FloydA: Wow, sometimes I really want this species to go extinct.

Don't worry, it will.

I'm wondering the correlation between these snot nosed comments and the parents political persuasion.

You'll strain your eyes out, kids. Ho, ho, ho!

You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

Apparently that guy didn't get vocal or songwriting lessons...

A number of those tweets being highlighted could be taken a number of ways, especially all of those 'Am I the only one who didn't get an iPad?!?!' type tweets. That's a tweet you might find by someone who has seen a bunch of people with brand new iPads roaming around.

DeathByGeekSquad: Apparently that guy didn't get vocal or songwriting lessons...

A number of those tweets being highlighted could be taken a number of ways, especially all of those 'Am I the only one who didn't get an iPad?!?!' type tweets. That's a tweet you might find by someone who has seen a bunch of people with brand new iPads roaming around.

Nice try, guy-who-made-a-similar-tweet.

Generation Gimme.

I would fight for a 30 hour work week with 4 weeks of vacation for entry level positions but I don't think these kids are worth it.

My children have a long life of disappointment ahead of them if that is any indication what kids are like these days.

Im not in the "get off my lawn" category yet, but DAMN, people consciously say these things out loud? When my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas I had to tell her: nothing. There's nothing I really need right now and if there was I'd buy it for myself. In fact I gave her $200 for bills and a movie and dinner.

Shouldn't it be after you're 25 that Christmas doesn't matter anymore? I'm enjoying the time off work, I don't need gifts.

The Lexus ads make me sick this year. So gross.

mea.culpa: DeathByGeekSquad: Apparently that guy didn't get vocal or songwriting lessons...

A number of those tweets being highlighted could be taken a number of ways, especially all of those 'Am I the only one who didn't get an iPad?!?!' type tweets. That's a tweet you might find by someone who has seen a bunch of people with brand new iPads roaming around.

Nice try, guy-who-made-a-similar-tweet.

I don't tweet, go pander for votes elsewhere.

Standard Deviant: The Lexus ads make me sick this year. So gross.

You are not alone. I farking hate them with a burning passion for the astounding conceit that leads them to think we actually recognize their farking jingle. And really, how tone-deaf do you have to be to run ads saying "give a luxury car as a gift this year" in this economy?

First World Problems

There's a whole lot of kids that need to be farking smacked in that video, that's for sure. I raised my son well enough to be thankful for what he gets, and what he has. Teaching your children humility is lost on some parents, if that video is any indication.

Someone took all those teenagers complaining about not getting a car or iPhone for Christmas and threw them into a chipper/shredder.

FTFY subby.

/my lawn, fertilize it!

Wow.. I was happy to get a scarf and jacket for christmas/hanukkah..

Anyway, I couldn't help but crack up when I saw the tweet from the disappointed chick who only wanted a bottle of Febreze but got an iPad instead..

Apparently, the writer of that song didn't consider that there's more people turned off by frequent use of f-bombs than people who would like a song because it has a lot of f-bombs.

Tony_Pepperoni: Don't worry son, on your 18th birthday you'll get a new pair of Chuck Taylor's a road map and a pair of sunglasses.

A what?

I don't celebrate X-mas because it's the liberals way of edging communism into our country. Look back to history and see when Christmas became the big "thing".

It's extra-fitting that the Fleabaggers are protesting their "gimme" message. It's fitting with the Gimme spirit of X-mas.

madden101: You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

You know what I did to get in here? Nothing...

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Apparently, the writer of that song didn't consider that there's more people turned off by frequent use of f-bombs than people who would like a song because it has a lot of f-bombs.

Well since he was just reading what the youth of this world are posting about. Maybe you should have a word with our public school system.

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: madden101: You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner farking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

You know what I did to get in here? Nothing...

Shut up and go fix me a turkey pot pie

I didn't get an iPad. I didn't get a car.

I also didn't get to spend Christmas with my parents for the first time ever. And I will never have the chance to do so again. So fark you, you gutless ignorant brats. I just wish I could be there to see every one of your sad little faces when Life busts you right between the eyes.

Poor little spoiled brat bastards.... I got to grow up literally NEVER ONCE getting a single thing I ever asked for at Christmas. My mom was just so damned smart, she would do 95%+ of the NEXT year's Xmas shopping the week (or two or 3) after the previous year's Xmas during all the mark-down sales and scoop up all the crap/junk/worthless shiat no one else wanted and merrily give it to me the following year when it was even more crappy/junky/worthless shiat.
She would add to this by repeated boxing the items up in a different box that matched the size of exactly what I wanted.. so just for a moment, I was happy, until I tore it open and found out the Atari was a damned blanket... or a wonderful 12 pack of socks weighted down with a brick to make me think it was something else.

These brats are crying about not getting a CAR? LOL I had to get my own bike(s).

/before someone says they couldn't afford it - my parents had THIRTEEN cars at one time. My mom just got far too much pleasure out of being as cruel as she possibly could.
//Nothing quite as yummy as a box of Christmas chocolate shaped like Santa that had turned half white because it expired 9-10 months earlier!!!

I want to farking kill all of those punks

Didn't get a Lexus, but did get a 2012 Ford Explorer and the monthly payments to go with it.

These kids all get/got allowances and cash gifts, right? Why don't they save up and buy their own iWhatevers? If nothing else, they'd be guaranteed to get what they want.

/I got myself Skyrim for Christmas.
//Best. Present. Ever.

I remember one Christmas when I was young, like 6 or 7, and I got a snow shovel. I thought it was freaking awesome! I could build snow forts, or jumps for the sled, or anything I damn well pleased. Now that I look back on it, it was purely a method to get me to shovel the god damned deck and sidewalk. Bastards those parents of mine... Evil bastards.

/still have the shovel.
// Didn't get any socks this year. I really wanted some new ones too.

#firstworldproblems

I kind of hope all those terrible biatchy children starve to death this winter.

Wow, one of those tweets was listed with #f*ckmom (but without the asterisk) all because they had a black one and didn't get the upgrade to the white one. Seriously. You can see it at 1:42.

I used to p*ss and moan about what the neighbors got for Christmas that I didn't get, just like them.

But then I took an arrow in the knee...

Giltric: Generation Gimme.

I would fight for a 30 hour work week with 4 weeks of vacation for entry level positions but I don't think these kids are worth it.

Vacation pay for a part time job. Now who's acting all gimme gimme?

Mawson of the Antarctic: Shouldn't it be after you're 25 that Christmas doesn't matter anymore? I'm enjoying the time off work, I don't need gifts.

25? I would hope that that age would be much lower, insofar as caring enough about what you receive as a gift that you publicly biatch about it if it wasn't exactly what you wanted.

That's just my, like, opinion, though, man.

/+1 for taking care of your mom

These are the same precious little snowflakes out "Occupying" parks.

OBBN: Maybe my wife and I are doing something right then, because this was the "smallest" Christmas gift wise that our children have ever had. Of course they asked for things like iPhones and iPads but didn't get anything close to that. In fact for our six kids we spent about $600 total on them. Not one complaint from any of them. In fact, just the opposite. Our 8 year old son said "Thanks for a great Christmas" tonight before he went to bed. Thankful that our kids are not (at least not yet) materialistic asshats.

Meanwhile on the twitter/facebook account of OBBN Junior....

/Snowflake

vestona22: These are the same precious little snowflakes out "Occupying" parks.

I was stopped at a light and a 17 year old kid hit the back end of my truck. I got out to exchange papers and while standing there the kid called his Dad and demanded a new car.

vestona22: These are the same precious little snowflakes out "Occupying" parks.

No. Nice try, though. Attempting to slap a greedy/whiny biatch label on OWS protesters was the first trick they pulled out of the bag and it didn't work 2 months ago.

Every one of those asshats in that should be dropped off in a third world country where they are happy to get a friggin chicken dinner for xmas.
If I had a kid like that, I would hold them under water until the bubbles stop.

Elephantman: Didn't get a Lexus, but did get a 2012 Ford Explorer and the monthly payments to go with it.

For someone calling himself "Elephantman," you sure have a small penis. I guess that's the irony.