it killed him!
 
redmid17
2011-12-28 11:39:32 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Will he spend the night before the wedding with the bride?
 
Maurooned
2011-12-28 12:25:21 PM
Yeah, but how much grass diving and theatrical writhing around with hands over his face was there?
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-12-28 12:56:53 PM
Gillingham's Island?
 
Senor Spielbergo
2011-12-28 02:11:41 PM
FTFA:

"Andy Hessenthaler, leaves the midfielder doubtful for the team's next match against Dagenham & Redbridge.

I think that's kind of obvious seeing that the man had his ball bag ripped open during a match."

"Kind of obvious?"... I dunno...

ask Sami Salo about playing with a busted sack

Undisclosed groin-area injury (new window)

/He played the next freakin' game!
//watching him sitting on the bench in obvious discomfort the next game was not a pleasant sight.
///ballsy move
 
sephjnr
2011-12-28 02:39:15 PM
At least the chairs on the subs bench didn't have wooden slats...
 
paj
2011-12-28 03:35:15 PM
Wuss.
www.badassoftheweek.com
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Senor Spielbergo
2011-12-28 03:53:57 PM
paj: Wuss.
[www.badassoftheweek.com image 250x250]
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F*CK
 
virulent_loser
2011-12-28 11:33:52 PM
paj: Wuss.

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so is that really his ballsack on the cover of his biography or just the knee of the guy behind him?
 
paj
2011-12-29 12:02:42 AM
virulent_loser: paj: Wuss.

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so is that really his ballsack on the cover of his biography or just the knee of the guy behind him?

Hah! Good catch, but no, tis but a knee.
 
wjmorris3
2011-12-29 11:47:36 PM
I suspect given we're not sure he has a pair anymore, that he prefers drinking from glass.
 
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