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$41 billion in unused gift cards is floating around. Congress trying to figure out how to make it count towards deficit reduction
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NewportBarGuy
2011-12-27 08:08:58 PM
I remember when a guy sold his restaurant to his landlord a few years ago. He offered to sell him the unused gift certificates for $.25 on the dollar. They refused. He kept the account and waited the required time period. Had $25,000 to play with because people never used them.
It's amazing how much money is just lying around because people either forget, misplace, or simply don't care.
Benevolent Misanthrope
2011-12-27 08:36:09 PM
I have a gift card for 25 bucks I've had in my wallet for 5 years - I got it as a moving away gift and that group of "national chain" restaurants doesn't have any outlets in my neck of the woods. But it's never decreased, I do check every blue moon or so. Usually when I'm headed to another part of the country on business and think I might be able to use it there.
I should sell it on eBay, I suppose.
Headso
2011-12-27 09:51:56 PM
just the other day my wife used a gift card and the cashier tried to give it back to her with 5 cents on it. I remember when you'd get cash back if it was under like 5 bucks or so...get off my lawn!
Boxcutta
2011-12-28 12:55:35 AM
I'm not standing in line at Marshall's even if it is free. Thanks for nothing, Nana.
CarrieWhite
2011-12-28 12:57:57 AM
Ones here have expiry dates. That doesn't happen there?
beer4breakfast
2011-12-28 12:59:58 AM
CarrieWhite
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Ones here have expiry dates. That doesn't happen there?
Depends on the state. CA law doesn't allow gift cards to expire.
Fista-Phobia
2011-12-28 01:04:00 AM
Boxcutta
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I'm not standing in line at Marshall's even if it is free. Thanks for nothing, Nana.
Heh. Show some respect!
borg
2011-12-28 01:06:07 AM
beer4breakfast
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CarrieWhite: Ones here have expiry dates. That doesn't happen there?
Depends on the state. CA law doesn't allow gift cards to expire.
or have "maintenance fee's"
almandot
2011-12-28 01:06:39 AM
Always kinda dumbfounding when you work retail and somebody comes in with an oldschool paper gift certificate from several decades past. Took you this long to want to use it? And when it's for a low amount, you don't just want to keep it at this point as a collectible? Some of them looked fancy shmancy back in the day.
Found a Disney dollar in the garage a short while ago from 1986 or something. Thanks to inflation and interest, it's now worth.. $1.
jjorsett
2011-12-28 01:06:54 AM
I've long thought that unused gift cards should be subject to escheat, but I'd bet that the real revenue raiser would be unredeemed mail-in rebates. States should require that those rebates be declared and once expired, the state would get the money. Not only would it prevent those bastards from keeping the large numbers of unclaimed rebates, it would make it much less attractive to the sellers and they'd stop that bullshiat practice.
almandot
2011-12-28 01:07:14 AM
borg
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beer4breakfast: CarrieWhite: Ones here have expiry dates. That doesn't happen there?
Depends on the state. CA law doesn't allow gift cards to expire.
or have "maintenance fee's"
and if the balance is under $10 they have to let you cash it out.
CokeBear
2011-12-28 01:13:08 AM
That $41 billion represents free money, transferred from consumers to corporate overlords, without the benefit of any goods or services. Its like the average american just hands over their money to the top 1%, even if they don't need anything at that moment.
"Here, take my money you faceless sociopathic corporation. Maybe, at some point in the future I'll come looking for some goods or services in exchange for my hard earned dollars, but for now you just hang onto my cash. I'm sure that you know how to make better use of it then I do."
Fista-Phobia
2011-12-28 01:14:05 AM
almandot
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Always kinda dumbfounding when you work retail and somebody comes in with an oldschool paper gift certificate from several decades past. Took you this long to want to use it? And when it's for a low amount, you don't just want to keep it at this point as a collectible? Some of them looked fancy shmancy back in the day.
Found a Disney dollar in the garage a short while ago from 1986 or something. Thanks to inflation and interest, it's now worth.. $1.
What kind of beer do you like?
Heineken.
FOR A RIDE!
Driver
2011-12-28 01:14:46 AM
I received a Blockbuster gift card Christmas 2010. Couldn't give it away. Even the online sites that offer to buy old gift cards wouldn't buy it.
Ended up using it as an ice scraper for the outside mirrors on my car...was worth something after all.
jingks
2011-12-28 01:15:03 AM
People like gift cards because it makes them feel that they gave thought to the gift when they barely did. Just give me cash. You're still lazy and I'm happier.
12349876
2011-12-28 01:17:37 AM
jingks
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People like gift cards because it makes them feel that they gave thought to the gift when they barely did. Just give me cash. You're still lazy and I'm happier.
Your grandma doesn't want you buying porn with her Xmas cash.
Rickj
2011-12-28 01:19:49 AM
I've often thought that retailers should setup some type of charity donation system for your unused gift card amount. (so if you go to Home Depot, you could give your unused gift card amount to Habitat for Humanity, or someplace like that) That way, if you buy something with a gift card, and there is still a few dollars left on it, you can just donate that unused amount to charity. It would save retailers money becuase they wouldn't have to track all of these low-value gift cards, It would save hassle for consumers, because people wouldn't have to remember to use that last $2 that are on the gift card, and it would help charities.
12349876
2011-12-28 01:19:58 AM
Driver
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I received a Blockbuster gift card Christmas 2010. Couldn't give it away. Even the online sites that offer to buy old gift cards wouldn't buy it.
Ended up using it as an ice scraper for the outside mirrors on my car...was worth something after all.
Do their Redbox ripoffs take it?
crack-fiend
2011-12-28 01:26:11 AM
12349876
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Driver: I received a Blockbuster gift card Christmas 2010. Couldn't give it away. Even the online sites that offer to buy old gift cards wouldn't buy it.
Ended up using it as an ice scraper for the outside mirrors on my car...was worth something after all.
Do their Redbox ripoffs take it?
No, I had received two of those cards and they weren't accepted in the kiosk. I honestly don't know if the cards are laying around somewhere or if I just threw them away.
Dr J Zoidberg
2011-12-28 01:33:43 AM
Headso
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just the other day my wife used a gift card and the cashier tried to give it back to her with 5 cents on it. I remember when you'd get cash back if it was under like 5 bucks or so...get off my lawn!
I work at Gap. We still do that
UsikFark
2011-12-28 01:33:45 AM
12349876
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Your grandma doesn't want you
buying porn
with her Xmas cash.
Porn is free. Heavy silicone lube, amyls, cocaine, and 4-hour rental of a petting zoo takes some paper, not a gift card for Montgomery Ward.
bfriend13
2011-12-28 01:34:09 AM
Large amounts of unclaimed cash starts looking real tempting to government. Sounds like an escheatment is coming.
Oznog
2011-12-28 01:39:51 AM
beer4breakfast
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CarrieWhite: Ones here have expiry dates. That doesn't happen there?
Depends on the state. CA law doesn't allow gift cards to expire.
Financially, it's a very odd thing when gift cards can't expire.
The issuing company must account it as a debt. We borrowed $50 from the gift card buyer but owe him $50 of merchandise. However, the card was lost and thus the debt can never be resolved. 20 years later, all the cumulative lost gift card debt is still there. It's a total accounting drag. Hypothetically, someone could be looking to buy you out and you could say "Here, are assets are worth $X"... "but it says here you have $Y in outstanding gift cards"... "yeah but those will never be cashed, so ignore that." "Uh, no- how do we know the owner didn't buy $50,000 in gift cards with his own money awhile back, pay his salary with the profit, and try to sell us the company with this as debt which isn't 'real', and is going to turn around and bring us $50,000 in 5-yr-old gift cards once we're responsible for the debt?"
It's also one of the few methods by which money can actually be "destroyed". If you burn a $20 bill, money is destroyed, but that's rare. If you lose a $20 check, money is not destroyed, the payer retains it, and in any case the payee can request a new check because the check itself was not the $20. But if a $20 gift card has no expiration date and is discarded in a state with no rules to resolve the debt, then the economy sees that $20 went from payer to payee- no net change to the total money supply there- but a $20 debt is created, which IS a change to the money supply, because money is effectively being destroyed.
FuryOfFirestorm
2011-12-28 01:40:48 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope :
I have a gift card for 25 bucks I've had in my wallet for 5 years - I got it as a moving away gift and that group of "national chain" restaurants doesn't have any outlets in my neck of the woods. But it's never decreased, I do check every blue moon or so. Usually when I'm headed to another part of the country on business and think I might be able to use it there.
There are some gift card exchange websites you can try. I'd Google it for you, but i'm a lazy m*therf*cker.
SpinStopper
2011-12-28 01:44:15 AM
I wonder how to get the money back from the AT&T PrePaid Phone Card I bought - and kept recharging - almost a decade ago. I just checked on their site, and it's still good for over 500 minutes. I'd rather have the money back, though. I have something like 5,000 rollover minutes on my AT&T phone ;)
wildcardjack
2011-12-28 01:51:29 AM
SpinStopper
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I wonder how to get the money back from the AT&T PrePaid Phone Card I bought - and kept recharging - almost a decade ago. I just checked on their site, and it's still good for over 500 minutes. I'd rather have the money back, though. I have something like 5,000 rollover minutes on my AT&T phone ;)
Check with the USO, I'm sure some trooper would love to have a 500 minute phone card to call home.
Bacontastesgood
2011-12-28 01:52:19 AM
I
despise
gift cards. My ma and I go round-and-round on the topic. She tries to call me out as a scrooge because I am sane and don't want a farking piece of plastic that forces me to go to a specific store and buy myself her gift to me. It's a total bullshiat process that would make Santa Claus and Jesus Christ hold each other and weep miserably. One time she "compromised" and got me a Visa gift card, because I could use that "anywhere". Yeah, that sucked, almost nowhere would take it.
Really if you can't be bothered to just pick out something returnable and give it with a gift receipt, just hand them cash in a card. I'm happy when I get a sawbuck, I can go blow it on something fun and stupid that wasn't in my plans, instead of deciding which sweater at Kohls looks the least stupid on me.
MrEricSir
2011-12-28 02:10:59 AM
This reminds me, I have a Sears gift card and approximately 20 seconds to use it before they file for bankruptcy.
video man
2011-12-28 02:15:03 AM
The only time I ever get gift cards is if I want something from Amazon. Otherwise, it's just silly to buy them.
From a business prospective, gift cards are a stupidly easy way to gain business and make money. It introduces new clients to your business when someone gifts them to someone else, and gives free profits from the seigniorage that is inherit in the nature of gift cards. If I sell 100K in gift cards, and only 80K of that is redeemed, I just made myself 20K from doing absolutely nothing.
TheMega
2011-12-28 02:16:10 AM
I've had some gift cards that were sent to me a few years ago for Regal Cinemas (I think it is for) that I've never got around to using... just do not like going to theaters anymore. Still love the Drive Inn - just not a theater where a couple larger drinks and popcorn can run $20/$21. (last time I checked, they were still good)
Now, gift "certificates" being basically the same thing, I have 2 (Two for one deal: $25 got me 2 $25 certificates) of I bought almost a year ago and expire on Jan 7th for Western Sizzlin` Steak House.. just simply been one of the busiest, and sickest years, I've had.. and haven't been able to use them.
Been dealing with a nasty spider bite that swelled up and got infected; 2 days after I went off antibiotics, I got REALLY sick.. broke a tooth earlier this year which screwed up a month... But, plan on using both the certificates before the 7th comes around even if I have to take an old buddy that helps me out when needs something like a stove carried in/out before I waste them!
/be glad when 2011 is gone... and get to have my steaks
Zizzowop
2011-12-28 02:17:07 AM
I don't know if this was part of the figure, but what about the money that never gets used on pre-paid debit gift cards, you know, the $1 or $2 left on a $50 card. I know I have had $25 cards that I used like $23 on and just forgot about it, 'cause it's like $2, so who cares. That adds up though.
Britney Spear's Speculum
2011-12-28 02:23:04 AM
I still have Geoffry Bucks from 1994 somewhere around here.
SingletonFactory
2011-12-28 02:26:06 AM
Retailers have never lost money pandering to the laziness of the average consumer. And I'm the worst of them.
It may be the utter lack of creativity I possess, but I have the hardest time coming up with good, unique gifts within a reasonable price range for everyone in my (somewhat large) family 2 times per year. This year for Christmas, I spent probably 6 hours thinking and looking through every gift idea list on the internet before giving up and buying everyone a Nook.
Even though I feel a tinge of guilt every time I give them as gifts, gift cards tend to work out well in my family at least. My siblings and parents are all voracious readers, and so books make a natural gift. However, keeping track of who has which books and what books someone might be interested in is pretty tricky, and whenever I've given someone a handful of books as gifts, at least some of them end up getting returned for credit anyway since they already have them. Gift cards seem to work out better in this case, and in our family at least, gift cards to bookstores never last more than a few weeks, so at least they are getting used.
I guess it is sort a way of admitting failure as a gift giver, while staying one step above straight up giving them cash by saying, "Hey, at least I took a minute to think about what you'd spend the cash on, had I given it to you!".
/ Oh well, more important things in life...
monty666
2011-12-28 02:27:00 AM
The great thing about money is that it doesn't expire.
I think gift cards encourage to spend more than the actual amount of the card, because you don't want to not use all of it. Or you just don't use them at all.
It would be great if there were some way to take the unused dollars and cents from a gift card someone gave you and were able to give them to a charity?
A friend of mine set up a thing that something similar with air miles and loyalty points.
SingletonFactory
2011-12-28 02:32:25 AM
Oh, and I think I contributed substantially to that figure by buying gift cards for myself this past month. Specifically, gift cards at restaurants that were offering free meals for buying them - and as an added bonus, this quarter was 5% cash back at restaurants. I probably have over $200 in Panda Express gift cards alone.
Wait, I don't think that's a good thing...
OgreMagi
2011-12-28 02:41:33 AM
bfriend13
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Large amounts of unclaimed cash starts looking real tempting to government. Sounds like an escheatment is coming.
Cash belonging to people looks tempting to government. Why should this be any different?
DON.MAC
2011-12-28 02:42:26 AM
Gift Cards - The perfect gift for the Fortune 500 in your life™
Swoop1809
2011-12-28 02:45:47 AM
I have a bunch of movie theatre gift cards with less than a dollar on them that I know I'll never use. So that money is basically gone.
I do enjoy giftcards to restaurants though. It gives a good excuse to have a night out. My parents will always send me a giftcard to a place I normally wouldn't afford just to give me and my girlfriend a treat.
I also like when restaurants give out free money for giftcards. My favorite bar had giftcards 25 dollar cards for 20 dollars. I bought a few because on dollar draft night, it's 5 free beers. Would you turn down 5 free beers??
4tehsnowflakes
2011-12-28 03:18:53 AM
jjorsett
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I've long thought that unused gift cards should be subject to escheat, but I'd bet that the real revenue raiser would be unredeemed mail-in rebates. States should require that those rebates be declared and once expired, the state would get the money. Not only would it prevent those bastards from keeping the large numbers of unclaimed rebates, it would make it much less attractive to the sellers and they'd stop that bullshiat practice.
Good point, conceptually unredeemed gift cards and unclaimed mail-in rebates are similar. But AFAIK no state treats unclaimed mail-in rebates as unclaimed property (i.e. subject to escheat).
Escheat is when no one owns something, so since someone has to be the owner, the state becomes the owner; after all, it was the state that granted the property right in the first place. Every state has laws about unclaimed property and a little bureaucracy to oversee it.
When a company has unclaimed property, it becomes a pain in their faceless corporate backside because they must figure out how to account for it, which state's law applies to that particular item, and then fill out some forms and, eventually, turn it over to the right state. To prevent this headache, because compliance with the unclaimed property law usually costs MegaCorp a lot more than the amount at issue, the company would love to slap an expiration date on the gift card. Once upon a time gift cards did have expiration dates. But some pointy-headed state legislators decreed this would be unfair to consumers in their states. Because expiration dates are not allowed in some states, MegaCorp's legal dept decides it can't use them in any state. Now, in some states BigCo's lobbyists are able to enact a law saying gift cards don't become unclaimed property, so if they go unused for the statutory period, say seven years, the company can then treat it as income not subject to escheat. But other states have not addressed it, so BigCo has to hire me and my rapacious brethren to help them figure out what it all means.
Anyhow, I'm partially with you jjorsett -- I refuse to buy anything that requires me as a consumer to participate in a foul, shiat-stained mail-in rebate scheme. And it is true, if unclaimed mail-in rebates had to be accounted for as unclaimed property, it would end the odious practice entirely. But it is not practicable. Suppose Sony sells a TV to Best Buy. Best Buy sells it to me, for cash, with a mail-in rebate, which requires me to send the receipt to Sony to get the $20 back. Should Sony be deemed to have made $20 if I never mail in the receipt? So jj proposes. But of course I refuse to fill out and send in the stupid "warranty" card, so Sony has no way of knowing who bought that TV that day, and they can't even begin to comply with unclaimed property laws as to that transaction. If Sony had to account for the unclaimed rebate as income, you can bet that a system to ensure positive identification of the end purchaser would not be far behind.
accelerus
2011-12-28 03:20:24 AM
anyone who buys a gift card, or thinks they are "worth it" fails in the basic understanding of economics.
When did someone think it was a good idea to take a form of currency that's good almost anywhere in the world, and convert it to a store credit at a store that 1) may not be liked by the recipient 2) might not exist anymore and 3) is always ALWAYS less flexible than the same amount given as cash.
I have relatives that will give out stupid gift cards because they think it means they "thought" about me. Great I get $25 dollar gift card to best buy -- being locked into spending money at a store who's prices are usually 10 to 30% higher than other places I like to shop (online)
Or maybe I need an extra tank of gas for work that month -- nah I can't afford that but I sure can go buy some usedless overpriced blue-ray's from best buy thanks to a gift card.
I've never bought a gift card for someone - and never will. It's a slap in the face on intelligence and free choice buying power. "Here I like you enough to give you 50 dollars but I want to lock you to a single store for your purchase to show you that I THOUGHT about you"
The fact that people forget or leave minute balances on them to the tune of 41 billion just shows how retarded the whole idea is.
Much better scenario - you give me 25 dollars as a gift, I go and spend 20 of it on a DVD or something, the 5 dollars in change I may forget about for a while under the couch, but when i *DO* find it, at least I can get a snack or a sandwich somewhere with that... vs having to otherwise spend MORE than said 5 dollars on another DVD "Just to use the remaining balance"
/Economics degree
//inefficiencies make me sick.
icepriestess
2011-12-28 04:11:28 AM
Rickj
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I've often thought that retailers should setup some type of charity donation system for your unused gift card amount. (so if you go to Home Depot, you could give your unused gift card amount to Habitat for Humanity, or someplace like that) That way, if you buy something with a gift card, and there is still a few dollars left on it, you can just donate that unused amount to charity. It would save retailers money becuase they wouldn't have to track all of these low-value gift cards, It would save hassle for consumers, because people wouldn't have to remember to use that last $2 that are on the gift card, and it would help charities.
You can donate the unused gift card balances the exact same way you can sell unwanted gift cards: http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/08/20/an-easy-way-to-donate-unwante d-gift-cards-to-schools/
DigitalDirt
2011-12-28 04:23:34 AM
To tired to read the responses so far so I am just going to say that I am staring at more than a dozen gift cards right now, I hate them and they suck. I have the GAP, Macy's, Lowe's, Target, 3 Best Buy, 3 Cold Stone, Crate and Barrel, 3 Starbucks, 3 AMEX and 2 Visa. At least the Amex and Visa are easier to use, the rest suck!
Just give me cash and skip this shiat plastic please!!!
aerojockey
2011-12-28 04:44:45 AM
almandot
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Always kinda dumbfounding when you work retail and somebody comes in with an oldschool paper gift certificate from several decades past. Took you this long to want to use it?
They should have asked for the remainder on account.
/obscure
xkenny13
2011-12-28 05:04:13 AM
almandot
:
Always kinda dumbfounding when you work retail and somebody comes in with an oldschool paper gift certificate from several decades past. Took you this long to want to use it?
I did this once at Home Depot. I don't know when I picked up the gift certificate, but by the time I brought it in (years later), the cashier looked at it funny and wondered aloud if it was any good. I pointed out that there was no listed expiration date, and made her get the manager. Once they finally figured out that they were on the hook for the full amount, the cashier rang me up, then tried to sell me another gift certificate (or gift card, I'm not sure) ... which made me wonder aloud why the hell I would since they weren't particularly friendly about honoring this one, despite the obvious legal requirement.
I mean, seriously...?
Teknowaffle
2011-12-28 05:29:36 AM
My mother always used to buy my wife and I Banana Republic gift cards. I used to shop there, but they suddenly went upscale hipster, so we never really used our cards. We built up nearly a grand in them, as we didn't have the heart to tell her that we weren't using them.
/luckily we moved to another country, so we just blew them on random clothes.
LazerSharkie
2011-12-28 06:36:15 AM
DigitalDirt
:
To tired to read the responses so far so I am just going to say that I am staring at more than a dozen gift cards right now, I hate them and they suck. I have the GAP, Macy's, Lowe's, Target, 3 Best Buy, 3 Cold Stone, Crate and Barrel, 3 Starbucks, 3 AMEX and 2 Visa. At least the Amex and Visa are easier to use, the rest suck!
Just give me cash and skip this shiat plastic please!!!
You can send me the Lowe's, Target, Best Buy and Starbucks cards. ;)
Sure, gift cards aren't the best gift...but it's something at least- and not an ugly ass sweater you'll just go return anyway.
The Billdozer
2011-12-28 07:14:43 AM
ITT: White People Problems
netcentric
2011-12-28 07:27:06 AM
". ... But some states don't allow companies to keep unused gift-card cash. They demand that companies give the money to the state after a certain period of time to add to unclaimed-funds accounts."
According to the Journal, in 2008 the state of New York "collected $9.6 million in unredeemed gift cards and returned around $2,150 to the rightful owners.
"
The state collects.....Hmmmmmm
ModernLuddite
2011-12-28 07:55:24 AM
The thing about gift cards that pisses me off is that you get a 20$ card to a store where everything costs more than 20$.
I've never had a desire to spend money in The Gap, so why would I accept a Christmas gift that forced me to spend money there just because I have the equivalent of a 20$ off coupon?
meanmutton
2011-12-28 08:17:36 AM
Driver
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I received a Blockbuster gift card Christmas 2010. Couldn't give it away. Even the online sites that offer to buy old gift cards wouldn't buy it.
Ended up using it as an ice scraper for the outside mirrors on my car...was worth something after all.
Why didn't you use it on their website to buy a movie?
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