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2011-12-28 09:46:11 AM
Step aside UPS, FedEx, it's "Vaginal Couriers - We Deliver™"
 
2011-12-28 12:09:24 PM
WTF? It looks like she spits on her hand and wipes it on her thighs. That's HOT!
 
2011-12-28 12:15:34 PM
I wondered what happened to Octomom...
 
2011-12-28 12:19:02 PM
how the...?! she must have some serious suction down there or something!
 
2011-12-28 12:20:10 PM
Thighs capable of cracking walnuts!
 
2011-12-28 12:20:27 PM
Finally we have proof that alcohol is a gateway drug that leads to crack,
 
2011-12-28 12:31:53 PM
memedump.com
 
2011-12-28 12:33:24 PM
That's gotta be a big snatch...big like Michelle Duggar's snatch.

/ 'snatch' sounds soooooo dirty.
//snatch snatch snatch snatch
 
2011-12-28 12:47:24 PM
www.theartofdoingstuff.com

What her vagina might look like.
 
2011-12-28 01:01:01 PM
Goddamn, even David Copperfield would be impressed by that vanishing act.
 
2011-12-28 01:09:32 PM
Not that impressive.
I bet she just has a midget wedged into her vagina and he grabs onto the case of beer when she hands it to him.
 
2011-12-28 01:19:29 PM
Its the "ive been here before" swagger that makes the video. That womans a pro.
 
2011-12-28 01:24:27 PM
Geez, she's got a huge pussy!
Geez, she's got a huge pussy!
 
2011-12-28 01:26:28 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Geez, she's got a huge pussy!
Geez, she's got a huge pussy!


Why'd you say it twice?
 
2011-12-28 01:30:48 PM

yourgodsucks: Not that impressive.
I bet she just has a midget wedged into her vagina and he grabs onto the case of beer when she hands it to him.


The impressive part is disciplining the midget enough that he doesn't drink all the beer.
 
2011-12-28 01:34:57 PM
Wow, that biatch must have a huge pussy!
 
2011-12-28 01:40:51 PM
Makes the term, licking it to make it sticky, have a whole new meaning.
 
2011-12-28 01:45:41 PM

epoc_tnac: yourgodsucks: Not that impressive.
I bet she just has a midget wedged into her vagina and he grabs onto the case of beer when she hands it to him.

The impressive part is disciplining the midget enough that he doesn't drink all the beer.


Its Guinness in a can, no discipline needed. Besides I figure for maximum stability she's got the poor guy in a 'headlock' of sorts if you know what I mean.
 
2011-12-28 01:45:48 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com

/no idea why
 
2011-12-28 01:51:45 PM

egon13087: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Geez, she's got a huge pussy!
Geez, she's got a huge pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?


I didn't.

/See, 'cuz of the echo...
 
2011-12-28 01:52:25 PM
♫ ♫
My girl, she's one too.
She'll go and get her a skirt.
Stick it under her shirt.
She grabbed a razor for me.
And she did it just like that.
When she wants something,
She don't want to pay for it.
She walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine!
♫ ♫
 
2011-12-28 01:53:18 PM

RaceBoatDriver: [farm5.staticflickr.com image 500x209]

/no idea why


she was the best part of that movie!
 
2011-12-28 01:56:42 PM
Why did we have to watch an empty aisle for half te video after they left frame?
 
2011-12-28 01:57:22 PM
wth......slumdogs. why, how, did, could she do that?
 
2011-12-28 02:13:21 PM
I'm not sure what's going on there, but I'm not buying it.
 
2011-12-28 02:26:07 PM
So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?
 
2011-12-28 02:45:02 PM
AND THAT'S HOW MY PEOPLE ROLL, MUDDER biatchES.
 
2011-12-28 02:47:33 PM
BTW, no one ISWYDT'ed subby.
 
2011-12-28 03:03:26 PM

Actual Farking: So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?


You can pick a case of beer up by the shrink wrap they put around it, my guess is some kind of belt that has a wide hook, you puncture the hook through that industrial shrink wrap.
 
2011-12-28 03:12:25 PM

Headso: Actual Farking: So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?

You can pick a case of beer up by the shrink wrap they put around it, my guess is some kind of belt that has a wide hook, you puncture the hook through that industrial shrink wrap.


Thanks. That makes sense.
 
2011-12-28 03:47:40 PM
Where are they shopping? Random merchandised endcap in what looks like a half assed distribution warehouse.
 
2011-12-28 03:47:55 PM

Actual Farking: So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?


The lick is to actually wet the inner of both thighs. With a light pinch of the legs, the spit provides the cohesion that makes this work. It isn't a suction snizz or some kind of harness up there. She has no time to lock it into either.

I used to work a warehouse job when I was out of high school. You lift boxes all day. Dry hands on cardboard tend to slide right off. Hands with a bit of saliva will stick like nobody's bidness. Sorry if I ever got spit on your appliance/electronic boxes.
 
2011-12-28 04:01:15 PM

styckx: Where are they shopping? Random merchandised endcap in what looks like a half assed distribution warehouse.


I take it you've never been to a BevMo or Costco.
 
2011-12-28 04:59:46 PM

Actual Farking: So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?


My guess is she clenches with her thighs and walks by bending at the knees.
 
2011-12-28 06:17:53 PM
Whar Bier? Whar?
 
2011-12-28 07:21:41 PM
Boy, you sure have some strong thigh muscles, Mrs. Whitfield.
 
2011-12-28 07:34:15 PM
I feel sorry for her husband
 
2011-12-28 07:40:41 PM
I wonder if she'll get a brewer's yeast infection?
 
2011-12-28 08:14:59 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: egon13087: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Geez, she's got a huge pussy!
Geez, she's got a huge pussy!

Why'd you say it twice?

I didn't.

/See, 'cuz of the echo...


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 08:54:28 PM
I submitted this with a WAY better headline.
 
2011-12-28 09:08:38 PM

skatedrifter: I submitted this with a WAY better headline.


Anyone can be a hit if the audience is only you.
 
2011-12-28 09:26:14 PM
img194.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-28 09:42:03 PM
moviesmedia.ign.com
That, that's the real trick
 
2011-12-28 10:07:46 PM

jeanwearinfool: Actual Farking: So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?

My guess is she clenches with her thighs and walks by bending at the knees.


It takes practice but that's most likely what she does. I've heard of an "expert" female shoplifter doing this technique with turkeys.
 
2011-12-28 11:22:54 PM

Principal Clarinet:
Anyone can be a hit if the audience is only you.


That is so true.
 
2011-12-28 11:31:20 PM
Having worked retail for many a year, those three would have turned on my shoplifter alarms the moment I saw them standing back there.
They were all looking around like they were doing something wrong.
They kept picking random things off the shelves and putting them right back without even looking at them.

Every sign points to shoplifters.


/Course no company I worked at wanted us to do anything to stop it other then call lose prevention.
//they would get there about half an hour later cause they were taking a nap in the back.
 
2011-12-28 11:37:18 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I feel sorry for her husband


Why? Who do you think is going to end up drinking all that?
In any case, it'll make her a whole lot less ugly.
 
2011-12-29 12:00:43 AM
the hook / belt comment makes the most sense. I was going to say, to keep that much weight wedged and having your muscles hold it up, she must have kiegel muscles like there's no tomorrow!
 
2011-12-29 01:01:16 AM

Headso: Actual Farking: So does she have some kind of harness or something? Anyone figure this out?

You can pick a case of beer up by the shrink wrap they put around it, my guess is some kind of belt that has a wide hook, you puncture the hook through that industrial shrink wrap.


Great Gulf of Oman! Imagine her forgetting to remove the "hook belt" prior to her husband working toward coitus!

Could make for an ugly scene.
 
2011-12-29 04:44:50 AM
50 comments and no one applauds her taste in beer, or her prowess, for shame fark, for shame.....
 
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