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(Some Guy) Sick If your boyfriend asks you to prove your love to him by having oral sex with a 7 year old girl in front of him, in order for him to leave his wife, you might get the dumbass tag. If you really do it, you get the sick tag   (ksee24.com) divider line 138
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2011-12-28 10:07:49 AM
Well, that's three more people to add to "general population".

The guy and the mistress, of course, and the wife for not reporting it.
 
2011-12-28 10:13:15 AM
Aw, man. WTF?
 
2011-12-28 10:13:22 AM
Sick tag trumps Florida tag, but just barely.
 
2011-12-28 10:14:11 AM
Why only picture the woman?
 
2011-12-28 10:14:30 AM
I_Am_Weasel: Well, that's three more people to add to "general population".

The guy and the mistress, of course, and the wife for not reporting it.


According to TFA (unless i'm reading it wrong) the wife didn't report ANOTHER case of it, not even this one!

What the farking fark is wrong with people!?
 
2011-12-28 10:18:13 AM
media.ksee24.com3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-28 10:18:40 AM
He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.
Geeze how do some women get this broken?
 
2011-12-28 10:18:46 AM
The husband and the mistress should be beaten about the head and face with a sock full of quarters. The wife should be beaten about the head and face with a sock full of marbles.

After that, all three of them go in a lead-lined pit.
 
2011-12-28 10:19:28 AM
Mandatory castration for sick farks like this guy. And as far as the woman Im thinking full frontal lobotomy because lets face it if shes that farking stupid there isnt anything that she is going to add to society. The wife... good lord Im running out of things here safe to say that IMHO the whole lot of them would be better off dead!
 
2011-12-28 10:20:47 AM
Diogenes: Why only picture the woman?

There's a picture of the guy in the "For more on this story, CLICK HERE. " page.

i.dailymail.co.uk
How you doin'?
 
2011-12-28 10:20:50 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.

I don't think so. Not if he asked another mistress to do it. He's a misogynist with power and control issues.
 
2011-12-28 10:21:30 AM
degenerate-afro: Diogenes: Why only picture the woman?

There's a picture of the guy in the "For more on this story, CLICK HERE. " page.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x493]
How you doin'?


Looks about right.
 
2011-12-28 10:21:38 AM
Damn Florida, it just don't stop.
 
2011-12-28 10:21:40 AM
Kissimmee, Florida

Things would have been much better if they stuck to kissim each other.
 
2011-12-28 10:21:52 AM
This creep should have his balls forcibly removed, while the witch should have a pair forcibly attached. Then set fire to them both. After that they should stand trial.
 
2011-12-28 10:21:54 AM
Whenever I read something like this, I can't help but think:

img171.imageshack.us

"We're not going to make it, are we? People, I mean."
 
2011-12-28 10:22:04 AM
No worries, Santa will get 'em next year with a stocking full of coal.
 
2011-12-28 10:23:11 AM
Diogenes: Why only picture the woman?

If you click the more on this story they have a pic of the guy. He is no winner that is for sure.

I guess stupid has to be a factor here, because logic would tell you that a guy who is cheating on his wife with you and a 7 year old girl is not likely to provide you with a stable caring relationship. Where did the 7 year old come from?
 
2011-12-28 10:23:21 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.
Geeze how do some women get this broken?


And you're "prolly" a misogynistic pig if you think the woman is the only one in this story who is broken.
 
2011-12-28 10:24:33 AM
2012 Christmas List.
Dear Santa,
1. please kill these people.
2. burn their corpses
 
2011-12-28 10:25:39 AM
Evil-Imposter: This creep should have his balls forcibly removed, while the witch should have a pair forcibly attached. Then set fire to them both. After that they should stand trial.

Don't forget the Wife, who found videos of him with the seven year old girl, and just decided not to report it.

Some people are broken, and can't be fixed... We should be allowed to cull those people.
 
2011-12-28 10:26:04 AM
Profedius: Where did the 7 year old come from?

Indeed. That's missing from the story. And apparently he totes around this girl all over the place, at least since last February. All three of these people need to die.
 
2011-12-28 10:26:44 AM
degenerate-afro: Diogenes: Why only picture the woman?

There's a picture of the guy in the "For more on this story, CLICK HERE. " page.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x493]
How you doin'?


Is it just me, or does he look like Brian Urlacher?

chicagoist.com
 
2011-12-28 10:29:49 AM
Need Help Soonish: Evil-Imposter: This creep should have his balls forcibly removed, while the witch should have a pair forcibly attached. Then set fire to them both. After that they should stand trial.

Don't forget the Wife, who found videos of him with the seven year old girl, and just decided not to report it.

Some people are broken, and can't be fixed... We should be allowed to cull those people.


Couldn't agree with you more. Hopefully that little girl doesn't fall into the "can't be fixed" category. Poor kid. The wife had oughta be locked in a room, covered in ground beef and her only company should be an underfed pitfull.
 
2011-12-28 10:31:18 AM
I'd say put all 3 in general population with nothing on but a ball gag and handcuffs.
 
2011-12-28 10:31:52 AM
i242.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 10:37:03 AM
KJUW89: degenerate-afro: Diogenes: Why only picture the woman?

There's a picture of the guy in the "For more on this story, CLICK HERE. " page.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x493]
How you doin'?

Is it just me, or does he look like Brian Urlacher?

[chicagoist.com image 445x297]


"Son, I am pervert."
 
2011-12-28 10:38:07 AM
I am tired of stories like this, but I am also tired of journalists who cannot understand that you cannot have "sex" of any kind with a 7 year old. Dammit call it rape, which is what it is. It does not matter if it is oral contact or penetration, it is not sex it is rape you farkheads.

/off soapbox
 
2011-12-28 10:38:40 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.
Geeze how do some women get this broken?


Did you just say "lone behold"?
 
2011-12-28 10:39:17 AM
Florida tag seen loading it's gun and posting rants about vigilante justice on Facebook.
 
2011-12-28 10:39:56 AM
(DAILY MAIL)

Stopped reading this no-doubt bullshiat story right there.
 
2011-12-28 10:41:32 AM
Okay, let me first day what happened was sick and disgusting. They should all burn in hell.

Saying that, does anyone else want a girlfriend who would literally do ANYTHING to please you? I mean, he asked her to do that and she did to make him happy. I mean... damn.

Sign me up?
 
2011-12-28 10:42:50 AM
Evil-Imposter: Need Help Soonish: Evil-Imposter: This creep should have his balls forcibly removed, while the witch should have a pair forcibly attached. Then set fire to them both. After that they should stand trial.

Don't forget the Wife, who found videos of him with the seven year old girl, and just decided not to report it.

Some people are broken, and can't be fixed... We should be allowed to cull those people.

Couldn't agree with you more. Hopefully that little girl doesn't fall into the "can't be fixed" category. Poor kid. The wife had oughta be locked in a room, covered in ground beef and her only company should be an underfed pitfull.


As someone who lives an hour away from a Navajo Reservation, I shall simply say, there are ways of dealing with all three that are make medieval torture devices seem down right civilised in comparison.

We should just drop these three off naked, with their crimes written in their skin in sharpie.

Problem solved.
 
2011-12-28 10:43:01 AM
Mayor Bee: Random Anonymous Blackmail: He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.
Geeze how do some women get this broken?

Did you just say "lone behold"?


And "prolly". And he thinks it's reasonable for a man to try to break up with a woman by pretending to offer up a seven year old for oral sex and then to be simply shocked when she calls his bluff.
 
2011-12-28 10:43:21 AM
What is this, I don't even...
 
2011-12-28 10:43:22 AM
Just farking kill them dead. Get them off this planet.
 
2011-12-28 10:43:56 AM
I_Am_Weasel: The guy and the mistress, of course, and the wife for not reporting it.

Help me out. Are we playing by "Penn State" rules here?


/honestly. What is this? I don't even.
 
2011-12-28 10:44:10 AM
eddiesocket
Random Anonymous Blackmail: He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.
Geeze how do some women get this broken?

And you're "prolly" a misogynistic pig if you think the woman is the only one in this story who is broken.


No I think this guy has a basket full of problems also, I was more thinking how would a woman or 2 be so deeply taken by a guy that she would do this instead of telling him to get bent.

And I don't need to defend myself against your misdirected hostility asshole.
 
2011-12-28 10:44:47 AM
davion2308: Okay, let me first day what happened was sick and disgusting. They should all burn in hell.

Saying that, does anyone else want a girlfriend who would literally do ANYTHING to please you? I mean, he asked her to do that and she did to make him happy. I mean... damn.

Sign me up?


Yeah...you should just get a dog.
 
2011-12-28 10:49:47 AM
Mayor Bee: Random Anonymous Blackmail: He was prolly looking for a way to dump her thinking that she would never do something as nasty as that and lone behold.
Geeze how do some women get this broken?

Did you just say "lone behold"?


that's "lone bee hold"
 
2011-12-28 10:49:48 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail: No I think this guy has a basket full of problems also, I was more thinking how would a woman or 2 be so deeply taken by a guy that she would do this instead of telling him to get bent.

And I don't need to defend myself against your misdirected hostility asshole.


And there you go again. Somehow it's the women who are sole focus of your ire, though to your credit, you seem to have backed away for the absurd premise that the guy was just trying to come up with a clever way to break up with her.
 
2011-12-28 10:50:11 AM
davion2308: Okay, let me first day what happened was sick and disgusting. They should all burn in hell.

Saying that, does anyone else want a girlfriend who would literally do ANYTHING to please you? I mean, he asked her to do that and she did to make him happy. I mean... damn.

Sign me up?


Honestly... no.

I mean, that kind of insane loyalty is probably satisfying to the ego, but man, I honestly want a girl who has enough self respect to say no. Enough of a perverted streak to occasionally let me have one of my little porno fantasies come true, sure, but not some girl who will "do anything for me."

And just remember: DO NOT STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. If he/she is insane enough to do crazy stuff for your love, just imagine what crazy shiat they will do to you should you get tired of the crazy shiat they currently do.
 
2011-12-28 10:51:59 AM
davion2308: Okay, let me first day what happened was sick and disgusting. They should all burn in hell.

Saying that, does anyone else want a girlfriend who would literally do ANYTHING to please you? I mean, he asked her to do that and she did to make him happy. I mean... damn.

Sign me up?


Egh, that's a mixed bag your getting into.

Is she doing it because she really loves you that much? Or is it a show to keep you interested until she get her beloved ring? Is she in love? Or obsessed? And most importantly, after you get tired of having one way conversations with a woman with the personality of a wet dish rag, is she gonna get all stabby when you dump her and move on?
 
2011-12-28 10:56:16 AM
Is there a female version of pedo bear? This thread needs it.
 
2011-12-28 10:56:45 AM
Lone behold we have some sick farkers in our society.
 
2011-12-28 10:57:35 AM
Snow Monkey: What the farking fark is wrong with people!?

Well, in the case of these three, they're still breathing.
 
2011-12-28 11:00:54 AM
vudukungfu: Snow Monkey: What the farking fark is wrong with people!?

Well, in the case of these three, they're still breathing.


Indeed.
 
2011-12-28 11:03:05 AM
Need Help Soonish: Evil-Imposter: Need Help Soonish: Evil-Imposter: This creep should have his balls forcibly removed, while the witch should have a pair forcibly attached. Then set fire to them both. After that they should stand trial.

Don't forget the Wife, who found videos of him with the seven year old girl, and just decided not to report it.

Some people are broken, and can't be fixed... We should be allowed to cull those people.

Couldn't agree with you more. Hopefully that little girl doesn't fall into the "can't be fixed" category. Poor kid. The wife had oughta be locked in a room, covered in ground beef and her only company should be an underfed pitfull.

As someone who lives an hour away from a Navajo Reservation, I shall simply say, there are ways of dealing with all three that are make medieval torture devices seem down right civilised in comparison.

We should just drop these three off naked, with their crimes written in their skin in sharpie.

Problem solved.


Brilliant.
 
2011-12-28 11:06:48 AM
What they did was sick.

People advocating torture on these people are also sick. I am all for locking them up for life and throwing the key away, but enjoying thinking about torturing these people makes you stoop down to their level of uncivilizeness.

There are laws for these kind of situation, and to deal with these type of monsters, no need to lose our humanity because other people denied theirs.

you may now proceed with showing your ITG side.
 
2011-12-28 11:07:04 AM
Mobutu: davion2308: Okay, let me first day what happened was sick and disgusting. They should all burn in hell.

Saying that, does anyone else want a girlfriend who would literally do ANYTHING to please you? I mean, he asked her to do that and she did to make him happy. I mean... damn.

Sign me up?

Honestly... no.

I mean, that kind of insane loyalty is probably satisfying to the ego, but man, I honestly want a girl who has enough self respect to say no. Enough of a perverted streak to occasionally let me have one of my little porno fantasies come true, sure, but not some girl who will "do anything for me."

And just remember: DO NOT STICK IT IN THE CRAZY. If he/she is insane enough to do crazy stuff for your love, just imagine what crazy shiat they will do to you should you get tired of the crazy shiat they currently do.


Right there with you on that one. Most of us long to be with somebody to indulge us in our deepest - and often most strange - desires. But when your desires run "raping a child" strange, you don't need someone to indulge you, you need serious help. Or a lobotomy.
 
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