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(NPR) Amusing President Obama holds baby and whispers in his ear: "Sock it to me, baby", baby complies   (npr.org) divider line 109
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:49:08 PM
That makes him worse than Nixon.
 
Wendy's Chili
2011-12-27 01:51:20 PM
Really? This is the headline you went with?
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:56:28 PM
Wendy's Chili: Really? This is the headline you went with?

Yeah, I don't normally b*tch about these things and I don't have a dog in this particular fight, but this was a particularly egregious miscarriage of justice by the modmineratoristrators.
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:57:40 PM
There was the Holocaust, there was 9-11, and then there was the selection of this headline over its alternates.
 
vernonFL [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:59:07 PM
It would have been funny to see what Fox News put as their headline...
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 01:59:54 PM
*chomp*
 
SomeBrunette [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:00:52 PM
vernonFL: It would have been funny to see what Fox News put as their headline...

That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw the video. "Obama eats white babies" was pretty much my first answer to that question.
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:01:19 PM
vernonFL: It would have been funny to see what Fox News put as their headline...

Wouldn't it be funny if they accused him of actually eating a baby's hand or something crazy like that?
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:05:37 PM
The Bilderberg Group fails again!
 
Headso
2011-12-27 02:05:51 PM
sigdiamond2000: vernonFL: It would have been funny to see what Fox News put as their headline...

Wouldn't it be funny if they accused him of actually eating a baby's hand or something crazy like that?

I would think they'd go with something like "baby temporarily stops Obama from spreading his Muslim-communist-socialist-usurper message"
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:08:51 PM
Come on...no one's going to take a crack at that softball?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:09:24 PM
So Obama has gone from indoctrinating our children to digesting them.

Why am I not surprised?
 
propasaurus [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:12:59 PM
Wendy's Chili: Really? This is the headline you went with?

And isn't this a headline from like 2 days ago?
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:15:26 PM
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:16:11 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:25:18 PM
Judy Carne and Goldie Hawn approve.
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:26:02 PM
I posted some good shiat in the thread with the decent headline. Why is Fark so sucky lately?
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:26:21 PM
shanrick: [img20.imageshack.us image 200x338]

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Actual Farking [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:32:17 PM
He's just trying to enjoy a nice California cheeseburger. The chef used Jonathan Swift's original recipe.
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:52:54 PM
"Obama encounters first real tough opponent for re-election compared to the GOP hopefuls."
 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 02:54:54 PM
White military babies are tasty!
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 03:08:16 PM
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 03:19:23 PM
I can see the attraction. Liberals are basically intellectual and emotional children.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 03:33:00 PM
Next on FOX: Baby who narrowly avoided abortion gets revenge on usurper
 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 03:47:27 PM
Diogenes: I can see the attraction. Liberals are basically intellectual and emotional children.

And yet we are far superior to the remorseless and the animal-ignorant conservative.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-27 04:05:15 PM
Bathia_Mapes: shanrick: [img20.imageshack.us image 200x338]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 413x600]

"Judy Came"?

/I did
 
ArcadianRefugee
2011-12-27 04:53:29 PM
The current state of political discourse:

Darth_Lukecash: Diogenes: I can see the attraction. Liberals are basically intellectual and emotional children.

And yet we are far superior to the remorseless and the animal-ignorant conservative.
 
Parthenogenetic
2011-12-27 04:54:16 PM
sigdiamond2000: Fine, I'll do it:

[i41.tinypic.com image 458x505]

Hey, at least it wasn't "White Marine forced to watch as Obama eats his baby's hand"
 
culebra
2011-12-27 04:54:52 PM
Naturally, conservatives will turn a cute moment into a reason to make assess of themselves simply because Obama is involved. Think that's hyperbole? Remember that these are the people who have it out for arugula because it pals around with Obama.
 
culebra
2011-12-27 04:56:18 PM
culebra: Naturally, conservatives will turn a cute moment into a reason to make asses of themselves simply because Obama is involved. Think that's hyperbole? Remember that these are the people who have it out for arugula because it pals around with Obama.

ftfm
 
andrethered1
2011-12-27 04:56:42 PM
Are you sure it wasn't Boehner?
 
Xythero
2011-12-27 05:00:25 PM
The baby was later charged with threatening the president and held indefinitely without charge. We'll see if he's still blowing bubbles when the water board comes.
 
The Dog Ate My Homework
2011-12-27 05:00:34 PM
Why does the guy to the President's left shave his head? Sure he has a receding hairline, but he looks like he could easily grow an otherwise thick head of hair. And it's not because he's in the military unless he's still in boot camp.
 
someonelse
2011-12-27 05:03:18 PM
Fake. Obama only eats babies with fancy mustard.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 05:03:29 PM
I thought it was kind of charming to see the President make nom-nom motions with his mouth while smiling; it's always been obvious to me that Obama loves kids. I could see Newt recoiling, spitting, and smacking the kid's hand away.
 
fireside68 [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 05:04:21 PM
The Dog Ate My Homework: Why does the guy to the President's left shave his head? Sure he has a receding hairline, but he looks like he could easily grow an otherwise thick head of hair. And it's not because he's in the military unless he's still in boot camp.

He has a whole lot of nose to be shaving his head like that.
 
Snargi
2011-12-27 05:04:28 PM
The Dog Ate My Homework: Why does the guy to the President's left shave his head? Sure he has a receding hairline, but he looks like he could easily grow an otherwise thick head of hair. And it's not because he's in the military unless he's still in boot camp.

Maybe his wife doesn't like hair tickling her inner thighs?
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 05:04:44 PM
sigdiamond2000: Fine, I'll do it:

[i41.tinypic.com image 458x505]

Looks like you got 164 comments so far, nicely done!

I can't read them, apparently I have something blocked that won't let me read them, anyone want to quote a few?
 
LewDux
2011-12-27 05:05:05 PM
Probably confused with Fried Chicken Fingers
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 05:06:25 PM
ArcadianRefugee: The current state of political discourse:

Darth_Lukecash: Diogenes: I can see the attraction. Liberals are basically intellectual and emotional children.

And yet we are far superior to the remorseless and the animal-ignorant conservative.

I was just trying on the new troll hat I got for Christmas.
 
xaveth
2011-12-27 05:07:36 PM
The kid was just trying to remove all those lies in Obama's filthy mouth.
 
Bit'O'Gristle
2011-12-27 05:12:20 PM
He was trying to stop him from grabbing mom's purse and running.

/got nothing.
 
here to help
2011-12-27 05:12:24 PM
Uh... how is this newsworthy? A baby did what babies do. And it was barely more than a touch. You guys sure like to flip out over anything involving Obama.
 
ArgusRun
2011-12-27 05:13:47 PM
sigdiamond2000: Wendy's Chili: Really? This is the headline you went with?

Yeah, I don't normally b*tch about these things and I don't have a dog in this particular fight, but this was a particularly egregious miscarriage of justice by the modmineratoristrators.

Was one of them a "Modest Proposal" reference? Cause that's what I would have picked.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-12-27 05:17:22 PM
Not exactly, Subby.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 05:22:51 PM
This is truly asinine.

dl.dropbox.com
 
Kenny B [TotalFark]
2011-12-27 05:23:01 PM
It was the kids way of saying STFU.
 
stevejovi
2011-12-27 05:24:12 PM
POTUS got off light. My 15-month-old would've fishhooked his nostrils so hard they'd bleed. He's a vicious little critter.

/proud Daddy
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-27 05:25:20 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Leave it Democrats to to something half way. Now Bush, he could eat some babies!

/and kittens

www.vanburenmusic.com
 
strapp3r
2011-12-27 05:26:21 PM
"must now burn the child!"

www.advocate.com
 
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