See how the fat burnt into the seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."

It would make a good anti-smoking ad.

There was an old couple I knew when I was in high school that would grocery shop with an oxygen mask/tank, and the minute they got out of the store they'd light there cigarettes and gasp for air, I'd help put the tank in the car while loading their groceries. I thought I should get hazard pay. So there they were driving home, smoking with an o2 tank, their existence determined by the little valve on the mask. Just thinking about it made me want a nice cigar...

This happens all the time in Hospitals. Look up 'Things I learned from my Patients." They get quite a few of these. Along with people shoving things up their arse.

I_Am_Weasel: That's no way to die...a parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.


R.I.P. Enrico Pallazo

So...he was a Teabagger?

Hmm... New Hampster 'live free or die' dumb-arse.

I'm sorry, but if that headline was my eulogy - it'd be one happy, dead dude.

cocaine nicotine is a hell of a drug.

It's why I don't like filling my gas tank. I always look around to see if anybody is stupid enough to be smoking while pumping. Because no matter how stupid something is, people do it.

I plan on dieing while farking some hot redhead. Cumming and Going at the same time -- Woohooo

I did some work for a company that makes medical videos. They did a 20 minute piece on oxygen fires.

It's not pretty. Imagine a doctor with a laser who ignites the airway tube in your throat.

Bad stuff.

I'd rather burn in at 200 mph and have some laughs than to eat it in a car accident. I mean, that's a really dumb way to go. Better to go like this than in some senseless tragedy.

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Used this to clean up the mess.

He was just imitating an episode of House.