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(TMZ) Interesting Deion Sanders' wife learns she will be getting a divorce while reading TMZ. It's not news, it's... well, actually, it was news to her   (tmz.com) divider line 44
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I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 08:53:01 AM
I think it's fair to divorce a woman who regularly reads TMZ.
 
SecretAgentWoman [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 09:54:14 AM
Seriously though, that's a farking cowardly way to announce a divorce.
 
Actual Farking [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:44:43 AM
I'm shocked, shocked to find that Deion Sanders is a classless asshole.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:10:42 AM
I wonder if she needs someone to console her. Because she looks easily consolable. Repeatedly.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 12:34:09 PM
Pilar? Why didn't her parents commit to adding the extra l?
 
strangeguitar
2011-12-28 12:42:58 PM
I_Am_Weasel: I think it's fair to divorce a woman who regularly reads TMZ.

THIS
 
Bo Giggity
2011-12-28 12:43:16 PM
Apos: Pilar? Why didn't her parents commit to adding the extra l?

probably a "slave name" with the extra l
 
towatchoverme
2011-12-28 12:45:30 PM
Marcus Aurelius: I wonder if she needs someone to console her. Because she looks easily consolable. Repeatedly.

global14.com
 
Adalius
2011-12-28 12:47:10 PM
If she needs consoling, I'll be in my bunk.
 
Otto_E_Rodika
2011-12-28 12:47:49 PM
Slow your roll, baby. Slow your roll.
 
Freakin Rican
2011-12-28 12:48:29 PM
Adalius: If she needs consoling, I'll be in my bunk.

if she needs consoling ill be in my bunk with her
 
there their theyre
2011-12-28 12:48:43 PM
Hell I knew they were getting a divorce awhile ago.

/lives next to Deion. He is a great neighbor
//their house isn't for sale yet
 
EyeballKid
2011-12-28 12:57:22 PM
You expect a guy who couldn't even decide between two professional sports to stay committed to one woman?!
 
GacysBasement
2011-12-28 01:00:21 PM
I bet Deion never hit that....because he never hit anything!
/rimshot
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-12-28 01:01:49 PM
I_Am_Weasel: I think it's fair to divorce a woman who regularly reads TMZ.

Mrs. Sanders can get with Joe Buck now, and they can read TMZ all day and be complete idiots together. YAY!
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:13:05 PM
SecretAgentWoman: Seriously though, that's a farking cowardly way to announce a divorce.

THIS. Especially after reading the last sentence in the article: "In the best interest of the children, he will not be discussing this matter any further in the media."

So now he thinks about the children? Not before TMZ announces the divorce to everyone and their mother (and children)? Farkin' coward indeed.
 
Deftoons
2011-12-28 01:23:40 PM
towatchoverme: Marcus Aurelius: I wonder if she needs someone to console her. Because she looks easily consolable. Repeatedly.

[global14.com image 640x861]

Wow. I can do my laundry on those abs WHILE she makes me a sandwich! Deion is really letting a good one go here.
 
lajotu
2011-12-28 01:24:25 PM
I wonder what time she watched TMZ? After 7pm?
 
sobernutz
2011-12-28 01:24:51 PM
GacysBasement: I bet Deion never hit that....because he never hit anything!
/rimshot

Came here to say a variation of this
 
matalo
2011-12-28 01:38:47 PM
towatchoverme: Marcus Aurelius: I wonder if she needs someone to console her. Because she looks easily consolable. Repeatedly.

[global14.com image 640x861]

My name is Willie...

content9.flixster.com
 
LL316
2011-12-28 01:39:41 PM
Total asshole move but he'll be forever in my heart for what he did to Tim McCarver.
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:43:50 PM
When did Deion become a homosexual? I didn't know!!!

/the more you read, the more you laugh...........
 
mpowelljr
2011-12-28 01:47:19 PM
He's a fairy...

instntrply.com
 
Actual Farking [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:58:06 PM
matalo: towatchoverme: Marcus Aurelius: I wonder if she needs someone to console her. Because she looks easily consolable. Repeatedly.

[global14.com image 640x861]

My name is Willie...

[content9.flixster.com image 180x270]

I keep the ladies... cream-in'
 
Adalius
2011-12-28 01:59:48 PM
Freakin Rican: Adalius: If she needs consoling, I'll be in my bunk.

if she needs consoling ill be in my bunk with her

I figured that was implied. Sorry, forgot my audience.
 
Alphax
2011-12-28 02:02:23 PM
I had to check the article, job my memory about who he was.
 
Freakin Rican
2011-12-28 02:02:30 PM
Adalius: Freakin Rican: Adalius: If she needs consoling, I'll be in my bunk.

if she needs consoling ill be in my bunk with her

I figured that was implied. Sorry, forgot my audience.

lol yea you have to spell it out for us. you could have been in the bunk with deion
 
heavymetal [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 02:12:04 PM
They have been married since 1999, have 3 children, and this came as a surprise to her? While Deion can come across as an arrogant jerk rather easily, her not having a clue the marriage was on its last legs makes me question if the marriage was one of her top priorities in life. Either that or she was in some hardcore denial. If you have ever been dumped you can remember that moment when you know you lost them and saw it comming. At least that seems how it goes with me.

For something to last 12.5 years, it doesn't sound like the marriage was very solid to begin with.
 
zombiegoat
2011-12-28 02:15:03 PM
Looks like Deion still can't tackle.
 
Iceberg659 [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 02:20:31 PM
That woman is gorgeous. Sharp knees and all.
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2011-12-28 02:36:28 PM
TMZ is SO more girly girl than Victoria's Secret or her little sister Pink.
 
ongbok
2011-12-28 02:39:08 PM
heavymetal: They have been married since 1999, have 3 children, and this came as a surprise to her? While Deion can come across as an arrogant jerk rather easily, her not having a clue the marriage was on its last legs makes me question if the marriage was one of her top priorities in life. Either that or she was in some hardcore denial. If you have ever been dumped you can remember that moment when you know you lost them and saw it comming. At least that seems how it goes with me.

For something to last 12.5 years, it doesn't sound like the marriage was very solid to begin with.

Seriously, anybody that believes her is an idiot. This is the lady who claimed to be 28 on her reality show. The reason why Deon filled for divorce in the first place is because she decided that their family would take a backseat to her pursuit of fame, which she was pursuing by doing reality TV shows that were embarrassing to him and the their kids. Her claiming this is just another attempt at getting a reality show.
 
jackandwater
2011-12-28 02:53:41 PM
Apos: Pilar? Why didn't her parents commit to adding the extra l?

Pilar- Pee-lar, a woman's name. Pillar- Pill-ar, a big post that holds up a roof, usually Doric, Ionic, or Corinthian. Unless you were being sarcastic.. then :P.
 
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2011-12-28 03:18:33 PM
If Pilar was paying any attention to his Facebook page, she'd have known about it before TMZ got a hold of it. He posted that right after finishing the Cowboys/Falcons pre-game show.

/And before he asked Tony Romo who gets in his butt
 
The $25000 Dodecahedron
2011-12-28 04:34:47 PM
Deion Sanders is a first-class dick.

And the most overrated player in NFL history, bar none.
 
kmfjd
2011-12-28 05:12:51 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: I_Am_Weasel: I think it's fair to divorce a woman who regularly reads TMZ.

Mrs. Sanders can get with Joe Buck now, and they can read TMZ all day and be complete idiots together. YAY!

Does Joe Buck actually have the time, with all the sports broadcasting he does and playing one of the lead character in Game of Thrones
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 05:28:53 PM
She'll hardly be suffering once she financially rapes him
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-12-28 07:17:46 PM
kmfjd: Does Joe Buck actually have the time, with all the sports broadcasting he does and playing one of the lead character in Game of Thrones

Sure. He's gone on record as saying that TMZ is his favorite website. Which surprises me not at all, he's exactly the kind of douchebag TMZ is going after for ratings.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 09:36:24 PM
Why Would I Read the Article: kmfjd: Does Joe Buck actually have the time, with all the sports broadcasting he does and playing one of the lead character in Game of Thrones

Sure. He's gone on record as saying that TMZ is his favorite website. Which surprises me not at all, he's exactly the kind of douchebag TMZ is going after for ratings.

laist.com
 
myinternetname
2011-12-28 11:31:52 PM
Holy hell that is one hot lady


media.247sports.com
 
182 [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 12:07:57 AM
GacysBasement: I bet Deion never hit that....because he never hit anything!
/rimshot

awesome.
 
Alphax
2011-12-29 12:57:31 AM
myinternetname: Holy hell that is one hot lady


[media.247sports.com image 350x475]

Yum.
 
Iceberg659 [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 08:48:10 AM
The $25000 Dodecahedron: Deion Sanders is a first-class dick.

And the most overrated player in NFL history, bar none.

What a load of bullshiat. Deion isn't even in the same realm of overrated as Joe Namath and Namath isn't in the same realm as Brett Farve. Deion was a phenomenal athlete and a great corner. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying to themselves.
 
The $25000 Dodecahedron
2011-12-29 09:13:34 AM
Iceberg659: The $25000 Dodecahedron: Deion Sanders is a first-class dick.

And the most overrated player in NFL history, bar none.

What a load of bullshiat. Deion isn't even in the same realm of overrated as Joe Namath and Namath isn't in the same realm as Brett Farve. Deion was a phenomenal athlete and a great corner. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying to themselves.

Wrong. Deion had speed, and could cover reasonably well, but there are 1000 corners who can do that. The fact that Deion refused to ever hit anyone, basically running side by side with a receiver if the ball was caught, makes him a giant, overrated pussy. Ron Woodson and Champ Bailey are ten times better than Deion ever was.

Though I will grant you Namath being spectacularly overrated, all on the strength of one game. Favre isn't overrated, he's just a sniveling vagina.
 
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