And the Bullocks of the Decade Award goes to...

Vladamir Putin! Mr. Putin come on up to the stage!

Mr. Putin, this is your second straight time winning this prestigious award and I have to ask, between wrestling sharks and saving entire species of whales from certain extinction with your personal supermodel photographer, how do you find time to wrangle those massive cajones? I mean, I was impressed when I saw pictures of you riding a horse shirtless in Siberia. I was nearly speechless when I saw you feeding those baby Tigers, and tagging the whales in the Bering? Don't even get me started. The way you managed to step DOWN into a position with MORE power was enthralling, but not nearly as much as how you left your self portrait up in your replacements office. So please, for all the people out there dreaming to be even a shadowy facsimile of you one day, what's your secret?

I'm glad you asked, Ryan Seacrest. Two words. Bear Semen. Thank you and good night! I have to go pork my photographer.

And he's going to do it while wrestling a bear

This Putin situation proves how weak the Obama presidency is. He's so busy killing taxpayers, giving free money to the poor, and eating baby hands that he can't even find the time to log in and kill the corrupt Putin already.

BeesNuts: And the Bullocks of the Decade Award goes to...

Vladamir Putin! Mr. Putin come on up to the stage!

Mr. Putin, this is your second straight time winning this prestigious award and I have to ask, between wrestling sharks and saving entire species of whales from certain extinction with your personal supermodel photographer, how do you find time to wrangle those massive cajones? I mean, I was impressed when I saw pictures of you riding a horse shirtless in Siberia. I was nearly speechless when I saw you feeding those baby Tigers, and tagging the whales in the Bering? Don't even get me started. The way you managed to step DOWN into a position with MORE power was enthralling, but not nearly as much as how you left your self portrait up in your replacements office. So please, for all the people out there dreaming to be even a shadowy facsimile of you one day, what's your secret?

I'm glad you asked, Ryan Seacrest. Two words. Bear Semen. Thank you and good night! I have to go pork my photographer.

"Ooh that's a tough question, Lisa. Tough, but fair."

All of them?

Roosevelt didn't have to, and if he hadn't croaked we'd still be electing him.

Oops, I had a case of the stupids and reading this on an iPhone read that as Palin, not Putin. Which seemed odd, but not much more ridiculous than other stuff she's done, or tried to.

Farking While Farking: Oops, I had a case of the stupids and reading this on an iPhone read that as Palin, not Putin. Which seemed odd, but not much more ridiculous than other stuff she's done, or tried to.

"I can see myself looming over the horizon, you betcha!"

Now, if he didn't have those pesky elections, Vlad could try the old Stalin approach.

Sandelaphon: Roosevelt didn't have to, and if he hadn't croaked we'd still be electing him.

Guess again. Without the Italian mafia and the Jewish mafia Roosevelt would have never been elected. Him and JFK are our two mob presidents.

jayg22: Sandelaphon: Roosevelt didn't have to, and if he hadn't croaked we'd still be electing him.

Guess again. Without the Italian mafia and the Jewish mafia Roosevelt would have never been elected. Him and JFK are our two mob presidents.

you sound like you read rense.com

jayg22: Sandelaphon: Roosevelt didn't have to, and if he hadn't croaked we'd still be electing him.

Guess again. Without the Italian mafia and the Jewish mafia Roosevelt would have never been elected. Him and JFK are our two mob presidents.

Truly history's greatest monster. He put into place the socialist welfare nanny state that mafias all over the world had long wanted. A central plank of his 1932 campaign was repealing Prohibition, and making booze legal was obviously in the interest of the mafias.

Can't he just cut a step and set someone on fire?

Kibbler: Truly history's greatest monster. He put into place the socialist welfare nanny state that mafias all over the world had long wanted. A central plank of his 1932 campaign was repealing Prohibition, and making booze legal was obviously in the interest of the mafias.

I always thought his central plank was fixing the great depression. Thanks for the history lesson.

The russian people are stupid, there is no way 99.5% of chechnya would vote for anyone other than him.

jayg22: Kibbler: Truly history's greatest monster. He put into place the socialist welfare nanny state that mafias all over the world had long wanted. A central plank of his 1932 campaign was repealing Prohibition, and making booze legal was obviously in the interest of the mafias.

I always thought his central plank was fixing the great depression. Thanks for the history lesson.

You're welcome.

"A central plank" != "his central plank"

"a" != "the" or "the primary"

"and Democrat Franklin Roosevelt ran for President of the United States promising repeal of federal Prohibition laws"

It was an enormous issue at the time.

The way the Democratic Party worked then was a combustible coalition of populist panderers to the Catholic cities and the solid South. FDR had always been a Dem (he'd been James Cox's runningmate in 1920) but 1932 actually began a sea change - for once all kinds of people were receptive to a populist message, and the Dems actually became a lot more dem.

This guy sounds like he's been drinking his own koolaid, and his own urine most likely for a few years past that which is healthy.

Phil Moskowitz: This guy sounds like he's been drinking his own koolaid, and his own urine most likely for a few years past that which is healthy.

Because it's sterile and he likes the taste.

He knows no other nation is truly going to challenge him on literally and completely stealing an entire election in broad daylight.
I mean, outright telling pollsters and talliers that his party won regardless of votes? 110% in places that hate him?

Guy's got style. Thuggish Russian mob style, but style all the same.

Isn't this where thismomentinblackhistory usually posts his Putin slashfic? Or is he taking a timeout?

Shirtless Putin thread?

BarbadoSlim: Shirtless Putin thread?
Ask and ye shall receive!


Though I prefer what's on the other side of the camera, myself..


/h-h-h-h-hot

The difference between Putin and FDR is that Putin will have "live fire"-side chats.

BarbadoSlim: Shirtless Putin thread?


COME ON ME, BRO

BeesNuts: BarbadoSlim: Shirtless Putin thread?
Ask and ye shall receive!
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Though I prefer what's on the other side of the camera, myself..

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/h-h-h-h-hot

She looses points for having Putin on her though.

jayg22: Sandelaphon: Roosevelt didn't have to, and if he hadn't croaked we'd still be electing him.

Guess again. Without the Italian mafia and the Jewish mafia Roosevelt would have never been elected. Him and JFK are our two mob presidents.

can ah haz whargarble button?