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Online internet web group of cyberspace computer virus hackers known as "Anonymous" is planning to invade your homes through the You Tube. Luckily, WND has enough heirloom seeds and robot insurance to quell the oncoming hordes
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Weaver95
2011-12-27 02:00:35 PM
"Band together into small squads of known friends. That way you recognize infiltrators, like fake civilians, as was seen at the G20 summit in Canada," the guide continued.
sounds like a good idea to me.
Relatively Obscure
2011-12-27 02:09:32 PM
Lulz.
Headline:
'Anonymous' plans for 'violent revolution'
Hacking group that helped protests warns of 'bloody mess'
Article:
The guide's index boasts 15 sections with such titles as "How to deal with violent riots;" "First aid kit;" "Food and water;" and "Your safety when confrontations are unavoidable."
Some of the guide's main suggestions for rioters include:
Don't panic, stay cool headed.
Take a break and rest if your body needs to relax, lack of sleep is a major weakening factor.
Avoid consuming mind altering substances like alcohol and drugs. They will cloud your judgment and ability to think and act rationally. You are also arming the regime with propaganda that the crowd is made up of a bunch of intoxicated rioters. Don't allow your movement to be portrayed in an unfavorable light.
The Anonymous guide urges citizens to find a secure water supply and purchase long-lasting foods such as canned goods, rice, dry grains, potatoes, noodles, dried pasta or lentils.
It suggests protesters arm themselves with cameras, including video phones, but warns those with recorders to "be covert because journalists are prone to be attacked."
The guide offers tips on how to avoid tear gas, including moving against the wind and wearing synthetic fibers. To deflect rubber bullets, the guide suggests the use of trash can lids as shields and skiing, motorcycle or motocross equipment to soften the impact.
In the event live ammunition is fired into the crowd the guide suggests an immediate retreat.
The horror!
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-27 02:17:05 PM
COMMENCE FLOOR HUMPING
soakitincider
2011-12-27 02:17:22 PM
seed insurance and robot heirlooms
Bag of Hammers
2011-12-27 02:17:57 PM
Translation for the Old and Derpy:
The libruls are pushing soshalizm through the intartoobs!!!!
fireclown
2011-12-27 02:19:23 PM
Bag of Hammers
:
The libruls are pushing soshalizm through the intartoobs!!!!
The major networks aren't enough for them?
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-12-27 02:19:28 PM
ANONYMOUS = ACORN
Dr.Zom
2011-12-27 02:20:27 PM
But I watch You Tube videos of cats! Should I panic now or panic a little later?
PainInTheASP
2011-12-27 02:20:28 PM
This thread was submitted in 1971 by
Abbie Hoffman
(new window).
mavexe
2011-12-27 02:22:05 PM
The comments on that site hurt my head. No wonder the FBI is more worried about domestic terrorists than foreigners.
sigdiamond2000
2011-12-27 02:22:08 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
:
COMMENCE FLOOR HUMPING
Floor humping is so '04. It's all about
FILIPINO CROTCH FIGHTING
these days:
Weaver95
2011-12-27 02:22:22 PM
Dr.Zom
:
But I watch You Tube videos of cats! Should I panic now or panic a little later?
you should panic now and get it out of the way.
hawcian
2011-12-27 02:23:43 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!
:
ANONYMOUS = ACORN
I heard ACORN and Anonymous teamed up to attack Christmas!
jaytkay
2011-12-27 02:23:51 PM
lol conservatives lol
Remember when "Cash for Clunkers" was a secret spy portal for the IslamoFascistKenyanNaziGay Obama government to steal our lives?
Good times.
LarryDan43
2011-12-27 02:23:56 PM
Ive helpfully installed pop ups on varius sites across the interwebs. If you get one that says scan now go ahead and click yes.
Bloody William
2011-12-27 02:24:17 PM
If the revolution comes, I'll just program a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the protesters.
A Dark Evil Omen
2011-12-27 02:24:45 PM
Isn't WND always agitating for a rightist uprising? You'd think they'd be happy with this.
Maybe they're just angry because
their greed, their foolishness has brought us to this end
(along with the rest of the extreme right) when they were just trying to sell floor-humping videos.
Needlessly Complicated
2011-12-27 02:25:27 PM
Been laughing so hard... There's tears in my eyes. Thank you, subby!
Car_Ramrod
2011-12-27 02:25:36 PM
hawcian
:
Pants full of macaroni!!: ANONYMOUS = ACORN
I heard ACORN and Anonymous teamed up to attack Christmas!
Santa Claus vs ACORNymous
I'd watch that.
Muta
2011-12-27 02:26:11 PM
FTA:
Anonymous has since pledged numerous times to aid Occupy, including with promises of flooding
the central banking system
, NASDAQ, the New York Stock Exchange,
the Federal Reserve
and Goldman Sachs.
You know who else wants to destroy the Cental Banking System and the Federal Reserve?
Sin_City_Superhero
2011-12-27 02:26:30 PM
mavexe
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The comments on that site hurt my head.
Duh. It's the World Nut Daily.
Obtuse_Otter
2011-12-27 02:27:19 PM
barneyfifesbullet
2011-12-27 02:28:48 PM
When you combine that robot insurance with all of the magical musical unicorns Obama has given us, we are safe from the parent's basement virgin Red Bull drinking brigade.
ordinarysteve
2011-12-27 02:29:45 PM
mavexe
:
The comments on that site hurt my head. No wonder the FBI is more worried about domestic terrorists than foreigners.
You've got that right. I like the whole facebook aspect of the board though, since I like seeing what I have I have in common with the crazies.
imontheinternet
2011-12-27 02:30:09 PM
Be on the lookout for the telltale symbol of these dangerous hackers/rapists/genocide enthusiasts.
Artist's depiction.
This Looks Fun
2011-12-27 02:30:26 PM
Bloody William
:
If the revolution comes, I'll just
program
create
a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the protesters'
ip addresses
.
Fixed.
I like your style.
Treygreen13
2011-12-27 02:30:48 PM
Well I like having pizzas delivered to my house, so it will be a boon for me.
Fabric_Man
2011-12-27 02:32:20 PM
Anonymous is going to stand around in big groups in the mall, not buying anything or being productive, and then trample your lawn!
mavexe
2011-12-27 02:34:01 PM
ordinarysteve
:
though
Yeah - I do that from time to time. Then I found out my Grandma loves that site, when I saw her picture pop up in a comment. She's posing with a Gun, a Bible, and two little American Flags.
//It's funny, in a sad-clown way.
/No, I will not link it.
Gunderson
2011-12-27 02:34:37 PM
FTA :"Hacking group that helped protests warns of 'bloody mess' "
/I lost
Gergesa
2011-12-27 02:34:52 PM
Annonymous needs to go after WND sometime.
moops
2011-12-27 02:36:21 PM
Impasse
2011-12-27 02:36:23 PM
Commence exploding yellow vans!
moops
2011-12-27 02:36:56 PM
ProfessorOhki
2011-12-27 02:37:05 PM
ordinarysteve
:
mavexe: The comments on that site hurt my head. No wonder the FBI is more worried about domestic terrorists than foreigners.
You've got that right. I like the whole facebook aspect of the board though, since I like seeing what I have I have in common with the crazies.
I like how all the conspiracy theorists got Facebook accounts without so much as a blink.
The Government is trying to track us all! Don't give in!!! [Like]
GDubDub
2011-12-27 02:37:30 PM
FTFH: "Online internet web group of cyberspace computer virus hackers..."
Just me, or does eliminating the first 5 or last 5 words of above, or any 4 at random for that matter, not change the meaning of the headline at all?
Is that the joke?
ordinarysteve
2011-12-27 02:37:38 PM
"george soros flunkys are working overtime'I would suggest the police start with live ammo and take no prisoners.But only if they get the organizers and soros yoo."
I just bookmarked WND, When faith in mankind starts to creep up on me, I will just go read this shiate
moops
2011-12-27 02:37:39 PM
monoski
2011-12-27 02:39:07 PM
Internet is dangerous. You should be buying gold coins.
//That is all
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-12-27 02:40:02 PM
ordinarysteve
:
"george soros flunkys are working overtime'I would suggest the police start with live ammo and take no prisoners.But only if they get the organizers and soros yoo."
I just bookmarked WND, When faith in mankind starts to creep up on me, I will just go read this shiate
sheilanagig
2011-12-27 02:40:03 PM
ordinarysteve
:
"george soros flunkys are working overtime'I would suggest the police start with live ammo and take no prisoners.But only if they get the organizers and soros yoo."
I just bookmarked WND, When faith in mankind starts to creep up on me, I will just go read this shiate
Be not afraid of the cane-shakers. It's all they can do. I suspect the majority of their readers are shut-ins.
ordinarysteve
2011-12-27 02:40:08 PM
mavexe
:
ordinarysteve: though
Yeah - I do that from time to time. Then I found out my Grandma loves that site, when I saw her picture pop up in a comment. She's posing with a Gun, a Bible, and two little American Flags.
//It's funny, in a sad-clown way.
/No, I will not link it.
Now you have to, sir. I never had grandparents so let me live vicariously through your nan's crazy.
whidbey
2011-12-27 02:41:11 PM
And here I just reported Youtube spam from some fellow with a bunch of x's in his name.
Peculiar gentleman.
Bob16
2011-12-27 02:42:00 PM
They sure are some paranoid motherfarkers.
Yakk
2011-12-27 02:42:15 PM
Comments are better then the article.
SisterMaryElephant
2011-12-27 02:44:29 PM
Relatively Obscure
:
Lulz.
Headline: 'Anonymous' plans for 'violent revolution'
Hacking group that helped protests warns of 'bloody mess'
Article: The guide's index boasts 15 sections with such titles as "How to deal with violent riots;" "First aid kit;" "Food and water;" and "Your safety when confrontations are unavoidable."
Some of the guide's main suggestions for rioters include:
Take a break and rest if your body needs to relax, lack of sleep is a major weakening factor.
Avoid consuming mind altering substances like alcohol and drugs. They will cloud your judgment and ability to think and act rationally. You are also arming the regime with propaganda that the crowd is made up of a bunch of intoxicated rioters. Don't allow your movement to be portrayed in an unfavorable light.
The Anonymous guide urges citizens to find a secure water supply and purchase long-lasting foods such as canned goods, rice, dry grains, potatoes, noodles, dried pasta or lentils.
It suggests protesters arm themselves with cameras, including video phones, but warns those with recorders to "be covert because journalists are prone to be attacked."
The guide offers tips on how to avoid tear gas, including moving against the wind and wearing synthetic fibers. To deflect rubber bullets, the guide suggests the use of trash can lids as shields and skiing, motorcycle or motocross equipment to soften the impact.
In the event live ammunition is fired into the crowd the guide suggests an immediate retreat.
The horror!
Well, they're probably pretty pissed Anon has stolen their idea.
Isn't half of their website dedictated to the same thing for when Obama and his cronies take all our white wives away for raping and later forcing our husbands to marry their dad, dog, or horse?
among the offerings - all available at the WND superstore:
"SAFE: How to Protect Yourself, Your Family and Your Home" by Wayne LaPierre
RADSTICKER: Miniature Radiation Detector
"Survival: How a Culture of Preparedness Can Save You and Your Family From Disasters" by Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, U.S. Army retired
and, of course
Dr. Prepper's Family Preparedness Handbook
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-12-27 02:45:43 PM
I like how Longcat's torso is voted one of the smartest comments in this thread. :-D
mavexe
2011-12-27 02:45:45 PM
ordinarysteve
:
mavexe: ordinarysteve: though
Yeah - I do that from time to time. Then I found out my Grandma loves that site, when I saw her picture pop up in a comment. She's posing with a Gun, a Bible, and two little American Flags.
//It's funny, in a sad-clown way.
/No, I will not link it.
Now you have to, sir. I never had grandparents so let me live vicariously through your nan's crazy.
No way...That picture would most likely become a Meme. Also, just double checked...it also has a "Don't tread on me flag" in it. :)
Sarsin
2011-12-27 02:45:49 PM
SisterMaryElephant
:
Well, they're probably pretty pissed Anon has stolen their idea.
Isn't half of their website dedictated to the same thing for when Obama and his cronies take all our white wives away for raping and later forcing our husbands to marry their dad, dog, or horse?
among the offerings - all available at the WND superstore:
"SAFE: How to Protect Yourself, Your Family and Your Home" by Wayne LaPierre
RADSTICKER: Miniature Radiation Detector
"Survival: How a Culture of Preparedness Can Save You and Your Family From Disasters" by Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, U.S. Army retired
and, of course
Dr. Prepper's Family Preparedness Handbook
Coming up next: WND files a DMCA takedown request against Anonymous for stealing their content and giving it away for free.
LincolnLogolas
2011-12-27 02:46:18 PM
Wow, the comments section is truly awe-inspiring. Apparently, George Soros is behind Anonymous as well! Is there nothing that man CAN'T do?!?! Thank God that WingNutDaily is onto him, otherwise he'd have taken over the entire world by now with his gayislamofascicommunazi agenda!
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