m-x spook

The DHS can collapse on my balls while I have human to animal sex with their mothers, who are illegal immigrants, and infect them with an outbreak of my hard d*cking.

Block and Report Abuse?

They're going to be packing up the entire united states in boxes and shipping it to china while the last 5 guys in DHS are still sitting at computers reading how Ann Winkerson is searching google about Tamiflu.

This world is even too absurd for a Mel Brooks movie.

I'm sure I'm already on their list of rabble-rousers to watch. Fark 'em.

Hear that DHS?? FARK YOU!

So some group thinks 'human to animal' might be a trigger for DHS and files a lawsuit.
Yawn

yah, so actually some of the keywords/test phrases for those systems focus on christian mysticism and such,
Abomination of Desolation Ancient Aztec eschatology Antichrist Apocalypse Armageddon End time Eschatology (religious movement) Entropy and life Eschaton Götterdämmerung Immanentize the eschaton Judgment day Millennialism Millenarianism Messianism Ragnarök Realized eschatology Risks to civilization, humans and planet Earth Second Coming Timewave zero Ussher chronology Whore of Babylon...
i'd like to work with them, again.

I routinely text my sister in Ireland, and my predictive text sometimes replaces my daughter Anna's name with 'bomb'. So I'm pretty sure I'm already on someone's list

waterrockets: m-x spook

No bites? Is it that obscure? This is the geek tab.

I hate it when people appreciate my bO0bies

"don't appreciate," rather. Fark's sake

utah dude: yah, so actually some of the keywords/test phrases for those systems focus on christian mysticism and such,
Abomination of Desolation Ancient Aztec eschatology Antichrist Apocalypse Armageddon End time Eschatology (religious movement) Entropy and life Eschaton Götterdämmerung Immanentize the eschaton Judgment day Millennialism Millenarianism Messianism Ragnarök Realized eschatology Risks to civilization, humans and planet Earth Second Coming Timewave zero Ussher chronology Whore of Babylon...
i'd like to work with them, again.

They must really like that one.

/and rape?

hell, damn, fart?

Phil Moskowitz: They're going to be packing up the entire united states in boxes and shipping it to china while the last 5 guys in DHS are still sitting at computers reading how Ann Winkerson is searching google about Tamiflu.

This world is even too absurd for a Mel Brooks movie.

I think of it as a less funny version of Brazil.

It's interspecies erotica, F*CKOS!

utah dude: yah, so actually some of the keywords/test phrases for those systems focus on christian mysticism and such,
Abomination of Desolation Ancient Aztec eschatology Antichrist Apocalypse Armageddon End time Eschatology (religious movement) Entropy and life Eschaton Götterdämmerung Immanentize the eschaton Judgment day Millennialism Millenarianism Messianism Ragnarök Realized eschatology Risks to civilization, humans and planet Earth Second Coming Timewave zero Ussher chronology Whore of Babylon...
i'd like to work with them, again.

Dexter?

You want them to follow you? Send tweets like this:

78242 13498 13411 89232 47282 00921 46566 28728

A serious terrorist would communicate through AES 256 encryption or something similar over encrypted VPNs or mailed USB sticks. I mean seriously, who thinks they would use Twitter? Next DHS will be monitoring mailinator.com.

If they really wanted to terrorize us, they would have done it by now (and there isn't anything that can reasonably be done to stop them unless they are idiots). And no, some dingbat trying to light his shoe or underwear on fire doesn't count.

dittybopper: You want them to follow you? Send tweets like this:

78242 13498 13411 89232 47282 00921 46566 28728

Nah, just take some random phrases and run them through a ROT-13 engine.
Or just spell things out with the phonetic alphabet...

Foxtrot Orlando Romeo Alpha Golf Orlando Orlando Delta Tango India Mike Echo Charlie Alpha Lima Lima Delta Hotel Sierra Alpha Sierra Kappa Foxtrot Orlando Romeo Kappa Alpha Tango Hotel Yankee.

StrikitRich: Block and Report Abuse?

Actually, I could use the follower.

What the heck, I never use my Twitter account, So I just tweeted My cow collapsed, and now there's a human to animal infection outbreak among illegal immigrants., Let's see what...Hi guys can I help yo

Any government drone that follows me is just going to see a lot of crying and masturbating.

I for one welcome the gov't Overseers who only care about my safety and happiness.

ALL HAIL THE GOV'T!

I bribe DHS spies

The government may read what I say on a public website that's automatically logged into the Library of Congress?

*gasp*

Maybe the holidays are frying my brain but why do they care about "human to animal"? Shouldn't they be more concerned about "animal to human" like swine flu, bird flu, or mad cow?

GanjSmokr: I'm sure I'm already on their list of rabble-rousers to watch. Fark 'em.

Hear that DHS?? FARK YOU!

You talk to the people who bug your phone, don't you?

Bravo Echo Sierra Uniform Romeo Echo Tango Oscar Delta Romeo India November Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Oscar Victor Alpha Lima Tango India November Echo.....



///aw crap. what a ripoff.

Jormungandr: dittybopper: You want them to follow you? Send tweets like this:

78242 13498 13411 89232 47282 00921 46566 28728

Nah, just take some random phrases and run them through a ROT-13 engine.
Or just spell things out with the phonetic alphabet...

Foxtrot Orlando Romeo Alpha Golf Orlando Orlando Delta Tango India Mike Echo Charlie Alpha Lima Lima Delta Hotel Sierra Alpha Sierra Kappa Foxtrot Orlando Romeo Kappa Alpha Tango Hotel Yankee.

The Black Crow flies at midnight. Morrigan will harvest the survivors.

/and what's with this smart/funny crap? When did we become /.?

what's the frequency, Kenneth?

It there's a human to animal infection outbreak among illegal immigrants, I have to wonder just how illegal those immigrants are, and from where.

"My cow collapsed, and now there's a human to animal infection outbreak among illegal immigrants."
Is going to be forwarded to all my friends on facebook, and liked.
Alot.

Fark the DHS>

haha oh man tons of us have twittered that phrase now

ChubbyTiger: The Black Crow flies at midnight. Morrigan will harvest the survivors.

کلاغ سیاه پرواز در نیمه شب. Morrigan بازماندگان را برداشت.
no survivors.
total outbreak
human to human
ATM
and pop it out again and make you eat it.

Way back in my UseNet days we used to use PGP encrypted copies of the First Amendment as taglines....called 'em NSA bait.

Now get off my lawn.

Now you all need to encrypt all those comments with GPG and embed them in images using steganographic tools, and then post them here. I'd suggest using Kristen Bell pics.

And post a lot of question on ask yahoo answers about human to human, to bovine, and swine and avian and infectious, and contagious, and ATM, too.

Human to animal?

Must be a Furry sting. I hope they nail those diaper fetishists as well.

waterrockets: m-x spook
waterrockets:
No bites? Is it that obscure? This is the geek tab.
I hate it when people appreciate my bO0bies

waterrockets: "don't appreciate," rather. Fark's sake

Well, which is it? Make up your mind!

Wouldn't want to offend the DHS's Human to Animal Love Advocates.

tinyarena: waterrockets: m-x spook
waterrockets:
No bites? Is it that obscure? This is the geek tab.
I hate it when people appreciate my bO0bies

waterrockets: "don't appreciate," rather. Fark's sake

Well, which is it? Make up your mind!

Well.

Here. (new window)

khlatu varada ....
clatu barada ...
no.
klaato verata....

Wow, that's really similar to a recent event I experienced, only it was the other way around: as a result of the outbreak of human to animal infection among illegal immigrants, my cow collapsed. She was so concerned with the outbreak she fainted. Mostly because she was afraid some illegal immigrant would infect her.