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ThatGuyGreg

2011-12-27 10:04:31 PM

Ground up and in the freezer?

Calmamity

2011-12-27 10:15:46 PM

Dehydrated and crunchy?

Richard Saunders

2011-12-27 10:21:32 PM

Hot and in his lap?

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-27 10:25:49 PM

Willing to put in the time and energy to make his limp, withered penis into a raging erection?

/that's some damn fine coffee.

Speedofdarkness

2011-12-27 10:57:57 PM

Strong and nutty?

Makh

2011-12-27 11:00:28 PM

Brought to him in a burlap sack by a guy named Juan?

WhoIsWillo

2011-12-27 11:06:15 PM

Overpriced and available on every street corner?

AirForceVet

2011-12-27 11:13:35 PM

With cream?

Mugato

2011-12-27 11:16:09 PM

Black?

Darth_Lukecash

2011-12-27 11:44:22 PM

In a cup?

shanrick

2011-12-27 11:54:38 PM

oblig. (new window)

cranberryzero

2011-12-28 12:08:44 AM

Black and bitter?

playblu

2011-12-28 12:27:11 AM

Stung repeatedly by bees?

SnarfVader

2011-12-28 12:34:09 AM

With a grilled cheese sandwich?

Mark Ratner

2011-12-28 02:15:22 AM

Mugato: Black?

Uhhh, I believe the preferred terminology is Africanized.

/bzzzzizzle

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2011-12-28 02:35:09 AM

Costing $5?

nicoffeine

2011-12-28 02:36:20 AM

Black and wearing a cup?

/nttawwt

Notabunny

2011-12-28 02:36:34 AM

With a hoagie in one hand and a beer in the other?

Kejlina

2011-12-28 02:39:10 AM

Aromatic, brown and steamy?

Notabunny

2011-12-28 02:39:20 AM

Notabunny: With a hoagie in one hand and a beer in the other?

No. I have no idea what I meant, either.

nicoffeine

2011-12-28 02:40:21 AM

Left in the pot too long and handed to him with his name misspelled on it with a Sharpie?

AaronB1138

2011-12-28 02:40:24 AM

GAT_00: 12 years old and kept in a barrel?

He's not an educator, and the reference is not to bourbon / scotch / whiskey.

/Besides, it's 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Driver

2011-12-28 02:41:02 AM

With a bit of honey?

inkblot

2011-12-28 02:41:24 AM

Same way he likes his bees: African.

encyclopediaplushuman

2011-12-28 02:41:37 AM

This thread is full of win.

Optimal_Illusion

2011-12-28 02:44:21 AM

Pooped from a cat?

pedobearapproved

2011-12-28 02:45:38 AM

Cold, stiff, and black?

SnakeMan

2011-12-28 02:46:45 AM

There should be a button to mark EVERYONE "Funny". Then I can uncheck the ones NOT funny. More efficient that way for threads like this.

meatofmystery

2011-12-28 02:47:03 AM

From the hills of Columbia?

pedobearapproved

2011-12-28 02:47:27 AM

voting enabled please!

rocky_howard

2011-12-28 02:50:15 AM

Black, hot and all over his lap?

atari_eric

2011-12-28 02:50:35 AM

Redondo Beach? Crap, I live... around... there!

rocky_howard

2011-12-28 02:51:22 AM

Richard Saunders: Hot and in his lap?

lol damn you!

Okay, new try:

Ready to receive his cream?

powhound

2011-12-28 02:52:48 AM

400 shots at a time?

maxwellton

2011-12-28 02:53:17 AM

Light and sweet?

rocky_howard

2011-12-28 02:54:43 AM

From the Caribbean?

pedobearapproved

2011-12-28 02:54:53 AM

powhound: 400 shots at a time?

Thanks, I just pissed myself...

FDR Jones

2011-12-28 02:55:06 AM

Roasted and consumed in large quantities?

ghendrix

2011-12-28 02:56:06 AM

Sold to him by a Columbian gentleman?

Lenny_da_Hog

2011-12-28 02:57:05 AM

pedobearapproved: voting enabled please!

I figured they greenlighted this thread only to stress-test the smart/funny voting system.

Sir_Spanksalot

2011-12-28 02:57:22 AM

Pooped out from a fruit bat?

que.guero

2011-12-28 02:57:54 AM

Bold, rich and smooth?

steamingpile

2011-12-28 02:59:57 AM

shanrick: oblig. (new window)

So hipsters need to make an eddie izzard reference instead of the one from airplane that everyone would know?

encyclopediaplushuman

2011-12-28 03:03:03 AM

On the coffee table?
In a skimpy jacket?
Handled by baristas?

lopheaded

2011-12-28 03:03:07 AM

Black and filled with cocain?

Dahnkster

2011-12-28 03:04:27 AM

with a wrinkled penis in it's ass?

dbrunker

2011-12-28 03:06:34 AM

I was expecting, "Black as midnight on a moonless night."
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/showing my age

Mock26

2011-12-28 03:09:37 AM

"We have been invaded, by an enemy far more lethal than any human force."

EdgeRunner

2011-12-28 03:11:04 AM

Fresh out of the pot, brown and steaming with a strong aroma?

jingks

2011-12-28 03:13:04 AM

steamingpile: So hipsters need to make an eddie izzard reference instead of the one from airplane that everyone would know?

Austen Powers quotes are also very hipster.

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