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exvaxman
2011-12-27 09:11:57 PM
The stock is a worthless piece of paper. However the wife insisted that I get one for the kid for his Christmas present. And now I am also facing framing fees.
Jimmyboy
2011-12-27 09:29:38 PM
Got one for my son, I know it's worthless but he loves the Pack. Pretty cool gift INMO.
JerseyTim
2011-12-27 09:38:48 PM
Can they be purchased at Menards?
Zoomaster
2011-12-27 10:38:43 PM
Call my broker NOW
Cereal Fetish
2011-12-27 10:38:57 PM
VvonderJesus
2011-12-27 10:40:13 PM
Sorry, I'd rather spend my money on something worthwhile, like naming a star for my girlfriend.
expobill
2011-12-27 10:42:36 PM
expobill
2011-12-27 10:43:13 PM
Cereal Fetish
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[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]
PACKERS!
expobill
2011-12-27 10:45:02 PM
JerseyTim
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Can they be purchased at Menards?
no, dontchaknow, because ya can't save big money with these.
/how are the senator herb kohl's stores in duh garden state do'in?
moefuggenbrew
2011-12-27 10:48:57 PM
I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
demonfaerie
2011-12-27 10:51:22 PM
moefuggenbrew
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I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
eddievercetti
2011-12-27 10:52:11 PM
expobill
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Cereal Fetish: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]
PACKERS!
Honey, PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-12-27 11:04:14 PM
exvaxman
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The stock is a worthless piece of paper. However the wife insisted that I get one for the kid for his Christmas present. And now I am also facing framing fees.
I know someone who got in on the batch before this one, and I believe they mentioned that there are 'shareholder tours' where you get to go to the Locker Room, and onto the field, etc.
Sabyen91
2011-12-27 11:04:25 PM
VvonderJesus
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Sorry, I'd rather spend my money on something worthwhile, like naming a star for my girlfriend.
Or a stadium. :)
The5thElement
2011-12-27 11:04:37 PM
expobill
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JerseyTim: Can they be purchased at Menards?
no, dontchaknow, because ya can't save big money with these.
/how are the senator herb kohl's stores in duh garden state do'in?
Try Rosen Honda. It's home of THE TOTAL PACKAGE!
xaks
2011-12-27 11:14:07 PM
Disclaimer: Wisconsinite, stockholder.
Owning Packer stock is NOT a financial investment that pays dividends. It isn't an investment at all, in the classic definition of the word.
...
Been there, done that. I'm on the season ticket waiting list. I'm a stockholder, and have been on the stockholder tours (which are farking awesome, btw). There's a reason only Green Bay can do what they do, and things like this are the reasons why.
The rest can look on from outside. Y'all don't belong. Yes, actually, they ARE *my* team.
Rex Dart
2011-12-27 11:20:08 PM
eddievercetti
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expobill: Cereal Fetish: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]
PACKERS!
Honey, PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!
I'm goin' to Taco John's 'til this blows over!
ciderczar
2011-12-27 11:22:35 PM
PACKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-27 11:31:58 PM
ciderczar
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[2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x360]
PACKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pack... Packers?
DA PACKERS WON DA SUPER BOWL! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SharkTrager
2011-12-27 11:34:06 PM
DeathByGeekSquad
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exvaxman: The stock is a worthless piece of paper. However the wife insisted that I get one for the kid for his Christmas present. And now I am also facing framing fees.
I know someone who got in on the batch before this one, and I believe they mentioned that there are 'shareholder tours' where you get to go to the Locker Room, and onto the field, etc.
Odd, anyone can do that at Cowboy's Stadium. I've done it. Even played catch on the field and could have kicked field goals if I wanted to.
Mugato
2011-12-27 11:51:25 PM
All you posters have been hittin the booze!
and PACKERS!
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-27 11:53:44 PM
Mugato
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All you posters have been hittin the booze!
and PACKERS!
Go. Packers.
/dedicated to the memory of Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch.
steamingpile
2011-12-27 11:54:02 PM
demonfaerie
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moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
expobill
2011-12-27 11:57:35 PM
steamingpile
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but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
how would you know?
at least we can survive driving on the roads getting to somewhere where we can't do anything.
Ken VeryBigLiar
2011-12-28 12:00:54 AM
steamingpile
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Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude
and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Wouldn't that make Browns and Bengals fans drooling retards?
/Not a Packer fan, thank you.
demonfaerie
2011-12-28 12:07:11 AM
steamingpile
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demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
They have won the most championships games than any NFL team in history. They won a bunch before they were called the Super Bowl, and won the first two ever. They also won 2 more. If you don't like them fine, but they don't suck, and neither do the fans. The fans care about the team so much they are willing to give their money to help them out, and the team is grateful for it. Plus since they are non profit they donate a lot of money to charity without feeling obligated to do so.
Also in Wisconsin we know hot to kill for food, survive freezing temps and warm temps as well. Also we have beer, cheese, and brats.
The5thElement
2011-12-28 12:09:10 AM
steamingpile
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demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Ummmm.....they can't leave. If it came down to it, the team folds and all proceeds go to the Green Bay Boys Club according to team bylaws.
Deftoons
2011-12-28 12:11:29 AM
steamingpile
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Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Somebody's jealous.
/and historically inaccurate
Lou Cypher
2011-12-28 12:46:19 AM
I wouldn't drop cash on either thing, but I'd buy a share of "stock" before spending the $100+ they want for many player jerseys.
Murphyr
2011-12-28 12:52:52 AM
FirstNationalBastard
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ciderczar: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x360]
PACKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pack... Packers?
DA PACKERS WON DA SUPER BOWL! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NO MORE SCHOOLS! MORE HOCKEY ARENAS! AND MORE PACKERS!
I sound fat
2011-12-28 12:56:32 AM
steamingpile
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demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Sorry, we cant spend time listening to you, we are busy polishing the 13 NFL championship trophies in the trophy case. Thats more than your team, isnt it? I know that because its more than ANY team.
/ go be a bear fan somewhere else.
colslax
2011-12-28 01:00:57 AM
Cereal Fetish
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[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x333]
Honey Packers won the Super Bowl WOOOOOOOO
xaks
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Disclaimer: Wisconsinite, stockholder.
The rest can look on from outside. Y'all don't belong. Yes, actually, they ARE *my* team.
Exactly! I have a tiny share, but I still own that one share.
Yea, it's a piece of paper, an expensive one at that. We know that is the deal coming into it. It's understood that all it gets you is a piece of paper, an invite to the shareholders meeting and that connection with the guy tailgating next to you in the lot; You're not just hoisting Point beer with a fellow fan...it's a fellow stockholder. It's the group of fans that buy into this small town football NFL franchise that makes it work. And there's a whole lot of us. So laugh, call it stupid. The Packers have sold nearly 250,000 shares of stock at 250 dollar a piece. 62.5 Million (plus the 3/4th of a million coming from this last push)...that's not a bad chunk of a change.
And I am proud to say they're
MY
team.
johne3819
2011-12-28 01:02:43 AM
The NFL's only publicly owned team is applying the proceeds toward a $143 million expansion of Lambeau Field. The Packers have said they would fund the expansion themselves and through private funding, and wouldn't ask taxpayers to contribute as owners of other teams typically do.
This
/Die hard Bears fan
Master Jason
2011-12-28 01:07:45 AM
steamingpile
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demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
I think pretty much any Packer fan knows there were ~25 years of sucking between the late 60's and the early 90's. However, the Packers HAVE won more NFL championships than any other team, so um... yeah.
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-12-28 01:52:25 AM
I sound fat
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steamingpile: demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Sorry, we cant spend time listening to you, we are busy polishing the 13 NFL championship trophies in the trophy case. Thats more than your team, isnt it? I know that because its more than ANY team.
/ go be a bear fan somewhere else.
If I recall correctly, Da Bears have the most overall victories in the NFL, the most players in the Hall of Fame, and the most retired Jerseys.
We'll let you keep your shiny objects.
mikaloyd
2011-12-28 02:03:52 AM
So which stockholders do get paid when the Packers make a profit?
Where does the money go?
demonfaerie
2011-12-28 02:05:34 AM
mikaloyd
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So which stockholders do get paid when the Packers make a profit?
Where does the money go?
First the money goes to the people that work for the Packers, and whatever is left over goes to charity. Its non profit.
mikaloyd
2011-12-28 02:08:52 AM
You could make serious bank as a charity if an NFL team was supporting you with its profits.
demonfaerie
2011-12-28 02:16:31 AM
mikaloyd
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You could make serious bank as a charity if an NFL team was supporting you with its profits.
Yup.
Green Bay Packers Foundation
The team created the Green Bay Packers Foundation in December 1986. The foundation assists in a wide variety of activities and programs that benefit education, civic affairs, health services, human services and youth-related programs.
At the team's 1999 annual stockholders meeting, it was voted to make the foundation the recipient of any remaining assets if the team were to be sold or dissolved. In 1923, the Packers were incorporated in Wisconsin as a nonprofit corporation, with stipulations that if the Packers were sold, all assets would be transferred to the Sullivan-Wallen Post of the American Legion in order to build a "proper soldiers memorial." No shareholder can own more than 200 shares in the company. This has put the Packers in a unique situation, as it would be impossible to move the team from Wisconsin. In turn, the franchise has remained in the tiny market of Green Bay.
isabps
2011-12-28 02:28:01 AM
DeathByGeekSquad
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I sound fat: steamingpile: demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Sorry, we cant spend time listening to you, we are busy polishing the 13 NFL championship trophies in the trophy case. Thats more than your team, isnt it? I know that because its more than ANY team.
/ go be a bear fan somewhere else.
If I recall correctly, Da Bears have the most overall victories in the NFL, the most players in the Hall of Fame, and the most retired Jerseys.
We'll let you keep your shiny objects.
Retired jerseys? Really?
Gosling
2011-12-28 02:30:41 AM
I got a share for my dad for Christmas. Eyes went the size of dinner plates. I've rarely ever seen him so excited.
That's the thing. We all know it's worthless, and yet
we don't give a damn.
The5thElement
2011-12-28 02:34:37 AM
DeathByGeekSquad
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I sound fat: steamingpile: demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
Sorry, we cant spend time listening to you, we are busy polishing the 13 NFL championship trophies in the trophy case. Thats more than your team, isnt it? I know that because its more than ANY team.
/ go be a bear fan somewhere else.
If I recall correctly, Da Bears have the most overall victories in the NFL, the most players in the Hall of Fame, and the most retired Jerseys.
We'll let you keep your shiny objects.
That's a done deal.
Gosling
2011-12-28 02:47:17 AM
DeathByGeekSquad
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If I recall correctly, Da Bears have the most overall victories in the NFL, the most players in the Hall of Fame, and the most retired Jerseys.
We'll let you keep your shiny objects.
Um... okay. We see you've got a shiny object in Chicago. We'd be happy to take it off your hands if you don't want it.
jazz710
2011-12-28 02:48:21 AM
A lot of stupid hate in this thread. These are a really cool piece of sports history and say a lot (positively) about the fanbase in Green Bay.
As a Bills fan, I wish RWJr. would keel over and WNY would have a chance to give the Bills this type of love. We'd do it in a second, even with the last 10+ years of bad football.
/Go Bills
//Go Pack (Great fans, minus obvious bandwagoners)
///Go Fins (Just this week, because fark the Jets)
puffy999
2011-12-28 03:12:38 AM
I really don't understand why buying a share of Packers stock is so absurd, when people will spend $250 on a television that will die within 2 years.
Freak
2011-12-28 03:13:26 AM
steamingpile
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demonfaerie: moefuggenbrew: I wonder when other companies will start to do this - disguise donations as stock
They can't, since the Packers are a non profit organization, and they are grandfathered into being the only team in the NFL to do so. At least the shares go into helping the team, and not asking the state to do so or threaten to leave.
Really? If the team were to leave there would be a riot on their hands so the state has to fund them and keep their stadium.
Packers fans are the dumbest in the NFL, 30 years of suckitude and now they act like they have always been great and the morons pony up hard earned money for useless pieces of paper, but then its wisconsin there is nothing else to do.
They won the Super Bowl a little over a decade ago in case you don't remember. Guy named Brett Favre was the QB. Any of that ring a bell? Not surprised that you're leaving a steaming pile on yet another thread though. Go jerk off over the SEC, you obviously don't know anything about the NFL.
/Not a cheesehead.
johne3819
2011-12-28 03:20:49 AM
Gosling
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DeathByGeekSquad: If I recall correctly, Da Bears have the most overall victories in the NFL, the most players in the Hall of Fame, and the most retired Jerseys.
We'll let you keep your shiny objects.
Um... okay. We see you've got a shiny object in Chicago. We'd be happy to take it off your hands if you don't want it.
That stupid BEAN? You can have it.
dickfreckle
2011-12-28 03:25:27 AM
Sabyen91
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VvonderJesus: Sorry, I'd rather spend my money on something worthwhile, like naming a star for my girlfriend.
Or a stadium. :)
The Superdome was always special because she was, well, still the Louisiana Superdome. It's a farking ridiculous-looking UFO that landed right downtown and served as one of the most oft-used facilities for Games That Matter, regardless of sport.
It was a part of us - and still is - but the recent Mercedes branding has irked me. Some find the lighting gorgeous and state of the art, but I think it's gaudy as fark. Back in 2010 we rode by the Dome with her soft glow and dammit, we liked it.
/yes, I am licking bark from a tree
//Louisiana Superdome...I'm taking it back
dickfreckle
2011-12-28 03:26:07 AM
Sorry to have jacked the thread guys. Carry on.
:(
robsul82
2011-12-28 03:38:23 AM
I sound fat
:
Sorry, we cant spend time listening to you, we are busy polishing the 13 NFL championship trophies in the trophy case. Thats more than your team, isnt it? I know that because its more than ANY team.
/ go be a bear fan somewhere else.
Not a Bears fan. A whiny, petulant Falcons fan with a grudge after the beating Rodgers and the Pack gave his team in the playoffs last year. Just wait until he breaks out his classic "I can't wait for Rodgers' O-line to fall apart so he'll go back to sucking again" routine.
Freak
:
They won the Super Bowl a little over a decade ago in case you don't remember. Guy named Brett Favre was the QB.
Get ready for the
steamingpile
Goalpost Moving Company to hit the thread.
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