I thought the picture on the left was of the dude that got robbed.

"... he was approached by two women, one of whom was only wearing a bikini, according to a police affidavit released Tuesday.

She was only wearing it, huh? She wasn't also working it? That's a shame.

Blue diamonds! Purple horseshoes! Crunchy hepatitis!

NuttierThanEver: Aw Hells Naw!

They're "meh" at best. I wouldn't turn them down though. The first one looks like she's bi, so it could be entertaining.

Or in picture form:

When I first saw the photo, I thought the one on the left was the victim ...

Seperated at birth?

I would have what, subby, beat her off with my crutches? Let them buy dildos if they're that horny.

Next time, just go back with an empty purse.

2 chicks at the same time?

Did the dude have like $1,000,000 or something? Cuz that's what it would take for two chicks to double up on a guy like me.

I'd hit it.

With my crutch.

Actually, I think (under the right circumstances) I'd let the one on the right reach into my pants...

That's why I like to walk around with used condoms in my pockets

brap: Police report: While injuries were sustained, there was no need to call the EMTs, as we already had an Amber Lynn's.

*Clap*

brap: Police report: While injuries were sustained, there was no need to call the EMTs, as we already had an Amber Lynn's.

Ahhhh I see what you did there, love it!

One of the chick's names is Amber Lynn McKay...eheheheh..."You shouldn't be doing that, McKay.."

It is sad to see Rachel Maddow sink to that level. Don't they pay her pretty well at MS-NBC?

Old man #1 stops Old man #2 at the entrance to the park in Boca.

Old Man #1: You better be careful in there. A couple of young women are picking pockets. One of them has a huge rack, and she'll run up to you and pretend to hug you so that you're distracted by her breasts rubbing all over you. Then the other one runs her hands all over your crotch while stealing your wallet.

Old Man #2: So you're warning me to stay away from that park?

Old Man #1: No- I just wanted to tell you about it so you could empty your wallet first. I'm going back tomorrow, then Wednesday, then again Thursday... Friday I have physical therapy with Mortie, but we'll catch the early bird and stop by later...

I would bet money that they are a lesbian couple and substance abusers. I am also guessing the blonde was the one in the bikini. I guess I will do the noble thing and allow some other Farker to have these two.

Profedius: I would bet money that they are a lesbian couple and substance abusers. I am also guessing the blonde was the one in the bikini. I guess I will do the noble thing and allow some other Farker to have these two.

This.

What a bikini-clad chick may look like:

Judging by the mugshots, I'll just say the meth is a helluva drug....

That Bieber kid looks pretty bad in the pic on the left.

Profedius: I would bet money that they are a lesbian couple and substance abusers.

You're on! Oh, wait, dammit, I forgot, my wallet got stolen by some bikini-clad chick with a bruise on her forehead.

I thought the one on the left was the male victim... thought maybe he got assault for hitting her with crutches or something.

/what?
//it's early, shut up.

Another example, just to create a sample set.

It's like looking at faces of meth. The after and before shots.

/ things that make you go, bleaugh

DirkTheDaring: Another example, just to create a sample set.

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/needs moar of that sample

Ok, which one is the chick?

DirkTheDaring: Another example, just to create a sample set.

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If she was trying to steal my money, I would happily put down my crutches and invite her to suck the wallet out of my pants.

Sybarite: Nothing like having your life chronicled in mugshots.

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Is there another way?

For some reason, the headline reminded me of the joke:

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

That's why I put my money in a dildo and keep it in my front pants pocket.

/they really don't want penis...dah dum chi

Well.. I should've gotten more sleep last night.. I read it as:

"Man in bikini-clad chick reaches into her pants to try and snatch his coin-purse"

the rest was gobbledygook

DirkTheDaring: Another example, just to create a sample set.

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now THAT's a set I'd like to sample!

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Love the hip ink. Let's get some more of that.

About as Dike as you can go without being a real boy.

Sybarite: Nothing like having your life chronicled in mugshots.

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Also for the other chick


Both have 1989 DOBs!

Jus_Wyerd: Actually, I think (under the right circumstances) I'd let the one on the right reach into my pants...

Are the right circumstances that you are on fire, wearing a gasoline backpack and have an all purpose fire extinguisher in your pocket? Cause if not...dude just ewwww

Are you people crazy I wouldn't let neither one of those coke hoes touch me

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Best guess for this image: butter face

WTF, Google?