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Long before Christian Bale was chopping up hookers or beating up the Joker, he was dancing for Pac Man cereal
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Kozmopoliskepticalopsis
2011-12-27 06:41:57 PM
How could anyone tell it's him? Even freezing it on the closeups of "Bale" doesn't help.
FlashHarry
2011-12-27 06:48:18 PM
Kozmopoliskepticalopsis
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How could anyone tell it's him? Even freezing it on the closeups of "Bale" doesn't help.
this.
the resolution is so bad, it could've been a young robert downey jr!
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-27 06:49:37 PM
Isn't that Marcus Halberstram?
Benevolent Misanthrope
2011-12-27 07:12:21 PM
He was also acting in Shakespeare before you could even pronounce the dialogue,
subs.
darkhorse23
2011-12-27 07:20:06 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope
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He was also acting in Shakespeare before you could even pronounce the dialogue, subs.
First time I saw him was in Empire of the Sun. He stole that movie away from even John Malkovich, and he was what, 10?
Benevolent Misanthrope
2011-12-27 07:27:01 PM
darkhorse23
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Benevolent Misanthrope: He was also acting in Shakespeare before you could even pronounce the dialogue, subs.
First time I saw him was in Empire of the Sun. He stole that movie away from even John Malkovich, and he was what, 10?
Truly. Amazing actor as a child. I still admire his work in Branagh's Henry V.
iron_city_ap
2011-12-27 08:18:52 PM
Never thought I'd see Bale dancing for the goddamn pac man.
zato_ichi
2011-12-27 08:21:50 PM
One thing's for sure, if we don't sell flakes, then nobody sells flakes. Nobody comes through those gates until they put the price back to where it was.
You mean like a strike?
Yeah, like a strike!
Are you out of your mind?
It's a good idea!
Jack, I was only joking. We can't go on strike, we don't have any milk.
But, if we go on strike, then we get some milk, right?
No! We're just a bunch of angry kids with no cereal.
macaeryk
2011-12-27 08:21:55 PM
Came for the Goddamn Pac-Man, leaving satisfied.
velvet_fog
2011-12-27 08:22:19 PM
IAMONE
2011-12-27 08:28:41 PM
He was black?
UberNeuman
2011-12-27 08:29:14 PM
Ohhhhh, goooood for him dancing around like Ah-da-da-dah!!!!
bukketmaster
2011-12-27 08:29:55 PM
FlashHarry
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Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: How could anyone tell it's him? Even freezing it on the closeups of "Bale" doesn't help.
this.
the resolution is so bad, it could've been a young robert downey jr!
What, you can't see recognizable features in this?
SnakeMan
2011-12-27 08:30:46 PM
Christian FAIL!
JasonOfOrillia
2011-12-27 08:39:53 PM
Hi mom got him gigs like this when he was a kid? No wonder he hates her. I wonder why he isn't fat.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-12-27 08:44:16 PM
Relevant, not a meme.
Apos
2011-12-27 08:46:40 PM
Kozmopoliskepticalopsis
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How could anyone tell it's him? Even freezing it on the closeups of "Bale" doesn't help.
Exactly.
Wise_Guy
2011-12-27 08:57:36 PM
Pre-EotS?
exile
2011-12-27 09:04:13 PM
Pac-Man and I are farking done, professionally.
SnakeMan
2011-12-27 09:06:12 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum
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[i.imgur.com image 640x566]
Relevant, not a meme.
Uhhhh, I don't get it.
carnifex2005
2011-12-27 09:06:45 PM
Kozmopoliskepticalopsis
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How could anyone tell it's him? Even freezing it on the closeups of "Bale" doesn't help.
He was the black kid. That guy is a hell of an actor.
NobleHam
2011-12-27 09:10:48 PM
SnakeMan
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Seth'n'Spectrum: [i.imgur.com image 640x566]
Relevant, not a meme.
Uhhhh, I don't get it.
You should be proud of that.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-12-27 09:13:09 PM
NobleHam
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SnakeMan: Seth'n'Spectrum: [i.imgur.com image 640x566]
Relevant, not a meme.
Uhhhh, I don't get it.
You should be proud of that.
The rest of us that get it are pretty much screwed anyways.
Boxcutta
2011-12-27 09:14:31 PM
Ohhhhh, it's good for YOOOUUUU.
SnakeMan
2011-12-27 09:18:24 PM
NobleHam
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SnakeMan: Seth'n'Spectrum: [i.imgur.com image 640x566]
Relevant, not a meme.
Uhhhh, I don't get it.
You should be proud of that.
OK, after Googling "check out my doubles" for a few minutes and still not understanding what it means or what it has to do with American Psycho, I'm forced to conclude that either A) I'm retarded, or B) that's the stupidest meme I've ever heard.
cyfarian
2011-12-27 09:19:04 PM
zato_ichi
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One thing's for sure, if we don't sell flakes, then nobody sells flakes. Nobody comes through those gates until they put the price back to where it was.
You mean like a strike?
Yeah, like a strike!
Are you out of your mind?
It's a good idea!
Jack, I was only joking. We can't go on strike, we don't have any milk.
But, if we go on strike, then we get some milk, right?
No! We're just a bunch of angry kids with no cereal.
LMAO...never thought I would see a newsies reference anywhere, much less on Fark. I LOVE newsies!
John Buck 41
2011-12-27 09:20:46 PM
That was pathetic. All involved should be ashamed. IHC, subby, and whoever greenlit this POS.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-12-27 09:22:02 PM
SnakeMan
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B) that's the stupidest meme I've ever heard.
This would be the correct answer in a sane world. Unfortunately, we live in a world far, far, from sane.
/a pic of Bale in American Psycho pointing up and to the right was used on /b/ excessively as a companion to "check my dubs" posts
//now you know
///no need for further investigation
zato_ichi
2011-12-27 09:44:08 PM
cyfarian
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LMAO...never thought I would see a newsies reference anywhere, much less on Fark. I LOVE newsies!
I had two younger sisters close in age. I cannot TELL you how many times I have seen that movie.
Excuse me, I'm off to Santa Fe in a bit.
T.rex
2011-12-27 10:10:52 PM
mitchcumstein1
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Isn't that Marcus Halberstram?
Well, i can see how you could mix them up... they are wearing the same white suit and sunglasses.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-12-27 10:14:58 PM
I don't even think that's him.
vermicious k'nid
2011-12-27 10:22:59 PM
Pac-man cereal was one of my absolute favorites as a kid and I ate HUGE bowlfuls.
Watching that commercial I could taste that cereal again and it literally made my mouth pucker from how sweet I remember it being.
I think I'd puke now if I had a spoonful.
/yes, I was a fat child, why do you ask?
MrEricSir
2011-12-27 10:48:41 PM
vermicious k'nid
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I think I'd puke now if I had a spoonful.
It was a cereal based on the taste of a yellow guy who runs around a dark room eating pills. It should taste like sweat and ecstasy.
sure haven't
2011-12-27 11:02:08 PM
Just finished watching one of my Christmas presents; Batman Begins on blu ray. So these replies are giving me a kick.
/better of the two, by a mile
//TDK is still good
///looking forward to what should have been called "Gotham", not the lame "The Dark Knight Rises"
fusillade762
2011-12-27 11:17:05 PM
SnakeMan
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NobleHam: SnakeMan: Seth'n'Spectrum: [i.imgur.com image 640x566]
Relevant, not a meme.
Uhhhh, I don't get it.
You should be proud of that.
OK, after Googling "check out my doubles" for a few minutes and still not understanding what it means or what it has to do with American Psycho, I'm forced to conclude that either A) I'm retarded, or B) that's the stupidest meme I've ever heard.
Honestly A and B are not mutually exclusive.
CalamitousCrasher
2011-12-27 11:20:43 PM
darkhorse23
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Benevolent Misanthrope: He was also acting in Shakespeare before you could even pronounce the dialogue, subs.
First time I saw him was in Empire of the Sun. He stole that movie away from even John Malkovich, and he was what, 10?
Wait, that was Bale? I loved that movie and never realized that was him!
fusillade762
2011-12-27 11:23:11 PM
Speaking of stupid memes (or attempts at memes):
No more Taco Bell until abortion ends
(new window)
Though I think this one has the potential to be turned around in hilarious ways.
Benevolent Misanthrope
2011-12-27 11:29:03 PM
CalamitousCrasher
:
darkhorse23: Benevolent Misanthrope: He was also acting in Shakespeare before you could even pronounce the dialogue, subs.
First time I saw him was in Empire of the Sun. He stole that movie away from even John Malkovich, and he was what, 10?
Wait, that was Bale? I loved that movie and never realized that was him!
Yes indeed. That was his big breakout, actually.
zato_ichi
2011-12-27 11:50:33 PM
Do you like Christian Bale?
I've been a big Bale fan ever since the release of Newsies. Before that, I really didn't understand any of his work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
It was on Newsies where Christian Bales' presence became more apparent. I think Empire of the Sun was his undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of his preceding three movies.
Christy, take off your robe. Watch to the brilliant ensemble playing of Malkovich, Pantoliano and Havers. You can practically see every nuance of every scene.
Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of visual craftsmanship, the sheer screenwriting, this movie hits a new peak of professionalism.
Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the scene in the meal line. In this scene, Bale addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "Hey kid, do you want a Hershey bar" is the most moving scene about chocolate of the 1980s, about monogamy and chocolate. The scene is extremely uplifting. That scene is as positive and affirmative as anything I've seen in film.
Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Christian Bales' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially films like Equilibrium and Reign of Fire.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Christian Bale works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is The Dark Knight, a great, great flick, and a personal favorite.
YodaBlues
2011-12-28 12:58:33 AM
iron_city_ap
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Never thought I'd see Bale dancing for the goddamn pac man.
/Q&D
lostinspace1978
2011-12-28 01:31:48 AM
Worst.Batman.Voice.Ever.
ununcle
2011-12-28 01:32:46 AM
Pac man is part of a gay game agenda. It features a head trying to gobble up as many balls as it can as fast as it can till death, and if the head gobbles a big ball it get's to chase a large bananna!!!
skinink
2011-12-28 01:44:39 AM
The only problem is in between breaks Bale kept asking the other kids if they liked Huey Lewis and the News.
MrEricSir
2011-12-28 01:58:31 AM
lostinspace1978
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Worst.Batman.Voice.Ever.
WHERE ARE THEY?! *cough* *cough*
puffy999
2011-12-28 04:36:43 AM
Dialectic
2011-12-28 05:02:55 AM
He's not wearing a suit, wtf?
GibbyTheMole
2011-12-28 09:33:39 AM
puffy999:
Nice 80s Harman/Kardon stereo. Except the CD player. I don't know what the Hell that is. Probably Sony.
IAMONE
2011-12-28 10:50:30 AM
zato_ichi
:
Do you like Christian Bale?
I've been a big Bale fan ever since the release of Newsies. Before that, I really didn't understand any of his work. Too artsy, too intellectual.
It was on Newsies where Christian Bales' presence became more apparent. I think Empire of the Sun was his undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of his preceding three movies.
Christy, take off your robe. Watch to the brilliant ensemble playing of Malkovich, Pantoliano and Havers. You can practically see every nuance of every scene.
Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of visual craftsmanship, the sheer screenwriting, this movie hits a new peak of professionalism.
Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the scene in the meal line. In this scene, Bale addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "Hey kid, do you want a Hershey bar" is the most moving scene about chocolate of the 1980s, about monogamy and chocolate. The scene is extremely uplifting. That scene is as positive and affirmative as anything I've seen in film.
Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Christian Bales' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially films like Equilibrium and Reign of Fire.
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Christian Bale works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is The Dark Knight, a great, great flick, and a personal favorite.
http://somuchwin.jpg/
milkyshirt
2011-12-28 11:55:27 AM
vermicious k'nid
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Pac-man cereal was one of my absolute favorites as a kid and I ate HUGE bowlfuls.
Watching that commercial I could taste that cereal again and it literally made my mouth pucker from how sweet I remember it being.
I think I'd puke now if I had a spoonful.
/yes, I was a fat child, why do you ask?
Gunbuster718
2011-12-28 12:50:02 PM
iron_city_ap
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Never thought I'd see Bale dancing for the goddamn pac man.
If you are referencing what I think you are referencing, sir, you just won a +1 from me.
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