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(Daily Mail) Followup "I'm still depressed over the fact that my mom ordered the white iPhone 4s instead of the black one for me." And other ungrateful tweets   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 323
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2011-12-28 08:54:09 AM
Talk about First-World problems.
 
2011-12-28 08:58:55 AM
This is what happens when you base your culture on consumerist materialism.
 
2011-12-28 09:02:01 AM
Aarontology: This is what happens when you base your culture on consumerist materialism.

True enough, but there have always been spoiled kids in abundance. The difference is that now, thanks to the internet, we all get to see their whining.
 
2011-12-28 09:04:23 AM
St_Francis_P: The difference is that now, thanks to the internet, we all get to see their whining.

Good point. now all their friends can retweet their first world problems.
 
2011-12-28 09:20:59 AM
If my child biatched about the color of her iPhone, she'd be back to two tin cans and a piece of string.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 09:28:03 AM
Has anybody proved these to be real or fake yet?
 
2011-12-28 09:46:36 AM
SundaesChild: If my child biatched about the color of her iPhone, she'd be back to two tin cans and a piece of string.

Do you think it's wise to hand your child a garrot?
 
2011-12-28 10:02:45 AM
Can they all sue Lexus and the ad agency that makes the "big red bow" commercials and not get a dime, but instead get a judicial edict that those commercials are banned for eternity?
 
2011-12-28 10:06:37 AM
ZAZ: Has anybody proved these to be real or fake yet?

@fart (great name) retweeted shiat like this all day on xmas. I went to a few profiles, and all the ones i saw were legit.
 
2011-12-28 10:09:12 AM
If I ever have a kid who does something like that, I'll tweet them upside their farking heads.
 
2011-12-28 10:23:16 AM
It sucks when your mom thinks you're ghey.
 
2011-12-28 10:25:51 AM
Elvis_Bogart: Talk about First-World problems.

Indeed. Of course, I feel like a hypocrite saying so, since I'm irritated about the Kindle I got and about the jewelry I got.

Love the kindle, but I'd just gotten an iphone the week before to run apps for a side project for work - and the Kindle Fire is Android, so it could have run the apps w/o the monthly plan. No, I didn't have a cell phone before. I'd needed one, but had been thinking Tracfone to save money.

As for the jewelry, I have a nickel allergy, so knowing someone that has a history of buying me gifts I can't use bought me diamond jewelry kinda bothers me. Last year it was $100 in bath supplies, and all the liquids had aloe (another allergen).

So I complain, but I feel like an ass for doing so.
 
2011-12-28 10:29:01 AM
Exception Collection: Elvis_Bogart: Talk about First-World problems.

Indeed. Of course, I feel like a hypocrite saying so, since I'm irritated about the Kindle I got and about the jewelry I got.

Love the kindle, but I'd just gotten an iphone the week before to run apps for a side project for work - and the Kindle Fire is Android, so it could have run the apps w/o the monthly plan. No, I didn't have a cell phone before. I'd needed one, but had been thinking Tracfone to save money.

As for the jewelry, I have a nickel allergy, so knowing someone that has a history of buying me gifts I can't use bought me diamond jewelry kinda bothers me. Last year it was $100 in bath supplies, and all the liquids had aloe (another allergen).

So I complain, but I feel like an ass for doing so.


I've got allergies to nickel and aloe too. Maybe we're related. :-D
 
2011-12-28 10:42:14 AM
Exception Collection:

So I complain, but I feel like an ass for doing so.


It's not really a complaint though. It's just correcting an error. If you can't use what you got, there isn't any point in keeping it, that just doesn't make sense. Good money is being spent on these items and it would be a waste if the items weren't used.

Now, if it was about getting an emerald when you wanted a sapphire, that might be complaining.
 
2011-12-28 11:59:49 AM
I_Am_Weasel: It's not really a complaint though. It's just correcting an error. If you can't use what you got, there isn't any point in keeping it, that just doesn't make sense. Good money is being spent on these items and it would be a waste if the items weren't used.

Now, if it was about getting an emerald when you wanted a sapphire, that might be complaining.


Doesn't keep me from feeling like an ass for returning them, especially since she bought the jewelry at a huge markup out of town.
 
2011-12-28 12:30:19 PM
Some people should shut their whore mouths.

There's real problems out there...
 
2011-12-28 12:30:56 PM
 
2011-12-28 12:31:21 PM
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2011-12-28 12:31:31 PM
ZAZ: Has anybody proved these to be real or fake yet?

The sad thing is that I didn't even think about that. I just took it as truth 'cause I completely believed it.
 
2011-12-28 12:32:29 PM
Of course she wants a black one. Just to piss off her father.
 
2011-12-28 12:32:44 PM
Twitter is really challenging YouTube for the coveted, "dumbest comments by users" award.
 
2011-12-28 12:32:55 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Exception Collection: Elvis_Bogart: Talk about First-World problems.

Indeed. Of course, I feel like a hypocrite saying so, since I'm irritated about the Kindle I got and about the jewelry I got.

Love the kindle, but I'd just gotten an iphone the week before to run apps for a side project for work - and the Kindle Fire is Android, so it could have run the apps w/o the monthly plan. No, I didn't have a cell phone before. I'd needed one, but had been thinking Tracfone to save money.

As for the jewelry, I have a nickel allergy, so knowing someone that has a history of buying me gifts I can't use bought me diamond jewelry kinda bothers me. Last year it was $100 in bath supplies, and all the liquids had aloe (another allergen).

So I complain, but I feel like an ass for doing so.

I've got allergies to nickel and aloe too. Maybe we're related. :-D


How do you two type through your bubbles?
 
2011-12-28 12:33:14 PM
damn ungrateful little bastards.. our future!

posted this in the other thread:
i40.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-28 12:34:12 PM
You'll put a $30+ case on it like every other user anyway.
 
2011-12-28 12:35:42 PM
Oh, I've only had to threaten to take a toy away once when shown ungratefulness for what they received.

My kids know I donate their old toys they don't play with anymore and throw out the broken and unable to be fixed ones. They know my threat is not an empty one.

I just got done with going through their toy box and cleaning it out. Most of the contents were torn school papers, but there was a fair share of broken toys as well.
 
2011-12-28 12:35:45 PM
if it makes you feel better we have been exporting this kind of attitude to the rest of the world so their kids are going to be spoiled and lazy too.
 
2011-12-28 12:36:03 PM
I'll be honest.... I'm still kind of miffed that I got the 12-pack of CHICKEN Maruchan Cup-0-noodles instead of the SHRIMP.


...it's not that hard
 
2011-12-28 12:36:28 PM
The reason these kids should really hate their parents is for not raising them to realize how good their lives are.
 
2011-12-28 12:36:55 PM
meat0918: Oh, I've only had to threaten to take a toy away once when shown ungratefulness for what they received.

My kids know I donate their old toys they don't play with anymore and throw out the broken and unable to be fixed ones. They know my threat is not an empty one.

I just got done with going through their toy box and cleaning it out. Most of the contents were torn school papers, but there was a fair share of broken toys as well.


What if they become an ascetic to spite you? What then?
 
2011-12-28 12:37:20 PM
I'm going to reply to this thread first with my prediction, then read the article. It's from the Daily Mail, so it's going to be biased. Probably along the lines of "kids are spoiled".
 
2011-12-28 12:37:55 PM
SundaesChild: If my child biatched about the color of her iPhone, she'd be back to two tin cans and a piece of string.

I shutter to think what you'd do if her Bridge Club crossed your lawn. ;-)
 
2011-12-28 12:38:19 PM
My complaint about christmas was I only sold $10k worth of merchandise instead of $15k.
 
2011-12-28 12:38:31 PM
St_Francis_P: Aarontology: This is what happens when you base your culture on consumerist materialism.

True enough, but there have always been spoiled kids in abundance. The difference is that now, thanks to the internet, we all get to see their whining.


And back when I was a kid and complained about things, it was about the thick layer of ice on my bedroom windows, and the moldy bread.
 
2011-12-28 12:38:44 PM
Understandable. I want one that looks like Steve Jobs' coffin.
 
2011-12-28 12:39:10 PM
..yep. Though I'm not changing careers to soothsaying. Too easy.
 
2011-12-28 12:39:28 PM
Aarontology: This is what happens when you base your culture on consumerist materialism.

More true than you know. I know of a couple who always have to have the latest and greatest this or that.

If a neighbor buys a car, they have to go and get a faster car

If one buys a boat, they have to go and buy a bigger boat

But on the inside, they are completely miserable
 
2011-12-28 12:40:33 PM
Kar98: And back when I was a kid and complained about things, it was about the thick layer of ice on my bedroom windows, and the moldy bread.

You had bread? Lucky, lucky.

Aren't you German? I'm guessing you were from the East, then.
 
2011-12-28 12:41:02 PM
RexTalionis: Kar98: And back when I was a kid and complained about things, it was about the thick layer of ice on my bedroom windows, and the moldy bread.

You had bread? Lucky, lucky.

Aren't you German? I'm guessing you were from the East, then.


Yup.
 
2011-12-28 12:41:54 PM
I did post a slightly whiney post. Just that I'd honestly rather not get gifts from my wife's family (or most people for that matter). After 15 years, they still don't know me at all, and I feel bad that they spent their hard earned money (none of them are even well off let alone rich) on something I will never, ever use. I'm rather easy to shop for (booze and gift cards), yet they try to do something "thoughtful", but put zero thought into it.

/Light brown people problems
 
2011-12-28 12:42:06 PM
Trance750: But on the inside, they are completely miserable

Of course.

if your entire sense of self worth could be destroyed by someone else buying something, you'd be miserable too. And deservedly so.
 
2011-12-28 12:42:13 PM
ZAZ: fak

I looked up a few at random. Most seem real. Many are back tracking claiming they were joking.
 
2011-12-28 12:42:23 PM
I don't know, the one about getting earring, a jacket, and $30 compared to her mom's tablet or brother's laptop is kind of crappy since it sounds like she asked for one of those items.

I did biatch a little about getting Skyrim. I wanted it and am super glad I got it, but when I went to sign up for Steam it was down so I had to wait two hours to play then it took forever downloading something, so I complained about how much Steam sucks and that there was a reason I've never asked for games that require it and if I would have known I wouldn't have asked for it.

I didn't complain about the new set of golf irons I didn't ask for, but got anyway because they are super badass. I wish our golf courses would open up since there is no snow on the ground.
 
2011-12-28 12:43:14 PM

Hot Carl To Go


How do you two type through your bubbles?


Wireless?
 
2011-12-28 12:43:15 PM
RexTalionis: meat0918: Oh, I've only had to threaten to take a toy away once when shown ungratefulness for what they received.

My kids know I donate their old toys they don't play with anymore and throw out the broken and unable to be fixed ones. They know my threat is not an empty one.

I just got done with going through their toy box and cleaning it out. Most of the contents were torn school papers, but there was a fair share of broken toys as well.

What if they become an ascetic to spite you? What then?


I'm more worried they'll become hoarders like me, because my parents never did throw out or donated anything, and my paternal grandmother was worse. When she died in 2006, my father found canned goods in the basement from 1973. The peaches were blue fuzzballs. He bought a cheap hazmat getup to clean out the jars because the jars were worth something to collectors...

I have to force myself to toss or donate my old things. This year, I got rid of a couple hundred dollars worth of old computer parts, cables, and Win98/XP software I still had lying around.
 
2011-12-28 12:43:29 PM
Once you go black you never go back.
 
2011-12-28 12:43:47 PM
I gots a white iPhone 4....covered it with a black rubber cover. WTF is that asshat complaining about?
 
2011-12-28 12:44:50 PM
And these are the 99%.......
 
2011-12-28 12:45:13 PM
The best present I got this year is $100 in cash. I'll be living like a king all week! I mean, it's not like I can use cash to pay my delinquent bills.
 
2011-12-28 12:45:58 PM
netcentric: I'll be honest.... I'm still kind of miffed that I got the 12-pack of CHICKEN Maruchan Cup-0-noodles instead of the SHRIMP.


...it's not that hard




Your parents did you a solid. Shrimp is awful.
 
2011-12-28 12:47:00 PM
Every Xmas a wealthy friend of mine always has to ask "SO WHAT DID YOU GET?" meaning from parents. She always gets something spectacular (that she usually has a complaint about). It annoyed the hell out of my friends. It's one thing to mention a nice or exciting present in conversation, and it is quite another to be so... up front and materialistic about it. It honestly always felt like she was comparing and would feel "bad" for us when we told her we didn't get much.

A few years ago I told her after she asked the yearly question that we are in our 30's and that I don't expect gifts from mommy and daddy any more. My family gives eachother little things to open because we enjoy that quality time on Christmas, but I'm on my own and I don't expect them to spend the kind of money they did on me back when I had a wish list for Santa Claus that listed every doll and My Little Pony on earth.

Honestly, at a certain age, you can just buy the things you want, right?
 
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