hole in the wall


Sounds like a gang.

Once inside, they tore open the ATMs and stole all of the cash.

Kudos. That's not easy. ATMs are essentially safes with a computer bolted on top of it.

Wow, you don't see good ol' fashioned bank robberies like that anymore

Top notch job. Bravo.

How did they disarm the alarm without setting it off? Sounds like an inside job.

Nice job, folks. frkk the 1%.

Slippery Jim DiGriz wanted for questioning; cannot be located by authorities.

SurfaceTension: That's only a couple miles from my house. I go by that shopping center regularly. Interesting. Wonder if anyone I know of was involved.

LOL, that's where I bank too.

/brofist

The festival was over and the boys were all planning for a fall
The cabaret was quiet except for the drilling in the wall
The curfew had been lifted and the gambling wheel shut down
Anyone with any sense had already left town
He was standing in the doorway looking like the Jack of Hearts.

//I'll save you the rest of the copy pasta and queue this song up for myself

Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Yeeks, that's way too close to home for my taste.

/How many neighbors do we have here?

bravian: Once inside, they tore open the ATMs and stole all of the cash.

Kudos. That's not easy. ATMs are essentially safes with a computer bolted on top of it.

I don't know subby, you think the blowing a hole in a wall and cutting wires left and right might have something to do with the communications issue?

Triskadekaphilia: Yeeks, that's way too close to home for my taste.

/How many neighbors do we have here?

Woodbridge Fark party?

Police say the bank robbers disarmed the alarm system and also cut the feed to the bank's surveillance cameras before breaking in.

It's good to see Americans taking pride in their work again. Not too long ago, this would have been done by some redneck who backed his truck through the front window and left his bumper and license plate behind after staring directly at the camera for a good 10 seconds.

"How did they disarm the alarm without setting it off? Sounds like an inside job."
Probably cut all the lines and jammed the cell backup.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Triskadekaphilia: Yeeks, that's way too close to home for my taste.

/How many neighbors do we have here?

Woodbridge Fark party?

I recommend Hibachi Grill for that, the sushi's pretty good. :) Not sure about drinking, though.

When crime becomes art.

SurfaceTension: Triskadekaphilia: /How many neighbors do we have here?

FTGodWin: Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LOL, that's where I bank too.

Roxy Monoxide: /Ahh Good ol' Woodbridge.

Looks like at least 5 of us so far.

/Woodbridge Fark party?

I think it's down to figuring out when/where/who's posting bail after.

LandOfChocolate: Wow, you don't see good ol' fashioned bank robberies like that anymore

Totally. If it were my gang, we would have all been wearing berets, black-and-white striped shirts, and masks.

justanotherfarkinfarker: "How did they disarm the alarm without setting it off? Sounds like an inside job."
Probably cut all the lines and jammed the cell backup.

Go on.......

BuckTurgidson: LandOfChocolate: Wow, you don't see good ol' fashioned bank robberies like that anymore

Totally. If it were my gang, we would have all been wearing berets, black-and-white striped shirts, and masks.



Bomb Voyage wanted for questioning.

Jingle Strangle: [bluntobject.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Nice job, folks. frkk the 1%.

Except the money is insured and the "savings" are passed on to us.

Looks like it's one in a series; at least one, maybe two, other hits in the DC area. I can't decide whether to sit back and be impressed that they're making a movie-style B&E actually work or place bets on how long before they're caught.

I'm in ... but not at the Hibachi Grill. No beer.

Tim's Rivershore?

Jynxed: Jingle Strangle: [bluntobject.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Nice job, folks. frkk the 1%.

Except the money is insured and the "savings" are passed on to us.

This whole sarcasm thing is overrated.

Thirded on Tim's. Jan 6th or 7th?

SurfaceTension: Triskadekaphilia: /How many neighbors do we have here?

FTGodWin: Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LOL, that's where I bank too.

Roxy Monoxide: /Ahh Good ol' Woodbridge.

Looks like at least 5 of us so far.

/Woodbridge Fark party?

I'm down in Quantico right now, and after work I'll be driving up to DC. Right on the way for me.

SurfaceTension: Triskadekaphilia: /How many neighbors do we have here?

FTGodWin: Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LOL, that's where I bank too.

Roxy Monoxide: /Ahh Good ol' Woodbridge.

Looks like at least 5 of us so far.

/Woodbridge Fark party?

FARK.com: where a robbery thread turns into a party. Good times.

Triskadekaphilia: SurfaceTension: Triskadekaphilia: /How many neighbors do we have here?

FTGodWin: Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LOL, that's where I bank too.

Roxy Monoxide: /Ahh Good ol' Woodbridge.

Looks like at least 5 of us so far.

/Woodbridge Fark party?

I think it's down to figuring out when/where/who's posting bail after.

I'm from the Maryland side of DC but I'd gladly drive down to make fun of you for living in Virginia, for your horrendous driving, for not having a football team but having a NASCAR track, for saying "Northern Virginia is different than the rest of Virginia", for the "Shore". After which you can all make fun of me for my horrendous driving, for Balmore, for the Ravens, for PG County, for Marion Barry, for the word Hon, for the "Shore". Then all those who are native can make fun of all us pompous jerks who moved here on purpose for jobs. Then all of us will make fun of the worthless sacks who couldn't manage to move away from this shiat hole. Then we can all make fun of the Redskins.

rabidarmadillo24: SurfaceTension: Triskadekaphilia: /How many neighbors do we have here?

FTGodWin: Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LOL, that's where I bank too.

Roxy Monoxide: /Ahh Good ol' Woodbridge.

Looks like at least 5 of us so far.

/Woodbridge Fark party?

I'm down in Quantico right now, and after work I'll be driving up to DC. Right on the way for me.

Just letting you guys know I'm going to break into all your houses while you're at the Fark party.

does it say anything about the safe being cleared out? I only saw the ATMs mentioned.

//details

One Bad Apple: rabidarmadillo24: SurfaceTension: Triskadekaphilia: /How many neighbors do we have here?

FTGodWin: Hey, that's my credit union! I'm a victim! Waaaaaaaah

Prank Call of Cthulhu: LOL, that's where I bank too.

Roxy Monoxide: /Ahh Good ol' Woodbridge.

Looks like at least 5 of us so far.

/Woodbridge Fark party?

I'm down in Quantico right now, and after work I'll be driving up to DC. Right on the way for me.

Just letting you guys know I'm going to break into all your houses while you're at the Fark party.

Recommend not doing mine. House won't be empty and we like guns. :-D

Jan 6th or 7th at Tim's works great for me. Somebody pick one.

justanotherfarkinfarker: "How did they disarm the alarm without setting it off? Sounds like an inside job."
Probably cut all the lines and jammed the cell backup.

Except loss of communication is a fault and for a bank it would be treated as an alarm and a response would be sent.

Oliver Twisted: justanotherfarkinfarker: "How did they disarm the alarm without setting it off? Sounds like an inside job."
Probably cut all the lines and jammed the cell backup.

Except loss of communication is a fault and for a bank it would be treated as an alarm and a response would be sent.

Which means you have to know the response time.