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(Gizmodo) Cool Repent. The Eye of Satan is watching you from space and he knows you are just a very naughty boy   (gizmodo.com) divider line 30
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2011-12-28 09:25:29 AM
Gah! OK. I'm putting down the palantir...
 
2011-12-28 09:49:16 AM
Looks like Godzilla when he's pissed off. But cool, yes.
 
2011-12-28 10:05:52 AM
Umm... Make sure the Primarchs know to stay away from that thing.
 
2011-12-28 10:08:19 AM
Kent. Wake up Kent.
 
2011-12-28 10:13:29 AM
I see an anus winking at me in a come hither sort of way. Is that wrong?
 
2011-12-28 10:19:07 AM
The Eye Of Satan is also watching where the fish lives.
 
2011-12-28 10:25:29 AM
SilentStrider: Umm... Make sure the Primarchs know to stay away from that thing.

Too late. Lorgar is on the way
 
2011-12-28 10:39:23 AM
buck1138: I see an anus winking at me in a come hither sort of way. Is that wrong?

Satans eye, satans anus.. meh, same thing! Or maybe you just have an obsession for assholes..
 
2011-12-28 10:41:51 AM
It wants the precious
 
2011-12-28 12:06:03 PM
FTFA: "At least, it looks like a really evil eye to me."

I'm guessing he'd be someone who would mock others for seeing jesus in their toast.
 
2011-12-28 12:30:11 PM
The eye of god looks like goatse to me.
 
2011-12-28 12:44:44 PM
The glowing orb in the middle is the Loc-Nar.

FSM help whomever finds it.
 
2011-12-28 01:24:21 PM
That is why my masturbatorium is lead lined.
 
2011-12-28 01:31:13 PM
Hail Satan!

Please keep your eye on me this weekend.
 
2011-12-28 01:43:22 PM
i939.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 01:43:51 PM
One Bad Apple: SilentStrider: Umm... Make sure the Primarchs know to stay away from that thing.

Too late. Lorgar is on the way


Crap. Keep him away from Horus.

\The Emperor protects
 
2011-12-28 02:22:08 PM
One Bad Apple: SilentStrider: Umm... Make sure the Primarchs know to stay away from that thing.

Too late. Lorgar is on the way


Dammit.
 
2011-12-28 02:26:49 PM
Where's the mote?
 
2011-12-28 02:33:03 PM
Why does this one have to be Satan's eye? Maybe they're both God's eyes, only very far apart and different colors?

Thus God is very much like Galactus as portrayed by David Bowie...
 
2011-12-28 02:40:53 PM
somedude210:


Crap. Keep him away from Horus.



I will do my best but ..I can't say... if it will work.
 
2011-12-28 03:45:18 PM
The majority of the time, I'll see a stupid headline on Gizmodo, do to the byline and see that it is Jesus Diaz. Does he EVER say anything that isn't stupid? He's the only blogger at Gizmodo terrible enough to make note of.
 
2011-12-28 05:00:09 PM
Mad_Radhu: The majority of the time, I'll see a stupid headline on Gizmodo, do to the byline and see that it is Jesus Diaz. Does he EVER say anything that isn't stupid? He's the only blogger at Gizmodo terrible enough to make note of.

This user has been banned by Jesus Diaz
 
2011-12-28 06:53:59 PM
I'm more concerned with...

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-12-28 07:29:04 PM
I prefer the Eye of Fomalhaut:

i291.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 08:02:01 PM
Meh. Looks like a skull to me.
 
2011-12-28 08:02:11 PM
doesn't Santa watch kids also?
 
2011-12-28 08:05:14 PM
Mad_Radhu: The majority of the time, I'll see a stupid headline on Gizmodo, do to the byline and see that it is Jesus Diaz. Does he EVER say anything that isn't stupid? He's the only blogger at Gizmodo terrible enough to make note of.

Any time I click a Gizmodo link, the first thing I do is look to see who authored the article. If it's Jesús, I close the tab.

The man's a tool and his articles and musings are those of a ten-year-old who thinks he's being clever.
 
2011-12-28 09:37:27 PM
One Bad Apple: somedude210:


Crap. Keep him away from Horus.


I will do my best but ..I can't say... if it will work.


I'd suggest talking to Alpharius but I'm afraid every SM I encounter from Alpha legion keeps saying that they're him. Its most annoying

/A mind without purpose will wander in dark places
//explains the politics tab
 
2011-12-28 09:45:11 PM
So many comments about the author and not one that finds it funny that an article about 'The Eye Of Satan' is by a guy named 'Jesus'?
 
2011-12-28 10:14:33 PM
I had a hunch this was an old-ass story, I was correct.

March 12th - Eye of Sauron spotted in galaxy 43 million light years away from Earth (new window)

I suppose Heyzeus knew it and had to change the article from "sauron" to "satan" to get some more clicks.
 
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