Most dog related problems can be solved with the use of a shotgun.

Fajitas.

Barking rats.

North Korea

I'm sure they'd find a use for them.

We tie knives to their heads and make them fight in tiny little chihuahua-sized arenas.

I say hang them, then we kill them

use them as food and/or toys for real dogs

I think a coyote ate Jessica Simpson's

I also propose a pet tax. The purchase of a dog that serves no real purpose , meaning it is not used for hunting, service or security, and all cats, ferrets, hamsters etc. be taxed at 50% of value at time of purchase.

Also the purchase of items at speciality stores/si[er markets also be subject a heavy tax with a stupidity surcharge added to things like dog sweaters and hats..

Americans spend about $45 billin a year on their pets

HAHAHAHAHA! My daughter's friend (15) just got a chihuahua for christmas, so she could be like thoise vacuous twats. This just makes it funnier

I'll have the mu goo gui puppy.

hmmmmm, I may have an idea.

Whenever I see those little dogs, this is the only thing I can think of...

Release them into the wild and let nature sort it out.

Maybe they can survive on berries, or something?

The problem with tiny little handbag dogs is the same problem with pit bulls--the dogs themselves are fine, but they tend to be owned by assholes, and assholes make lousy pet owners.

brigid_fitch: A bar in Asbury Park has "Yappy Hour" every Thursday night & Sunday afternoon in the summer. Bring your dog to their patio bar & let them run around. Those goddamn spoiled "handbag dogs" were so out of control, I had to stop bringing my dog. They'd jump all over the other dogs, snap at people, and just generally cause mayhem wherever they went. And their owners thought it was all cute. Yeah, it's all cute until my Great Dane gets sick of their shenanigans and chomps one in half. However, it would then be MY fault, so I just stopped going.

So the bar is having "small dog only" night on Wed. Good--you and your living accessories can annoy the f*ck out of each other, leaving responsible dog owners alone.

Why wouldpeople want their dogs (other than serivce dogs) in bars and restuarants with them? Do these people take their plate off the dinner table and go sit by their dog 's bowl and share a meal? WTF? Why would they want to impose their precious animals on others?

It is like people who let their dogs live in the house with them. Animals belong outside. People in third world countries might bring their small herd of goats in with them at night to protect them from predators but there is no reason for this here.

My experience with dog owners is those that think they are responsible are just as bad as those who are not. They are all one in the same. It is like the parent who thinks their precious snowflake does no wrong.

I keep hoping the county will ban dogs form the runnign/hking/biking trails because despite a requirement to do so many dog owners do not pick up after their stupid animals. No much hope though as the animal lobby is strong.

Punt

Those things are food for real dogs. Problem solves itself.

Mmmm Dont mind if do!

hasty ambush: Why wouldpeople want their dogs (other than serivce dogs) in bars and restuarants with them? Do these people take their plate off the dinner table and go sit by their dog 's bowl and share a meal? WTF? Why would they want to impose their precious animals on others?

It is like people who let their dogs live in the house with them. Animals belong outside. People in third world countries might bring their small herd of goats in with them at night to protect them from predators but there is no reason for this here.

My experience with dog owners is those that think they are responsible are just as bad as those who are not. They are all one in the same. It is like the parent who thinks their precious snowflake does no wrong.

I keep hoping the county will ban dogs form the runnign/hking/biking trails because despite a requirement to do so many dog owners do not pick up after their stupid animals. No much hope though as the animal lobby is strong.

No sure if trolling....

Burlap sacks and a body of water

Use them as substitutes for clay pigeons?



It's good to be the king.

Boil them alive to get the fur off, then slow roast with a rosemary dry rub and a crabapple in their mouth for 4 hours at 250.

Gah, my spoiled brat 13-year-old niece just got one of those for that very reason. I fully expect it to be dumped at a shelter within six months. Too bad, really, since the cage would be better punishment for that fool of a girl and her parents.

hasty ambush: brigid_fitch: A bar in Asbury Park has "Yappy Hour" every Thursday night & Sunday afternoon in the summer. Bring your dog to their patio bar & let them run around. Those goddamn spoiled "handbag dogs" were so out of control, I had to stop bringing my dog. They'd jump all over the other dogs, snap at people, and just generally cause mayhem wherever they went. And their owners thought it was all cute. Yeah, it's all cute until my Great Dane gets sick of their shenanigans and chomps one in half. However, it would then be MY fault, so I just stopped going.

So the bar is having "small dog only" night on Wed. Good--you and your living accessories can annoy the f*ck out of each other, leaving responsible dog owners alone.

Why wouldpeople want their dogs (other than serivce dogs) in bars and restuarants with them? Do these people take their plate off the dinner table and go sit by their dog 's bowl and share a meal? WTF? Why would they want to impose their precious animals on others?

I live in NYC and don't have a backyard. In the summer I can bring my dog (a 10 pound havanese) to a cafe after some time at the dog run and spend lunch with him. He's perfectly well behaved; I've trained him since he was a puppy to just sit under my chair while I have lunch. He's happy sniffing the other dogs as they come around and people love to pet him. There are restaurants (Barking Dog, The Yard, Mudspot, etc) that specialize in creating a dog-friendly atmosphere. There's only a few that don't allow dogs in NYC.

I just got a shelter chihuahua though, and have a feeling with his disposition he won't be joining us on our lunches unfortunately.

Ooohh, oooh, can I have them if you're done with them?



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"You rang?"

Red sprinkles in the soylant green?

autonoe: Gah, my spoiled brat 13-year-old niece just got one of those for that very reason. I fully expect it to be dumped at a shelter within six months.

Agreed. If it isn't due to imitating a celebrity, it is because they saw a movie about dogs or because someone else in their life got one and they're jealous.

Unfortunately, once the novelty wears off, they're not always taken to a shelter where someone else can adopt them. Many families will just kick the dog outside after that point and it essentially rots in the back yard. Then you get all of the nasty behavioral issues that stem from the isolation, like barking and aggression towards people on the other side of the fence.

A friend of mine wanted a rescue dog and she said the whole kennel was chihuahuas. Pretty depressing to me.

/not so csb

My little furballs are calm and relaxed. It's how you train them.

Snake food.