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(Q2) Dumbass Man makes a fool of himself by going to a hospital and demanding painkillers for his alleged back pain, then really shoots himself in the foot in his efforts to get them. No, really   (ktvq.com) divider line 50
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2011-12-28 12:18:50 PM
I bet he got his painkillers.
 
2011-12-28 12:19:30 PM
I see this all the time at the hospital where I work (minus the shooting part). "drug seekers" as they are labeled come in with some great, and not so great stories. Some get pretty aggressive when denied drugs, but the giant security guys come and escort them out. Some are so regular in their attempts, they're immediately recognized. I asked one regular "here to try again"? He wasn't amused.
 
2011-12-28 12:19:52 PM
Damn, withdrawal's a biatch.
 
2011-12-28 12:21:13 PM
well, that's ONE way of getting them..
 
2011-12-28 12:21:52 PM
Apparently the librul media is lying to us all.

i121.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-28 12:23:42 PM
One things for sure, no one can doubt this guy's motivation.
 
2011-12-28 12:24:02 PM
discgolfguru: Apparently the librul media is lying to us all.

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Yeah because nobody ever lies on Facebook
 
2011-12-28 12:24:48 PM
discgolfguru: Apparently the librul media is lying to us all.

[i121.photobucket.com image 515x114]


I blame Obama.
 
2011-12-28 12:25:11 PM
You gotta give it to him for thinking on his feet, then off them.
 
2011-12-28 12:26:02 PM
cause if you're actually in pain. getting hurt will solve everything.
 
2011-12-28 12:27:03 PM
My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.
 
2011-12-28 12:28:05 PM
Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.
 
2011-12-28 12:28:33 PM
You would be surprised by the stories I hear patients tell me so they can get some narcotics. It's bizarre.
 
2011-12-28 12:29:02 PM
Wasn't this an episode of "House"?
 
2011-12-28 12:30:42 PM
discgolfguru: Apparently the librul media is lying to us all.

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Well, posting your phone number on a news station's website is a brilliant idea. Certainly gives me confidence in the intelligence of the drug-seeking father, too.
 
2011-12-28 12:32:20 PM
Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.


Kratom is legal
and non-expensive..

and you don't need a prescription.

just buy a box when you can't get to the hospital
 
2011-12-28 12:33:58 PM
Anybody call that number to interview the girl yet?
 
2011-12-28 12:34:00 PM
iheartscotch: Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.


Valium's not a painkiller.
 
2011-12-28 12:34:54 PM
Walker: I bet he got his painkillers.

I bet if I was the judge on the case, his ass would be chained to a cot in a basement and he would get nothing but bread and water for three months. No painkillers. Fark those farking dopeheads.
They deserve the screaming mimis, DTs, and huge bats crawling all over them.

Stop coddling these farking losers.
 
2011-12-28 12:36:01 PM
iheartscotch: Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.


Yeah, they gave me Valium before mine and all it did to me is make me fall asleep in the waiting room. Now, Vicodin....THAT'S the stuff! Makes you feel good all over and you don't give a f*ck about anything. You can walk around like Leonardo DiCaprio swinging your arms and saying "Not a f*ck was given that day!".
 
2011-12-28 12:36:33 PM
zinny: I asked one regular "here to try again"? He wasn't amused.

Just kick him in the balls next time.
And out the door.
Repeat.
 
2011-12-28 12:39:55 PM
If he shot himself in the ankle, he probably had a bulged disc that was giving him pain all down his leg. Otherwise, if it was just for treatment I'd try for something less useful.
 
2011-12-28 12:40:28 PM
Talk about going off half cocked!


*groan*
 
2011-12-28 12:42:38 PM
offmymeds: iheartscotch: Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.

Valium's not a painkiller.


I am well aware of that, they don't give it to you for pain, they give it to you to keep your eyes from moving. I figured the part about incoming csb would denote that the following comment was only tangentially related to the topic
 
2011-12-28 12:47:37 PM
I know why MJ enjoyed his Propofol. I got that when I had a colonoscopy. I woke up with a clean ass, asking for more!
 
2011-12-28 12:48:17 PM
Subby thinks this sort of thing is uncommon?
 
2011-12-28 12:48:45 PM
Walker: iheartscotch: Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.

Yeah, they gave me Valium before mine and all it did to me is make me fall asleep in the waiting room. Now, Vicodin....THAT'S the stuff! Makes you feel good all over and you don't give a f*ck about anything. You can walk around like Leonardo DiCaprio swinging your arms and saying "Not a f*ck was given that day!".


I did get very sleepy. I just felt good, I got to go home and sleep the rest of the day away. I shall have to try Vicodin the next time I have to get major surgury or something.
 
2011-12-28 12:53:17 PM
iheartscotch: offmymeds: iheartscotch: Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.

Valium's not a painkiller.

I am well aware of that, they don't give it to you for pain, they give it to you to keep your eyes from moving. I figured the part about incoming csb would denote that the following comment was only tangentially related to the topic


Ah! Very well MSgt! Carry on!
 
2011-12-28 01:04:08 PM
vudukungfu On the contrary, let them purchase all the relief they want without an ER gatekeeper. That would keep recreational users out of the ER and then reasonable people could get a reasonable medical guidance for their problem pain. ER doctors could treat the patient without making the patient prove "innocence" first.
 
2011-12-28 01:31:00 PM
Was this a Carl Hiaasen novel?
 
2011-12-28 02:01:18 PM
HAHAHA untreated addiction drove a man to desperate self mutilation lol it's not news its FARK
 
2011-12-28 02:19:58 PM
Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.


So much this.

Hell, I have another fusion coming up in 2 weeks and I still can't get the meds I need to function.
 
2011-12-28 02:20:09 PM
Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.


THIS. I have been on several Schedule II drugs for years and god forbid if I run out and my doctor isn't available. Try going to an ER and asking for morphine or amphetamine. Good luck with that. And my doc can't write more than a 30 day supply for each, so I have to really be on top of making sure that my doctor appointments are scheduled correctly.

ER's have gotten scammed so many times, that people in legitimate pain can't get the painkillers they need. Years ago prior to the docs getting my meds working correctly I had to go to the ER several times with unbelievable pain. They're usual protocol was to inject something like tramadol, which for me had very very little effect. About the only thing that worked was demerol, but God forbid you ask for the drug that works. You are quickly dismissed as a drug seeker and denied. So, I would turn down the tramadol as it didn't work. If they gave it to me then I had a useless drug in my system and it prevented me from trying to take anything else to relieve the pain. If I couldn't get anything for the pain, at least if you drink enough boooze you will eventually pass out.

Chronic pain is a biatch. You need the meds just to function as the pain is not able to be described unless you have experienced it. Unfortunately everyone, except your personal doctor, in the medical industry seems to treat you with suspicion. All because drug seeking a-holes have ruined it for those of us in real pain. I guess they're withdrawal symptoms are a biatch. Which brings me to a queston: How bad is withdrawal for these users? The reason I asked is that the few times where I ran out of meds and wasn't able to refill for a day or two I didn't have anything that I would call withdrawal, no sweating or craving. Just lots and lots of pain.

/Chronic pain sucks donkey balls
//swallows a percocet while typing
///hurts today, going to be a wonderful afternoon
 
2011-12-28 02:26:38 PM
zinny: I see this all the time at the hospital where I work (minus the shooting part). "drug seekers" as they are labeled come in with some great, and not so great stories. Some get pretty aggressive when denied drugs, but the giant security guys come and escort them out. Some are so regular in their attempts, they're immediately recognized. I asked one regular "here to try again"? He wasn't amused.

Dont they know they can just buy them over the internet? Even if they aren't internet savvy they can hop a bus to Mexico. The first thing you see when you cross the border is pharmacies.
 
2011-12-28 02:34:08 PM
Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.


If it's something that is already in your medical record I doubt you would have a problem. Urgent care places are pretty much just there to put an ace bandage on you and give you some meds to get you by until you can see your specialist. Try there.
 
2011-12-28 02:52:22 PM
elguerodiablo: zinny: I see this all the time at the hospital where I work (minus the shooting part). "drug seekers" as they are labeled come in with some great, and not so great stories. Some get pretty aggressive when denied drugs, but the giant security guys come and escort them out. Some are so regular in their attempts, they're immediately recognized. I asked one regular "here to try again"? He wasn't amused.

Dont they know they can just buy them over the internet? Even if they aren't internet savvy they can hop a bus to Mexico. The first thing you see when you cross the border is pharmacies.


Sure, they know that. But bus fare costs money and the drugs costs money. If you go to the ER, they will treat you now and bill you later. And you can ignore that bill.
 
2011-12-28 03:22:14 PM
iheartscotch: Incoming csb :
Years ago, I got the LASIK eye surgery. They gave me Valium so my eyes wouldn't move. BEST DAY EVER! I can see how easily you could get hooked on the stuff.

Thus endith the cool story bro.


This.
I work surrounded by booze, 10 hours a day. I've had valium once, and have no idea how one would fake a need for it or get it on the black market. Yet I am much more afraid of becoming a valium addict than an alcoholic.
 
2011-12-28 03:59:42 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.

Kratom is legal
and non-expensive..

and you don't need a prescription.

just buy a box when you can't get to the hospital


I have been using Kratom lately with effective results
 
2011-12-28 04:34:40 PM
Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex Smartest
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2011-12-28 03:59:42 PM


Jon iz teh kewl: Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.

Kratom is legal
and non-expensive..

and you don't need a prescription.

just buy a box when you can't get to the hospital

I have been using Kratom lately with effective results


Where can you get this? At Walgreens or a specialty place?
 
2011-12-28 06:11:21 PM
OBBN: Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.

THIS. I have been on several Schedule II drugs for years and god forbid if I run out and my doctor isn't available. Try going to an ER and asking for morphine or amphetamine. Good luck with that. And my doc can't write more than a 30 day supply for each, so I have to really be on top of making sure that my doctor appointments are scheduled correctly.

ER's have gotten scammed so many times, that people in legitimate pain can't get the painkillers they need. Years ago prior to the docs getting my meds working correctly I had to go to the ER several times with unbelievable pain. They're usual protocol was to inject something like tramadol, which for me had very very little effect. About the only thing that worked was demerol, but God forbid you ask for the drug that works. You are quickly dismissed as a drug seeker and denied. So, I would turn down the tramadol as it didn't work. If they gave it to me then I had a useless drug in my system and it prevented me from trying to take anything else to relieve the pain. If I couldn't get anything for the pain, at least if you drink enough boooze you will eventually pass out.

Chronic pain is a biatch. You need the meds just to function as the pain is not able to be described unless you have experienced it. Unfortunately everyone, except your personal doctor, in the medical industry seems to treat you with suspicion. All because drug seeking a-holes have ruined it for those of us in real pain. I guess they're withdrawal symptoms are a biatch. Which brings me to a queston: How bad is withdrawal for these users? The reason I asked is that ...


Depending on how much you are used to taking it could be a week and a half to two before you start to feel the withdrawal. It begins like the flu. Lots of general aches and sweats and other general nastiness on top of the pain. Best thing you can do is take Diphenhydramine and pass out until it is over.

At the high end of my dosing, I was on a fentanyl patch and had dilaudid for break-through pain. The sad thing is your body gets used to the drug and fights it so you reach a point of diminishing returns on the analgesic effect. It sucks but what are you going to do besides eat a bullet?
 
2011-12-28 06:28:23 PM
zinny: I see this all the time at the hospital where I work (minus the shooting part). "drug seekers" as they are labeled come in with some great, and not so great stories. Some get pretty aggressive when denied drugs, but the giant security guys come and escort them out. Some are so regular in their attempts, they're immediately recognized. I asked one regular "here to try again"? He wasn't amused.

You know what's even worse? When you really do mess up your back and are in horrible pain but the physician will not prescribe opiate painkillers due to "drug seeking" or addiction concerns. I messed up my back so badly that I had to be driven to the hospital and, once treated after an hour of trying to make myself comfortable in the waiting area, my blood pressure was through the roof. The doctor prescribed me Celebrex and ibuprofen, and I was freaking miserable. Went back for a follow up a week later and my blood pressure was back to normal but half my back was still black and blue. Dr. added ice packs to my treatment regimen, still no pain killers.

Fast forward a year later when I'm at my PCP's office to get antibiotics for a bad sinus infection. He asks me if I want some "mercy pills", aka Vicodin, for the pain. They helped tremendously, but my discomfort was probably 1/8 of the back pain.

/csb!
 
2011-12-28 06:30:49 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: Pucca: My neck is messed up due to a car accident 6 years ago. My doctor knows this and gives me Tramadol when I need it. I strained my neck yesterday and I'm in a lot of pain. My doctor is out of town until next week so I'm screwed.

It's because of drug seekers that I won't even try to go to a hospital to get something. I know they won't believe me even though I have an MRI to prove it.

Kratom is legal
and non-expensive..

and you don't need a prescription.

How do you ingest the stuff? I've heard it tastes horrible and you have to eat a heaping spoonful to benefit from it.

just buy a box when you can't get to the hospital
 
2011-12-28 06:59:56 PM
Jynxed: Depending on how much you are used to taking it could be a week and a half to two before you start to feel the withdrawal. It begins like the flu. Lots of general aches and sweats and other general nastiness on top of the pain. Best thing you can do is take Diphenhydramine and pass out until it is over.

At the high end of my dosing, I was on a fentanyl patch and had dilaudid for break-through pain. The sad thing is your body gets used to the drug and fights it so you reach a point of diminishing returns on the analgesic effect. It sucks but what are you going to do besides eat a bullet?



Whoa, you were on fentanyl and didn't have immediate withdrawal after stopping? The half life of that stuff is like 2 hours. I've been addicted to painkillers for non-legitimate reasons and what really makes the difference with when withdrawal starts is the half-life of the drug. The amount you were taking when you stopped generally affects how bad the symptoms are. However with really high doses it does take several half lives for you to have little enough of the drug in your system for withdrawal to start.

/IANAPharmacologist
 
2011-12-28 09:03:27 PM
DasSpaternator: Jynxed: Depending on how much you are used to taking it could be a week and a half to two before you start to feel the withdrawal. It begins like the flu. Lots of general aches and sweats and other general nastiness on top of the pain. Best thing you can do is take Diphenhydramine and pass out until it is over.

At the high end of my dosing, I was on a fentanyl patch and had dilaudid for break-through pain. The sad thing is your body gets used to the drug and fights it so you reach a point of diminishing returns on the analgesic effect. It sucks but what are you going to do besides eat a bullet?


Whoa, you were on fentanyl and didn't have immediate withdrawal after stopping? The half life of that stuff is like 2 hours. I've been addicted to painkillers for non-legitimate reasons and what really makes the difference with when withdrawal starts is the half-life of the drug. The amount you were taking when you stopped generally affects how bad the symptoms are. However with really high doses it does take several half lives for you to have little enough of the drug in your system for withdrawal to start.

/IANAPharmacologist


I was on the Fentynal patch for about two years as well. Thankfully my current Doc got me off it. It worked great when it worked, but when the patch went empty it was hell with the pain. There were a few times the patch tan out and I didn't have another right away. No withdrawal here either. The extended release morphine is much better for me. Much more consistent, not so many ups and downs compared to the Fentynal. I use percocet for breakthru.
 
2011-12-28 09:33:57 PM
zinny: I see this all the time at the hospital where I work (minus the shooting part). "drug seekers" as they are labeled come in with some great, and not so great stories. Some get pretty aggressive when denied drugs, but the giant security guys come and escort them out. Some are so regular in their attempts, they're immediately recognized. I asked one regular "here to try again"? He wasn't amused.

I used to be one of those security guys in college who used to toss such drug seekers out of the ER. But never let a good liberal meme get in the way of a good story, "America bad healthcare, blah blah blah..."

It really does suck, because when you do really need pain meds, you get under-medicated because of all of the the drug-seeking farks. PSA: Hold onto those Vicodins for when you really, really need them! Like when you tear your Achilles tendon.
 
2011-12-28 10:06:39 PM
I've snapped my collarbone, crushed the cartilage that connects my ribcage to my sternum, wrecked my knee, and am currently having horrendous back spasms. I take up to 6 Aleve a day, because what the fark else am I going to take?

Go to the doctor, they frown at me when I say I'm there for pain issues (with X-Rays). They frown again when I tell them how much Aleve I take, and say it's too much.

Then they write me a prescription for Aleve.
 
2011-12-28 11:13:53 PM
Wow this story is sad on so many levels. Addiction is a biatch and when in the throes of withdrawal people will do some farked up insane shiat. I in no way condone the man for trying to play the system, ruining it for people in real pain, but someone in active addiction is not in their right mind. I have quite a few friends who were addicts and are now recovering - and they some of the best people I have ever met. Yet when you put them in the middle of their worst times as an addict, their actions would have you think they are nothing but scum. I don't know, there is a lot of stigma surrounding addiction and really more affordable resources need to be available to help these people. Sometimes just going to NA and trying to stop cold turkey just won't do it. Rehabs, meds to ease withdrawal, education, etc.
 
2011-12-29 04:48:55 AM
Broke my clavicle last year. Didn't ask for it, but they gave me vicodin in ER. Took the first dose and threw up. Had my friend sell the rest and made two hundred bucks.
People on opiates can't accept feeling any pain cause they are pussies. I get it post op, but cmon, grab some hard booze and grow some balls.
 
2011-12-29 08:55:10 AM
frozenhotchocolate: Broke my clavicle last year. Didn't ask for it, but they gave me vicodin in ER. Took the first dose and threw up. Had my friend sell the rest and made two hundred bucks.
People on opiates can't accept feeling any pain cause they are pussies. I get it post op, but cmon, grab some hard booze and grow some balls.


Yes this is true. But that doesn't excuse you from BREAKING THE LAW BY SELLING> U ARE JUST AS BAD AS THOSE DRUG USERS!!
 
2011-12-29 12:53:35 PM
frozenhotchocolate: Broke my clavicle last year. Didn't ask for it, but they gave me vicodin in ER. Took the first dose and threw up. Had my friend sell the rest and made two hundred bucks.
People on opiates can't accept feeling any pain cause they are pussies. I get it post op, but cmon, grab some hard booze and grow some balls.


People who take one dose of lortab and puke are pussies, not the people who genuinely need to get through their day pain-free. Oh, yeah, and not become an alcoholic.
 
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