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(Some Guy) Obvious Bad things are bound to happen if you are overweight and horny, and decide to observe the seven-year anniversary of your best friend's death by visiting a whorehouse in Phuket   (perthnow.com.au) divider line 44
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 08:18:59 AM
At least his epitaph can honestly say he died doing what he loved.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 08:40:08 AM
St_Francis_P: At least his epitaph can honestly say he died doing what he loved.

Whores.
 
jaydp88
2011-12-28 10:35:28 AM
Seriousry?
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-12-28 10:36:23 AM
St_Francis_P: At least his epitaph can honestly say he died doing what he loved.

Transvestites?
 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:38:28 AM
Heh, Phuket
 
HailRobonia
2011-12-28 10:39:37 AM
The man, in Thailand to mark the anniversary of a friend's death in the Boxing Day tsunami seven years ago.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
 
stevarooni
2011-12-28 10:39:51 AM
Dead at 30? Yikes! Sounds like he was headed for death somehow.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:41:22 AM
Phuket?

/Phukthat
 
BigMevy
2011-12-28 10:41:23 AM
Well, I think I can honestly say I can think of a hell of a lot worse ways to exit this world.
 
spentmiles
2011-12-28 10:42:34 AM
"Have you seen my belt?"

i40.tinypic.com
 
bearded clamorer
2011-12-28 10:44:54 AM
Headline sounds like fodder for MaxxLarge.
 
MAYORBOB
2011-12-28 10:49:27 AM
Obit headline on website -- Phuket tourist mourns tsunami friend, has sex with two Patong bar hostesses, and dies" He'll never live that one down.
 
Invisible Pedestrian
2011-12-28 10:53:39 AM
Sometimes you just gotta say Phuket.

/then Phuket
 
GungFu
2011-12-28 10:54:09 AM
Fatty farang foreigner, farking for friend, found farked in Phuket.
 
Iggymac
2011-12-28 10:54:53 AM
MAYORBOB: Obit headline on website -- Phuket tourist mourns tsunami friend, has sex with two Patong bar hostesses, and dies" He'll never live that one down.

No having to read between the lines with that headline. Pretty much tells the whole story in 14 words.
 
I am not a Limivore
2011-12-28 10:55:00 AM
That's not a bad way to go. Phuket-ed.

/ I'll bet more than a single Phuk was given that day.
 
tom baker's scarf
2011-12-28 10:57:19 AM
I can think of worse ways to go. He was probably having the naughtykinkynastyfun time of his life & now he won't have to deal with the not so fun aftermath that would seem to be the inevitable result of said naughtykinkynastyfun.
 
obscure_reference_man
2011-12-28 11:01:41 AM
Line from the article: "A friend of the 30-year-old discovered his body yesterday morning, the Phuket Wan Tourism News reported local police as saying."

Phuket Tourism's new tag line: "Phuket - our whores are to die for!"
 
OscarTamerz
2011-12-28 11:05:53 AM

You know who else died with drugs and 2 hookers in his hotel room?

www.johnentwistle.com
John Entwistle
 
redmid17
2011-12-28 11:09:41 AM
images.wikia.com

What, boyfriend? It was two weeks in Phuket. Anything goes over there.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-12-28 11:11:24 AM
A NEW Zealand man has died after a reported sex romp with two Thai prostitutes.

This is not a bad way to go. Phuked to death
 
jmsvrsn
2011-12-28 11:12:22 AM
Where they giving him murray head?
 
T-Boy
2011-12-28 11:14:18 AM
If you plan to take a trip to Thailand, you should take your pre-trip training seriously.
 
Iggymac
2011-12-28 11:14:24 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A NEW Zealand man has died after a reported sex romp with two Thai prostitutes.

This is not a bad way to go. Phuked to death

He was from NZ? I didn´t think they had sheep in Thailand?
 
Foreground My Ass
2011-12-28 11:17:40 AM
Invisible Pedestrian: Sometimes you just gotta say Phuket.

/then Phuket

At lest he dint die from beating his dick like it owed him money.....
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2011-12-28 11:20:15 AM
Why does it matter if someone is overweight. I mean they look normal.

It's the morbidly obese people that are the problem
 
stiletto_the_wise
2011-12-28 11:21:56 AM
You know what, screw the haters. That's the only way to go out, folks, two Thai hookers farking you till your last breath. As long as they're not transvestites.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2011-12-28 11:24:20 AM
stiletto_the_wise: You know what, screw the haters. That's the only way to go out, folks, two Thai hookers farking you till your last breath. As long as they're not transvestites.

Well if I'm going to die anyway, this seems like a good time to try something new.
 
igjreilly
2011-12-28 11:27:12 AM
I guess God needed a whore monger with Him in heaven.
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:30:23 AM
Wow if this isn't motivation to not be obese I don't know what is.
 
stuffy
2011-12-28 11:57:00 AM
How do I want to die?
this
 
mitEj [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 12:05:04 PM
Why the hell is this not listed with a Hero tag ?

The man goes out in a way that many a man would be proud to.

Personally I would like to think it would take more than 2 Thai women (Personal choice) to kill me with sex.

But maybe it was some bad Viagra rip off drug that did it ?

I would salute you sir but from the article I am guessing your little solder was saluting enough for all of us.
 
Deacon Blue [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 12:13:50 PM
FTFA: The prostitutes were not in the room when the body was found, Lt Jakapong said

I'll bet they got out of that room so fast...
 
Iggymac
2011-12-28 12:36:52 PM
Gives new (and very concrete) meaning to the expression ¨he had the life sucked out of him¨
 
Foshizl
2011-12-28 12:40:05 PM
This is off topic, but the picture at the top of the article isn't in pharket..... It's at Pattaya Beach in Thailand.

/Yup been in there
// and out in 5 min
/// ok 3 min
 
brap [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:16:41 PM
This one's for you bro!
*blort!*
GAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
 
mikdeetx
2011-12-28 01:17:10 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who went to the Thai town of Phuket...
Two fillies he laid
After they got paid
Decided to go kick the bucket.
 
mjjt
2011-12-28 01:22:00 PM
Update

The man found dead in a Thai guest house on Boxing Day is not a New Zealand citizen.

Phuket Wan Tourism News reported that the man was a Kiwi, and that Thai police believe he died following a sex romp after downing a cocktail of alcohol and a sex stimulant.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade said it is not sure how the man is connected to New Zealand, but because he is not a citizen of this country, and it will be making no further inquiries.

That'll explain the absence of ruminant quadrupeds

"The Phuket Wan Tourism News reported that at least two other male tourists in Patong had died in similar circumstances in the last year.
 
gja
2011-12-28 01:31:06 PM
Apparently he took the "checkout times" rule literally.

/i know i will burn for that, fark it, it the least of my transgressions
 
trekkiecougar [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 01:52:13 PM
mikdeetx: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who went to the Thai town of Phuket...
Two fillies he laid
After they got paid
Decided to go kick the bucket.

Bravo sir!!!
 
LungTotalAssWarlord
2011-12-28 04:09:00 PM
mikdeetx: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who went to the Thai town of Phuket...
Two fillies he laid
After they got paid
Decided to go kick the bucket.

Nice, but sadly, it is actually pronounced more like "Poo-Ket".
 
Bastinado
2011-12-28 04:18:12 PM
mikdeetx: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who went to the Thai town of Phuket...
Two fillies he laid
After they got paid
Decided to go kick the bucket.

Phuket does not rhyme with bucket.

Poo Ket
 
Bastinado
2011-12-28 04:18:59 PM
Bastinado: mikdeetx: There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who went to the Thai town of Phuket...
Two fillies he laid
After they got paid
Decided to go kick the bucket.

Phuket does not rhyme with bucket.

Poo Ket

.... as the guy right above me just noted!!!!
 
caddisfly
2011-12-28 06:44:28 PM
I leave for Thailand in two weeks so I'm getting a . . . [grabs chest] *ack*
 
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