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(WorldNetDaily) Amusing Online internet web group of cyberspace computer virus hackers known as "Anonymous" is planning to invade your homes through the You Tube. Luckily, WND has enough heirloom seeds and robot insurance to quell the oncoming hordes   (wnd.com) divider line 176
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2011-12-27 02:00:35 PM
"Band together into small squads of known friends. That way you recognize infiltrators, like fake civilians, as was seen at the G20 summit in Canada," the guide continued.

sounds like a good idea to me.
 
2011-12-27 02:09:32 PM
Lulz.

Headline: 'Anonymous' plans for 'violent revolution'
Hacking group that helped protests warns of 'bloody mess'



Article: The guide's index boasts 15 sections with such titles as "How to deal with violent riots;" "First aid kit;" "Food and water;" and "Your safety when confrontations are unavoidable."

Some of the guide's main suggestions for rioters include:

Don't panic, stay cool headed.

Take a break and rest if your body needs to relax, lack of sleep is a major weakening factor.

Avoid consuming mind altering substances like alcohol and drugs. They will cloud your judgment and ability to think and act rationally. You are also arming the regime with propaganda that the crowd is made up of a bunch of intoxicated rioters. Don't allow your movement to be portrayed in an unfavorable light.

The Anonymous guide urges citizens to find a secure water supply and purchase long-lasting foods such as canned goods, rice, dry grains, potatoes, noodles, dried pasta or lentils.

It suggests protesters arm themselves with cameras, including video phones, but warns those with recorders to "be covert because journalists are prone to be attacked."

The guide offers tips on how to avoid tear gas, including moving against the wind and wearing synthetic fibers. To deflect rubber bullets, the guide suggests the use of trash can lids as shields and skiing, motorcycle or motocross equipment to soften the impact.

In the event live ammunition is fired into the crowd the guide suggests an immediate retreat.



The horror!
 
2011-12-27 02:17:05 PM
COMMENCE FLOOR HUMPING
 
2011-12-27 02:17:22 PM
seed insurance and robot heirlooms
 
2011-12-27 02:17:57 PM
Translation for the Old and Derpy:

The libruls are pushing soshalizm through the intartoobs!!!!
 
2011-12-27 02:19:23 PM
Bag of Hammers: The libruls are pushing soshalizm through the intartoobs!!!!

The major networks aren't enough for them?
 
2011-12-27 02:19:28 PM
ANONYMOUS = ACORN
 
2011-12-27 02:20:27 PM
But I watch You Tube videos of cats! Should I panic now or panic a little later?
 
2011-12-27 02:20:28 PM
This thread was submitted in 1971 by Abbie Hoffman (new window).
 
2011-12-27 02:22:05 PM
The comments on that site hurt my head. No wonder the FBI is more worried about domestic terrorists than foreigners.
 
2011-12-27 02:22:08 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: COMMENCE FLOOR HUMPING

Floor humping is so '04. It's all about FILIPINO CROTCH FIGHTING these days:

www.self-help-product-reviews.com
 
2011-12-27 02:22:22 PM
Dr.Zom: But I watch You Tube videos of cats! Should I panic now or panic a little later?

you should panic now and get it out of the way.
 
2011-12-27 02:23:43 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: ANONYMOUS = ACORN

I heard ACORN and Anonymous teamed up to attack Christmas!
 
2011-12-27 02:23:51 PM
lol conservatives lol

Remember when "Cash for Clunkers" was a secret spy portal for the IslamoFascistKenyanNaziGay Obama government to steal our lives?

Good times.
 
2011-12-27 02:23:56 PM
Ive helpfully installed pop ups on varius sites across the interwebs. If you get one that says scan now go ahead and click yes.
 
2011-12-27 02:24:17 PM
If the revolution comes, I'll just program a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the protesters.
 
2011-12-27 02:24:45 PM
Isn't WND always agitating for a rightist uprising? You'd think they'd be happy with this.

Maybe they're just angry because their greed, their foolishness has brought us to this end (along with the rest of the extreme right) when they were just trying to sell floor-humping videos.
 
2011-12-27 02:25:27 PM
Been laughing so hard... There's tears in my eyes. Thank you, subby!
 
2011-12-27 02:25:36 PM
hawcian: Pants full of macaroni!!: ANONYMOUS = ACORN

I heard ACORN and Anonymous teamed up to attack Christmas!


Santa Claus vs ACORNymous

I'd watch that.
 
2011-12-27 02:26:11 PM
FTA: Anonymous has since pledged numerous times to aid Occupy, including with promises of flooding the central banking system, NASDAQ, the New York Stock Exchange, the Federal Reserve and Goldman Sachs.


You know who else wants to destroy the Cental Banking System and the Federal Reserve?
 
2011-12-27 02:26:30 PM
mavexe: The comments on that site hurt my head.

Duh. It's the World Nut Daily.
 
2011-12-27 02:27:19 PM
www.eggshell-robotics.com
 
2011-12-27 02:28:48 PM
When you combine that robot insurance with all of the magical musical unicorns Obama has given us, we are safe from the parent's basement virgin Red Bull drinking brigade.
 
2011-12-27 02:29:45 PM
mavexe: The comments on that site hurt my head. No wonder the FBI is more worried about domestic terrorists than foreigners.

You've got that right. I like the whole facebook aspect of the board though, since I like seeing what I have I have in common with the crazies.
 
2011-12-27 02:30:09 PM
Be on the lookout for the telltale symbol of these dangerous hackers/rapists/genocide enthusiasts.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Artist's depiction.
 
2011-12-27 02:30:26 PM
Bloody William: If the revolution comes, I'll just program create a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track the protesters' ip addresses.

Fixed.

I like your style.
 
2011-12-27 02:30:48 PM
Well I like having pizzas delivered to my house, so it will be a boon for me.
 
2011-12-27 02:32:20 PM
Anonymous is going to stand around in big groups in the mall, not buying anything or being productive, and then trample your lawn!
 
2011-12-27 02:34:01 PM
ordinarysteve: though

Yeah - I do that from time to time. Then I found out my Grandma loves that site, when I saw her picture pop up in a comment. She's posing with a Gun, a Bible, and two little American Flags.

//It's funny, in a sad-clown way.
/No, I will not link it.
 
2011-12-27 02:34:37 PM
media.tumblr.com

FTA :"Hacking group that helped protests warns of 'bloody mess' "

/I lost
 
2011-12-27 02:34:52 PM
Annonymous needs to go after WND sometime.
 
2011-12-27 02:36:21 PM
marvinmoss.com
 
2011-12-27 02:36:23 PM
Commence exploding yellow vans!
 
2011-12-27 02:36:56 PM
marvinmoss.com
 
2011-12-27 02:37:05 PM
ordinarysteve: mavexe: The comments on that site hurt my head. No wonder the FBI is more worried about domestic terrorists than foreigners.

You've got that right. I like the whole facebook aspect of the board though, since I like seeing what I have I have in common with the crazies.


I like how all the conspiracy theorists got Facebook accounts without so much as a blink.

The Government is trying to track us all! Don't give in!!! [Like]
 
2011-12-27 02:37:30 PM
FTFH: "Online internet web group of cyberspace computer virus hackers..."

Just me, or does eliminating the first 5 or last 5 words of above, or any 4 at random for that matter, not change the meaning of the headline at all?

Is that the joke?
 
2011-12-27 02:37:38 PM
"george soros flunkys are working overtime'I would suggest the police start with live ammo and take no prisoners.But only if they get the organizers and soros yoo."
I just bookmarked WND, When faith in mankind starts to creep up on me, I will just go read this shiate
 
2011-12-27 02:37:39 PM
marvinmoss.com
 
2011-12-27 02:39:07 PM
Internet is dangerous. You should be buying gold coins.

//That is all
 
2011-12-27 02:40:02 PM
ordinarysteve: "george soros flunkys are working overtime'I would suggest the police start with live ammo and take no prisoners.But only if they get the organizers and soros yoo."
I just bookmarked WND, When faith in mankind starts to creep up on me, I will just go read this shiate


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-27 02:40:03 PM
ordinarysteve: "george soros flunkys are working overtime'I would suggest the police start with live ammo and take no prisoners.But only if they get the organizers and soros yoo."
I just bookmarked WND, When faith in mankind starts to creep up on me, I will just go read this shiate


Be not afraid of the cane-shakers. It's all they can do. I suspect the majority of their readers are shut-ins.
 
2011-12-27 02:40:08 PM
mavexe: ordinarysteve: though

Yeah - I do that from time to time. Then I found out my Grandma loves that site, when I saw her picture pop up in a comment. She's posing with a Gun, a Bible, and two little American Flags.

//It's funny, in a sad-clown way.
/No, I will not link it.


Now you have to, sir. I never had grandparents so let me live vicariously through your nan's crazy.
 
2011-12-27 02:41:11 PM
And here I just reported Youtube spam from some fellow with a bunch of x's in his name.

Peculiar gentleman.
 
2011-12-27 02:42:00 PM
They sure are some paranoid motherfarkers.
 
2011-12-27 02:42:15 PM
Comments are better then the article.
 
2011-12-27 02:44:29 PM
Relatively Obscure: Lulz.

Headline: 'Anonymous' plans for 'violent revolution'
Hacking group that helped protests warns of 'bloody mess'

Article: The guide's index boasts 15 sections with such titles as "How to deal with violent riots;" "First aid kit;" "Food and water;" and "Your safety when confrontations are unavoidable."

Some of the guide's main suggestions for rioters include:

Take a break and rest if your body needs to relax, lack of sleep is a major weakening factor.

Avoid consuming mind altering substances like alcohol and drugs. They will cloud your judgment and ability to think and act rationally. You are also arming the regime with propaganda that the crowd is made up of a bunch of intoxicated rioters. Don't allow your movement to be portrayed in an unfavorable light.

The Anonymous guide urges citizens to find a secure water supply and purchase long-lasting foods such as canned goods, rice, dry grains, potatoes, noodles, dried pasta or lentils.

It suggests protesters arm themselves with cameras, including video phones, but warns those with recorders to "be covert because journalists are prone to be attacked."

The guide offers tips on how to avoid tear gas, including moving against the wind and wearing synthetic fibers. To deflect rubber bullets, the guide suggests the use of trash can lids as shields and skiing, motorcycle or motocross equipment to soften the impact.

In the event live ammunition is fired into the crowd the guide suggests an immediate retreat.


The horror!


Well, they're probably pretty pissed Anon has stolen their idea.

Isn't half of their website dedictated to the same thing for when Obama and his cronies take all our white wives away for raping and later forcing our husbands to marry their dad, dog, or horse?

among the offerings - all available at the WND superstore:

"SAFE: How to Protect Yourself, Your Family and Your Home" by Wayne LaPierre

RADSTICKER: Miniature Radiation Detector

"Survival: How a Culture of Preparedness Can Save You and Your Family From Disasters" by Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, U.S. Army retired

and, of course
Dr. Prepper's Family Preparedness Handbook
 
2011-12-27 02:45:43 PM
I like how Longcat's torso is voted one of the smartest comments in this thread. :-D
 
2011-12-27 02:45:45 PM
ordinarysteve: mavexe: ordinarysteve: though

Yeah - I do that from time to time. Then I found out my Grandma loves that site, when I saw her picture pop up in a comment. She's posing with a Gun, a Bible, and two little American Flags.

//It's funny, in a sad-clown way.
/No, I will not link it.

Now you have to, sir. I never had grandparents so let me live vicariously through your nan's crazy.


No way...That picture would most likely become a Meme. Also, just double checked...it also has a "Don't tread on me flag" in it. :)
 
2011-12-27 02:45:49 PM
SisterMaryElephant: Well, they're probably pretty pissed Anon has stolen their idea.

Isn't half of their website dedictated to the same thing for when Obama and his cronies take all our white wives away for raping and later forcing our husbands to marry their dad, dog, or horse?

among the offerings - all available at the WND superstore:

"SAFE: How to Protect Yourself, Your Family and Your Home" by Wayne LaPierre

RADSTICKER: Miniature Radiation Detector

"Survival: How a Culture of Preparedness Can Save You and Your Family From Disasters" by Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, U.S. Army retired

and, of course
Dr. Prepper's Family Preparedness Handbook


Coming up next: WND files a DMCA takedown request against Anonymous for stealing their content and giving it away for free.
 
2011-12-27 02:46:18 PM
Wow, the comments section is truly awe-inspiring. Apparently, George Soros is behind Anonymous as well! Is there nothing that man CAN'T do?!?! Thank God that WingNutDaily is onto him, otherwise he'd have taken over the entire world by now with his gayislamofascicommunazi agenda!
 
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