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2011-12-28 09:44:44 AM
i23.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 10:15:21 AM
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2011-12-28 10:17:12 AM
She is rocking that bikini
 
2011-12-28 10:17:26 AM
Best hard-hitting in-depth analysis of Katy Perry's talent tittays you'll see all year

FTFY,subby.
 
2011-12-28 10:21:59 AM
Apos: Best hard-hitting in-depth analysis of Katy Perry's talent tittays you'll see all year

FTFY,subby.


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2011-12-28 10:26:09 AM
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2011-12-28 10:27:03 AM
www.motifake.com
 
2011-12-28 10:27:13 AM
LewDux: Apos: Best hard-hitting in-depth analysis of Katy Perry's talent tittays you'll see all year

FTFY,subby.

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Obviously. A preference for stark literalism isn't a bad thing,you know.
 
2011-12-28 10:32:17 AM
Done in one.
 
2011-12-28 10:35:23 AM
images2.fanpop.com

Tets
 
2011-12-28 10:36:15 AM
I'd like to have her boobs.
 
2011-12-28 10:37:22 AM
Did any of you happen to notice that Katy Perry has a quite the rack on her?
 
2011-12-28 10:43:11 AM
RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

I was going to make some sort of smart-ass, borderline-inappropriate comment here. But then I clicked on your profile and saw that you're probably younger than my daughter, and now I feel really badly about myself.

So... happy holidays. Or something.
 
2011-12-28 10:43:35 AM
RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

So would I.
 
2011-12-28 10:51:33 AM
Why is she swimming with Andrew WK?

// he will party hard
 
2011-12-28 10:51:58 AM
It's hard to beat this video. (new window)
 
2011-12-28 10:52:40 AM
So she was able to grow a nice set, big whoop. Actually, her genes did the work, she herself didn't do anything. There's no "talent" to that.
 
2011-12-28 10:53:11 AM
RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

The best boobs are the boobs you get to play with. I bet yours are nice.

/I said boobs twice, I must like boobs
 
2011-12-28 10:54:55 AM
SnakeMan: So she was able to grow a nice set, big whoop. Actually, her genes did the work, she herself didn't do anything. There's no "talent" to that.

That's the joke.
 
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2011-12-28 10:56:34 AM
RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

Most of Fark would like you to as well. And then have you swing by.

/My wife and I would be happy to make your acquaintance anyway. :D
//Because nothing says 'awesome' like internet trolling for girls.
///Can't win if you don't play.
////Additional babble that will be ignored like the rest.
 
2011-12-28 11:01:48 AM
MoronLessOff: It's hard to beat this video. (new window)

The girl in the jello reminds me of Erica Cerra, and I'd certainly play Zorro in her dreams. But now I'm off topic.

/and I don't care.
 
2011-12-28 11:02:45 AM
I don't think anyone as pointed this out, but Katy Perry has some nice bewbs.
 
2011-12-28 11:05:29 AM
That's a right bonny set o' teets.
 
2011-12-28 11:05:38 AM
RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

She'd probably like to have your musical talent.
 
2011-12-28 11:07:18 AM
dionysusaur: SnakeMan: So she was able to grow a nice set, big whoop. Actually, her genes did the work, she herself didn't do anything. There's no "talent" to that.

That's the joke.


Eh, I suppose, but then again there was that thread where people were actually defending her winning "Artist of the Year". I mean, really? Still miffed at that. I'll get over it.

/If I want big boobs I'll watch porn. I don't need them in my pop singers
//Now a nice booty, that's a different matter entirely. It's why I give Gaga and Rihanna a break
 
2011-12-28 11:14:42 AM
i131.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 11:16:49 AM
I would like to have vaginal intercourse with this well-endowed lady
 
2011-12-28 11:18:00 AM
some wonderful bewbs... anyone say that yet?
 
2011-12-28 11:18:56 AM
Moonraper: [i131.photobucket.com image 534x362]

stolen
 
2011-12-28 11:20:42 AM
I liked the part where Katy Perry's boobs.
 
2011-12-28 11:26:17 AM
And where the hell is the video of her jumping around in the ocean? More boobies!
 
2011-12-28 11:43:19 AM
ZAP!
 
2011-12-28 11:45:23 AM
I'd have consensual sex in the missionary position with her for the sole purpose of procreation
 
2011-12-28 11:45:33 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

After spending some time looking at this picture; it has occurred to me she has rather large breasts.
I just thought this should be pointed out.
 
2011-12-28 11:46:35 AM
I thought this would be about the plaster mold of her boobs that was made recently.
 
2011-12-28 11:46:44 AM
Mr_Fabulous: RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

I was going to make some sort of smart-ass, borderline-inappropriate comment here. But then I clicked on your profile and saw that you're probably younger than my daughter, and now I feel really badly about myself.

So... happy holidays. Or something.


Im glad Im not a father just a bad uncle. BB guns and fireworks for all. And inappropriate comments abound. BOOOOOOOBIES!!!
 
2011-12-28 11:46:59 AM
Her makeup artist is the hardest working man in show business.
 
2011-12-28 11:59:33 AM
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Her makeup artist is the hardest working man in show business.

I don't see any.
 
2011-12-28 12:12:42 PM
Mr_Fabulous: RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

I was going to make some sort of smart-ass, borderline-inappropriate comment here. But then I clicked on your profile and saw that you're probably younger than my daughter, and now I feel really badly about myself.

So... happy holidays. Or something.


lol Happy holidays to you too.
 
2011-12-28 12:13:52 PM
NaziKamikaze: RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

She'd probably like to have your musical talent.


I sing off key and have no rythm so .....maybe.
 
2011-12-28 12:24:36 PM
you know that Kim Novak had large breasts
 
2011-12-28 12:28:18 PM
RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

The real question is where would you like to have her boobs?
 
2011-12-28 12:31:15 PM
RyansPrivates: RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

The real question is where would you like to have her boobs?


I got $5 that say "on her chest".

(or maybe she wants to go for the Cristina Hendricks look and wants them on her neck)
 
2011-12-28 12:33:03 PM
fake tits are not real
 
2011-12-28 12:36:00 PM
She looks amazing, much, much better than when she has all that makeup and weird outfits.

/Yes, her face looks great too.
//Wasn't a fan before now. . .
 
2011-12-28 12:51:39 PM
Jingle Strangle: fake tits are not real

I don't think you know how to tell the difference between real and fake 'uns. I believe those be natural.
 
2011-12-28 01:03:21 PM
RedEmily: NaziKamikaze: RedEmily: I'd like to have her boobs.

She'd probably like to have your musical talent.

I sing off key and have no rhythm so .....maybe.


Couple of things to make you feel better:

Bigger = uncomfortable. Reason: Bigger boobs weigh more, and your back takes the strain.
Also makes bras more uncomfortable, since they have to bear more weight on the same straps.

If you let them go free, you'll end up with flapjacks, and will need to roll them up to get them into her bra when your 40. If they're not plastic, even well supported larger breasts will succumb to gravity eventually.
 
2011-12-28 01:04:04 PM
Has anyone mentioned that she has big bewbs yet?

/Honestly, I do like her music. You're So Gay is a clever and funny song. Wish she would do some more like it.
 
2011-12-28 01:06:06 PM
She NEEDS to wear less makeup.

Jesus she looks like a muppet in the bottom picture compared to the others.
 
2011-12-28 01:10:58 PM
Jingle Strangle: fake tits are not real

Her tits are obviously not fake.
 
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