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(Smh.com.au) Amusing In this most joyous of seasons, here comes the heart-warming story of the love between a crocodile called Elvis and his lawn mower   (smh.com.au) divider line 22
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nicoffeine
2011-12-28 03:43:55 AM
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Approves
 
DeadMouseTails
2011-12-28 03:53:32 AM
"He's a monster. He's the unfriendliest crocodile you would ever have the pleasure of meeting," said the park's spokeswoman Libby Bain.

Has anyone ever met a friendly crocodile?
 
nicoffeine
2011-12-28 03:55:35 AM
DeadMouseTails: "He's a monster. He's the unfriendliest crocodile you would ever have the pleasure of meeting," said the park's spokeswoman Libby Bain.

Has anyone ever met a friendly crocodile?

Add to that, how would it be a pleasure to meet it?
 
starlost
2011-12-28 03:58:27 AM
was it a snapper lawn mower?
 
Hots_Kebabs
2011-12-28 03:59:49 AM
isleofran.com
 
ivan [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 04:02:57 AM
Great. Now I have a goddam Jan Hammer earworm.
 
HopScotchNSoda
2011-12-28 04:04:53 AM
Done in one.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-28 04:09:43 AM
No, they be stealing my mower!
 
wavion
2011-12-28 04:14:52 AM
I love that he was "crawling onto fishing boats in Darwin Harbor".
 
Keizer_Ghidorah
2011-12-28 04:35:40 AM
HAPPY HAPPY!
JOY JOY!
 
tatum
2011-12-28 05:13:10 AM
Teach the croc to mow the lawn = problem solved.
 
Thats an 827
2011-12-28 05:18:55 AM
AAP General News (Australia)
06-05-2000
QLD: Randy croc sinks seaplane

BRISBANE, June 5 AAP - A randy crocodile sank a seaplane when it tried to mate with
the plane's float.

A spokesman for the Cooktown Coast Guard in north Queensland said today the empty seaplane's
crew were stunned when they watched from ashore and saw the croc make its move.

"I think he got a bit amorous when he saw the float and tried to mount it," the spokesman said.

But the weight of the three-metre crocodile was too much for the lightweight seaplane,
which tipped over and sank in Princess Charlotte Bay, 175km north of Cooktown.

The Coast Guard ...
 
ghare
2011-12-28 05:57:02 AM
let he who has never made it with a lawnmower throw the first stone
 
madgecko13 [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 06:20:35 AM
Nice. I got deleted as threadjacking for asking what the whole smartest/funniest thing was. Makes me more secure in not renewing TF this last round.
 
oldebayer
2011-12-28 07:40:19 AM
Just think of the enormous commercial possibilities if they can produce offspring!
 
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name
2011-12-28 08:40:06 AM
Staff all shook up as 'monster' croc Elvis charges at them at reptile park

"He's just won a big game, so when we get in there to feed him later in the day he's going to be a different crocodile; he's going to be the king."

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
mexican bathtub cheese
2011-12-28 09:51:03 AM
YAWN,

There is no blade on the lawnmower. The water doesn't move at all when the mower goes in, even though it's still running.

You can see there is no blade underneath when the guy pulls it out of the pond. They had to remove the blade so the croc wasn't hurt in the stunt.

I guess a stupid roadside attraction show amounts to news on a slow day.
 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 11:12:50 AM
The crocodile was moved to the park in 2008 after he began causing problems by climbing into fishing boats in Darwin harbor in Australia's north. He also previously ate two of his girlfriends.

At least he didn't break up with them using email.
 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 03:54:43 PM
When the sun beats down and I lie on my bench, I can always hear them talk.
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I haul ass back into the house in gibbering terror.
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-28 05:53:47 PM
mexican bathtub cheese: There is no blade on the lawnmower. The water doesn't move at all when the mower goes in, even though it's still running.

Isn't that a safety feature built into all lawn mowers? Once I let go of the handle on my mower, the blade stops rotating almost immediately.
 
mexican bathtub cheese
2011-12-28 06:04:54 PM
You can see the underside of the mower when he pulls it out of the pond. There isn't any blade.

Most mowers shut off completely when released. That one is still running until it ingests water.
 
steerforth
2011-12-28 07:10:58 PM
mexican bathtub cheese: You can see the underside of the mower when he pulls it out of the pond. There isn't any blade.

Most mowers shut off completely when released. That one is still running until it ingests water.

Way to shiate on a true-love story between a croc and his vibrating friend, Debbie Downer. Is there nothing sacred?
 
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