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2011-12-27 02:12:59 PM
UCAS forever baby!
 
2011-12-27 02:22:35 PM
Crap! He knows about the Hacker Hellstorm.

Who the hell told him!?
 
2011-12-27 02:34:21 PM
I for one wish America would accept their new Canadian overlords.
 
2011-12-27 02:34:52 PM
Weaver95: UCAS forever baby!

mygirlfriendisadm.files.wordpress.com

Sees what you did there.
 
2011-12-27 02:40:20 PM
Has anyone seen Ron Paul and Ross Perot in the same room?
 
2011-12-27 02:49:58 PM
Dangit, he read the back of a road sign, didn't he!
 
2011-12-27 02:57:42 PM
Does Ron Paul know about Interstate 5?

/this idjit is starting to make Shelly look rational
 
2011-12-27 02:59:14 PM
Don't you all see? If Mexico and the US merge, then that does away with a large fraction of the illegal immigrants.

It is a win/win. They get low paying jobs and we all get our gardeners back.
 
2011-12-27 03:05:13 PM
He's nuts. What is worse, there are GOP who have far more crazier ideas than him, but are in political power.
 
2011-12-27 03:07:21 PM
the keystone pipeline is the first step.
 
2011-12-27 03:09:39 PM
Aarontology: the keystone pipeline is the first step.

It's not even for oil, it's for cards. That way they don't even have to look at us.
 
2011-12-27 03:11:43 PM
revolutioninjesusland.com
 
2011-12-27 03:14:23 PM
¿Porque son los Amerikanos siempre tan estupidos, eh?
 
2011-12-27 03:16:30 PM
Finally, after all those negative Ron Paul threads last night and this morning we get one about his good ideas.

Woo hoo!
 
2011-12-27 03:30:11 PM
I rather like the idea of a North American Union.
 
2011-12-27 03:34:06 PM
As long as the new country is called "Canada" and is run from Ottawa with the Queen as head of state I have no problems.

/Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States....
 
2011-12-27 03:35:56 PM
Flint Ironstag: As long as the new country is called "Canada" and is run from Ottawa with the Queen as head of state I have no problems.

/Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States....


Well let's see. I drink Moosehead, watch hockey and eat poutine. OH GOD IT'S STARTING ALREADY.
 
2011-12-27 03:37:04 PM
I'd bet my last amero that this never happens.
 
2011-12-27 04:02:38 PM
realitycheck.typepad.com

Get used to it, biatches!

*maniacal laughter*
 
2011-12-27 04:08:01 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Flint Ironstag: As long as the new country is called "Canada" and is run from Ottawa with the Queen as head of state I have no problems.

/Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States....

Well let's see. I drink Moosehead, watch hockey and eat poutine. OH GOD IT'S STARTING ALREADY.


Thank God I'm immune, as I sit here sipping my Tim Hort---Noooooooo!
 
2011-12-27 04:10:24 PM
Everyone knows that America won't do that. It will however annex both Mexico and Canada into the Union.

Welcome to for-profit healthcare you icebacks!
 
2011-12-27 04:10:45 PM
But if he's right, just like if he's right about the federal-homosexual conspiracy, he'll be the one to protect us from it!
 
2011-12-27 04:10:59 PM
Ron Paul is a cantankerous racist old man who believes in nutty conspiracy theories, and he is STILL better than all the other GOP candidates.
 
2011-12-27 04:11:10 PM
Weaver95: UCAS forever baby!

www2s.biglobe.ne.jp
 
2011-12-27 04:13:30 PM
One Enclave. One America.
 
2011-12-27 04:13:30 PM
nicedeb.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-27 04:14:40 PM
vernonFL: Ron Paul is a cantankerous racist old man who believes in nutty conspiracy theories, and he is STILL better than all the other GOP candidates.

Pretty much. I actually really want him to win the nomination because I'd like to see someone with some actual strengths against Bongo Hussein Fartblackdude go up against him. I want Obama to actually have to answer substantive points instead of just going, "Would you look at this farking guy?"
 
2011-12-27 04:15:36 PM
Someone explain to me why a United North America would be so bad? We'd have hamburgers, poutine and enchiladas in the same polity. Over 400 million people stretching from Arctic Circle to the Tropic of Cancer. I'd think that would be AWESOME.

Here's your new flag, biatches:

www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2011-12-27 04:16:09 PM
fracto73: Weaver95: UCAS forever baby!

[www2s.biglobe.ne.jp image 200x232]

Was in a pretty epic campaign once where it turned out all our characters had been mind wiped and reprogrammed as "punishment" for a great crime we had commited a few years prior. Turns out my character had KILLED president Dunkelzahn in a grand conspiracy.

/csb
//kinda wanna play again :(
 
2011-12-27 04:18:30 PM
No wonder conservatives never solve any problems. They're too busy fighting imaginary ones.
 
2011-12-27 04:19:21 PM
How many of these Republican-fark-tards are still hungover from the birthday x-mas christmas celebration?

/Then again, I thought I posted in a thread this morning on Ron believing in creationism and I posted a pic of Morpheous with red and blue pills.
//Zombie Jesus's birthday still to celebrate by getting stoned on chocolate bunnies.
 
2011-12-27 04:20:10 PM
Aarontology: the keystone pipeline is the first step.

Hah! It goes back further than that. Many people are/were convinced that Rick Perry's proposed NAFTA Superhighway was the prelude to the UNA. Here's a nice article by Jerome Corsi (!) that lays out many of their concerns.
 
2011-12-27 04:21:51 PM
This is old news, they are gonna use the stock yards in Kansas City to process the citizens, give us our shots, tattoo our ID's etc.
I know this b/c I read in on the Googler
 
2011-12-27 04:23:28 PM
But he's consistent! And honest!

And NDAA is terrible!

/RON POPEIL!
 
2011-12-27 04:25:11 PM
They're building a road people. A really really big road. This road will allow for the movement of goods. How can you not see what is coming


Step 1. Build a big road
2. ???
3. Zetas move in your house and force you to make meth.
 
2011-12-27 04:26:02 PM
Flint Ironstag: As long as the new country is called "Canada" and is run from Ottawa with the Queen as head of state I have no problems.

/Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States....


The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here. Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day
 
2011-12-27 04:26:15 PM
As a small businessman, Ron Paul's campaign is the one that will do the best to provide me with comfortable living.

/The link to my mail-order, custom-designed tinfoil hat businees is in my profile.
 
2011-12-27 04:28:46 PM
As for bringing Mexico into the Union, the U.S. had their chance back when we conquered the country in 1848.
 
2011-12-27 04:29:00 PM
Well, sure, there's this evil plot to consider. Then there's the plot by the Muslim Brotherhood to make America submit to Islam's will. And there's the War On Christmas, of course. And the on-going crusade to grab all the guns. And don't forget the campaign to undermine the family unit by letting gays get hitched.

Really, we evil geniuses are a lot busier and more productive than most folks give us credit for. Seriously, you have no idea...
 
2011-12-27 04:29:20 PM
theorellior: Someone explain to me why a United North America would be so bad? We'd have hamburgers, poutine and enchiladas in the same polity. Over 400 million people stretching from Arctic Circle to the Tropic of Cancer. I'd think that would be AWESOME.

Here's your new flag, biatches:

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 400x229]


If we annex Mexico, it would look like our country is pinching Cuba. But that's not enough. I say stretch it to the Panama Canal. Why not?

/half-serious
 
2011-12-27 04:30:02 PM
Mr. Anon: They're building a road people. A really really big road. This road will allow for the movement of goods. How can you not see what is coming


Step 1. Build a big road
2. ???
3. Zetas move in your house and force you to make meth.


At long last, I'm two steps ahead of everyone!
 
2011-12-27 04:30:46 PM
the phrase extremist Lew Rockwell and a link to a blog to refute NAFTA.


Not saying anything but I'm saying you can do better.
 
2011-12-27 04:30:55 PM
images.tsn.ca
Let's wait until after Saturday to start talking about getting along. Go Canada!
 
2011-12-27 04:32:03 PM
Rich Cream: the phrase extremist Lew Rockwell and a link to a blog to refute NAFTA highway.

ftfm
 
2011-12-27 04:32:32 PM
I run the second largest trucking website on the web with over 240,000 monthly visitors. The NAFTA Superhighway is very real.

I have heard many truck owners say "they can't export our jobs, the stuff still needs to be trucked". That made perfect sense to me, how in the world could they take THAT away? Well, they have figured out a way. A way to replace $40k to $60k a year American and Canadian trucking jobs with Mexican trans-border drivers earning $12,500 per year (less than a full time person makes at McDonald's).

Here's how they plan to do it:

1. Divert all freight coming into the west coast ports from Asia to the new MEXICAN SUPERPORT, which is being funded by Hong Kong shipping giants. The California Ports industry alone generates $32 Billion Dollars per year for the California economy. This will DEVASTATE the California economy.

2. Take all of that freight coming into Mexico and give it to members of http://nascocorridor.com check out their membership, mostly "beltway boys" who have lobbied DC to create a NAFTA SUPERHIGHWAY that reaches every major U.S. and Canadian city. The complete highway network can be found at http://kcsmartport.com

3. All freight can now be delivered from Mexico to all of the U.S. and Canada and will exclude ALL west coast ports and ALL U.S. and Canadian Trucking Companies. Not ONE DOLLAR of freight revenue will pass through American or Canadian hands. Tens of thousands of trucking companies will go out of business, millions of jobs lost.

This will SLAUGHTER the U.S. and Canadian Trucking Industries and the west coast ports of the U.S. and Canada. Ron Paul was the ONLY one with the COURAGE to make it an issue in the 2008 election, John McCain snickered, Mitt Romney rolled his eyes, Jeffry Toobin from CNN called him crazy and said it didn't exist. This is deception on a grand scale. Those who benefit couldn't care less about American Jobs.
 
2011-12-27 04:32:57 PM
Mr_Fabulous: Well, sure, there's this evil plot to consider. Then there's the plot by the Muslim Brotherhood to make America submit to Islam's will. And there's the War On Christmas, of course. And the on-going crusade to grab all the guns. And don't forget the campaign to undermine the family unit by letting gays get hitched.

Really, we evil geniuses are a lot busier and more productive than most folks give us credit for. Seriously, you have no idea...


It's actually not that hard when you live entirely off of food stamps. Sure we get welfare too but any cash we get goes to paying illegal immigrants to vote for us.
 
2011-12-27 04:35:21 PM
It's not that big a deal.
Mexico will be merged into Texas to form Texaco while Canada and Minnesota become Can o" Soda.
We won't even change the flag.
 
2011-12-27 04:35:56 PM
offmymeds: Flint Ironstag: As long as the new country is called "Canada" and is run from Ottawa with the Queen as head of state I have no problems.

/Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States....

The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here. Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day


The horror.

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.pspgo1.com

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2011-12-27 04:38:09 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: o"

apostrophail!
 
2011-12-27 04:40:38 PM
RonBananas: This will SLAUGHTER the U.S. and Canadian Trucking Industries and the west coast ports of the U.S. and Canada. Ron Paul was the ONLY one with the COURAGE to make it an issue in the 2008 election

The left has been consistently for environmental and safety protections along with wage protections that would help protect truckers in that situation but ya'll keep voting republican. heh!
 
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