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cretinbob

2011-12-28 12:05:46 AM

So that's where he was hiding

doglover

2011-12-28 01:03:50 AM

That's nothin'. I washed my undies, found Mr Hankie.

Solty Dog

2011-12-28 01:42:11 AM

And lo...he thusly spake, "I will return to you my children...in the form...of a sock"

"Here endeth the lesson"

Torgo_of_Manos

2011-12-28 03:59:30 AM

Since Jesus wore sandals I see a serious wardrobe malfunction here.

/never sure why it's always Jesus' face everyone sees. He looks a little like Nick Cage if you ask me.
// I could see Nick Cage hanging out in a sock.

friedlinx

2011-12-28 04:41:34 AM

It's more like this

/Here's Jesus

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2011-12-28 04:42:01 AM

If I found Jesus in my socks, I'd ask him why he isn't mowing my lawn

The Voice of Doom

2011-12-28 04:43:38 AM

MrEricSir

2011-12-28 04:44:40 AM

You know who else's face appears in odd places?

Diogenes The Cynic

2011-12-28 04:45:36 AM

How come these people never see John The Baptist?

Its always Jesus or Mary.

gregscott

2011-12-28 04:46:52 AM

I understand the brain's propensity to see faces everywhere. But why do these people think that is Jesus?
I don't see a crown of thorns, or a robe, or any other indication.
For that matter, we don't know what he looked like. What makes them think it was Jesus?
Do they want pilgrims to come to witness their laundry?

SwiftFox

2011-12-28 04:47:12 AM

I stared at it and first saw a helmeted Darth Vader on his side.

Then I saw the alien in the Star Trek: TOS "The Tholian Web" episode.

If that's Jesus, he doesn't look happy.

dickfreckle

2011-12-28 04:47:45 AM

I woke up with Mary's slug trail across my abdomen. Where's my article?

man metaphysical

2011-12-28 04:50:38 AM

What is this..I don't even..

Notabunny

2011-12-28 04:57:32 AM

gregscott: I don't see a crown of thorns, or a robe, or any other indication.

Consider the medium. It's a sock, for cryin' out loud. Jesus is clearly trying to speak to Ms Crane through the art of origami. It's not His fault she doesn't wear paper socks. Apparently Siri won't send a tweet for Jesus, so Ms Crane shouldn't be surprised to find holy haiku on her next Cup O Noodles.

Crude

2011-12-28 05:01:13 AM

Now, go build a pyramid for me, biatch.

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-12-28 05:04:39 AM

Two thousand tears ago he was feeding thousands with two fish, turning water to wine, expelling demons, and healing the sick and infirm.

Now all he does is appear in clothes, food, and dead trees.

Color me unimpressed.

liquidsiphon

2011-12-28 05:08:19 AM

With a little goldbond the sock problem is fixed.

Bob_Sled

2011-12-28 05:08:32 AM

Surool

2011-12-28 05:12:10 AM

Crude: [www.newanimal.org image 250x375]

Now, go build a pyramid for me, biatch.

The Goa'uld were the ones who wanted us to build pyramids, not the Asgard.

publikenemy

2011-12-28 05:14:18 AM

Wait..is it?...it is! There is a vagina hanging in the sock on the right! Can you see it? Vagina is hanging out on a clothes line!! I'm gonna go grab the KY!!

Dead for Tax Reasons

2011-12-28 05:16:28 AM

Dammit jesus, stop rubbing your grubby face in my clean laundry

Teknowaffle

2011-12-28 05:19:46 AM

"Hey, Jesus, why are you appearing in old socks rather than helping the poor and starving?"

"For the lulz"

othmar

2011-12-28 05:28:01 AM

all i found after washing my socks was " Lent ".

The Voice of Doom

2011-12-28 05:28:06 AM

alienation

2011-12-28 05:45:02 AM

If you see Jesus in sock wrinkles, then you're already blessed.. And by blessed, I mean retarded!

Type40

2011-12-28 05:54:14 AM

It makes sence, the first time he appeared was while sheapards washed their socks by night (as the song goes), so this was obviously supposed to be the second coming, quick, start checking mangers, stables, anywhere their might be poor people giving birth, perhapse the Messiah has returned.

strapp3r

2011-12-28 05:59:04 AM

/bligz

CeroX

2011-12-28 06:11:38 AM

looks like swamp thing to me...

FuryOfFirestorm

2011-12-28 06:15:47 AM

Jesus died for your stains.

314/

2011-12-28 06:22:55 AM

Wait a minute: I thought it was while -SHEPHERDS- were washing their socks by night that the Angel of the Lord appeared to them...

/Now I have to go back and re-read the Gospel according to Luke...

//Long way to go for a bad pun...

314/

2011-12-28 06:24:06 AM

Shakes tiny fist at Type 40...

ImmaHoopyFrood

2011-12-28 06:26:02 AM

I have to repost my weird moulding pics. These are from a piece I stained and put in a bathroom. My digital camera sucked at the time, but when you look at them in person the images jump out at you.

Blues singer
howtopool.com

Queen/Nun Something...
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tinfoil-hat maggie

2011-12-28 06:28:29 AM

It's so nice a maid and a gardener can hook up in this country.
/What? ; )

Olympus Mons

2011-12-28 06:34:28 AM

Seriously... get your head out of your ass lady.

Life_is_a_carnivore

2011-12-28 06:36:58 AM

C3P0

Fallout Boy

2011-12-28 06:39:28 AM

That's more impressive than what you'll usually find on my socks.

CeroX

2011-12-28 06:47:36 AM

i will now start using the term "jesus christ on a sock"

TheMega

2011-12-28 07:10:20 AM

OH MY GOD!!!!

TalenLee

2011-12-28 07:21:59 AM

I want every last person involved in calling this 'news' to slap themselves in the face, very hard, right now.

abhorrent1

2011-12-28 07:35:55 AM

WTF IS THIS shiat?

Spoon over Marin

2011-12-28 07:36:55 AM

DARN

fudgefactor7

2011-12-28 07:44:40 AM

That's not Jesus, that's Frank Zappa.

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired

2011-12-28 07:49:15 AM

Ah, stupid people. Mornings would be so much more boring without them.

strife

2011-12-28 07:52:50 AM

Pareidolia

/it's still a sock

ivanar

2011-12-28 08:01:51 AM

Definitely a newsworthy story!!!! Oh dear.

I_Am_Weasel

2011-12-28 08:06:52 AM

TalenLee: I want every last person involved in calling this 'news' to slap themselves in the face, very hard, right now.

It's the Daily Mail, they've already surrendered their integrity.

SharkTrager

2011-12-28 08:23:34 AM

Fallout Boy: That's more impressive than what you'll usually find on my socks.

It's less impressive than what I usually leave in your socks though.

imontheinternet

2011-12-28 08:31:55 AM