Yup

Don't be absurd, you can't own a gun in Chicago.

You never hear of incidents like these happening at a Cracker Barrel.

I guess the people in there weren't abreast of the situation going on outside. If they were, they might have legged it out of there and might only have been winged by the shots

Mark Ratner: You never hear of incidents like these happening at a Cracker Barrel.

Yeah, you do. (new window) Just no one gets hit.

Ah, yes, something bad has happened in this nation of 300 million people.
And here come the Phark Philosophers, to explain to us all WHY it happened.
It's the poverty cause by the pigs on Wall Street.
It's the degenerative moral effects of liberalism on society.
It's the "race" of the people involved.
It's the availability/unavailability of guns.
It's the oppressive presence of Apple products and their users.
It's NONE of those things!

Are you people so stupid that you don't realise that it's MY pet peeve that causes all these bad things to happen, and not yours?
The issue I am obsessed with is responsible for ALL the trouble in the world - and anytime anything bad happens, I'll be here to explain it to you.

Oh, and I forgot to mention: I also know the SOLUTION to all these horrible problems!
Long, tough, jail sentences.
Plentiful and generous social services.
Capital punishment.
Education.
Give everybody a gun.
Take everybody's gun away.
None of those things.

The whole world is a really simple place if you just know all the answers!

And it helps to be twelve.

darthgarlic: Dont feed the jso2897 trolls.

Aw, C'mon. Feed the trolls.
Do it for the lulz.

Mark Ratner: You never hear of incidents like these happening at a Cracker Barrel.

'Cracka'

Mark Ratner: You never hear of incidents like these happening at a Cracker Barrel.

Not with handguns. Usually shotguns or deer rifles.

Is it too late to order two breastusus', two thighs, and a greasy box?

/hold the bullets
//Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken FTW

Took me a minute, subby, but....

/+1

Won't somebody think of the biscuits!!??

You dont need biskit if you has greasy box.


Don't make me start shooting...

was it this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg&feature=share

there has to be a new meme in there somewhere

bmongar: jso2897: Ah, yes, something bad has happened in this nation of 300 million people.
And here come the Phark Philosophers, to explain to us all WHY it happened.
It's the poverty cause by the pigs on Wall Street.
It's the degenerative moral effects of liberalism on society.
It's the "race" of the people involved.
It's the availability/unavailability of guns.
It's the oppressive presence of Apple products and their users.
It's NONE of those things!

Are you people so stupid that you don't realise that it's MY pet peeve that causes all these bad things to happen, and not yours?
The issue I am obsessed with is responsible for ALL the trouble in the world - and anytime anything bad happens, I'll be here to explain it to you.

So this was caused by over generalizing the cause of socitie's issues to a single cause?

That's just what I want you to think!