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(Some Guy) Obvious Jay Cutler is having his pins removed, and is not likely to play for the remainder of the season. Subby is having trouble uncrossing his legs after misreading the headline   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 16
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TheOther
2011-12-27 07:55:48 PM
Ha! Subby thinks Cutler has a pins!
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 08:19:24 PM
That dame has some nice pins
 
IAmRight [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 08:20:00 PM
I am appalled that Cutler wouldn't risk further injury to play a meaningless game against a crappy team that has nothing going for it but a decent defensive line which can still hit QBs hard. This shows that he is a wuss.

/I know it's me, but the preceding paragraph was sarcasm
 
Transpogue
2011-12-27 08:56:25 PM
Thank goodness no one's putting stupid pressure on him to play. Rest him up, let him marry his reality star girlfriend, then divorce her, then start next season rested, hopefully with a nice, solid o-line built around him.

Sigh... a girl can dream.
 
AnEvilGuest
2011-12-27 09:05:17 PM
One nice thing about the Bears-'49s on national TV is it cut down on the "cutler is a wimp" posts
 
overfienduglar
2011-12-27 09:30:19 PM
AnEvilGuest: One nice thing about the Bears-'49s on national TV is it cut down on the "cutler is a wimp" posts

They will return next season.
 
Lou Cypher
2011-12-27 09:47:10 PM
For some reason he had a much better year going in my mind than it was on the stat sheet. Won six of his last seven, but on the year he was averaging 230 ypg with 13 TD and 7 INT in ten games, QB rating of 88.7

The Bears were 7-3 with him and 0-5 without him, obviously that's what really matters ultimately.
 
xaks
2011-12-27 11:16:21 PM
Pfft. Cutmyself will miss the big dance any/ every year with a sprained clitoris.

Just watch. You'll see. He's the Norv Turner of QBs.
 
markyp09
2011-12-27 11:20:54 PM
Lou Cypher: For some reason he had a much better year going in my mind than it was on the stat sheet. Won six of his last seven, but on the year he was averaging 230 ypg with 13 TD and 7 INT in ten games, QB rating of 88.7

The Bears were 7-3 with him and 0-5 without him, obviously that's what really matters ultimately.

As we saw after Cutler went down, the Bears might have the worst receiving corps and o-line in the league. He just made them look mediocre.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-27 11:30:00 PM
markyp09: Lou Cypher: For some reason he had a much better year going in my mind than it was on the stat sheet. Won six of his last seven, but on the year he was averaging 230 ypg with 13 TD and 7 INT in ten games, QB rating of 88.7

The Bears were 7-3 with him and 0-5 without him, obviously that's what really matters ultimately.

As we saw after Cutler went down, the Bears might have the worst receiving corps and o-line in the league. He just made them look mediocre.

I'm glad you said 'might' as there is a team near DC that has claims on both of those things also.
 
I sound fat
2011-12-27 11:50:18 PM
markyp09: Lou Cypher: For some reason he had a much better year going in my mind than it was on the stat sheet. Won six of his last seven, but on the year he was averaging 230 ypg with 13 TD and 7 INT in ten games, QB rating of 88.7

The Bears were 7-3 with him and 0-5 without him, obviously that's what really matters ultimately.

As we saw after Cutler went down, the Bears might have the worst receiving corps and o-line in the league. He just made them look mediocre.

To be fair, we also saw this BEFORE cutler went down. If Forte had gone down and cutler were still there, theyd still suck. All cutler is capable of doing accurately is dumping the ball off six yards.

/Well, that and riding a bike during championship comeback drives.
 
FraggleStickCar
2011-12-28 02:12:11 AM
I sound fat: markyp09: Lou Cypher: For some reason he had a much better year going in my mind than it was on the stat sheet. Won six of his last seven, but on the year he was averaging 230 ypg with 13 TD and 7 INT in ten games, QB rating of 88.7

The Bears were 7-3 with him and 0-5 without him, obviously that's what really matters ultimately.

As we saw after Cutler went down, the Bears might have the worst receiving corps and o-line in the league. He just made them look mediocre.

To be fair, we also saw this BEFORE cutler went down. If Forte had gone down and cutler were still there, theyd still suck. All cutler is capable of doing accurately is dumping the ball off six yards.

/Well, that and riding a bike during championship comeback drives.

You sound fat.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 03:50:41 AM
I sound fat: To be fair, we also saw this BEFORE cutler went down. If Forte had gone down and cutler were still there, theyd still suck. All cutler is capable of doing accurately is dumping the ball off six yards.

/Well, that and riding a bike during championship comeback drives.

Shut the fark up and go back to blowing Brett Favre.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 08:05:24 AM
I originally read that as "having his penis removed".

/Got nothing else to contribute
//Cool story, bro
 
markyp09
2011-12-28 09:47:13 AM
I sound fat: /Well, that and riding a bike during championship comeback drives

You mean for the same injury that has kept Forte out for the last 6 games of the season? Yeah, what a pussy.
 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark]
2011-12-28 10:09:39 PM
xaks: Pfft. Cutmyself will miss the big dance any/ every year with a sprained clitoris.

Just watch. You'll see. He's the Norv Turner of QBs.

I highly doubt that more than ten things of actual useful thought have ever crossed your mind in your entire lifetime. That's really sad for you. What a farking waste of life. And there's lots of people out there just like you, thinking they are people that have good thoughts that other people should hear about.
 
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