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Carolina Hurricanes goalie Cam Ward gets the first goal of his career via another hell of a goof from New Jersey's Ilya Kovalchuk
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downstairs
2011-12-27 06:44:16 PM
Why does the goalie get credit for the other team's own goal. He was nowhere near it.
FloydA
2011-12-27 07:08:13 PM
downstairs
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Why does the goalie get credit for the other team's own goal. He was nowhere near it.
78.4 Scoring a Goal
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A goal shall be scored if the puck is put into the goal in any way by a player of the defending side. The player of the attacking side who last touched the puck shall be credited with the goal but no assist shall be awarded.
Ward was the last player on the Hurricanes' side to touch the puck.
(They can't really credit Kovalchuk with a goal for scoring against his own team, otherwise losing teams late in the season would be plagued with individual players pumping up their own stats by shooting on their own nets).
2wolves
2011-12-27 08:11:17 PM
Billy Smith, New York Islanders, Nov. 28, 1979
Ron Hextall, Philadelphia Flyers, Dec. 8, 1987 and April 11, 1989
Chris Osgood, Detroit Red Wings, March 6, 1996
Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils, April 17, 1997 and Feb. 15, 2000
Damian Rhodes, Ottawa Senators, Jan. 2, 1999
Jose Theodore, Montreal Canadiens, Jan. 2, 2001
Evgeni Nabokov, San Jose Sharks, March 10, 2002
Mika Noronen, Buffalo Sabres, Feb. 14, 2004
Chris Mason, Nashville Predators, April, 15, 2006
\because someone will ask who the others were
FishyFred
2011-12-27 08:22:23 PM
Ilya, you make it really farking hard for me to root for the Devils. I'm kind of getting used to you doodling all around the rink, but what the fark, man?
merkey88
2011-12-27 09:01:08 PM
Looks like Sutter got a piece of it.
RminusQ
2011-12-27 09:09:10 PM
"I don't wanna say it was an errant pass."
IT WAS AN ERRANT FARKING PASS. C'MON KOVIE. C'MON.
Mole Man
2011-12-27 09:20:35 PM
2wolves
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Billy Smith, New York Islanders, Nov. 28, 1979
Does it count because it was against the Rockies?
Ya they were a bad team
KC Scouts/Colorado Rockies/NJ Devils.
\because someone will ask who the others were
jekostas
2011-12-27 09:26:11 PM
merkey88
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Looks like Sutter got a piece of it.
Sutter denied touching the puck so Ward would get credit.
Plush_Cthulhu
2011-12-27 09:39:42 PM
2wolves
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\because someone will ask who the others were
Some of those were from goalies intentionally shooting down ice into the empty net and not a "last touch". I think it was Hextall (x2), Osgood, Brodeur (once), Theodore, and Nabby were the ones who shot for great justice. I could look it up I guess but someone will be along to correct me I'm sure!
Killer Cars
2011-12-27 10:00:39 PM
CSB: During a similar, end-of-game frenzied attack with a pulled goalie back when I played, I ended up at the point, wide god-damned open. Did the beaver tail "HOLY SH*T BRO I'M OPEN" slap, repeatedly, then got the pass. I stopped the puck with my skate, settled, then wound up.
All I see is the blade of my stick go flying about 20 feet in the air, then the other team celebrating. I had broken my stick slapping it on the ice to get my teammates' attention, whiffed on the puck, and an opposing player simply swooped in from my blind side and wristed it, 3/4 of the length of the ice, into our open net. Moral of the story; Kovalchuk is orders of magnitude better at hockey than I am.
UNC_Samurai
2011-12-27 10:02:26 PM
CAM WARD SAYS NO! and then says yes.
/Rutherford, you still haven't apologized for letting Eric Cole sign with Montreal
robsul82
2011-12-27 10:48:35 PM
Good grief.
Yanks_RSJ
2011-12-27 10:50:33 PM
After watching the Rangers throw away millions on Kovalchuk-types over the years, I'm getting a lot of pleasure out of the fact that they're not atop the Eastern Conference with a few big names but mostly players they developed over the last several years while the Devils are stuck with Ilya for a decade.
jekostas
2011-12-27 11:03:30 PM
Yanks_RSJ
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After watching the Rangers throw away millions on Kovalchuk-types over the years, I'm getting a lot of pleasure out of the fact that they're not atop the Eastern Conference with a few big names but mostly players they developed over the last several years while the Devils are stuck with Ilya for a decade.
So.... Gaborik and Richards? No? Well, alright.
robsul82
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Good grief.
S'okay man, it's just another... 12 years of him.
Wait, scratch that. Feel free to drink a lot.
jekostas
2011-12-27 11:07:45 PM
Alright, here's a question - is Kovalchuk or Ovechkin going to "Yashin" himself out of the league first?
FishyFred
2011-12-27 11:26:53 PM
UNC_Samurai
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CAM WARD SAYS NO!
I hate that farking line.
Yanks_RSJ
2011-12-27 11:28:05 PM
jekostas
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So.... Gaborik and Richards? No? Well, alright.
Maybe you skipped over the part where I said "a few big names". It's fine if you want to assume it's only Gaborik and Richards are responsible for the Rangers success this year, but the VAST majority of their roster are players drafted since 2004. Callahan, Stepan, Dubinsky, DelZotto, Staal (who hasn't even played this year), Girardi, Anisimov, Sauer, Hagelin. And of course, Lundqvist.
For the record, the combined value of the Gaborik/Richards contracts is $96 million. That's two players for less than the Devils will pay Kovalchuk to do jack shiat.
buckeyebrain
2011-12-27 11:36:49 PM
About 10 years ago, I was playing an NHL video game as the Red Wings, and Osgood scored a goal for me on a direct shot in the middle of the second period.
/It went 5 hole on Roy
//CSB
Cybernetic
2011-12-28 12:17:31 AM
RON HEXTALL!
/Just like the Politics tab
ScratchFury
2011-12-28 12:26:22 AM
jekostas
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Alright, here's a question - is Kovalchuk or Ovechkin going to "Yashin" himself out of the league first?
The correct answer is Alex Semin.
I wish DeBoer would change up the powerplay already, we have 5 or 6 examples of why Kovy should be at the top of the circle firing off one timers instead of on the point.
jekostas
2011-12-28 12:35:49 AM
ScratchFury
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jekostas: Alright, here's a question - is Kovalchuk or Ovechkin going to "Yashin" himself out of the league first?
The correct answer is Alex Semin.
I wish DeBoer would change up the powerplay already, we have 5 or 6 examples of why Kovy should be at the top of the circle firing off one timers instead of on the point.
I'm pretty sure Semin is already there, but Semin never had the seasons that Kovalchuk, Ovechkin or Yashin did either.
cptjeff
2011-12-28 12:55:36 AM
jekostas
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merkey88: Looks like Sutter got a piece of it.
Sutter denied touching the puck so Ward would get credit.
He didn't. If you examine the replay really closely, it was a few inches off.
I was also sitting right above the play, and the puck didn't change course at all at Sutter's stick. It kept going straight along the original path.
12 times in NHL history. And I got to be there for one of 'em. That's cool.
cptjeff
2011-12-28 12:56:34 AM
I should also mention that in the arena and on the boxscore, it was originally credited to Sutter, but he corrected them and the replay confirmed it. Ward's goal.
jekostas
2011-12-28 01:22:16 AM
cptjeff
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I should also mention that in the arena and on the boxscore, it was originally credited to Sutter, but he corrected them and the replay confirmed it. Ward's goal.
Substantially better story as well. Slight tip to break up a passing play, or Kovalchuk embarrassing himself yet again.
I just can't wait until next year to see what he does to top this one. Last year, losing the puck on a shootout. This year, scoring on his own goal from the goal line at the other end of the ice. What's next?
jfurdell
2011-12-28 02:15:36 AM
I'm just going to assume this is some kind of "Curse of the Thrashers" on Kovalchuk.
Twitch Boy
2011-12-28 03:50:44 AM
Jeff Frazee is not impressed.
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Nor is Kevin Genoe.
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/last one was my alma mater
keylock71
2011-12-28 07:27:16 AM
Heh... Nice pass.
GavinTheAlmighty
2011-12-28 07:34:28 AM
Kovalchuk is the king of unintentional hockey humor for me.
Time Traveling Bunnies
2011-12-28 08:51:11 AM
jfurdell
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I'm just going to assume this is some kind of "Curse of the Thrashers" on Kovalchuk.
May he live in Point Purgatory forever.
Weigard
2011-12-28 09:10:13 AM
I sat in the Devils' section of RBC for this game. You could feel everyone deflate as the puck slid across the ice.
DrVoice
2011-12-28 11:29:38 AM
And THIS happened to be the game that I gave my tickets to my wife and daughter.
andychrist420
2011-12-28 10:51:05 PM
Twitch Boy
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Jeff Frazee is not impressed. (new window)
Nor is Kevin Genoe. (new window)
/last one was my alma mater
Nor are they in the NHL wearing 50 pounds of pads. They are almost as lucky as that old broad that won a truck.
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